Chapter 311: A Good Dish
A man wearing a two-eared tiger fur hat barged in.
The amphora tiger fur hat exerted too much force, confiscated his foot, and took another step in before stopping. He carried a horsewhip in his left hand and a lancet in his right.
Listening to the sound and looking at the weapon in his hand, he should have slammed the door open with his elbow and the butt of his knife.
Since the door was just closed, and there was no latch, he didn't expect this floor, so he slammed it with force, so the door opened, and he couldn't stand.
I saw a stranger in the house, or two people, and there was a beautiful girl. The man smiled greedily as if he had seen something delicious, and said:
"There are dishes. And a good dish. Ma Pijing, come in quickly, and bring me the food that was brought from the house. ”
After saying that, there was a burst of laughter.
Mo Xingxing and Shui Zhongyue took a closer look at the visitor at this time, and saw that he was short and wore a yellow military uniform, but he did not wear a military cap, and his clothes did not have collar badges and epaulettes.
The uniform was still a little shabby, it didn't match his figure, the sleeves were too long, and he also pulled the excessively long sleeves around his wrists twice, it looked like the clothes didn't match the person.
The pants couldn't be seen, the size was big or small, because there was a pair of leather boots on his feet, and he tucked all the cuffs of his pants into the leather boots, and no one else knew the situation.
Mo Xingxing glanced at Shui Zhongyue, and saw that she was quite calm at this time, and the two of them held down the hilt of the sword together. As long as the comer makes a move, he draws his sword and counterattacks.
But I don't know who else is outside, so I don't know if I only packed up and entered the house, and two people escaped outside the door.
The idea is like this, but I don't know what the opponent's kung fu is, Shui Zhongyue is so nervous at this time.
It was the first time she was working with an unreliable leader, and she had fifteen buckets of water in her heart - seven up and eight down.
But you can't show cowardice at this time, you must not be quiet, and the camera must move. So Mo Xing didn't know her true heart.
The two of them pressed their hands on the hilt of their swords, looked at the visitor coldly, and stared at the door at the same time.
"If there is a dish, you will serve it, and if there is a good dish, you will eat it. Okay, here. ”
The shrill voice rang out again.
"Don't get out of here! ”
Another voice said.
A man strode in with a whip in his hand.
"Beauty, huh?" The person who came stepped into the door with his left foot, and rode on the threshold, and first saw Mo Xingxing sitting in front of the left, but he didn't see the above beauty for the first time. Snack said in surprise.
When the two looked at it, they saw that the person was bald, medium-sized, and skinny. He also wore a pair of military pants and a pair of leather boots.
The same military trousers are tucked into leather boots, but this person's pants are too big, Rao is like this, then each trouser leg can stand a thin man in it, and it will not be crowded.
The bald man was not wearing a yellow military uniform, but a silk shirt.
He held a horsewhip in his right hand and tapped his left palm.
Seeing that the two of them were sitting still, and still holding the hilt of the sword in their hands, the thin man's small eyes turned around, and he glanced back at the door, and still stepped into the door.
Looking at his reaction, he seemed to feel a little surprised, a little forced, a little hard-headed, and as if he wanted to ask for support from outside.
"Boss, there are two more strangers in the house, a man and a woman, how to deal with it?"
As the bald thin man spoke, the horsewhip was handed over to his left hand, and a short knife was pulled out from his waist with a "whoosh" with his right hand.
"Men and women and men who are willing to do chores will take them back. As for the women. The person outside the door paused, raised his voice and scolded, "Damn, do women still need to talk? Bring it back to Lao Tzu, take it back! Do you have your share? Don't give Lao Tzu a bad idea, be careful of your bald head." ”
"Yes, we'll do it. ”
The bald man replied to the boss's words, but his voice was not as loud as before, because he saw that the hands of the two men did not let go. Although he turned around and called for helpers, the purpose was to let the two people in the house know that they still had helpers outside the door, and it was better to restrain them and not resist needlessly.
But it didn't play the role he wanted.
The tiger fur hat waved his whip in his left hand at the old woman, and said:
"Go get the chick out of here. ”
The old woman shrank her neck in fright, her body trembled, she took two steps back, quickly glanced at the inner room, and looked back at Mo Xingxing and Shui Zhongyue, as if to say:
"Just now you said it's okay, with you here, don't be afraid of anything, now you want to help me, see you save me, and you sit there, not moving, what do you mean?"
"Mother, get out of the way. Let's start by asking these two guys where they come from?"
The bald man said to the old woman, in fact, it was also for the tiger skin hat.
The old woman glanced at Mo and Shui again, and reluctantly retreated to the back room.
"Mountain Artillery, let's clean up these two first. ”
The bald man said to the other man.
"Who's going to clean up first?"
Tiger Hat Mountain Cannon asked.
"That kid is close to you, clean up the man first. ”
"Okay, look at me. ”
"Okay, look at me. ”
Mo is happy to see that the formation of the two of them should not have much real ability, they are all bluffing, he wants to return the two who will strike first, and how will they perform.
The tiger hat mountain cannon threw the horsewhip with his left hand, and slashed at Mo Xing's head with a swing of the knife with his right hand.
