Chapter 22: Driving the Staff Insane
The staff that has been idle soon received the will of the Beast Emperor, in fact, the daily work of the staff of the Orc Empire is not in the war but in the people's livelihood, so after receiving the will of the Beast Emperor, the staff was silent for a while, and then the roof of the staff was almost overturned by cheers, and the excited staff members rushed directly to the central operations conference room.
The Central Operations Conference Room is a small two-story building, and the first floor is a large conference room, with three rows of wooden chairs placed on each side of a rectangular conference table nearly 10 meters long.
Usually they work in another small office in the palace, this large conference room is generally not used, and there are only two pieces of equipment on the second floor, that is, a huge sand table, and only a third of the sand table is piled up.
The quick staff officers directly pushed the other two-thirds of the sand table away, this huge sand table is composed of nearly twenty small sand tables, which are usually used by the people of the Communist Staff Department for research and drills, this kind of equipment is also very common in the Orc Empire Academy, but although this kind of thing has appeared in the Human Empire, it has not yet been as popular as the Orc Empire.
The two-thirds of the sand table left behind is the main topographic map of the entire territory of the Orc Empire and several surrounding human vassal empires, and according to the order of the Beast Emperor, a battle plan for the surrounding vassals and a plan for "shield spurs" should be made.
The shield spur plan is relatively easy to do, because there are not many human vassals in the immediate vicinity of the orc empire, and there are no more than fifteen in general, and the defense line is only about five hundred miles, and these orders can be completely implemented by the border guards as long as they are issued to various troops, and the staff does not have to worry about it at all.
The reason for the tension is that this time the battle against the vassal country is based on the premise that there are only 20,000 people on their side, and this 20,000-strong force includes almost all the orc races, so although the combat mode of the army is changeable, the combat effectiveness may not be able to go up, and the casualties are not more than 10%.
According to the latest intelligence, the armies of the surrounding empires are all around 40,000 to 50,000, and it is possible to use 20,000 people to fight an empire.
But the will of the Beast Emperor is possible, this word is a little vague, the scope of this possibility is too wide, one is also possible, all are also possible, since it is uncertain, then it can only be calculated according to all the vassal countries, but the total strength of more than ten vassal countries adds up to almost more than 600,000, which is more than 30 times that of their own side, even if they can be broken individually, the hard requirement of no more than 2,000 casualties is also extremely harsh.
It was obvious that the Beast Emperor meant that this was a vanguard army, and it was also a lone army without reserves, and the most demanding thing was that the formulation of this plan could only be implemented within thirty days.
Fury Continent is fourteen months a year, forty days a month, and in less than a month, all the empires have been conquered, and the first thought of all the staff officers is that the Beast Emperor is crazy!
A Minotaur staff officer looked at it for a long time and put the baton in his hand on the side of the sand table and began to pant heavily, his colleagues around him all knew his problem, this Minotaur graduated from the Imperial Academy, and was good at rapid interspersed raids by small troops, and his tactical deduction ability could rank in the top ten in this room, and he would gasp once he started to deduce, and was nicknamed the "bellows" of the staff by his colleagues.
Seeing him start to deduce, the other orc staff officers also began to deduce silently in their hearts, they knew the military strength of the surrounding small empires, and they had no special concerns about calculating, the first to give up was the minotaur known as the bellows, watching his colleagues thinking about him silently walked downstairs, thinking silently by himself.
If the force is composed of a single army or a small number of mobile troops, he can still deduce, but the will given by the Beast Emperor clearly states that all races are taken into account, and this 20,000-strong army must be composed of no less than eight soldiers of the orc race, and the cavalry is no more than 3,000.
Bellows sighed and was about to look up and sigh, but found that the herald who should have left a long time ago was still standing at the door, Bellows was curious and stood up and walked to the werewolf herald and asked, "Why haven't you left yet?"
"Report sir, this is an order. ”
"Order?whose order, is it the order of His Majesty the Beast Emperor?" Bellows looked at the straight werewolf herald standing there, trying to find something from his expression, but the herald shook his head and said, "Report to the chief, it's the order of Your Excellency the Divine Envoy." ”
"Beast God, what are you talking about?" The expression on Bellows' face suddenly became astonished, so that he wondered if he was hallucinating, and the werewolf herald still stood straight in the doorway and said loudly: "Report to the sir, it was Your Excellency the Divine Envoy who ordered me to stand here. ”
"Is the beast god on top, is it really the Divine Envoy?does he have any other orders? Hurry up! Hurry up!" Bellows asked nervously as he grabbed the werewolf's collar, but before the werewolf could speak, a familiar and angry voice came from behind the bellows.
"Bellows, let him go, are you challenging the werewolf's bottom line?" Instead of letting go, Bellows turned his head to stare at the person who spoke, and the person who spoke was also a werewolf staff officer wearing the same clothes as the bellows.
Bellows knows this person, this werewolf nicknamed Wind Claw is also a second-level staff officer of the General Staff, at the same level as the bellows, and he is not very good at following the bellows, and the contradictions between the two people in their daily work are almost open, and in other departments they also know that there are two staff officers in the General Staff who do not deal with each other.
However, the bellows did not fight back as usual, but said excitedly: "The beast god is above, do you know who made him stand here? It's His Excellency the Beast God Messenger!" After speaking, the bellows continued to shake and asked.
The power of the minotaur was above the werewolf, the werewolf herald shook involuntarily with his feet off the ground and followed the bellows, and the wind claws were stunned at first when he heard this, and then suddenly rushed to the side of the bellows, and also stretched out a hand to grab the herald's wolf kiss and roared loudly: "The beast god is above, what he said is true?"
