The faces of the two old Taoists were full of scars, one blue and one purple. And by Ximen Erlang's swing of legs, the half of the face swept up was already swollen, with a big face on one side and a small face on the other, which made people look like two living ghosts, standing there trembling as if they had met Zhong Kui!

Zhang Cui stood in front of the mountain wall and couldn't help laughing. The more I watched it, the funnier it became, covering my mouth with my hands, and the flowers and branches trembled with joy, and I had forgotten what these two old Taoists scolded me just now.

Erlang raised his feet and walked down slowly, pointed at the two of them with his finger and said angrily: What did you just say? Say it again!

The two of them stood there trembling, their lips moving, not daring to make a sound.

The three people above saw that Ximen Erlang had gone down, and quickly got up and ran up the mountain. Looking back at Ximen Erlang, for fear that Ximen Erlang would catch up, it was really faster than the other, and I was afraid that I would be caught by Ximen Erlang and beaten again.

Ximen Erlang turned around, hey, want to run? Hehe, run to complain, right?

As soon as Ximen Erlang's hand was raised and lowered, those few people slammed into the stone wall with a bang! A large bag immediately rose on his forehead, and one of them was almost not planted.

Ximen Erlang, with a stroke of his hand, the stone wall disappeared. A few people spun around in place a few times to see that there was nothing, eh, what did you hit just now?

A few people saw that there was nothing, and hurriedly ran back, running and bumping into each other. The eyes of these three people are full of stars, but when they look around, there is still nothing.

A few people, you look at him, he looks at you, try to run up again, step on a flat road, see that there is not much, so run forward again.

This time, the road was flat and ran faster, and when I was about to go up the steps on the flat road, I hit the wall again. Because they ran fast, they hit the ground and couldn't get up.

Ximen Erlang saw the three people lying down. As soon as I turned around and pointed at these two old roads, did I see them? Don't try to run in front of me, you can't run at all! Go, go up, go to the flat road!

The two of them were twisting their legs and stomachs, and they came to stand on the flat road like puppets.

Ximen Erlang took Zhang Cui and went to that station, I said, are you two a little tired from standing?

When the two of them heard this, why were they so polite, "a little tired"? The heart said, why are you not tired, it hurts everywhere in your body, and it is best to lie down. Seeing that Ximen Erlang was holding hands, with a smile on his face, he said, "I'm tired!" It hurts everywhere, so I want to lie down and rest......

Erlang glared at him, he was tired from standing, so he knelt down! The two old men were so frightened that they hurriedly knelt down.

Ximen Erlang asked again: What did you two just say? Think about it!

These two people just said that the little goblin, the little vixen, know that this time it's troublesome again! Well, I, we said the little goblin and the little vixen.

Ximen Erlang looked at Zhang Cui and asked with a smile: Do you think it sounds good for them to call you that?

Zhang Cui said angrily: Do you like to hear you call a goblin a fox spirit?

Ximen Erlang turned around and said politely to these two people: This is not good, don't call it that way in the future, remember?

Ximen Erlang suddenly amplified his voice and shouted: Remember?

The two old men were so frightened that they almost stopped crying! Remember, remember!

In order to make your memory better, I think how about picking up a few teeth, an ear, and an eye?

When these two boys heard this, they were frightened and wept and kowtowed and begged for mercy.

Zhang Cui covered her nose, eh, it stinks!

Ximen Erlang pushed Zhang Cui behind him, so let's see that you are quite pitiful, so I will spare you. But I can't see the good of others, you can't stumble in vain, I have to help you. Look at your face, one side is big and the other is small, how ugly it is? How can you go back and see your senior brothers and brothers? Come, you two kneel and face each other, replace it, beat the little face over there and get up again, and then go back, do you hear?

When these two old people heard it, it was better than picking their teeth and digging out their eyes and pulling their ears, and they cried and said to Ximen Erlang: I heard, I heard......

The two old men turned around, knelt opposite each other, and looked at each other's scarred faces, which was really ridiculous and miserable.

Brother, let's do it, it's very hard, it hurts at once, it hurts ten times, and if we swell our faces, we will survive this catastrophe!

