Liu Mansion, everyone sat at the dining table, Lao Hei pouted the swollen old dog's mouth, kept pulling the food into his mouth, and then picked up the wine jar and poured it into his mouth, and suddenly he was dizzy and didn't think about anything else.

"Lao Hei, is that obscene old man??" Liu Dingkui said, arching his hand at the statue on the god case behind Lao Hei.

"Yes, yes, yes! That bare-ass old man really seems to be old...."Liu Xue'er was covered by her mother before she could finish speaking. "What do the children say? Hurry up and eat. ”

The curious Liu Dingkui took the chopsticks and gently poked Lao Hei: "Isn't it?" Lao Hei, who was dizzy from drinking, called twice, and was about to nod when he heard a voice from outside the house: "Yo he! It's so fragrant! The old man was really in a hurry, and he was eating? What were you talking about just now? Let the old man listen to it too." ”

When everyone saw Dingxuzi striding into the house, they immediately stopped talking.

"Mom! it's this old man, naked...."Before he finished speaking, his mother covered his mouth.

Dingxuzi looked at everyone calmly: "What's the matter? What other secrets are there to hide from the old man?" said, leaned over and dragged the old black dog's ear and said in a very small voice: "Old Hei, the master will definitely have a good interest for you." Don't talk nonsense, dare to talk nonsense, be careful that I tell your troubles to the thirteen girls. ”

Phew! The old black smacked hard.

Seeing Lao Hei's expression, everyone gradually understood the truth. Gu is eyes are full of strange looks at the old man Dingxu.

The old man was suddenly displeased, frowned and skimmed Lao Hei, snatched the wine jar and drank two sips and said, "You black dog, why don't you remember Master's teachings, how can you survive the catastrophe when you drink all day long?"

Lao Hei pouted and squinted at it.

The old man felt ashamed, and he didn't pursue it, and said to Liu Dingkui and his wife: "Remember! Don't dare to give Lao Hei wine to drink in the future, according to his drinking method, let alone fate, I don't think it will be easy to survive the age of ten." ”

Liu Dingkui and his wife seemed to be dumb, and they couldn't help nodding their heads.

The old man wiped his mouth and looked at Liu Xue'er: "Little Xue'er!

Liu Xueer, who was still a three-year-old child when she first met Dingxuzi, had a faint impression but was not exact. He asked his mother, "Mom, Mom, is this bare-bottomed old man really my master?"

As soon as these words came out, the hall was suddenly filled with embarrassment.

"Haha! Little girls love to joke, Master, how can I have a bare ass?"

Liu Xue'er looked at her mother again with an inquiring gaze, and saw her mother nodding. The little girl suddenly became dissatisfied, and jumped off the table and chair. came over and hugged Dingxu's thin waist. said: "The old man has caught you, don't think about running away this time." Dad said that it was you who hurt Xue'er, and her face was dark. Don't think about leaving if you don't cure Xue'er today. ”

Liu Dingkui, who heard a sentence, was in a hurry, glared at Xue'er and said, "Nonsense, when did Dad say that your master hurt your face black." You were born, don't you give your master a kowtow to compensate you. ”

The old man hurriedly shook his hand to stop Liu Dingkui's words, squatted down with pity on his face and said to Liu Xue'er: "Xue'er, only the twists and turns on the road of cultivation can enjoy the avenue, master, I don't have no way, but, only what I work hard to get is the most beautiful! Don't worry, it will get better slowly, my apprentice is just not born beautiful." ”

Liu Xue'er's face was suddenly full of tears, and she couldn't stop shaking her master's arm and said: "Don't, Xue'er don't, you also saw it today, the strange man said that I was a Kunlun black slave, Xue'er is so sad!"

"Hmph! I dare to say that my apprentice is a false one, I would have given him a few more broken shoes if I knew it!"

Everyone immediately looked at the old man in unison. The old man thought to himself, "Cut!" And say that I am a stupid dog, and that you old man is the biggest fool in the world!

