Chapter 260: A Joke
Not only the Phoenix headquarters, but all the departments that gave the order to launch missiles just now received the news.
The Illuminati stronghold in Port-au-Prince, Haiti's own military base, and even Eminem, who manually launched a missile, all had the same words on a large advertising screen next to him!
Huang Ji and Eminem both looked at the strange text on the screen.
This kind of writing is written in the form of circles, not left and right, not up and down, but in a circle.
Start from the center of the circle and arrange it outward clockwise, connecting the characters together like a vortex.
Just by looking at the words and the form of writing, you can feel the depth and beauty of it.
There is no doubt that this is an alien text.
After writing its own text, the ball of light presented Chinese, as well as Hebrew and English, below: Were you attacking me just now?
It's in translation!
At the headquarters of the Phoenix Group, there are three Nirvanas at the moment, led by Carmen, who is the leader of the Phoenix team, the contemporary winner of the title of the Immortal Bird, the supreme commander of the Illuminati combat department, and is known as the strongest level 32.
At the moment, he was looking at the big screen with a serious face, almost shutting himself up.
Is it attacking Him? Of course it can't be said to be!
"This is not an attack, please don't get me wrong, we just made a joke. On behalf of the Illuminati, I will explain to you that there is a protocol on Earth that prohibits public contact......" Carmen said.
He was also in a hurry just now, and ordered an attack, but fortunately, the light ball aliens finally paid attention to them.
This alien doesn't seem to know the earth very well, can't he even tell whether the missile is attacking? Or did he deliberately give a step down?
Carmen kept explaining the ban on public contact, but in his opinion, it should be something that aliens know.
And to be able to descend on the earth, it must have been allowed by the moon first, unless the little gray man with higher technology than the moon was smuggled down.
Carmen explained, thinking.
At this time, the big screen reads: "I'll make a joke on you too." ”
"Uh......" Carmen was stunned.
Did the other party believe it? Or did they not believe it? alien jokes...... What is it?
Then Eminem quickly reported the situation: "Oh no...... That ball of light started sending luminaries towards the ground, I don't know what it was!"
"He's leaving? No, he's still firing! He's already launching all the way to the sea!"
Carmen exclaimed, "Luminous? What is it? Is it an attack?"
Eminem and Huang Ji saw an amazing scene together, large balls of light were constantly spraying small balls of light on the ground.
The small ball of light is very small, it is some luminous particles, and the particles fall to the ground and disappear, which should be submerged into the ground.
"It's shooting something into the ground all the time! It's hard to say if it's an attack or not......" Eminem ran to a spot where the light particles landed and found nothing.
Huang Ji could see the thing, but of course he wouldn't say it.
What Coco is emitting at the moment is actually the glowing spores of the Ying Long, these spores are very small, but they are actually large single cells.
The light glows for a second or two, and then it evaporates and disappears.
Only a small amount of wreckage will be left at the scene, which will not be visible to the naked eye at all, and it will disappear as soon as the wind blows.
But because it glows and disappears, from a visual point of view, it looks as if some kind of light particle weapon has been launched directly into the ground!
Not only underground, but also the ball of light was launched all the way, flying all the way, and it had reached the sea.
The farther and farther they farther they farthered, and the sea continued to sink into this kind of light particles, and the hearts of the people who saw it were numb.
"What's your joke?" asked Carmen anxiously.
Another text appeared on the big screen: "After a week of rotation on this planet, there will be a major earthquake in the place where I hit." ”
"What!" Carmen was shocked.
The Phoenix headquarters, the Port-au-Prince stronghold, and even the president of Haiti were dumbfounded.
"You're kidding, aren't you?" said Carmen, sweating from her forehead.
On the big screen, he said: "It's just a joke, we evened it out." ”
"I mean...... Is it really going to happen?" asked Carmen.
The big screen said, "Yes." ”
"......" All those in the know of the Illuminati are all self-contained.
Don't joke with aliens, people are joking!
Fortunately, there is still one day to go, and the planet rotates once, isn't that one day? It means that at this time tomorrow, there will be a big earthquake.
Carmen secretly thought that there was still time to make amends.
"What do you call ......, this celestial?" said Carmen, in a depressed manner.
The big screen said, "I'm a natural perturbator. ”
"Retract this joke, disturber, do you really dare to kill?" said Carmen.
"I never recycle disturbances to nature, and if I don't want people to die, why don't I leave here?" said the big screen.
To Carmen's ears, it's like, 'Why don't you eat minced meat?'"
Indeed, they knew about this disaster a day in advance, the disaster is dead, and they will not run here, since they don't want anyone to die, it would be good for people to leave.
But that's not easy to say, isn't it good to cancel the earthquake directly?
"I would like to ask, did you have permission from the civilization of light for what you did?" Carmen had to move out of the Lord's civilization again.
