Chapter 8: Yellow Beans

"Great Heavenly God, are you really a Heavenly God, you can't be a liar, right?" Ye Qing never believed that the person living in his head was a Heavenly God.

There was silence for a while, and no one paid attention to him, and he was even more disbelieving.

"Cut, I'll just say! There are no gods and immortals in this world, all this is a lie. Although Ye Qing said so, he was also a little confused, he didn't believe that people would go to the underworld when they died, and there would be any underworld, but Ye Qing died once, and he also walked across the Nai He Bridge, ate the reincarnation fruit, and was judged by the judge of the Yin Division, judging the good and evil of what he did in his life, all of which he had personally experienced, and he had to make people believe it!

After these things, he wondered if his knowledge was too low, maybe there were really gods and immortals, but he hadn't seen them.

"Grandpa Celestial, Ancestor Celestial, I believe that you are a celestial god, or a great celestial god, can you take me as an apprentice and teach me the immortal art of soaring clouds and mist!" Ye Qing suddenly made a 360-degree turn, and after thinking about it, he might really have too low knowledge.

"Huh...... I think you must want to learn immortal arts, and use them to do those things that women are prostituting and abducting!

"Your uncle, you can guess this, are you the roundworm in my stomach......? No, he knows everything I'm thinking!" Ye Qing scolded secretly, but suddenly thought of a terrifying question, if he knew everything he thought, it would be terrible.

Ye Qing thought so in his heart, but said on his lips: "Grandpa Tianshen, how can you think of me Ye Qing as such a person! I, Ye Qing, am also a male husband, as the so-called male husband, there are things to do and things not to do, how can a man do those dirty villain things you said?"

"Hahahaha...... Aren't you just a newborn baby? Even your little brother is just a little yellow bean! Haha......" Hearing Ye Qing's impassioned words, Emperor Shakti laughed.

One day I will grow into a tree that will rise to the sky, and let you see my heroic appearance. Ye Qing was sarcastic, but he was not angry, he was originally a small yellow bean now, and he had just sprouted.

"Hey, that bullshit god, I still don't believe that you are a god, can you prove it to me?" Ye Qing was also exposed by this sarcasm, and his hooligan temperament was also revealed.

"I'm not a god, I need to prove something to you little bastard, I don't believe it, I don't want you to believe it. ”

"Hmph! I knew it was a lie. Ye Qing snorted coldly.

Ye Qing has been born for several days, and these days, except for fighting with the cowhide coaxing god in his head, he is wrapped in swaddling clothes and sleeping in the rest of the time.

When he was hungry, as long as he hummed twice, Ye Qing's mother Lu Xiaofeng would give him a sweet *zi, and he was arguing all day long, and Ye Qing began to be suspicious.

"Maybe this cowhide coaxing guy in his head is really a god, a god! That's only in myths and stories, but now he ran into his head, and it seems that he has been staying, well! This big opportunity, you must seize it, if you can learn from the master and learn the immortal art of flying to the sky, then I will be the best bastard in the world, haha......" Ye Qing couldn't help but laugh when he thought about it.

"My baby, your father is not here, what should I give you a name?" Lu Xiaofeng half-snuggled at the head of the bed, hugging Ye Qing, who was pouting.

"Ye Long? yes, if it's twins, you can call it Ye Long, Ye Hu, but unfortunately you don't have a younger brother, Ye ......" Lu Xiaofeng was muttering to himself, thinking about naming Ye Qing!

"Sister Feng'er, what are you muttering alone! Come, this is the Wujiang crucian carp soup I stewed for you, which is very helpful for promoting lactation, I asked for a long time before I inquired. The girl named Ru'er brought in a bowl of fish soup and whispered.

"Sister Ru'er, sister really doesn't know how to thank you, these two days, I'm worried that the milk is not enough for this little guy to drink?" Lu Xiaofeng looked at Ye Qing in the swaddling clothes, with a loving expression.

"Sister, don't be polite to me, drink it while it's hot! Ru'er brought the fish soup.

"I'm going to hug this little one. Ru'er put down the fish soup and picked up Ye Qing.

"By the way, sister, does this little guy have a name?

"I want him to be surnamed Ye, and when he grows up, I can tell him that his father is an immortal. Lu Xiaofeng said while drinking the fish soup.

"What? Immortals, what kind of world is this! Is there really a lot of immortals in this world? Immortals also patronize brothels?" Ye Qing felt a little unbelievable when he heard his mother say this, and one by one doubts were waiting for him to grow up to uncover.

"Surname Ye......? Ye Qingfeng, Ye Mingyue, this is very good!" Miss Ru'er said very casually.

"Ye Qingfeng, Ye Qing, if you have it, you will be called Ye Qing?" Lu Xiaofeng repeated Ru'er's words, suddenly put down the soup bowl, and said.

"Ye Qing? This name is also very good, sister, Erniang is also surnamed Ye, it is better to let this kid recognize Erniang as his godmother, then Erniang will not embarrass you too much in the future." Ru'er gave Lu Xiaofeng an idea.

"Well, Erniang is already very kind to our mother, I'll go to Erniang to talk about it in person another day! I'm just afraid that Erniang will dislike our mother!" Lu Xiaofeng said with some worry.

"Erniang is fierce, but she is actually very good to her sisters. Ru'er said.

Ye Qing was a little shocked when he heard the conversation between the two, "This, this is too coincidental, isn't it! Could it be that I, Ye Qing, am destined to suffer this catastrophe? I am destined to come to this world to live again? Otherwise, how could I even have such a coincidental name?"

"Qing'er, grow up quickly, you can learn fairy arts when you grow up, and you can protect us from being bullied in the future. Ru'er hugged Ye Qing and kept shaking.

"Don't shake it, I'm about to throw up?" Ye Qing shouted in his heart.

"Damn, Lao Tzu is about to faint to death, you still shake ......" Suddenly, Ye Qing couldn't stand it anymore, and kept spitting out white *** from his mouth, making his chest a mess. The feeling of nausea hit one after another, and Ye Qing vomited wildly.

"Sister, sister, why did Qing'er vomit. Miss Ru'er shouted anxiously.

"Quick, give it to me. Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly came over and hugged Ye Qing.

Some of the abilities of women are innate, just like taking care of a baby, motherhood, things that have never been experienced before, as soon as they come into contact, they immediately enter the state.

Lu Xiaofeng hugged Ye Qing and stroked Ye Qing's back, and soon, Ye Qing stopped throwing up, and the disgusting feeling gradually disappeared.