Chapter 90: Good people are hard to do
Suddenly such a happy scene happened, Chen Ruohan directly widened his eyes in confusion, and his hands couldn't help but wrap his arms around Jin Shangxiang's waist.
turned around, directly flipped Jin Shangxiang over, and pressed him under him.
And then......
Chen Ruohan immediately jumped up from the ground, and immediately scolded, "Look at your usual cold and arrogant face, how can you become so prodigal now? You even insult me, even if you are casual, but I am not this kind of person!"
"Although you are beautiful, am I the person you can seduce at will? I am a righteous gentleman, and I don't even want to look at your body, let alone do that kind of thing with you. ”
Chen Ruohan swore that he was very righteous and awe-inspiring, as if he was the only upright gentleman in the world.
If you only hear Chen Ruohan's words, everyone will definitely think that Chen Ruohan is a good person, a righteous gentleman.
However, Chen Ruohan's eyes betrayed him deeply, although he swore on his lips, but from the moment his eyes looked at Jin Shangxiang's body, his eyes never left her body.
This Jin Shangxiang's figure is really good, tsk...... This is simply a figure that only fairies have!
That proud figure, looking at Chen Ruohan's heart for a while.
Obviously, Chen Ruohan is a person with a thief's heart but not a thief's guts, and he only has to watch it.
The main thing is the lesson that Xiao Jing taught him before...... It's too profound.
It was a terrible lesson that will never be forgotten.
I took Xiao Jing's hand, but I was almost killed by thunder.
So Chen Ruohan firmly believes.
It is impossible for the villain to have a spring, it is impossible to have it in this life, and it must be the murder of the villain.
Thus......
If he dares to be tempted by a woman, Chen Ruohan can have a premonition that he will die every minute.
Hey, that's what makes Nima uncomfortable.
I didn't expect that I had been single for more than 30 years in my previous life, but after crossing over to the cultivation realm, I had to let myself ...... here The rhythm of a lifetime of singleness!
It's a headache to think about.
Looking at Jin Shangxiang's very uncomfortable appearance, Chen Ruohan suddenly felt that he should help her?
According to the plot of previous novels, generally encountering this situation, it is necessary to combine yin and yang.
Moreover, in this case, there is generally no fatality, at most it is just a matter of facing the indifferent threat of the other party and asking for secrecy.
Thinking about the life of a single dog for more than 30 years, Chen Ruohan was restless for a while.
Or...... him.
Chen Ruohan's eyes lit up and he felt that this was a good opportunity.
Just when he was thinking so in his heart, Chen Ruohan suddenly had a stirring and thought of something......
Hey?
Almost fooled, what kind of general indifference threat? Just keep it a secret.
It's clear that only the protagonist has a right.
He is not the protagonist, and as a villain, if he dares to do such a reluctant thing, then he will definitely have no way to live.
Looking at the meat but not being able to eat it, not to mention how depressed I am.
Never mind...... I don't want to.
Looking at Jin Shangxiang's hot appearance, she was so uncomfortable, Chen Ruohan also wanted to be a good person to help her, but her own life was still important.
As long as it involves something that threatens his life, even if it is a red temptation, he will not dare to touch it.
Moments later......
Chen Ruohan also got a large bucket of water from nowhere.
"Aren't you hot? Then I'll use this water to help you water, I just want to help you, but I don't want to splash you with water on purpose." Chen Ruohan said to Jin Shangxiang.
Immediately, Chen Ruohan poured a bucket of water on Jin Shangxiang.
Irrigated by cold water, Jin Shangxiang suddenly felt agitated and came back to his senses.
"Chen Ruohan, you ......" Jin Shangxiang roared angrily.
Hearing Jin Shangxiang's voice, Chen Ruohan was trembling, and he was so frightened that he ran directly out of more than ten meters away.
"it, I said I didn't mean it, how can you still be so fierce to me?" Chen Ruohan suddenly said aggrievedly.
What kind of thing is this? Do something good yourself, but you still have to be abused.
It's hard to be a good person!
It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people.
But just as Chen Ruohan finished refutating, Jin Shangxiang didn't talk back to her, nor did he pursue him.
Isn't it?
Chen Ruohan thought suspiciously.
Only then did he glance at Jin Shangxiang again, it doesn't matter if he doesn't look at it, he looked at Chen Ruohan again and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
I saw Jin Shangxiang, who had been awake for a while, fell into that blurry state again.
Ahem, that's not the point.
Because Jin Shangxiang was splashed with water by Chen Ruohan just now, the underwear on her body was eroded by the water.
suddenly revealed a large area of looming spring light, which directly looked at Chen Ruohan's eyes.
Tsk, this little girl's figure is definitely not to be said, Chen Ruohan couldn't help but almost spurted out his nosebleed.
Although Xiao Nizi's figure on the other side is very good-looking......
It's a pity! It's going to be my passerby after all.
"System, do you have a way to unravel the poison on this little girl?"
It is definitely not a way to go on like this, since it is impossible for him to have sex with her, Chen Ruohan can only ask the system for help.
"Ding! The system is analyzing and calculating the composition of this poison. ”
"Ding! The host can feed the other party something 'smelly', and there is a high probability that the host will regain consciousness. ”
Stink, this is a key word, it has to be circled, it has to be tested.
"Feed each other 'stinky' things, can't you feed them feces?"
Chen Ruohan said suspiciously, feeling that this system was very unreliable.
Because Chen Ruohan has never heard of it, people who have been addicted to aphrodisiac drugs can be solved by feeding stinky things.
Not only have I never seen it in reality, but I haven't even heard it in fiction.
"Ding, hey, you can ......"
Hearing that Chen Ruohan was going to feed Jin Shangxiang, the system immediately gave him an accurate response.
"Damn, I just said this casually, you still have to really let me feed him!
Besides, where are you going to find? Isn't it disgusting to think about it?
"Well, forget it! Since you gave me an idea, I won't bother with you this time in the face of your pompous words. Chen Ruohan said with relief to the system.
"......" system.
But thinking of, Chen Ruohan suddenly had an idea.
"System, do you sell durian?"
"Ding! durian, the price is 10 as a dead end. ”
"Damn, you really sell durian!666!"
Seeing that the system actually sold durian, Chen Ruohan's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had discovered a treasure.
Since the system sells durian, is it possible that everything that can be bought on the earth can be bought by the system?
With this doubt, Chen Ruohan said, "What fruits do you sell in the system?"
With Chen Ruohan's question, he suddenly ...... Apples, peaches, and plums appear on the system panel...... A range of fruits.
"The system is awesome!" Chen Ruohan complimented, "Does the system sell seasonings?"
Immediately, the system panel changed.
Peanut butter, chili paste, cumin, salt, monosodium glutamate, oyster sauce, sesame oil...... A range of condiments with everything you need.
This directly made Chen Ruohan's eyes straighten, this system is really too 6.
The food in this immortal cultivation realm is really not delicious, but with these seasonings, you can improve the food.
I'm so happy.
These days, I can be choked by the food of the cultivation realm, and seeing the items sold by the system, Chen Ruohan suddenly shed tears of excitement.