Chapter 32: The Chicken and the Beauty

"Put it down. Li Han indifferently watched as his feet were wide open, and he was stuck in the snow and Rory shuddered.

"Hey, hey, hey, you give that stinky boy full of bullshit to Lao Tzu, and I'll reluctantly give you this waste. That stinky boy is so ugly that I have to pull out his tongue and mix it with sauce and drink. ”

Li Han just looked at him, his eyes fluctuated a little more, as if he was looking at a fool.

"You're old. Li Han said.

"Oh, I'm scared, I'm scared...... You, what are you talking about? I kind of say it again to Lao Tzu!" The person who thought that Li Han was going to do it seemed to have poked a knife, and suddenly paused, and when the sound was raised again, it was no different from the sound of a broken suona.

"So you want him. Lihan continued.

"......," the man continued, but he continued to calm down after being seen through a little bit of panic, "What kind of and pee! I'm old...... Lao Tzu is still young! Does this have anything to do with the stinky boy I want?! Is it possible to recognize him as Lao Tzu, as a grandson?!"

"Strong. Li Han picked up the wine gourd hanging from his waist.

"You!" the man said, and then pinched the throat of something in his hand like a chicken neck about to drink, "Believe it or not, I'll pinch him to death now!"

"Oh. Li Han took a sip of wine and took out the hand that was resting behind his back.

"Let's go, stone lion," Li Han said to the man who was about to make a move, "I'll take you to Madame." ”

"......" What else could the man say, he could only slightly straighten the things in his hand, and after carrying them, he playfully looked behind the huge dead tree, and quietly followed.

But when he walked to the place where Li Han was standing, the man saw it clearly by the moonlight that burst out of the clouds.

Then he took all the smiles on his face, and the faint nonchalance.

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"What's going on?" Pei Jinyuan took a breath, wiped the sweat from his forehead, dragged his steps from behind the trunk, and walked out slowly.

"Are you here to seek revenge?" Pei Jinyuan stretched out his hand and stroked the corners of his somewhat numb mouth, under the right situation, he couldn't move at all, and he couldn't speak.

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt a little ashamed.

Li Han, who usually looked down on him, stood there facing the man under tremendous pressure, but he shrank here......

He subconsciously came to the place where Li Han was standing without moving a step.

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Killing Pig Liu is not killing Pig Liu, although he often kills pigs and eats pork.

When he was looking for a way to visit a friend while drinking tasteless wine, he found no friend, so he found a place where there were a lot of women. But after drinking all the wine, he didn't have a few copper plates in his pocket, and he couldn't talk about crooked talents, so naturally he would not be favored by any young lady.

Then, he can only be in a place where there are piles of women, drinking, and having a good time.

Unexpectedly, I saw a few little beggars gathered in a heap, pulling something around.

The tallest beggar flock of ducks naturally caught his eye.

He watched as he made the two groups of beggars, who were obviously not in the same group, move, fists and steamed buns, albeit with a little less sauce.

Interested, Pig Killer Liu quietly followed them and observed secretly.

He didn't have a very good brain, but Liu Liu, who killed the pig, also saw that the almost dumb beggar and the beggar with a chicken in the duck flock were in the same group.

The people couldn't see it, but he was very familiar with those petty theft movements, and after a little thought, combined with their big movements...... It was clear at once.

One of the chickens in the duck flock had the right temperament for him, and he made a fortune in a muffled voice.

On a whim, he pretended not to see the person they were up to, and yelled twice.

It's just that the chicken probably recognized the wrong person and thought he was killing a pig.

Although I talked a few words with that chicken, I didn't expect a mouth full of and pee and fart to come to my face, although I knew that it was not me who was scolding, but I was inexplicably unhappy in my heart.

All the way down, as a bystander, after pinching the bones of this beggar who is full of and pee...... Oops, the bones are unexpectedly good?

Naturally, he moved his mind.

It's just that I was hungry and thirsty at the time, and I wanted to find some wine, order a few good dishes, rub them well, and think about going to pick people away later. When that chicken falls into his hands, he can do whatever he wants.

I never thought that with such a meal, people would be gone.

He searched left and right to piece together the original situation, and finally decided to visit the Qi Mansion at night.

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"The stone lion ranked twenty-third on the list of rivers and lakes is better than seeing it for a long time. ”

Looking at the woman with a beautiful face looking at herself with interest, the stone lion was full of discomfort. The eyes of the women are not those Miss Qinglou who pounced on them when they saw the copper plate, but they are not the eyes of those women who are full of admiration.

But why be uncomfortable?

The stone lion glared at the lion's eyes and looked back.

But, is it still good-looking?

Although it was dark, when he looked closely, he looked better than all the women he had ever seen.

It's just that look is really uncomfortable, like sitting on you with a needle in Lang Zhong and aiming at the right, looking up and down, for a long time, you must look at the hair, and then you are ready to pierce it.

Thinking about it, an idea of gouging out her eyeballs actually came out, and even a bold person like him was startled.

How can you have such thoughts? Sin, sin, sin ahhh

"It's better to see it, it's better to see it. The stone lion nodded in agreement, like a son-in-law who was about to come to the door, holding a thin gift in his hand.

It's better to be honest with someone at this time.

"The stone lion wants that beggar," by the candlelight, the stone lion clearly saw that the woman was knocking on the arm of the chair with one hand, and the other was hanging on her lap, giving people a feeling of powerlessness for no reason. There was no smile between her eyebrows, and even the little interest she showed in herself was put away, "I agreed." ”

"Actually, you see, the hostess, he didn't keep it...... What? You agreed?" the stone lion was a little confused, and an inexplicable sense of familiarity rushed towards him. It's no wonder that the servant and the master who can't jump out of a fart for half a day are completely carved out of the same mold.

Can you listen to someone finish the conversation well?

"If Your Excellency agrees, I will offer it with both hands," Yang Miaomiao did not drag the mud and water, "Please take the two more of you." ”

"......" dragged on two, and the stone lion looked awe-inspiring, isn't it used to ......

"Beauty?" the stone lion threw the "thin gift" to the ground, crossed his waist with one hand, waved his big hand like a fan, and said righteously, this must be used to seduce him, and in the end, when he is deeply trapped in the beauty country, it will be used to force him to comply......

It's just this little trick...... Scold......

"I can't answer this, I just need a chicken...... No, it's the beggar who spews feces all over his mouth. ”

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