"Wait! I have something to say. ”
Mo Xingxing waved his left hand and said with a shake of his palm.
The tiger skin hat mountain artillery lancet stopped in mid-air, with a surprised expression, but he didn't expect that when the person in front of him was about to cut the knife on his face, what else did he say, without taking precautions or fighting back, he saw that Mo Xing was happy and did not draw his sword, he also put down the knife, and asked:
"What do you say, if you have a fart, let it go. Don't delay my boss's efforts. ”
"I mean, Mr. Mountain Cannon's horsewhip is gone, how can I go home after a while?"
Mo was happy to see that he was a brainless reckless man who deliberately made jokes about him.
"Of course I'm going home. Kill you, and I'll pick up the whip and ride home." I didn't say I wouldn't go home. ”
Mo joked happily, and the mountain cannon was a little confused. He answered truthfully.
"You're going home later, you can't throw away the whip. You pick it up first, hold it in your hand, or find a place to put it away, and find it later, and maybe you'll be kicked there. ”
Mo Xingxing said seriously.
"You don't have to worry about it, just let it go underground, and no one will dare touch me, unless anyone doesn't want to live. Quick, I don't have time to talk to you. ”
The mountain cannon raised the knife, and the tip of the knife pointed directly at Mo Xing's face.
"I heard you say just now that you came to catch the master's chick, why did you have anything to do with us?"
Mo happily looked at the tip of his knife and said.
The mountain cannon burst into laughter, pointed the lancet at the moon in the water, and said:
"If I don't see her, it's okay with you. With her, of course, it has something to do with you. ”
"This hero, the more I listen, the more I don't understand, why do you have something to do with us as soon as you see her? ”
Mo Xing deliberately lifted the other party to let them relax their vigilance.
"Hey, I said you stinky boy, that you are a nerd, and that you don't look like you, and that you are not a nerd, I think you read too many books. She's a beautiful girl, what we're going to catch is a beautiful girl, our boss is just going to take this bite, do you understand it now?"
"Oh, I see, you mean that you want to arrest her back, right? She's really a beautiful girl, but she's not really a big girl. ”
Mizuki kept her sword down, and whenever someone attacked her, she would unceremoniously fight back.
Just now I heard Shan Pao say that his boss liked this, her face was red with shame, and now she heard Mo Xingxing say that she was not a real beauty, she turned around and glanced at Mo Xingxing, and said secretly in her heart:
"When the matter is over, I will let you explain to me clearly, what is not a real beauty. ”
"She's not a real beauty, so there are more beautiful girls around you than her?"
The mountain cannon was led astray by him, led into the ditch, and asked in disbelief.
The thin man Ma Pijing, who had been monitoring the moon in the water on the side, was also amused by Mo Xingxing's performance, but he was more sober and knew that this was Mo Xingxing playing with him, and it was also possible that he was waiting for foreign aid, so he shouted decisively:
"Shanpao, what kind of IQ do you have? He's playing with you, don't you know?
"Play with me, who dares to play with me? Just rely on this kid? He plays with me, and I play with him. Look at the knife!"
The mountain cannon swung his knife and slashed at Mo Xingxing.
"Wait! I have something to say. ”
"Fuck, what do you have to say? Give you three seconds, I don't have time to talk to you. ”
"If you want to arrest her, you have to ask her for permission, right?"
Mo Xingxing pointed to the moon in the water and said:
"If you want to ask her if she agrees, it's the first time I've met a pig's head like you. Ask if the person who was arrested is willing. ”
The mountain cannon pointed the tip of the knife at the moon in the water and laughed again, and the thin horse skin spirit couldn't help but laugh.
Ma Pijing stopped laughing and reminded the mountain artillery:
"Still bothering with him?"
Mo is happy to know that he can't drag it out any longer. This kind of little trick can only coax children to play, and he also talks casually to see their reactions. This time, he took the initiative to say:
"If you don't have her consent, you have to get my consent. ”
"We want your consent to arrest her, what do you have to do with her?"
Mountain Cannon asked seriously.
"She, she's my girlfriend. You say, do you want my permission?"
Mo Xingxing is a flamboyant person, and he has not taken advantage of the moon in the water, he took the opportunity of the dialogue to take advantage of the moon in the water.
When Shui Zhongyue heard this, she was even more annoyed with him in her heart, taking this opportunity to take advantage of others, she was really not human. She was ashamed and annoyed in her heart.
"Take him down, force him to agree, or kill him, so that he doesn't have to agree, do it quickly. ”
The thin man said on the side.
"Okay, you have the best way, in this way, get rid of me, and forcibly take my girlfriend away. There's always one condition, right?"
"What conditions? Fuck, it's the first time in the world that I've met a verbose person like you. ”
"You can't all go together, you can only fight me one by one, and if you win my girlfriend, you will take it away. That's fair enough, isn't it?"
The mountain cannon looked at the person in front of him, although he had a sword in his hand, he might also be worthy of a stall, how could a master have such a bother. He said disappretently:
"Well, boy, you're done with what you're going to say. I promise you, we will go one by one, so that you can hand over your girlfriend convincingly. Look at the move!"
After that, he swung the knife for the third time and slashed at Mo Xingxing's head.