Chapter 5: I Have Long Ears...... It's so fragrant!!
Fu Bo didn't know about the long-eared Dingguang Fairy's cranky thoughts.
He was recalling what little knowledge he had left in his mind.
The identity of the long-eared Dingguang Immortal and the Seven Immortals is well known.
In addition to sighing, I also felt that I felt like I had caught a big fish.
I'm happy to open the door, could it be that I rubbed a wave of Kong Xuan's European gas yesterday, and I transferred it a little today?
The long-eared Dingguang Fairy was lying on the ground trembling, and his mind was recovering over and over again the scene of himself being braised and stir-fried by five spices.
Immediately, his face turned pale, sweated like pulp, and he licked his lips uncontrollably.
......
"Boss, is there a problem with this long-eared Dingguang Fairy?"
Before leaving, Fu Bo discussed the nickname with Kong Xuan, he was the "boss" and Kong Xuan was the "secretary".
A boss interrupted Fu Bo's thoughts.
After settling down, Fu Bo waved his hand: "As usual!"
At the same time, he squeezed his eyes at Kong Xuan, Kong Xuan nodded, and the magic trick in his hand pinched, and the long-eared Dingguang Immortal only felt a huge force wrapping his whole person, completely ignoring his efforts to curl up in a ball, making his whole person straighten his chest, raise his head, tuck his abdomen, and stand upright.
Standing upright in front of Fu Bo and Kong Xuan.
"Two seniors, you can do whatever you want Xiaodao, don't eat some Xiaodao!"
"Don't hide it from the two seniors, Xiaodao has had a lifespan of tens of thousands of years since he was born, and the meat is old and unpalatable. ”
"If the two seniors really want to eat rabbit meat, Xiaodao is willing to lead the way, Xiaodao knows that there is a fried rabbit near the Renzu Palace that is very delicious, Xiaodao treats, the two seniors can eat as much as they want, no complaints!"
"Please also ask the two seniors to raise their noble hands and let go of the trail!"
The long-eared Dingguang Fairy closed his eyes tightly and shouted cracklingly, directly stunned Fu Bo and Kong Xuan.
Are we going to eat him?
What does this stupid Taoist think?
The fried rabbit in the ancestral palace, are we missing those two rabbits?
This long-eared Dingguang fairy, isn't he a stupid rabbit?
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"Come on, we won't eat you!" Fubo said.
"I invite the Taoist to come here, just to ask the Taoist to help us do something, and when we are done, the Taoist can leave on his own without hindrance. ”
After thinking about it, Fu Bo added another sentence: "If the Dao Leader is not at ease, you can swear to the Heavenly Dao below." ”
"Rest assured, rest assured!"
The long-eared Dingguang Fairy closed his eyes tightly and agreed loudly: "As long as you don't eat the grapevine, the boss will do whatever you say!"
Hey, the rabbit was under the eaves, and he had to bow his head and quickly agreed to get things done.
Maybe people can really let themselves go!
I can't fight and fight, I can't escape and I can't escape, I can only pretend to obey and have a chance of surviving!
Hold on, long ears, you can do it!
As long as I can return to Kunlun Mountain alive, I swear to heaven that this humiliation will be repaid a hundredfold!
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The inner activities of the long-eared Dingguang Immortal, Fu Bo knows nothing.
Seeing that the long-eared Dingguang Fairy agreed to cooperate, he was also happy.
He said, "Fellow Daoist with long ears, please take eight steps to the left front." ”
The long-eared Dingguang Immortal walked eight steps according to his words.
"Turn half a circle to the right. ”
Turn around and make a half-turn.
"Pick up the mana and slap it on the ground. ”
Although he didn't know why, the long-eared Dingguang Immortal still lined up to the ground with a heavy palm.
Thundered!
After a small-scale shaking of the earth, a thick medicinal fragrance lingered on the nose of the long-eared Dingguang Fairy.
The fragrance of the medicine was full of spiritual light, and it suddenly made the long-eared Dingguang Immortal open his closed eyes, and looked at the elixir in front of him in a daze.
This...... What's the situation?
Who's going to tell me, how can there be a 10,000-year-old heart grass here?
This is a superb elixir second only to the Colorful Concentric Lotus to survive the Golden Immortal Heart Demon Tribulation, and it can be called a priceless treasure for the peak cultivators of the Heavenly Immortals!
"Congratulations to Daoyou, congratulations to Daoyou, the 10,000-year-old Fuxin Grass is in hand, and Daoyou are expected to survive the Golden Immortal Tribulation, congratulations and congratulations!"
There was a stack of congratulations in his ears, and the long-eared Dingguang Fairy was full of sluggishness, and he thanked him indifferently.
"Fellow Daoist, hurry up and put away the elixir, Poor Dao is here first to congratulate Daoist Friend on successfully breaking through the Golden Immortal, we will have a period later!"
Calmly put away the 10,000-year-old Fuxin Grass, and the long-eared Dingguang Immortal suddenly had a spirit, and looked behind him consciously.
I saw that the vast world and the scenery were pleasant, how could there be any boss?
All the hard work to kidnap me here is to give me a 10,000-year-old heart grass?
Who will tell me, is this a new trick of the wilderness?
What kind of boss is that, is it the senior brother and sister I know?
Deliberately disguised to tease this immortal?
But there is no reason to make a special trip to make a 10,000-year-old heart grass that is immeasurable to the peak of the immortals in order to tease the immortals.
Who, who the hell is that boss!
Standing on the beach on the coast of the East China Sea, the long-eared Dingguang fairy is messy.
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"Ahh
In the Seven Princes' Mansion, Fu Bo sneezed with a flat expression.
As a handsome guy, it's normal to be remembered every day.
It's not a big deal, but it's more important to have this dark cloud above my head!
In the special small bronze mirror, the enlarged dark cloud had stopped glowing outward, poking at the top of Fubo's head like an ordinary black rock.
Bleak.
That's it!
It is worthy of being a disciple of Lingbao Tianzun and a master disciple of the three sects, and this wave of sucking prince is comfortable.
It's worth it for Prince Ben to pose in the sea breeze and pretend to be a master!
In time, if the dark clouds are washed away, or even from white to green, won't we be able to start another colorful life?
When the time comes, find a thick enough thigh and hug it, and work hard to cultivate while sucking. As long as he survives the Great Tribulation of the Gods and Kong Xuan is not arrested and sent to the Western Sect, then this vast desolate world, is it his turn to sit back and relax?
Crooked for a while, Fu Bo solemnly saluted and thanked Kong Xuan.
"Kong Xuan, thank you for messing around with me today. ”
"It's nothing. ”
Kong Xuan looked calm: "Since I have decided to be a Taoist companion of Fu Lang, I will naturally cooperate with Fu Lang, not to mention ......"
The last expression of the long-eared Dingguang Fairy was also very interesting. ”
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On the other side, the long-eared Dingguang Immortal, who had returned to the Three Sects' station, looked tangled.
After his careful investigation, the original suspects were eliminated one after another.
The long-eared Dingguang Fairy was at a loss.
Who the hell is making such a big joke on me?
The 10,000-year-old Fuxin grass in his hand was turned over and over by him for almost an hour.
As soon as he returned, he went straight to the Holy Mother of Wudang, and waited anxiously for the conclusion that "the medicinal materials are true".
He was even more frightened, but in the face of the inquiry of the Holy Mother of Wudang, he could only hesitate, saying that he had picked it up on the coast of the East China Sea at will, and then fled under the strange gaze of the Holy Mother of Wudang.
This night, the long-eared Dingguang fairy had an unusually rare insomnia.