Chapter 422 Twenty-Four Bowls
Dong Qilang sat down steadily, then served a bowl and poured it into his mouth. With the same action, he drank eighteen bowls in a row.
The young man smiled slightly on the side and said:
"I can't see it, but there's a bit of alcohol. It's best to eat a few peanuts, and if you stay for a while, you're afraid of what peanuts taste like, and you don't know what they taste, so you fall down. It was very powerful at first, but after a while, I couldn't wake up, and I could see a lot. ”
Dong Qilang smiled slightly, and inserted the chopsticks into the big basin of peanuts, only to see that the peanuts flew into his mouth one by one, and the guys on the side were stunned, there are still such peanuts in the world?
After chewing the peanuts, he himself put the empty bowl he had just drunk and placed six more bowls, and poured six bowls again. Now he had drunk eighteen bowls, leaving six undrunk, and with the six bowls that had just been filled, there were twelve bowls left undrunk.
With the same posture and the same movements, he drank twelve bowls in a row. In this way, Dong Qilang has already drunk as many as thirty bowls. There was no other reaction, and I felt a little bulge in my lower abdomen.
"Wow, it's amazing, drink thirty bowls at once, you are the second person, my second master can come up and drink with Mr. Dong." I will inform the second master. ”
Dong Qilang smacked his lips and ate two more peanuts. At this time, the little fat man shouted to the passage outward:
"The number has arrived, please have the second master. ”
Before Dong Qilang finished chewing the peanuts, a fat figure flashed at the end of the passage and arrived at the stone table where he was.
"Boy, yes, what you heard is good, let me drink with you. ”
After speaking, the fat monk who called himself Jiushan Weng sat opposite Dong Qilang with a "click".
He monk first reached into the big pot of peanuts, grabbed a handful and threw it into his big mouth, and after chewing it, he said to the little fat man standing on the side:
"Wine boy, pour wine. Look at how the second master drinks, you learn more. ”
"Yes, Second Master. Dong, Mr. Dong drank thirty bowls. How many bowls are poured now?"
"Twenty-four per person first, the old rule. No, you pour it first, I won't take advantage of this kid, I'll drink thirty bowls first and then compare with him. Pour the wine!"
The boy who was called the wine boy listened to the master's words and began to pour wine for the master. He first filled the twenty-four bowls on the table, then found an empty wine jar, and poured all the twenty-four bowls of wine into the empty wine jar, and then said to the fat monk:
"Second master, it's okay. ”
"It's done, and I push it over. ”
After the man said this, he lay down on the stone bench. When the little fat dun saw that the master was lying down, he threw it with both hands, and the wine jar was thrown high and flew above the body of Jiushan Weng. Jiushan Weng raised his feet upward, and with a lift, the wine jar stopped firmly on the soles of his feet.
Dong Qilang has never seen such a strange way of drinking, just like playing acrobatics, drinking the wine jar on his feet.
Jiushan Weng turned the wine jar on his feet a few times, adjusted it to a comfortable position, and pushed his feet up slightly, and a stream of wine flowed down the mouth of the wine jar, pouring straight into his mouth.
I didn't see the wine mountain Weng swallowing action, the wine flow flowed into his abdomen, and after a while, the wine jar was kicked by the wine mountain Weng and turned over, and the wine inside was drunk.
"I didn't enjoy it, I just moistened my throat, I have to drink it well today, I haven't drunk it seriously for a long time. Go and pile up the empty jars. ”
After Jiushan Weng finished speaking, he stretched out and kicked his feet again, and the wine jar flew towards the Tianci wine cellar with a "hum". Listening to the sound of the wine jar, even ordinary people or things cannot stop it, and if it hits the ground or other wine jars, it will be a fragment of the ground.
Dong Qilang and the wine boy both looked in the direction where the wine jar was flying, but when they saw the wine jar flying to an open space, they fell steadily, only to hear a soft sound of "poof", and the wine jar landed firmly on the ground.
Dong Qilang knows that the ingenuity of this body and feet comes from those feet. Just talking about pedaling there, you can do a lot, but to make the wine jar so stable, although he is familiar with this geographical location, he can't do it without the internal force to retract and release freely. He couldn't help but secretly cheer for Jiushan Weng.
Jiushan Weng put the wine jar away, and a carp straightened up, bounced up with unusual dexterity, and sat on the stone bench. Said to the wine boy:
"What bowl to drink? Today I want to have a drink with this young man, who told him to draw out my wine worm today. ”
The wine boy hugged the two wine jars, Dong Qilang saw that the two wine jars were the same size and appearance, and they were tied with ropes, and the ropes were tied with a hook, but there was one thing he had seen correctly, and two faucets were installed on the wine jars.
The wine boy put the jar at his feet and looked at the top of the cave. Dong Qilang looked at the place where he looked, there are also two hooks on the top of the stone cave, is this wine jar to hang on the top of the stone cave, is thinking, the wine boy hands up to support, the wine jar will be thrown upward, "click" a soft sound, the wine altar hook and the top hook of the stone cave will be seamlessly connected. The wine jar hung on the roof of the cave.
The wine boy did the same, and the second wine jar was successfully hung on the top of the stone cave. There were already two curved water pipes on the top of the stone cave, and the wine boy jumped up with his feet in a vertical position, and connected the water tap of the wine jar with the water pipe in just two clicks.
