Chapter 1205: Why do you smear people's innocence out of thin air like this
On Wednesday morning, Alan teleported back to the dining room in his pajamas and sat down slowly and sloppily, while in the dining room, Lun, who didn't have much work today, was enjoying the last bit of food on the plate, Daisy and Emily were taking care of her mother for breakfast, and she was already dressed and seemed to be ready to go to work and class.
Allen, who had no boss above the headmaster, didn't plan to arrive at school on time, so he sat down across from Lunn and lazily buckled his thigh with his hand before snapping his fingers.
Maggie, who was wearing a small apron, appeared in front of Alan with a snap and greeted warmly: "Young Master Ellen, what do you want to eat in the morning? There is Scottish black pudding and Bavarian white sausage today!"
"Just look at it and match me. Alan said and glanced at Lun, who was closest to him, and saw that the other party was reading the newspaper, and then looked at the sisters and mothers who were further away and found that their attention was on the restaurant TV, so he beckoned to Maggie to get her closer, and lowered his voice, "Maggie, I have a question... Have you recently switched to detergents?"
"Huh?" Maggie was a little confused by Alan's sudden question, she tilted her little head, "Master Alan, you know, Maggie has always used her own detergents, and they can easily remove those magical stains that can't be dealt with after cleaning! The recipe hasn't changed until the potions come out on TV!"
"Uh... Are you—" Alan was a little surprised, "Did you change the raw materials of herbs or something from the pharmacy?"
"No?" Maggie was a little worried and blamed herself, "Is there anything wrong with the young master's clothes?
"You've washed it clean, Maggie, I just got up today and got a little rash..."Alan comforted, "Don't worry, go get me some breakfast, I'm hungry." ”
Maggie nodded obediently and disappeared into place, but she planned to re-wash all her clothes after she had finished her breakfast.
"What's the matter, I didn't notice you had a rash... Is there a problem with the herbs?" Although Lun Engang was reading the newspaper on the side, he seemed to have fully listened to the conversation, and he asked in a further low voice with a suspicious face, "Alan, have you checked it? Is it poisonous?"
"Hmm... Of course not, and even if there was a Maggie, I would have checked..."Alan said and quietly looked at the witches in the distance, then approached Lunn and said, "As for the location, it's actually me... I found some rashes there today... I thought it was Maggie who changed the formula and had some allergies... It didn't seem to be, but they were red and a little itchy... As for the location, especially in me... around... You know..."
Alan said as he leaned back, gesturing at his crotch.
Lunn, who was sitting at the table eating breakfast, immediately changed his expression from suspicion to disgust just now, he stopped the knife and fork in his hand, raised the sausage on the fork in his hand and complained in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I'm still sitting here eating white sausages!"
"It's not a sausage problem..."Alan waved his hand a little anxiously, he glanced up at the remnants of Lunn's plate, "Mainly at the two roasted tomatoes..."
Lunn put down the knife and fork in his hand with a constipated expression, it seemed that he did not plan to continue eating.
Lunn poured himself a mouthful of orange, "But Alan, can you be sure it's your underwear? Can you be sure it's a rash?"
"Or what?" Alan asked rhetorically in annoyance.
"Hah, Alan, you can open another three-broom bar!" Daisy quipped from a distance, holding up her glass, "anything from dragon pox to spider venom or golem oil!"
"Just a rash! And told you we didn't have a recipe...."Ellen gritted his teeth in anger and shouted at Daisy, "Emily is still here! Daisy, what are you talking nonsense?!"
"Alan, Bobby Pomfrey can't cure this, but you can get a letter from Bird. Emily replied when she saw Ellen call her name.
"What?!"
"Birdside... When Millison Bolt was still in school, she had the same illness as you did..."Emily put her hands on her upper and lower eyelids and stretched them out to make them look a little more prominent, learning from Luna's usual talking golem, "Mr. Filch's cat, Lady Loris has been with her for about a semester... Hermione told me at the time that it was only because Millicent also had cats, but Luna suspected that she had used goblin saliva... She was cured of something she called the Sapper Spirit, which brought her some extra talent against us. ”
"That's enough! let's not talk about it!" Alan roared, stunned by his sister's squeeze, he was embarrassed to realize that his relatives had heard better than he thought after taking the attribute potion, "Mom, don't you care? Daisy taught Emily badly!"
"Daisy, Alan is going to be a father again, where's your boyfriend?" Morgan Lefay was also smiling, but at this time he took the opportunity to sit on the chair with a straight face and support his waist, and said, "And Lunn is busy with work every day... I sometimes think about your mother-in-law, I don't know if she's married or not..."
Emily's slightly open mouth showed that she was obviously stunned by her mother's ability, and Lunn, who was directly opened, blushed, and the green tendons on his forehead bloomed and he couldn't speak, and Alan quickly shut up to avoid burning the fire on himself.
Morgan Lefay nodded with satisfaction, and then focused on the youngest son who pulled her into the water: "Alan, didn't you expose all the secrets, why didn't you call Luna back?"
"Mom... It's something she doesn't want to go back to..."Alan replied dryly.
"Nonsense, it's just been before, and now you're going to let her who is pregnant with your child hide outside?" Morgan Lefay said with some anger, "You want to have two children, and you still think you are a child?"
"Morgan Lefay is right!" Helga in the portrait also spoke, "Alan, I can't blame you for this, but Helena will leave this poor crow alone..."
"Mom, that's why I don't want to be in such a hurry!" Daisy exclaimed, "I have to see clearly to avoid running into an irresponsible scumbag like my brother!"
Emily, who has never dealt with Luna too much, also nodded a little approvingly at this time.
"How can you smear people's innocence out of thin air...... Allen's eyes widened, and now it was his turn to blush, and the green veins on his forehead bloomed, and he argued, "Why am I not responsible...... I'm all taking care of my own cooking...... She doesn't want to go home, can I be considered irresponsible?"
After that, he didn't pay attention to saying some difficult words, what ancient dialect, what abyss purgatory language, plus the change in blood pressure also made Allen's rash a little itchy, and he had to resist not buttoning them after raising his hands from time to time, so as not to look less elegant.
The funny scene caused everyone to laugh: the restaurant was filled with a cheerful air.
"Forget it, forget it. Morgan Lefay finally bypassed his most beloved youngest son, "Now that almost everyone knows about it, why doesn't she want to come back?" Alan called Luna back and asked her if she was worried about being wronged, you kid is hairy, you can still break your head when you were a child playing with a broomstick, you can still take care of people, can you take care of a pregnant woman?"