The big screen said: "I don't need the permission of the civilization of light for my actions, and the law of prohibiting public contact with subcivilizations is the law of the Galactic Star Alliance, not the law of the civilization of light." ”
"That'...... Do you have permission from the moon?" Carmen put it another way.
The big screen said: "The technology of the moon is too backward, you are really an unappreciated race." ”
"Those 'androids' don't even have basic knowledge, and relying on the intelligent systems on the moon alone, it seems like a joke to find me. ”
Carmen said no wonder the little gray man didn't react in the slightest. This big ball of light did not get the permission of the little gray man on the moon, and came to the earth without permission, but it relied on technology to eat hard, so that the little gray man did not notice.
Carmen was a little surprised, was Dees illiterate?
He felt that Dees was very knowledgeable...... However, Carmen also understands that aliens must not be measured by the same standards as theirs.
"No matter what the law is, you're still breaking it. Carmen said.
The big screen said: "It's funny, the servant of the entire cantilever's largest criminal syndicate actually taught me to obey the law." ”
Carmen was stunned.
Most of the Illuminati only know that they are loyal to the will of the Six, that they are a certain god, and that god is the civilization of light.
As for what galactic laws, they don't understand, they only know that all kinds of aliens must follow the rules here, controlled by the little gray men of the moon.
And the little gray men are also servants of their gods, so their gods are the greatest, and there is no doubt about this.
As for the criminal syndicate, they also have a guess, after all, the Lord's actions are supposed to be sinning.
Now hearing the word from another alien's mouth, although they were surprised, they also accepted it instantly, and they didn't care.
"Looks like you know our ...... Why, then, do you do this? Aren't you afraid that our Lord will know about it?" asked Carmen.
The meaning of this is very simple: whether it is a civilization of light or a criminal syndicate, since you know who our boss is, don't you give him face?
"Since I am here, I am not afraid of the Anunnaki Company, on the contrary, he should be afraid of me and destroy this chain of his interests. The big screen said.
Carmen was stunned, is this a big guy?
They humans are just ants, and the other party is not afraid of their gods, so how can this be done?
Destroying the chain of interests? Isn't this destroying them? For the Lord, it's just a loss of some benefits, but for the Illuminati, it's a catastrophe.
And this kind of destruction is not the same as the Great Judgment. God knows if the Lord will come to save them.
The little gray men of the moon have said that they can destroy humanity with meteorites, and the legendary god has used the Great Flood, and now the natural disturbers seem to like to use earthquakes.
The more advanced the aliens, the more they like to use natural phenomena. In fact, it is as if the richer the person, the more he knows how to save money.
A disturber who dares to ignore the law and even make jokes on Earth is probably a figure of a big criminal syndicate.
"Please don't ruin our ......," a heroic young man walked into the room.
Seeing this, Carmen immediately saluted and said, "Fez holds the sword." ”
It was none other than Fez, who had arrived to talk to the mysterious alien who had suddenly appeared.
"Disturber, you're not trying to destroy us, are you're doing it because of our jokes...... We can compensate you......" Fez said.
The big screen said, "You even talked to me about compensation?"
It seemed like a big joke, and Fez thought it was ridiculous, but he still stubbornly said, "We can compensate with humans." ”
The big screen was silent for a long time before he said, "Are you going to work for me?"
Fez, stunned, thought to himself, yes, their main job is to provide the population for the Lord.
If they also give the population to the disturber, aren't they working for him?
This disturber, who is not afraid of anything, is probably also an interstellar criminal, and he can sell it for a high price if he gives him a mouth.
If it can be calmed down like this, it will be fine, for the Illuminati, the earth lacks everything, that is, there is no shortage of people.
However, Fez was still hesitating, and he was talking about 'compensation', but the other party seemed to directly understand that he was working for him.
Then you can't answer this sentence casually, working for another criminal group is betraying the Lord.
However, he hesitated, and said on the big screen: "I have no interest in human beings, I am only interested in the earth." ”
Fez was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said, "Please wait a minute, disturber, we can talk again." ”
But there was no reply, and Eminem quickly reported the situation at the scene: "The big ball of light has left, do you want to chase it?"
Fez said, "Catch up and see." ”
At the same time, the big screen resumed, and Eminem directly used the only Raptor fighter of the Illuminati in Haiti to chase after him.
In terms of speed, the fighter caught up in an instant.
However, the instrument panel instantly failed, and the entire plane became uncontrollable and fell directly into the sea.
After repeated operations to no avail, Eminem had no choice but to parachute.
People don't bother to accelerate, they can only watch the ball of light disappear into the sea and sky.
Satellites, radars, and infrared tracking are all nowhere to be found.
Soon after, the Illuminati reinforcements arrived, and their fighter formations searched the Caribbean Sea, but there was no trace of the ball of light.
Obviously, the other party has suddenly accelerated, and he doesn't know where he flew, and he may have left the earth.
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