Chapter 1: Xiongguan Mandao is really ironless

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I am a declining aristocrat and a swinger, a man from ten miles and eight villages, and no one does not know.

First of all, the most direct reason why I became a declining aristocrat was the death of my parents. As soon as I spoke of this, my heart was very sad, and it was dripping blood, and I seemed to see my blood dripping down the long road of life, and my heartache would not end until the red blood was dripping, and it would not always torment me like a nightmare, and I would wake up in the middle of the night.

When I was nine years old, it was also a dark and windy night, and that night was so similar to the night I went to assassinate the general, a night like this, because I couldn't see my fingers, because of the unusual silence, usually made the dishonest villains think of it. But while they were plotting and acting, our family was asleep, how could we have thought of this flying disaster. A group of robbers came to my house and robbed me, and they killed and robbed people when they saw them, and I survived my whole family of more than 20 people. It was my father, when he was dying, avoiding the eyes of the robbers, and with all his strength he threw me from the window to the grass in the garden outside the window, and I was thrown unconscious, and when I woke up, it was dawn, and everything was already at peace. The robbers had already run away, the family was bleeding profusely, and everything of value that could be removed was taken away, and I got up, found the bodies of my father and mother, and fainted crying.

In this way, I was adopted by my cousin, because his house was not far from my house, and my father helped him a lot during his lifetime. At that time, he often came to our house, sometimes he also brought his wife and children, one was to fight the tooth sacrifice, and sometimes he also helped my family do what he could. Now that my parents are dead, he is happy to accept me in order to repay his kindness, and because there are no boys in his family. After he helped bury my family, he took me to their house, and the chief of security was also there, and there were many well-known people, saying that they would have a certificate in the future. My cousin quickly tied my clothes and luggage with hemp rope and carried them on his shoulders, and closed the vermilion lacquer door of my house. As soon as the door closed, people couldn't wait to leave. Only my cousin was delayed for a while because of the closing of the door, and my cousin, because she was holding her five-year-old daughter in her left hand and a bulging cloth bag in her right hand, which contained my clothes, was a little immobile, and she stood and looked back at me and the huge yard behind me. She wanted to call me young master like before, maybe she didn't think it was appropriate, or she wanted to hold my hand, but how could she hold my hand. I said flatteringly, "Cousin, I'll just go by myself, you can take your sister." The woman was very happy and praised me for being sensible. The little girl quickly let go of her mother's hand, "Mom, you take your brother, I'll go by myself." She was finally liberated, and immediately ran wildly on the road, jumping up and down, and being very naughty. You must have thought of it, that little girl is the Xi Shi who became famous all over the world.

Saying that we are childhood sweethearts, you will feel very old-fashioned, and the old-fashioned ones will make you lose your teeth. You can omit not to tell me the story of our childhood, what is there to tell about the story of our childhood? But I still have to say one thing: when I was very young, I knew that Shih Tzu was very beautiful and beautiful, and at that time, I secretly swore that when I grew up, I would marry her.

However, her parents, that is, my adoptive parents, because they were a pair of honest farmers with no knowledge, did not have much ability, and could not manage their finances, let alone make money and make a fortune, and they could not even keep the family property that should belong to me. But then again, they were so shrewd and capable, and my cousins wouldn't have fostered me in their home. In fact, I also know that after the death of my parents, my family's land was divided among my cousins and uncles, but I am a small child, and I have no ability to compete with them, even if they don't divide it, they will be divided by others, and they will at least have a little conscience if they divide it, so that they will not starve me to death. My adoptive parents, a family of three, and I soon ate up the little savings that my cousins had left me, and I suspect that if it could have eaten it, it would have been eaten all the time.

