The next day, the relaxed duo did not leave the city, but drove around the city, leaving their footprints on zoos, playgrounds, places of interest, and even buying spoof toys to play with. Sitting on a park bench, the relationship between the two is better than that of a father-daughter combination.

"Are you ready? It's your turn. ”

"Hmm~" Miao Di bent down and took a balloon the size of a blown slap and put it into the circle in front of the muzzle of the plastic toy. Yang Shun playfully took a funny beard and stuck it under Miao Di's nose.

"Just think about hitting yourself in the head hard. "It's a toy gun that simulates suicide, and when you pull the trigger, the muzzle of the gun will hit the balloon with the front fixed at the end, puncture the balloon, make it explode in your ear, and you can also use it to scare people.

"Come on, don't hesitate~" Yang Shun said seductively.

"I'm ready. Miao Di said as he turned the revolver on his revolver, earnestly shaving.

Yang Shun said disdainfully, "It's completely random, no matter how you look at it, it's useless, it may explode at any time." ”

Miao Di was not affected by Yang Shun's words at all, and pulled a few more times before saying, "Can I start?"

"No problem, anytime. ”

Miao Di estimated that it was the first time to point a revolver at his head, and he was a little nervous, the beard on the side of his mouth was about to fall off, and his eyes were closed.

"Okay, good. Yang Shun took the revolver in Miao Di's hand and said, "Do you know what I hate?"

"What?"

Yang Shun pointed the gun at his temple, "I hate those guys who always speak with a 'fact'. Like, you actually have a gun on your head. And pulled the trigger.

The gun didn't go off either.

"Very good, this example is very well given. "Actually, you..."

"Oh, in fact, you're still alive. Yang Shun didn't wait for Miao Di to finish speaking, and he said the next sentence.

Not to be outdone, "You know what I still hate, those guys who say, 'Do you know who my dad is?' all day long. ”

Yang Shun nodded, "People who like to show off their family background, right? I guess, it's quite annoying." ”

The balloon still didn't burst, and the gun returned to Yang Shun's hand.

"It's about to explode. Miao Di reminded.

Yang Shunman didn't care about repeating the previous actions, "I hate those guys who spend millions to buy a car but drive 20 kilometers slower than the speed limit, like a military parade." "It didn't sound.

"I hate people who wear women's trousers. Miao Di said the child's words, but there was still no sound.

"Women's trousers, those are all elites in the workplace~" Yang Shun took the gun, "Although I don't learn math well, I also know that my chances of winning are very small now." ”

Miao Di immediately laughed when he heard this, and the revolver was loaded with six rounds, and the first five rounds of this round did not go off, and the last one did not run away.

"Okay, Great Demon King Yang Shun, maybe it's time to die. Yang Shun gritted his teeth and pulled the gun.

Sure enough, the balloon exploded in Yang Shun's ears, causing Miao Di to laugh, "How do you feel?"

"It feels good, and it's worth dying on this wonderful sunset. ”

"Where are we going tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow's business will be talked about tomorrow. ”

--- dividing line---

"Uncle, let me sleep on the floor, you didn't sleep well last night. When he was sleeping, Miao Di saw that Yang Shun was still preparing to sleep on the floor, and couldn't help but speak.

"No, I'm fine" Yang Shun put the quilt on the side of the bed, folded his clothes and lay down, and then covered the quilt, these two days with Miao Di, except for taking a bath and changing clothes, he has not taken off his clothes, and he adheres to his respect for the little girl, but Miao Di is a pajama.

"Come on, in bed, you still have that damn migraine. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll buy medicine and take it. ”

Miao Di picked up the spare pillow and thin quilt and placed them in the middle of the big bed, "See? This is the dividing line, isn't that good?"

"No, I'm fine. ”

"Oh my God, Yang Shun, lie down on the bed immediately, or I'll sleep on the floor." Miaody threatened.

"Okay, I'll sleep on the floor. See? I'm going to lie down. ”

"Ah, uncle, the carpet smells so bad, I'm going to throw up. ”

Yang Shun really couldn't let Miao Di go any further, "You're still growing your body, it's not good to sleep on the floor." So I got up and went to bed.

The two did not put their heads in the same direction, but fell asleep relatively closely, so they began to chat, and they talked a lot, hobbies, life, habits, and some views on life.

"Fan Gang's theory of 'buying a house with six wallets' has caused controversy because it pokes at the pain in the hearts of young people. Suddenly the news was broadcast on the TV channel.

"Professor Fan Gang has a long teaching experience abroad. Compared with the current situation in China, where parents do their best to buy a house for their children, the college students he teaches abroad are not only unlikely to receive material help from their parents when buying a house, but even the tuition fees for the entire research and study stage need to be borne by their own work-study programs: "Therefore, young people should think about their own development, so that they can earn more money and buy more houses in the future." ’”

"So when the youth representative asked about buying a house, Professor Fan Gang immediately asked, 'Are you still using your parents' money to buy a house?' He expressed the hope that all his children can know how to give back after they have achieved success in school, 'When you are young, it is a good time for your own development, and there is no second chance to go to school.' So if your parents want to give you money now, don't buy a house first, and work harder to repay your parents. ’”

"The year before last, it was said that 'young people should not use their parents' savings to buy a house', but a few days ago it became 'six wallets to buy a house'. Whether it is the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality, this kind of calculation makes people shudder. What is it that has caused this well-known professor's attitude to take a 180-degree turn in his attitude in more than two years? We at Luzhou University are fortunate to have Professor Fan Gang to explain this economic issue of current concern to you in the auditorium of the college the day after tomorrow. ”

"If you don't buy a house, you won't be able to afford a house for the rest of your life! For the demand for self-occupation, buying early is better than buying late. However, in the current situation of high housing prices, it is indeed difficult to afford a house without relying on the support of the family. On the other hand, if the 'six wallets' are not used to buy a house, they will probably lie on the bank's fixed deposit, and slowly be eroded by inflation to lose their purchasing power. ”

Listen to Professor Fan talk about the past on the TV show.

Miaody said softly, "Anyone who makes a living by spreading fear to the masses..."

Yang Shun continued, "Or just for the sake of money, and become the lackeys of certain interest groups." ”

"Therefore, our role is to accelerate the cultural evolution process of civilization, and it has been decided that the goal is you~" Miao Di said with a smile on his face.

Yang Shun did not refute Miao Di's words, but turned sideways, "I have to sleep, I have a headache to death." ”

Miao Di turned off the TV, dimmed the light in the room, and pulled up Yang Shun's right palm.

Yang Shun was so frightened that he retracted his palm, "What are you going to do?!"

"What's wrong? I'm just trying to help you get a headache. There's an acupuncture point here that can suppress headaches, and I'm not trying to seduce you. Miao Di said angrily.

"Yes, we're going to kill those who like to use the word 'seduction.' Yang Shun said with his eyes closed.

Immediately made the angry Miao Di laugh again, "I hate it~"

"Hmm~ I also want to add the word 'hate'. ”

Miao Di was lying on the big bed, with wide eyes, "Uncle~"

"Huh?"

"Thank you, thank you for letting me stay with you. The response to Miao Di was silent.

Yang Shun was silent for a while before he said, "Good night, Miao Di." ”

"Fuck you, uncle. Miao Di immediately responded.