"Okay, second master, whether you want to enlarge or small, booze, medium or drink, you are in charge. ”
The wine boy stopped all this, and stood respectfully outside the stone bench.
"I think this kid is still good, let's have a booze. Does the boy sit and drink, or does he drink lying down like the old man? Kid ready, I'll put the hose down first. ”
With a wave of his right hand, two water pipes on the top of the stone cave fell, one facing Dong Qilang and the other facing himself. The mouth of the water pipe is not deviated, and it is right towards Dong Qilang's mouth.
Then he grabbed two peanuts and threw them into his mouth, chewed them twice, and said:
"Whoever can't drink, let him say something, or take his mouth away. Wine boy, you are responsible for turning off the tap. Okay, let's get started. ”
After speaking, the fat monk lay down on the stone bench, and with a "poof", two halves of chewed peanuts flew out of his mouth, and hit the faucet switch respectively, and the wine began to flow down.
The wine that flowed to Dong Qilang calmly drilled into his throat, while the wine that flowed to the fat monk made a clanging sound when it fell into his throat. But not a drop spilled, and it all flowed into the big mouth.
A few seconds after the wine entered his throat, Dong Qilang felt that his stomach was distended, how much wine was in this wine jar, God knows, if you don't take measures, your stomach won't fit for a while, and it won't come out of your mouth.
He squinted at the wine mountain on the other side, with a grinning appearance, I don't know if it was too little wine, or if his stomach was too big, anyway, his stomach had not changed much. But the wine still flowed into the mouth of the wine mountain. Jiushan Weng still has no change in color.
Dong Qilang was ready to exert his internal force to force the wine out of the soles of his feet, and he saw that the ground under his feet had many neat and fine lines, some wide and narrow, some deep and some shallow, which was the best small ditch to drain the wine under his feet.
The wine jar hanging on the top of the stone cave, the liquor in it is still flowing into his mouth, and he can't stand it if he doesn't deal with it. He was still motionless on the surface, but he had already taken a breath in the dantian, and then slowly exerted his strength, and after a few minutes, two thin streams of water flowed outward under his feet.
After a quarter of an hour, the jar above their heads stopped flowing at the same time. The fat monk's belly looked bigger than when he first lay down.
Dong Qilang was inconvenient to check whether he drank the wine into his stomach, or forced the wine out of his body like himself.
"There's no wine, it's happy, it's happy, it's really happy. It's been a long time since the old man has been so happy, boy, do you know how much we drank separately?"
Without waiting for Dong Qilang to answer, he was a carp bouncing up again, and the heavy and clumsy stone bench was also pressed up and down, and the floor trembled slightly.
Jiushan Weng sat on the stone bench, patted his stomach, burped a wine, and then laughed and said:
"I have sixty bowls in this belly, and you have sixty bowls too. This is the first time I've ever met a young person who has drunk so much. A little doorway, a little doorway. Let's go, I'll accompany you to write two poems. ”
After speaking, Jiushan Weng had a huge belly and took the lead in walking towards the Yinshi Wall, Dong Qilang followed him, but he didn't find that he was the slightest drunk. He felt twelve points of admiration from his heart, this strange old monk was really powerful.
After walking a few steps, he found that there were fine lines everywhere on the floor, and these lines were always wet, so he looked back slightly, and the wine flowing from the cracks in the floor on the great monk's side was no less than his own.
Dong Qilang understood that this fat monk must be able to drink a lot of wine, but not all of it was drunk into his stomach, and he must have been forced out through internal force.
Dong Qilang's judgment was not wrong, in fact, the stone bench he was sitting on was the same as the stone bench where Jiushan Weng was lying, there were many fine seams on the stone bench, and these fine seams were gone when they reached the feet of the four very stools, which were hollow in the feet of these stools.
Jiushan Weng forced the wine out of his body with internal force, but he did not discharge it from the top of his head, nor from his fingers, nor from the soles of his feet, but from his back.
He was lying on a stone bench, which seemed to be in a normal lying position, and he was expelling from his back, and the wine that drained ran down the stone bench to the floor, and then from the floor away. Eventually, the liquor flowed into the river where the little fat man was playing in the water and piling up the corpse blocks.
At this moment, the ticking sound that flowed into the wine pool was louder than before.
Jiushan Weng took Dong Qilang to a blank space where no one inscribed, he waved his hands, and said to Dong Qilang behind him with great interest:
"The old man is so happy today, there are a thousand glasses of wine for his confidant, and he was going to drink a few more bowls, but the senior brother said that there was something, I couldn't control my temperament, and today I also wrote a few lines of poetry on this poetry wall. I'll finish writing, you can write whatever you want. ”
I didn't see him holding a pen and paper. Dong Qilang glanced back, and thought that the wine boy who followed the two would hand over the four treasures of the study, but looking at the wine boy, he was still empty-handed.
Just listening to the sound of "snorting", the powder on the stone wall flew, and the fat monk began to write with his index finger while singing. The wine mountain Weng seemed to have a very sad voice, and wrote as he sang:
"The old man talks about juvenile madness, doesn't think about it, does nothing with fifty empty loads, and is alone!"
Dong Qilang looked at every stroke and stroke, and he was more than four inches deep into the stone wall, and he couldn't help but be shocked. This freehand handwriting skill is really rare in the world.
After writing, Jiushan Weng let out a long sigh.