The old man was stunned: "No, no, yes, the next time I see that strange man, I will definitely beat him a few more times." After that, he asked with a solemn face: "The apprentice told the master what that strange man looks like, and he will not be spared next time I see him." ”

Everyone saw that the old man didn't want to admit it, and they were embarrassed to expose it. Liu Dingkui stood up and bowed to Dingxu: "Dingkui didn't know that the old immortal had arrived, and he saw that he didn't prepare anything in a hurry, so you will take a few sips of the remnant seat, and Dingkui will get a pig's head to honor your old man." ”

"Don't be busy, old man, I will stay for a long time this time, and I will live with my two precious apprentices for a few months. Toss the pig's head another day. As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and smoothed the black hair on the old black dog's head, and the parents persuaded the child to say seriously: "My eldest apprentice! Tell me that your black dog is eight years old this year, and he is about to enter old age, but he is still like a child, tossing and turning blindly every day, and reading hard is the right way. Anyway, you are also a senior brother, and you will set an example for your junior sister in the future, let her see the books that dogs can read, and how can her little girl shirk it. Besides, you are almost old at this age, and your body is important, and according to your drinking method, how can you let the master and me help you survive the catastrophe?"

The sudden warmth made Lao Hei feel full of warmth and gratitude, and he forgot the master's dirtiness in an instant, and the tears of emotion brushed it, and suddenly the black hair on the whole dog's face, even the swollen old dog's mouth was wet. 'I have been wandering around since I was born, and I have never felt the warmth of my relatives, and all I have experienced is starvation and coldness and the cold eyes of others. At that time, I was looking forward to having relatives, or having a master who was kind to me. But since I met the old man, my sister has also and my family has it, and this sister's family doesn't treat me as a dog, eating at one table and studying in one room. Although this master has a strange temper and a dirty temperament, no matter how he says it, he is really like a relative to my old black. I wasn't disgusted because I was a dog. The master is right, although Lao Hei and I were born to be cheap, I also have to be like a dog. Thinking of this, the dizzy dog's head fluttered, and the dog's paw stretched out and pulled down the wine jar on the table.

The old man saw Lao Hei pondering for a while, and his heart was secretly happy, it seems that the old man, my disciple, also has two brushes. But who knew that one didn't pay attention to the sound of the wine jar being knocked to the ground by Lao Hei. The angry old man stretched out his thin hand and slapped the dog's head. With an angry face, he cried out: "Oh yes, stupid dog, stupid dog, such a good wine makes your dog's paws disappear all at once." If you don't drink it, there will be a master! Master, I am an old man who is not afraid of death. It's a pity, it's a pity!"

Lao Hei stretched out his paws to cover the dog's face, although he was slapped, he did not extinguish the gratitude in his heart, but felt a warmth; although this master is eccentric, if it is not for the master's eccentricity, how can he accept me as an apprentice. Thinking of this, he jumped off the seat and bowed twice to the master.

Liu Xue'er had never seen a senior brother worship an old man so solemnly, so she only felt a burst of curiosity: "Wow, old man, this dog senior brother should not be your own brother, right? How can I be virtuous with you?"

The little couple held back their laughter, Xiaolian hurriedly reached out and covered Xue'er's mouth again, and pretended to be angry and said: "The little girl's family, say something that doesn't matter all day long, and I'm not ashamed." Go and make amends to your master. ”

The old man touched the girl's head: "Oh roar! Master is not to blame, Master is not annoyed, what can I do if Lao Hei is my own child, I don't feel ashamed of the old man, dare to ask who can give birth to such an excellent dog son as Lao Hei?"

Lao Hei was even more moved when he heard this, and stepped forward to hug the master's thigh and couldn't stop wiping his tears and screaming.

Liu Xue'er also felt warm in her eyes, this old man seems to be not bad, and he is also worthy of being my Xue'er master. Thinking of this, he learned from Lao Hei and ran to hug the master. Suddenly, as if he thought of something, he only felt a burst of indignation, and said: "Master, when Xue'er grows up, I will help you take revenge and beat that bat monster, and see if he dares to strip off the master's clothes and spank him again." ”

Everyone couldn't hold it back anymore, and their eyes couldn't hold back with tears in their laughing eyes. The old man who laughed shy blushed, and looked left and right with the thief's eyes.

"Hmph! You guys are so annoying, the master was beaten and you still smirked, and Xue'er ignored you. ”