The werewolf herald who was caught in mid-air and even had his mouth caught could only whine helplessly and nodded, Wind Claw didn't seem to realize that he was still holding the mouth of his clan, turned his head to stare at the bellows and said, "The beast god is above, it's really the messenger!"
"Yes, you kid hurry up, what else did the messenger say?"
After saying that, the bellows' hand began to shake again, and the hapless herald grabbed the bellows' hand with both hands, his legs twitched slightly in the air, and the airclaw didn't realize how much force it used to grab the herald's mouth, and when the herald began to roll his eyes, the herald suddenly realized his mistake and let go of the herald.
Not noticing that the herald's bellows, which was about to suffocate, was still dangling, the windclaw fell into deep thought and did not continue to care about his own people, and by the time the bellows stopped, the poor herald had already been foaming at the mouth of Akira and fell to the ground.
The bellows let go of the herald with an angry face, and at this time, the palace patrol team waiting on the side dared to carry the hapless herald out.
Usually the people in the staff department are crazy except for the Beast Emperor, only the Royal Dean's Old Fox can subdue them, and now the Beast Emperor is talking to the Divine Envoy about important matters, the Royal Dean is not in the palace, no one dares to mess with them, even if it is a law enforcement team, they will not dare to clean them up until they are crazy.
The Ministry of Legal Affairs of these things asked the Beast Emperor to send high-level strong people at the court meeting, but these people in the General Staff Department are all baby bumps in the eyes of the Beast Emperor, and they can't be beaten or scolded, and even if the law enforcement team has a high-level strong person, they can only turn a blind eye and let these staff officers go crazy.
But today seems to be fine, it seems that only two staff officers are a little out of order, the patrol team just finished thinking about it when they heard the sound of falling to the ground from the central operations conference room, and the palace patrol carrying the herald rolled their eyes in unison, and then continued to silently carry the poor herald who was still foaming at the mouth to the imperial hospital.
Second floor a few minutes ago.
The bellows went up to tell their colleagues the news after discussing with the wind claw, and the two of them thought that their colleagues would cheer loudly, but after the unexpected calm, there were a series of people falling to the ground, and the two of them looked at the people rolling on the ground and a few colleagues who were also starting to crumble for a while.
Just as the two of them were about to speak, the muttering of a few staff colleagues who were close to the two of them made the two of them understand what was going on.
"The beast god is above, this is feasible...... Feasible ...... Viability...... Viability...... Feasibility?"
Then the colleague stopped talking, but seeing that his face was flushed, he knew that he was completely caught up in his own brainstorming.
"We ...... No, I guess I'm missing something, what?" The colleague sighed and fainted.
"How can you achieve the goal, time, time...... Time ......" fainted again.
After learning that the herald was ordered by the Beast God Emissary to stand there, the staff members fainted one after another, and by the time the treatment team arrived at the central combat conference room, the staff officers who could stand, including the bellows and wind claws, could be counted on one hand, and the rest all fainted.
When the herald brought the news that most of the members of the staff were unconscious due to overthinking, the Beast Emperor directly gave Ryan a big roll of the eyes, and Ryan was not the first to drive the staff department crazy.
Ragal, the dean of the Beast Emperor City Academy, had driven the Imperial Staff out more than once, but once he could drive nearly fifty people from the entire Staff to faint directly, Rien was definitely the first.
What's more, Ryan didn't say a word about this plan from beginning to end, just ordered the herald to stand at the door of the central battle room after passing the order, and then Ryan said to the Beast Emperor: "The Imperial Hospital will be very busy today!"
The Royal Hospital is not only busy, it is simply crazy!
Usually the imperial hospital does not come to a person for three or five days, after all, this is the palace, not a training ground or a battlefield, there are not so many wounded and sick, at most, the palace guards collect some minor injuries when they fight with each other, and there are no serious injuries at all.
More than 50 patients came in this time, and they were almost a symptom, and the dean was not there, and the vice president on duty thought that someone had poisoned the palace, so he almost gave the order to inspect all corners of the palace and find out the criminals who poisoned them.
After discovering that the people who sent it were all from the General Staff, the deputy director of the rat man jumped up and yelled at the soldiers of the patrol in his sharp voice: "Who have these crazy people from the General Staff provoked? Is it that old bastard of the old fox Lagar? ”
After finishing speaking, the vice dean began to pace back and forth with his hands behind his back, and his mouth kept counting the deans of the Beast Emperor City Academy.
"Report to your lordship, no one has provoked. "The soldier is a leopard man, a lot taller than the vice president, but he can only obediently listen to his nagging in front of the vice president.
"Tell me what happened, and the werewolf who was sent from the central combat conference room just now, does it have anything to do with it?" Tell me honestly!" The leopard soldier's fierce expression made him feel frightened, so the soldier briefly explained what had happened.
"You mean, Your Excellency the Beast God Emissary simply had the herald stand at the door, and then the two staff officers saw him and tortured him to the point of foaming at the mouth with a burst of excitement. ”
Then after telling them why he was standing at the door, he ...... That's it?"
The vice president looked at the medical staff who were being rescued inside in disbelief, and then turned to look up at the innocent-looking leopard soldier, and suddenly felt that all this in front of him was simply unbelievable, and he couldn't dream of such a thing.
After the soldier nodded, the vice president shook his outstretched fingers and did not speak, but suddenly sighed and turned to his subordinates and shouted: "What are you doing in a daze! Go get cold water! Wake them up!"
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