When I was fourteen, I ran away from home. The reason why I ran away from home is very simple, as I grew older, I began to think about my family tragedy, I narrowly thought that the main thing was that my father did not have a sense of distress, he was in a safe corner, and only thought about how to protect the family business of his ancestors, although he did not prostitute or gamble, but he also had the bad habits of all his sons and brothers, cockfighting and lackeys, eating, drinking and having fun, in such a turbulent era, he could not have imagined that he or his family should practice martial arts to protect the family. I often thought that if I had been a big man and a man of great martial arts, I would have taken a sword and cut off the heads of those robbers like my mother and my nurse cut turnips, and rolled them to the ground, and they would bleed all over the place. After thinking about it like that, my heart can no longer be stable, and I can no longer stay at home, because in the days to come, I always imagine myself as a chivalrous man, with a sword pinned to his waist, a wine jug, and a fast horse......

I went out with such a dream, and when I went out, I only said to my sister Xi Shi, "My brother decided to practice martial arts in order to protect you in the future." Xi Shi was very happy at the time, clapped her hands and said that she fully supported her brother's decision, she patted her chest and blinked her eyes and swore to me, saying that she would never tell her parents where I went, and I knew that she wanted me to tell her my whereabouts. She struggled to stand on tiptoe and hold my head, kissed me on the forehead, and said, "Brother, where are you going, and when will you be back?"

"I don't know where I'm going, because I'm going to find a martial arts master, and that martial arts master is uncertain, and I don't know when I'll come back, but I'll always come back. ”

Later, I became a disciple of the famous swordsman Yue Nu in the Yue Kingdom at that time. But what I never imagined was that when I came home three years later with Master's permission, something happened that I couldn't accept in any way, my sister had been selected for the draft and had been sent to the Flying Wing Tower to receive some special training.

, I was so angry that I went to martial arts to protect my family and more importantly my sister. But that day, Fan Li took my sister away. I went to him and asked him if he wanted to get his sister back, but he showed no mercy and ordered the soldiers to drive me out.

And so that happened that night.

The adoptive father said, "Son, you have met a good person, otherwise, your life would have been gone."

I don't believe it, my adoptive father is honest, and no one is a bad person in his eyes. He is a tiger and wolf, and his goodness is pretended to be shown to his subordinates, so he is not so kind to spare me, or he just wants to ask for merit in front of my sister, so that my sister will go to Wu to be a spy for him. Damn, it's all the shady deeds of men and women thieves, don't think I'm a fool.

I couldn't assassinate him, and I was indignant in my heart, I couldn't beat him, but I always wanted to try with him. But as time passed, I knew that my idea could not be realized, so I told the master about this wish while the master was happy, and the master seemed to know my thoughts, she sneered and said that it is not easy, you can assassinate him again. I said I didn't dare, if he caught me again, he would not spare me, and he would be imprisoned or executed.

The master looked into my eyes, and she wanted to see something in my eyes, and maybe she didn't see anything, all she saw was a young man's competitive arrogance and love for his sister. She thought for a moment, "I'll write a few words, you manage to give them to him, and he'll come to you." ”

"What did the master write?"

The master swept over with a sword, and I dodged over, her apricot eyes widened, and she looked at me with a look of hatred for iron and steel, "I've told you a thousand times that curiosity kills cats, this is a mistake that a swordsman can't make." ”

On a moonlit night, I shot the master's letter to the pillar of Fan Li's room, and then I waited for him in the grass not far away, and after waiting for a long time before he appeared, I was quite impatient, so I lay down in the grass and fell asleep. Then an arrow flew in the darkness and shot above my head, and I reached out and caught it. Immediately, a black shadow came straight towards me, I drew my sword to greet me, and with a "bang", the sword collided with the sword and sparked silver sparks, in the night, like a dragon, a flying dragon.

Soon, the surrounding flames were blazing, and it turned out that someone had spotted us fighting not far from the Flying Wing Tower, so they concentrated their soldiers and rushed here, they wanted to help the general end the fight early, but the general stopped them.

