Chapter 1 My Turnips That I Can't Give Up
Seven-day holiday for the Spring Festival.
Open the starting point APP, Li Han found that mortals have not been updated, look at other people's authors, which is not updated every day.
I secretly slandered myself for a while, thinking about watching the live broadcast!
Enter the live broadcast room. A sweet-looking little female anchor is working hard to be coquettish.
"Brothers crowdfunding~"
"Thank you big brother for the sports car!
Li Han pursed his lips, he couldn't understand why he had to give a reward for watching a live broadcast, although this anchor called "Mo Li Cutie" was beautiful, he couldn't go every day.
Cut, despised.
......
After a moment, Li Han let out a big breath.
"It's so vain~"
"Hmph, who says single dogs don't have happy times?"
"Self-reliance~"
"It's better to ask for others than for yourself!"
I was touched by myself。。。。。。
A certain philosopher once said: Often after passion, it brings emptiness.
Li Han was convinced of this.
With emptiness, Li Han closed the live broadcast room and clicked on the book friend group, as always, 99+
As soon as I joined the group, I saw two book friends arguing about something.
[Qing Yuanzi] If I forget my Dao Ancestor, I will definitely have to add drama to Li Feiyu, and I have carried the black cauldron for Han Li for so many years, so I have to make up for it a little.
[Fat man] pull it down, forget about the urine sex, and it's already very good if you don't write all the Dao Ancestors of the Immortal Realm to death.
[Book friend 007] @隔壁老王: Please be a person, forget the word deity in the group, what if he sees that the chat content is really written to death?
[Qing Yuanzi]: Daoyou is too worried, and if you really dare to write like that, I will cut the fat man's radish live.
【Fat】Groove、、、、
[Fat man] @青元子: Please be a person...
It's really idle for you, Li Han casually threw out an emoji: bubbling on time, see if there is a rich woman to support me, if not, I'll come back later.
[Book friend 007]: "Huh, Big Guy Li Feiyu is here!"
The starting point nickname of Li Han is "Scattering Cultivation Li Feiyu Overseas", and he is also a mortal iron fan and alliance leader. I am also familiar with book friends.
[Scattering overseas cultivation Li Feiyu]: Let's go, it's better to watch the live broadcast if you have this kung fu, guess which plot, when did he forget the ancestor and let you guess.
[Fat man]: "Fellow Daoists, please stay!"
[Qing Yuanzi]: Don't go, dear!
[Scattering and cultivating Li Feiyu overseas]: @青元子: The old cow's nose is far away from me, I don't know you. @胖子: The dead fat man has something to say and fart.
[Qing Yuanzi]: Huh, you dead ghost with no conscience.
[Book friend 007] @青元子: vomit~ please be a person
[Lin Feng] @青元子: Gross~ Please be a person
[Kaikai Kaikai] @青元子: Grope ~ Please be a person
。。。
【Qing Yuanzi】@在下海外散修厉飞雨: Boom...
[Fat Man] @在下海外散修厉飞雨: Guess what, in the end, Lao Forget won't really write those 3,000 Dao Ancestors to death, right?
@胖子: How do I know this? Why don't I tell you when I'm done with the book?
[Fat man]: Don't mind, just guess, in this way, there is a prize for guessing correctly!
[Scattering overseas cultivation and raining]: What kind of reward? Do you want to send me a red envelope?
[Fat Man]: If you guess correctly, how about the poor Taoist give you a girlfriend?
[Scattering and cultivating Li Feiyu overseas]: I'll still cut the radish...
[Fat Man]: He's a ruthless person...
[Qing Yuanzi]: He's a ruthless person...
[Book friend 007]: He's a ruthless person...
[Lin Feng]: He's a ruthless person...
[Kai Kai Kai]: It's a ruthless person...
[Forgotten Words]: He's a ruthless person, but... I like it...
[Like smoke] @胖子: Dead fat, let's talk about life!
[Like smoke] @在下海外散修厉飞雨: My mother makes you sick like that?
[Fat Man]: ...
[Scattered overseas cultivation Li Feiyu]: Huh, why is the phone out of battery?
When he woke up in the afternoon, Li Han felt refreshed, and he couldn't help but laugh happily when he remembered the bloody head of the fat man who was scolded like smoke in the group that day.
I haven't read the update for a few days, and I've saved up four or five chapters, right?
Just picked up my phone and was ready to take a look.
Suddenly, a string of message prompts came from the mobile phone, clicked on the group message, and found that the entire book friend group was @ yourself.
What happened?
[Fat man] @在下海外散修厉飞雨: Big guy, ask for live broadcast
[Lao Wang next door] @在下海外散修厉飞雨: Big guy, ask for live broadcast
[Gao Sheng] @在下海外散修厉飞雨: Big guy, ask for live broadcast
[Like smoke] @在下海外散修厉飞雨: Big guy, ask for the live broadcast to cut the radish
。。。
[Scattering and cultivating in the rain] overseas: ???
[Scattering and cultivating strong rain overseas]: Sleepy?
[Scattering and cultivating in the flying rain overseas]: Are you crazy?@如烟: Also, you girl is coaxing with them, what the hell is this?
Confused three times.
@在下海外散修厉飞雨: Haven't you read today's update?
Li Han suddenly felt a bad premonition...
[Scattering overseas cultivation and flying rain]: Dao ancestors... All hanging?
[Like smoke]: It's not all hanging, but it's almost.
There was a brief silence.
[Scattering overseas cultivation and raining]: Isn't it just a live broadcast, come, fatty, on!
[Fat man]: it, you have a cousin, it's you~ not me!
[Scattering and cultivating Li Feiyu overseas]: I just said, and I didn't say chopping myself.
[Fat Man]: ...
[Lao Wang next door]: Make a face
[Like smoke]: Make a face
[Scattering overseas to cultivate the rain]: Hahahahahahaha
Bite~
[System Prompt]: Congratulations, because of your crow's mouth, you have accelerated the progress of the plot, resulting in the unanimous hatred of the three thousand Dao Ancestors in the mortal immortal world towards you. Now you have three options.
1. Cut radishes live to alleviate the resentment of the Taoist ancestors.
2. Ignore this matter, just in your future reincarnation, you will bear the curse of the Dao Ancestor, and the Ninth World Wood has a small trumpet.
3. Enter the world of mortal cultivators, face the wind, and break the curse of the Dao Ancestor.
Is this a hallucination?
The voice that goes straight into my head doesn't feel like a fake.
[System Prompt]: You have ten minutes to think about it, please choose!
10!
9!
8!
7!
6!
...
!!!
Your house minutes are measured by seconds?!
You're playing with me!!
Choose 3!
I pick 3!
System Prompt: You have successfully selected option 3.
[System Prompt]: The system is binding...
[System prompt]: The binding is complete.
[System Prompt]: Later, you will enter the mortal world of immortal cultivation, and the system will broadcast live every bit of your life in the mortal world for the dead three thousand Dao Ancestors and immortal cultivators. Have a nice day.
Li Han was in the constant prompts of the system, and his consciousness gradually blurred...