Soon it was time to eat.

At the dinner table, the four-eyed Taoist and the master of Yixiu still refused to give up, and they even had to compete with each other for a meal and a dish, and the chopsticks seemed to have become their magic weapons, fighting with each other.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhang Jing and Jia Le were very smart to put vegetables in their bowls and hid away to eat.

As for persuasion?

Don't think about it!

These two people are both bull tempers and tendons, if they can be persuaded for so many years, Jia Le has already persuaded them.

Facts have proved that after every persuasion, not only did the relationship between the two show no signs of easing, but on the contrary, he was easy to become the object of anger, often in exchange for a wound.

Zhang Jing is not like a target of public criticism, and he has no intention of persuading peace.

Jia Le kindly reminded Jingjing, but she didn't understand the situation and didn't want to go to other places to eat with the bowl.

So after a while, the four-eyed Taoist and Master Ikkyu fought more and more, and Jingjing, who thought it was funny at first, soon couldn't cry.

Directly hit in the face by a piece of tofu milk.

That thing, which is a good metaphor for saying that it looks like mud, is actually like a lump of soaring sticking to the face.

Both in shape and taste, it is very similar.

Before Jingjing could wipe it, a second and third pieces flew towards her cheeks one after another, and she couldn't dodge.

can only make a bitter face, pouting and silently withdrawing from the battlefield.

Jia Le kindly went up to comfort Jingjing, helped her add the tofu on her face with chopsticks, put it in her bowl, and said, "I said, let you stay away." Look, you don't believe me......"

He didn't say that it was okay, but when he said this, Jingjing, who was angry and had nowhere to go, stepped on his feet directly, and turned around angrily and went home to wash his face.

After being stepped on twice in a row, Jia Le asked Zhang Jing next to him innocently, "Senior brother, why did you say Jingjing stepped on me? Didn't I help her? What did I do wrong?"

Zhang Jing shook his head, seeing that Jia Le was so pitiful, he decided to help him.

So with the appearance of a love expert, he analyzed: "You are wrong, you are too humble! At the beginning, you reminded her that it was right to let her avoid a little, which means that you care about her." ”

"However, if she doesn't believe you and doesn't accept your affection, you can't continue to whisper to her like this. Then she will think you are a bully and take out her anger at you!"

"When she came over just now, you should be tough, go over and criticize her with a straight face! Let her know that if she doesn't listen to you, she will regret it! In this way, she will attach importance to you in her heart and form a sense of admiration for you! And admiration is the beginning of a woman's affection for a man. If a woman begins to admire a man, it is not far from her falling in love with him......"

After listening to Zhang Jing's round, Jia Le had a suddenly understood expression.

So that's it!

No wonder he was obviously kind-hearted just now, and Jingjing still had to pay attention to him with his feet.

Looks like you're using the wrong method!

Jia Le continued to ask Zhang Jing: "Senior brother, then do I have to be tough in front of Jingjing in the future?" ”

The children can be taught.

Zhang Jing nodded, and said educationally: "Yes! When you should be tough, you have to be tough, and men, you should be cold! If you keep holding women in the palm of your hand and live too humblely, then you can only be a spare tire." You have to understand a truth, lick the dog, and you will end up with nothing!"

Jia Le seemed to understand, scratched his head, and asked, "What does the spare tire mean? What does it mean to lick the dog?"

"Forehead......," Zhang Jing explained: "The spare tire refers to the fact that girls don't like you, but just treat you as an object of fun." Licking a dog means being desperate to give up one's dignity to please others!"

Now Jia Le understood, but he frowned and said, "Jingjing shouldn't be such a girl." ”

Zhang Jing waved his hand and said, "Jingjing shouldn't be such a person. I'm just telling you the right way to pursue girls. ”

Jia Le nodded, looked at Zhang Jing with some admiration, and asked, "Senior brother, seeing that you are so experienced, you must have talked about a lot of girlfriends, right?"

"Ahem......"

Zhang Jing couldn't help coughing when he heard this, his eyes were a little flustered, and he said vaguely: "It's not much, it's just ...... I can't remember exactly how many."

"Twenty or so? Oh my God! You're amazing!"

Jia Le gave Zhang Jing a thumbs up, and had already figured out how to chase Jingjing in the future.

Truly.

He used to be too flattering to Jingjing, so he was easy to look down on.

In the future, you have to be tougher, be colder, show the demeanor of a big man, and you can't let a woman lead you, it's too nonexistent!

Yes, when it's time to show her color, you have to show her color!

Knorr felt that at this moment, he understood the true meaning of love!

Senior Brother Zhang Jing is really a master!

As for Zhang himself, he silently bowed his head to eat and was silent.

......

......

Just when Zhang Jing and Jia Le exchanged their love experiences, the battle between the four-eyed Taoist and the master of Ikyu was almost over.

The four-eyed Taoist priest directly threw a plate of peanuts into Master Ikkyu's face, causing two peanuts to be stuffed into both nostrils of Master Ikkyu.

Seeing this, the four-eyed Taoist laughed happily.

Master Ikkyu seized the opportunity, closed his mouth and exhaled violently through his nose, so the two peanuts in his nostrils, like bullets, shot into the mouth of the laughing four-eyed Taoist......

Zhang Jing almost didn't vomit when he saw this scene.

These two old urchins, that's enough!

The peanuts swirled in their nostrils and were thrown into their mouths......

This operation is too disgusting, too heavy taste!

Soon, in retaliation, the four-eyed Michicho attacked from under the table and directly kicked Master Ikkyu in the crotch.

Although Master Yixiu is a Buddhist monk, the crotch is still where the door is covered, after all, he has never practiced iron crotch skills.

So he clamped his legs in pain and walked away angrily.

As the victor, the four-eyed Taoist is too happy to be happy, and he is kind to Jia Le and Zhang Jing.

Seeing this, Zhang Jing hurriedly stepped forward and asked with a smile, "Uncle Shi, do you have time to teach me the trick of slaying demons now?"

If the four-eyed Taoist was usually not so happy, but now he was happy, so he snapped his fingers and said, "No problem!

With that, he took the lead in the bedroom.

Zhang Jing also put down the dishes and chopsticks beautifully, and followed the four-eyed Taoist into the house.

Jia Le was a little curious about what Zhang Jing was doing with his master, but he didn't think too much about it when he understood the true meaning of love, and all he was thinking about now was how to chase Jingjing.

After pondering in my mind for a long time and reformulating a series of plans, I smirked and began to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.

"Jingjing, you just tie your hands and give it away!"

Knorr thought confidently in his heart.

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(Three more is over!Three chapters in one breath are enjoyable, right?hehe!)

There are still 10 monthly tickets left, and we can get to the sixth place on the new book list! Guys, do you have a 10-chapter monthly pass?

10 more monthly passes, let's add two more chapters in the evening!!)

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