Chapter 85: The Unlucky Four-Eyed Daoist (First Update)
After arriving at the dojo of the four-eyed Taoist, Zhang Jing found that this place was much better than he imagined.
Not only the architectural style of the pipe field, but also the surrounding scenery, are very good, a bit like a unique style of holiday villas. Moreover, it is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the environment is elegant, which is a good place for practice.
Of course, there are definitely drawbacks here.
That is, it is too remote, there are no people within a radius of dozens of miles, it is completely in the wilderness, and it is too deserted.
This is no wonder why the four-eyed Taoist leader has to work hard to be a corpse chaser.
It's not just that the four-eyed Taoist is greedy for money, but also because there is no one around to build a dojo in such a place, naturally no one will take the initiative to come to the door and ask you to help you watch feng shui, practice rituals, and exorcise evil spirits.
Naturally, there is no income.
If you don't make money as a corpse chaser, will you wait for money to fall from the sky?
"Stand!"
In the courtyard, after the four-eyed Taoist leader parked the guests, he said to Zhang Jing: "Look, Uncle Shi's dojo is not bad, right? It's much better than the Yizhuang in Renjia Town, right?"
Zhang Jing nodded and said, "Well, it's very good." ”
It is indeed much better than Yizhuang.
Flowers and plants, fences and yards, chickens and ducks, all have the appearance of a bit of paradise.
If you want to retreat to the mountains and forests, this is definitely the best place to go.
But the key is that whether it is Zhang Jing or the four-eyed Taoist, they are all people who don't want to retreat to the mountains and forests, so it is naturally not so good here.
It's no problem to let Zhang Jing stay here once in a while.
But if you want to live here for a long time and can't contact outsiders, it's better to die.
"Let's go, let's go into the house. Have a cup of tea and a bite to eat. The four-eyed chief walked towards the hall of the room.
Walking to the door, the four-eyed Taoist unloaded his equipment and shouted loudly: "Knorr, Knorr!"
Even screamed twice, but no one responded, and then the four-eyed Taoist simply stretched out his hands roughly, directly pierced the paper on both sides of the deadbolt through two holes, and reached in to open the deadbolt from the inside.
Zhang Jing watched a waterfall sweat from the side.
Uncle Four-eyed's sassy operations are really countless.
drove the corpse along the way, and Zhang Jing saw it I don't know how many times.
After calling twice and no one opened the door, he directly stabbed the door and opened it himself, this operation is too strong!
But what is even more worth complaining about is the design of the dojo of the four-eyed Taoist, and the door is actually a layer of pasted paper!
Is this also a door?
It's even more tofu scum than the tofu scum project.
Zhang Jing was worried that if there was a heavy rain or a strong wind, would this dojo have to be scrapped?
When the four-eyed Taoist opened the door, he found that his apprentice Jia Le was lying on a chair and falling asleep. glanced at Zhang Jing's unbearable expression next to him, and thought that Zhang Jing was laughing at his apprentice for not keeping his house well and sleeping in broad daylight.
In fact, Zhang Jing didn't have it at all.
Anyway, the four-eyed Taoist was a little angry, and muttered: "Stinky boy, let you guard the door, you give me Meng Zhougong, see if I don't clean you up!"
I saw that the four-eyed Taoist leader glanced around, and soon locked onto a pile of arm-thick sticks in the corridor, walked over and picked them up, and then began to distribute them to the dozen zombies parked in the courtyard.
He was going to do something and let the zombies go in with him.
He waited for a while to hit Knorr with a stick, and Knorr shouted 'ouch', and when these zombies heard these two words, they would beat Knorr endlessly.
Zhang Jing was amused and speechless when he watched it from the side.
Come on!
It's really the beginning of the movie "Uncle Zombie".
It's exactly the same, even if it's because of me, nothing has changed.
And these four-eyed Taoist leaders are really unreliable!
Fortunately, when I crossed over, I met Uncle Jiu, if I was the first to meet the four-eyed Taoist, and hugged his thigh and followed him.
That own life, unimaginable......
Although Uncle Nine is usually a little cold and boring, at least he is still reliable.
It's like the four-eyed Taoist, a lot of age, and his cultivation is so high, and he is completely like a living treasure. And when you start to do it, it's really simple and rude, let a dozen zombies hold such a thick stick, and beat their apprentices in the past, if you really want to be beaten, Jia Le can't open the flesh?
Although Uncle Nine occasionally beats Qiusheng and Wencai, he will not be so ruthless.
"Uncle Shi dissipated his anger, dissipated his anger. Seeing that the four-eyed Taoist was about to make a move, Zhang Jing persuaded him very kindly.
Because he knows that if the plot continues like this, it will definitely not be Jia Le who will suffer in the end, but the four-eyed Taoist himself. If you want to beat the apprentice, you can't do it, but you are beaten by more than a dozen zombies.
Zhang Jing felt that he should still be kind, and he couldn't watch the four-eyed Taoist beat people up instead of being beaten.
After all, I'll have to learn the trick of slaying demons from him later.
If he was beaten, he would definitely not be in the mood to teach himself the trick for a while.
"Zhang Jing, get out of the way, I have to let this kid learn a lesson. "The four-eyed Taoist is unrelenting.
Zhang Jing shook his head, pointed to Jia Le, who was peeking at the outside through the crack in the door, and said, "Senior Brother Jia Le has woken up." ”
The four-eyed Taoist looked intently, and really saw Jia Le peeking at his actions through the crack in the door.
Now that his purpose has been seen through, then when he goes in later, this kid will definitely not be tricked and shout 'ouch'.
The plan failed, and the four-eyed Taoist chief, who was already angry, felt even more faceless, rolled up his sleeves and held a stick, ready to do it himself.
"Stinky boy, if you don't come out to help when you wake up, peek behind the door, I think you're just underbeaten!"
"Master spare my life, master spare my life, I was wrong!" Seeing this, Jia Le couldn't hide it anymore, so he immediately opened the door and came out, fleeing towards the other side of the corridor.
The four-eyed Taoist refused to give up and chased after him with a stick.
All of a sudden, chickens and dogs jumped in the yard.
But I don't know if the four-eyed Taoist chief is too unlucky today and is destined to be unlucky.
When chasing, I didn't pay attention to my feet, only on a round stick, suddenly the center of gravity was unstable, directly facing the ground, fell a dog eating, and when I raised my head, my nose had been broken, and my nose bleeded for a long time.
The four-eyed Taoist suddenly screamed in pain.
And when they heard the word 'ouch', the many zombies who had been cast just now were immediately like soldiers who had heard the order, and they took a stick and hit the four-eyed Taoist chief with a stick.
Then, the four-eyed Taoist was tragic.
Hoisted by his own petard.
"Ouch...... Ouch...... Ouch ......"
Fortunately, Zhang Jinghe and Jia Le couldn't bear it, so they hurriedly rushed into the zombie group, covered the mouth of the four-eyed Taoist, and asked him not to scream, and the zombies stopped moving.
It's just that at this time, the four-eyed Taoist chief has a blue nose and swollen face, and his whole body is in pain, and he is extremely miserable.
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