There will be times when the wind and waves will be long, and the clouds will sail into the sea. Chapter 90: The Buddha is a fat monk who doesn't eat meat
"Senior Duobao, why does Tie Niu feel so familiar to you when he sees you? Have you been to our village before?" Tie Niu asked as he stared at Duobao with big eyes like copper bells.
After listening to Tie Niu's words, Zijin Bo secretly muttered: "Hey, how can this fat monk know how to pull a relationship when he is usually stupid." It must have been tempted to see this master's innate spirit treasure for the moonlight. If this monk had a new baby, he wouldn't really use me to pick up milk, would he? Why am I so miserable? ”
Duobao looked at Tie Niu's gaze a little complicated, and after a little hesitation, he said to Tie Niu: "Child, what do you think is a bodhisattva, what is a Buddha, and what is Buddhism?"
Duobao's triptych full of Zen machine made Tie Niu stunned: "Seniors, Bodhisattvas and Buddhas are fat monks who don't eat meat, and Buddhism is a big fat monk with a group of fat monks who don't eat meat sitting together and chatting." ”
Tie Niu's answer immediately made everyone present burst into laughter, and only the demon pestle prayed vigorously: "Amitabha, the Buddha forgive my master, my master just likes to eat meat and does not mean to disrespect the Buddha." ”
Duobao Daoist also smiled from ear to ear when he heard Li Tieniu's words: "You can see the true self when you say this, but if you let the one in the West hear it, I don't know how I will feel." Haha, you have two tears of ours on you after all. ”
After listening to Duobao Daoren's words, Tie Niu was even more confused: "Senior, when did you put your tears on me, why don't you know." No wonder I've been crying since I was a child, it turns out that I'm a tear essence. ”
Duobao looked at the simple Tie Niu and shook his head helplessly: "Back then, I shed two tears because I lamented the decline of my religion and my own transformation, but I didn't expect these tears to be pulled by heaven and fall on you who have not yet been born. Now that I'm me and he's him, I don't want to talk to you about these things, I don't want you to remember me. That's it, I'll give you another creation. ”
After saying that, Duobao put his hands on the head of the iron bull and said, "Relax your mind, and I will give you an initiation." ”
A burst of golden Buddha light emanated from the body of Duobao Dao and covered Tie Niu's body, and bursts of burning sounds came from the void and echoed in everyone's ears. Everyone present only felt that the Shentai was clear for a while, and many incomprehensible places in the previous cultivation suddenly became clear, and even the immortal yuan was running more satisfactorily.
Among them, the demon pestle and capital bowl, which have a great relationship with Buddhism, directly entered the state of epiphany.
Duobao looked at the demon slaying pestle and purple gold bowl made by the treasure around him and said with a smile: "These two Buddha treasures are very understanding, and after this epiphany, you can advance to the ranks of the acquired treasures." ”
After praising the two magic weapons, he looked at the Tie Niu Duobao Daoist who was sleeping soundly in front of him and even snoring and snotting, and was speechless for a while: "How can this fool be so tired with my two tears on his body, if this look is known to others, it will lose the face of me and the Westerner." Thinking of this, the good-faced Duobao Dao people hurriedly set up a prohibition on Tie Niu, so that everyone present could not see Tie Niu's sleeping appearance.
After a while, Tie Niu woke up slowly: "Oh, Mom, I slept so comfortably." I also dreamed that a big fat monk passed on a lot of skills to me. ”
After listening to Tie Niu's words, everyone laughed together, and said loudly to Tie Niu: "What has the fat monk taught you in the third master, you can use it quickly and show us." ”
Tie Niu raised his spirit and silently used his supernatural powers, only to see a six-zhang high Buddha gate golden body appeared on the top of Tie Niu's head: the golden body has three heads and six arms, and the Yingluo, umbrella cover, flower basket, fish intestines, blessing pestle, treasure file, golden bell, golden bow, silver halberd, flag and other treasures in his hand. Bursts of Buddha light surrounded him with a golden body, and he was even more sacred and solemn.
Tie Niu felt the appearance of his golden body, and his hands danced happily: "Oh, this is good, this is good, I am not afraid of grabbing food from others with so many hands and mouths." ”
Duobao Daoist didn't want to pay attention to Tie Niu anymore, he looked up and said to Bo Zai: "I also have a treasure for Xiaoyou." These six soul flags are also innate spirit treasures, which are transformed by the remnants of the remnants of the chaos gods and demons who died when the sky was opened, this flag has six tails, just write the enemy's name on the six tails, and then shake the six soul flags, you can shatter the opponent's soul in an instant, and completely wipe out the enemy. This treasure is very powerful, and you should use it carefully in the future. ”
After receiving the treasure from the Duobao Daoist, Bo Tsai bowed down and said, "The elder gave it, I dare not resign." The younger generation must make good use of this treasure and live up to the high expectations of the predecessors. ”
Duobao Daoren nodded at Bo Zai with a smile and said to Wang Tiezhu: "Senior brother, I know that your soul was damaged by someone during your reincarnation, so you have forgotten many things. Today, I will teach you the Shangqing Dafa and various formations, secret techniques, and treasure refining techniques that I have taught, and after you learn them, you can pass them on to meritorious people as appropriate. Here are also some of the spiritual treasures I have refined when I have been bored over the years, and I will also keep them for you to reward your subordinates. ”
On the surface, the words of Duobao Daoist were addressed to Wang Tiezhu, but in fact they were addressed to everyone present. What he meant was that as long as you follow my junior brother and do a good job, the exercises and magic weapons can be rewarded to you.
After arranging many matters, Duobao Dao people seemed to let go of their worries and frequently toasted with everyone. During the banquet, Wang Tiezhu informed the Duobao Daoist of the various miraculous manifestations of the rhubarb, and asked the Duobao Daoist to see where the rhubarb came from.
Duobao Dao people were also amazed after listening to Wang Tiezhu's words, but with the knowledge of Duobao Dao people, they couldn't see the heel of the rhubarb: "It's not a demon, it's not a brute beast, it's not a chaos beast, this big yellow dog is really strange." ”
During the banquet, Duobao found an opportunity to talk about the demon race, and Wang Tiezhu and the others were in a dilemma on this issue: of course they couldn't help the demon race attack the human race in Kyushu, but now the demon clan has taken refuge in their side to help them revitalize the sect, if they don't help, it's reasonable and unreasonable.
Seeing that everyone didn't speak, he was a little anxious: "Since the entire demon clan is loyal to my master, it is a subordinate race of my master, and of course I have the right to follow my iron pillar master into the land of Kyushu to live." If the Emperor of the Han Court does not agree, we will simply overthrow the Han family and make the emperor of Kyushu by the master of my family, so that everything will be solved. ”
"That's right, a few of us discussed in the chaos to let Brother Zhu be the emperor. By the way, my father-in-law, Brother Zhu, I still want to ask you for a set of frames to keep when you are the emperor. ”
Speaking of Tie Zhu's matter of being the emperor, Erni and Sanya began to puff out their mouths and shouted vigorously: "Everyone work together to defeat the bad emperor, Brother Zhu ascends the throne, and everyone will share fairy rice." ”
Hearing this familiar rhythm of the little bell, the North Bell couldn't help but give Erni and Sanya accompaniment: "Ding-dong, Ding-dong, Ding-dong, Ding-dong." ”
The demon pestle, which has been promoted to the treasure of the day after tomorrow, did not wait for others to remind him this time, took the initiative to beat the purple gold bowl and joined the accompaniment team.