Chapter 55 After all, the poor monk... It's not the devil (I've been waiting for you to get more rewards)
Lin Xi walked over to the beggar's side.
Look at the beggar who pretends to be asleep and ignores himself.
Lin Xi was not too dirty, so he leaned into his ear and only said two words.
"I know you're listening, now give you three choices, first, I'll break your limbs so that you can only beg for a living in the future, second, change your gender, and then sell you to the kiln, and make money lying down like that, it should be more suitable for you, third, find you a decent job, you go and work hard, and give you three numbers of time to think about. β
"After all, the poor monk is not a devil, if you don't choose, the poor monk will never embarrass you. β
When he said this, Lin Xi was clearly at an angle that only a beggar could see, and grinned at the beggar who had just opened his eyes.
How do you describe this smile?
That should encompass all the malicious smiles in this world.
In the face of this smile, the beggar even remembered the scene when he was six years old, stared at by two hungry wild dogs.
It didn't take three counts for the beggar to make a judgment.
"I'll pick three, I'll pick three!"
Lin Xi applauded lightly: "Very good! You are really still saved." Buddha is destined to be a person, I also have a spell here, in order to prevent you from violating the yang and yin, deliberately lazy work, let the foreman fire you, and then go back to the old job, this spell is to urge you to use. β
"Don't worry, it will definitely not harm you, after all, we monks must be compassionate, and we will never cause indiscriminate killing. However, when activated, it will make the yang energy in your body decrease, the yin energy will rise, your male characteristics will gradually be hidden, and the skin will become smoother, and the appearance will be more delicate. β
After saying that, Lin Xi directly threw a spell into the beggar's body.
Some monks who are still thinking about whether Lin Xi's approach is 'compassionate' enough, can only be silent now.
Wait until the three of them are sent down the mountain.
The festival will continue.
Moreover, there is already a momentum from a puja to a criticism meeting.
Zen Master Tianquan from Longge Temple pointed at Lin Xi and said, "The scum of Buddhism! The scum of Buddhism! As a person from Buddhism, how can he use such vicious and ruthless methods to deal with innocent believers?"
Before he finished speaking, Lin Xi directly scolded him back in front of him.
"Innocent? Where is he innocent? You're talking about the rich boy! Those things he did will go to eighteen layers of hell after death. What are the eighteen layers of hell, don't you need to repeat it to the poor monks! Who is in charge of the hell? You mean, Jizo King Bodhisattva is also at fault?"
Zen Master Tianquan knew that Lin Xi was secretly changing concepts, interrupted Lin Xi's reply, and said coldly: "His sins belong to him, as a disciple of Buddhism, how can you, as a disciple of Buddhism, fall into hell with him, like an evil ghost?"
Lin Xi clasped his hands together: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"
The Heavenly Oracle Master of Guanyin Temple pointed at Lin Xi and said, "Then you instigated the woman of Fengchen to use means to seduce the powerful, and this is also for her good?"
Lin Xi said: "Mrs. Shi's words are correct, and it is for her good." She served thousands, and you slandered her for being filthy. But if we only serve one or two people, or is it the case? In the mundane, we still have to choose our family background when we marry, and whether the bride price is rich or not, is this also unclean? We are only cultivating the principles of heaven and earth, and we have never heard of the sufferings of the world, and we have to interfere with the desires and reproduction of mortals. β
"What's more, I also told her to sincerely worship the Buddha every day, and give up some unnecessary extravagance and extravagance, so why did the master turn a blind eye to such merits?"
Lin Xi went down to the two cities in a row, and many monks were dumbfounded.
Although he was still angry in his heart, he couldn't find any suitable words on his lips.
Or the Taoist monk of the Great Weide Temple stood up and said: "No matter how clever you say, how do you quibble about the beggars? First threaten with words, and then control with charms, if the world educates people's hearts and controls them with charms, what use do you need for those thousands of Buddhist scriptures?"
Lin Xi almost said: "It's useless." β
But there is still sanity.
Although he wanted to provoke the malice of the Buddhist monks present, he did not want to directly trigger a direct trial against him and completely brand him as a heretic.
Therefore, he explained: "Everyone has inertia, Buddhism is pure, and there are also precepts and norms. Sumeru still remembers that when he was seven years old, because he was lazy and slept for an extra hour, he was beaten on the palm of his hand by the precept monk with a ring ruler, and he was punished for cleaning the Buddhist hall for more than a month. I think everyone here should have had some of this experience!"
"As you said, could it be that the rules and precepts of this Buddhist family do not need to be observed, everything is based on their own hearts?"
"As for the charm... That's even more nonsense, I'm just scaring him. What means do I have in Sumeru, and I can cast a spell to change my gender and keep an eye on that beggar at all times, whether he works with his heart?"
As soon as these words came out, the monks were even more speechless.
In fact, of course, Lin Xi used the charm.
The beggar was so lazy and threatening with words that he would only scare him for a few days at most, and it would not be long before he would be revealed.
Of course, just like Lin Xi said, he couldn't make such a smart spell.
It's just a simple yin qi talisman.
Even if the beggar goes to work, the yang energy in the body will still decay, and the yin energy will still rise.
As a result, there are some changes in external signs that are not particularly noticeable.
However, beggars have little ability and can only do manual work.
As long as you exercise more and get more sunlight, your condition will improve.
On the contrary, it is gloomy, and the changes are becoming more and more obvious, but it is impossible to really change his gender.
The next attack can only be described by the word 'powerless'.
Lin Xi is quick to think, often those who make trouble, but they have not succeeded in stumping Lin Xi, but they are trapped by Lin Xi's three or two sentences, and they can't get out.
At sunset, the three-day lecture had to end early because of the large number of monks leaving.
When most of the monks and nuns left, they said all kinds of inappropriate things in their mouths, and they conveyed a lot of negative emotions to Lin Xi.
Lin Xi smiled happily, and gave away those meal tickets one by one in front of the mountain gate without care, reluctantly touching, extremely sincere.
A vast and grand development meeting ended like this.
But in any case, the great name of the Sumeru monk was passed on from this.
Poison MonkΒ·Β·Β· This is Lin Xi's new 'bandit'.
That doesn't sound like a good title.
What's more... It sounds like a trick of the title.,It's not a boss at all.γ
This inevitably made Lin Xi a little depressed.
He is a dignified generation of heavenly demons, descended to the mortal dust, and turned into a monk, is it... Isn't such a mighty and domineering title of the Demon Buddha suitable for him? Isn't it worthy of his handsomeness and chic?
Lin Xi's depression for his new bandit is destined to last long.
Because the things that made him even more depressed had come.