Chapter 442: Three Plays of the Jade-Faced Fox
God blow you, you're a ghost!
The corners of the white-faced fox's mouth twitched, but he stiffened his face and smiled, and said, "It's just an illusion, how can there be any ghosts in broad daylight, don't be suspicious." Children should not be too superstitious, but believe in science and civilization, okay?"
"Oh!" the child replied, then turned back and walked on.
When the white-faced fox saw it, his face sank, and he hurriedly took a deep breath vigorously, puffing out his big face, ready to blow at Tang Sanzang.
Ma Dan, this time the old lady blew you to death, I don't believe that I can't blow you down!
Just as the white-faced fox was full of joy, Tang Sanzang suddenly turned his head again, so anxious that the white-faced fox hurriedly held back his anger.
"You...... What do you want to do?" the white-faced fox almost didn't put himself to sleep, and immediately put on a black face and said angrily.
"Sister, I have pain underneath. Tang Sanzang, who incarnated as a little boy, said aggrievedly.
How do you say that it hurts?
Wait, where are your fingers pointing?
Isn't that what it is...... Are you really serious?
looked at Tang Sanzang pointing his finger downward, with a serious look.
The jade-faced fox only felt a toothache, his willow eyebrows furrowed slightly, and his face was cloudy and uncertain as he looked at Tang Sanzang.
"If it hurts, cut it off. The jade-faced fox couldn't bear it anymore and said in a deep voice.
Tang Sanzang shuddered, and then pretended to cry: "But if you cut it off, then you can't walk." ”
Jade-faced fox: "???"
What's going on? That thing can walk? That's a strange thing.
The jade-faced fox's eyes widened, and he looked incredulous: What are you kidding, how can humans do this, even Chang Yu can't do it.
"Can you really do it? No way, you're still a child, it's hard ...... Ahem, you can't do such a thing, can you?"
Curiosity killed the cat!
The jade-faced fox felt the need to take a good look, so she smiled, and said with a smile: "You can show my sister and I, if you perform well, my sister will give you great benefits." ”
In order to satisfy the curiosity of the jade-faced fox, Tang Sanzang nodded seriously.
The jade-faced fox took a deep breath, and her heart was full of joy: It's been a long time, and the old lady is really going to open her eyes this time.
So, under the expectant gaze of the jade-faced fox, Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, and then ran up and down.
After watching Tang Sanzang turn around several times, the jade-faced fox's face gradually stiffened, and then froze.
That's it, aren't you going to put on a show?
The jade-faced fox had a dark and calm face, clenched his fists involuntarily, and said coldly: "Don't worry about jumping first, isn't that going to show me?"
Tang Sanzang: "Sister, am I not walking?"
The jade-faced fox suppressed the urge to hit someone, and said in a deep voice: "That's right, sister, I just want to see you walk with that thing." ”
Tang Sanzang looked puzzled, then asked with a wide innocent gaze, "Sister, didn't you see me walking with my feet?"
"I saw it, and that's why I let you put on a good show...... Wait, what are you talking about?" the jade-faced fox felt a toothache, and then his face turned completely dark.
"Walk, walk with your feet, otherwise what can you use to walk?" Tang Sanzang's firm answer made the jade-faced fox suddenly not calm.
Ma Dan, did you misunderstand the old lady who dared to love her? This kid is so hateful, the old lady actually fell into his way.
"So, when you said that it hurts below, do you mean that your feet hurt?" The jade-faced fox took a deep breath, almost unable to hold it back, and wanted to send Tang Sanzang directly to the Buddha's side.
"Yes, otherwise where else can it hurt?" Tang Sanzang asked his soul rhetorically again.
Jade-faced fox: "......"
What's wrong, this kid is poisonous, the old lady is going to be poisoned.
"Sister, am I going to go in and play with you?" Tang Sanzang blinked again, revealing an innocent smile.
Jade-faced fox: "......"
Why does the old lady think that this sentence is wrong.
The jade-faced fox glanced Tang Sanzang up and down, and then smiled without a smile: "Since your feet hurt, it's better for my sister to carry you, okay?"
"Okay. Tang Sanzang did not resist at all, but nodded heartily.
"However, my family said that I was very heavy, and I was not usually willing to carry me to walk. Tang Sanzang sighed.
The jade-faced fox looked at the child, who was only half his size, with a look of disdain on his face.
With your head and weight, the old lady can blow you away with a sip of salt soda!
"It doesn't matter, come up quickly. The jade-faced fox smiled kindly, but the next moment it froze.
Because Tang Sanzang said with a serious face: "Then I'm not welcome, I'm facing you, sister!"
Jade-faced fox: "......"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for repeatedly teasing the jade-faced fox and rewarding experience points +233!"
The jade-faced fox's mood at this time was as depressed as before a storm, and she couldn't wait to pick up Tang Sanzang and run to the cave!
"Ma Dan, the first person to be slaughtered by the old lady will be this guy, I must cut him with a thousand knives! Otherwise, it will be difficult to vent the hatred in my heart. ”
The jade-faced fox gritted his teeth and said, and then just raised his legs and walked two steps, he suddenly felt that his body sank, and his originally straight willow waist seemed to be pressed by a boulder, and he actually felt breathless.
"What is this?" the jade-faced fox was very surprised, and involuntarily looked up, only to see that the child on his back was playing with a golden hoop, and smiled at himself at the end.
"Boy, where did you get the hoop?" A trace of bad thought appeared in the jade-faced fox's heart, and his delicate body was shocked, and his face changed greatly.
"I picked it up halfway. Tang Sanzang said shamelessly, and then put the hoop on top of his head.
I saw a snort, and a high mountain flew not far away, steadily pressing on Tang Sanzang.
With a pop, the jade-faced fox was pressed by the heavy mountain and spat out a mouthful of blood.
There's something wrong with this hoop, there's a big problem!
The jade-faced fox felt that he was in trouble, and he dared to love that this kid was not an ordinary guy!
"What kind of immortal is this guy, he can actually find this seat, and he can turn into a child to tease this seat!" The jade-faced fox was angry in his heart, and when he thought of his previous experiences, he gritted his teeth more and more.
But in view of the fact that the hero does not suffer the loss in front of him, the jade-faced fox still pretended to be calm and said: "Little friend, this hoop is so beautiful, show it to my sister, okay?"
"Not good!" Tang Sanzang directly refused.
The jade-faced fox felt a toothache, and then coaxed with a smile: "Otherwise, don't be in a hurry to wear ...... first"
Before the jade-faced fox could finish speaking, Tang Sanzang shook his head again and said, "Although it is uncomfortable to wear, but if you don't wear it, will it kill people? Forget it, it will be cooler to wear! Don't you think?"
"You big-headed ghost, you've made the old lady bleed!" the jade-faced fox scolded angrily, and suddenly she felt that the atmosphere seemed to freeze.
No, why does the old lady faintly feel that there is something wrong with this?!
Ma Dan, why do I feel that this guy is yellow?!
Hell, where the hell did this kid come from, and why is he so disgusting?!
"Sister, what are you anxious about, the surprise is still to come. Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, and then made a big move.
Immediately after, a nearby mountain flew over with a roar and pressed steadily against the white-faced fox.
The white-faced fox's face changed again, and then he spat out another mouthful of blood.
Damn, I'm so hard!