It was a fight that really made my heart flutter, thousands of soldiers lined up to watch us fight, and some of them imitated our movements, as if they were studying by heart, and let them observe, which may have the general's ulterior motives. The general may have been teasing me or didn't want me to lose too much dignity and didn't let the fight end too quickly.

The ending, of course, speaks for itself, and I once again became a prisoner of the general.

The soldiers were delighted, and together they tied me up and threw me aside like a dead pig, "General, what to do with this man." ”

Someone raised the torch in front of me and deliberately got close to me, almost burning my eyebrows and making me angry and scold my mother. Someone recognized me and shouted, "It's him again, and he's so bold that he's come to assassinate the general and kill him again." ”

"Yes, kill him!" cried out.

I think I'm really finished this time, I want to die, I have to die with dignity, and I can't beg them for mercy, so I didn't struggle anymore, the master was right, curiosity killed the cat.

"Do you have anything to say, young man?" said the general, as he walked up to me, looked at me through his torch, and asked solemnly.

"I can't beat you, I have nothing to say, but I must tell the general that the purpose of my coming here today is not to assassinate the general, but to ask the general for martial arts. ”

"It's nonsense, the ghost believes it, the general, just don't do it and kill him! If you come to make trouble for three or five days, it's also troublesome to keep it. Li Fei said.

"You really should be killed, now you have nothing to say, who would believe that you didn't come to assassinate General Ben. ”

"Slow, I still have something to say, I want to know, what did my master Yue Nu say to you in the letter?"

The general smiled, "Does it still make sense?"

"Yes, I don't believe that the master will harm me, she can't let me die, she knows that I am not your opponent. ”

"Clever. The general gestured, pointed to one of the soldiers beside him, and said, "Go to my room and bring me a letter that I have placed on the table." ”

It turned out that the master's letter was only six words, "Please accept him, Yue Nu." ”

When the soldiers untied me, I fell to the ground and bowed, "General, please take me." ”

All of us were stunned by the sudden change and watched us in silence.

The general thought for a moment and asked, "Young man, do you want to join the army?"

I was stunned and speechless, and for a moment I froze in place as if I couldn't react. The general continued, "That little guard of mine left without saying goodbye some time ago, and if you join the army, be my personal bodyguard." ”

In this way, I became the personal guard of Fan Li, the general of the Yue Kingdom, do you think I am a shit luck? I clearly remember that the people around the general at that time were all stunned, stunned, jealous, and curious...... Of course, only my image is the most exaggerated, I opened my mouth wide, and I couldn't speak for a long time, but my heart was beating wildly to tell myself, this is really a surprise.

When I told this story, I only had one audience around me, but I had to tell it clearly, and I didn't dare to omit any of the details, because this audience is so unusual that you can't fool him, and if you can fool him, then you can be a full-time liar, and he is the doctor of the Yue Kingdom. Undoubtedly, he was investigating me, and an assassin who assassinated the general had become the general's personal guard by mistake, and he had to rest assured that it was abnormal.

"You lied, Lin Yinan. He struggled to look at me with eyes smaller than mung beans, "Do you want to get by, no way?"

"I'm not lying, I'm missing some details, but it's just some of my personal privacy, such as going to the toilet or peeking at a woman while going to the bathroom, or thinking about it because I saw a woman's round ass. Why, is the doctor interested in the trivialities, or does the doctor want to hear me tell me some details about the love between men and women?" I looked at him lazily, and I was almost exhausted by his interrogation for nearly a day, but he was still in good spirits, which made me strange.

"Presumptuous!" he kicked me, a gentle gentleman like him rarely behaved like this, but think how angry I made him, "Don't think that General Fan Li favors you, you can be lawless, I warn you, I will continue to investigate you, always." "Don't let me get your hands on you, or you'll die without a place to bury." His index finger pointed firmly at my nose, which made me irritable but afraid to attack.

Later it turned out that he was just scaring me and satisfying the vanity of the literati to conquer the generals.

But so what, Wen Genre or me, as well as our stories, will eventually be annihilated by the torrent of history.