Ximen Erlang listened to it and praised with a smile: Yes! That's right, you can go back with a big face on both sides! If you don't have a long memory in the future! Speaking of this, Ximen Erlang said coldly and word by word: I will let you powder, body, broken bones!

The two old Taoists trembled, and hurriedly responded: Remember, remember, we remember! After speaking, the two of them rounded their palms and slapped each other's faces.

Ximen Erlang pulled Zhang Cui, and the two of them rejoiced and swaggered back!

In front of the Chaoyang Palace on the mountain, there are several old Taoists playing chess and chatting in the shade of the trees in front of the gate. An old Taoist said: I heard that Ximen Luoxue and the female head of the sect have ascended to immortality at the same time! Do you say that this Ximen Erlang has anything to do with them? They all say that they are the illegitimate children of Ximen Luoxue and the female head, is this true or false?

Eh, why don't you have a long memory, and dare to talk nonsense, have you forgotten the death of those two senior brothers?

Haha, it's okay! Ximen Erlang's backers are gone, just hear what he can do to us?

Well, hehe, that's right! This Ximen Erlang is young, and he has no means, so he is not worried.

Don't just talk and don't play chess! Whoever loses in this game of chess will go down, I'll challenge you! Don't always talk about Ximen Erlang, he loves to be like whom, like whombal, and like a mongrel, does it have anything to do with us? Watching the lively and anxious game of chess, he urged beside him.

The men suddenly felt as if someone was standing next to them, and they looked up at the same time. It didn't matter if they looked up, they saw Ximen Erlang holding a beautiful fairy-like girl standing there looking at them! Several people couldn't help but jump in their hearts, their faces were shocked, and then they laughed dryly and said: Oh! Erlang also likes to play chess, right? You can play a game!

Erlang said coldly: I don't like to play chess! I like to go down the mountain, up and down the cliff! After speaking, he smiled coldly and led the beauty away.

These old Taoists are all relatively old! I accidentally talked about the falling snow of Ximen and the ascension of the female head to immortals, so I said a few more words. I didn't want Ximen Erlang to hear it clearly, so I provoked Ximen Erlang to grit his teeth and leave, and I didn't feel a little regretful.

The three of them all remembered that many years ago, there were many people who fell off the cliff and died, and the death was unbearable, and they couldn't help but shudder in their hearts.

In particular, what Ximen Erlang said just now, "I like to go down the mountain, I like to go up and down the cliff!" This sentence itself sounded cautiously panicked! Not to mention that the tone was cold to the bone? Several people felt a cold air hitting the top beam, and their hearts suddenly became worried, and they were no longer in the mood to play chess, so they packed up and got up and went back.

It didn't take long for a painful moan to be heard at the gate. When I went out, I saw that it was amazing! There were two old Taoists with heads like pigs' heads, their faces were swollen, purple and blue, and their eyes were sealed, and they didn't know who was who! The other three old Taoists had blue noses and swollen faces, and there were several big bags on their foreheads, like birthday boys, and they walked with a limp.

Someone walked up to me and asked, "How are you guys?" Why are you all hurt like this?

The head of the house, Wei Qi, heard the moans and cries outside. When he came to take a closer look, he was startled by the boss and asked in a panic: Who are you beaten like this?

As soon as these five people saw the master, they didn't cry anymore, they didn't hum, they all looked like children, they wanted to cry but didn't dare to cry, and said aggrievedly: Boss, no one beats, no one beats, we were accidentally down the mountain, fell on the stone steps, rolled down and knocked!

Wei Qifa, the head of the house, didn't believe it at all, and said in his heart that one fell and two fell, could it be that these people all fell? How could it be so coincidental? So he asked again: You tell the truth! What the hell is going on? No one has ever fallen for so many years, why are you falling together today?

Don't ask, a few of us are unlucky to get home today! A few people stood back and forth and lined up down the mountain, and the person behind fell and knocked down the person in front, just like this, they all fell down and rolled down, and then it was like this!

Wei Qifa said that he didn't believe this statement. But several people said in unison, they all said that if they fell like this, they had to believe it if they didn't believe it!

When everyone heard this, they laughed, and some people ridiculed: You said that you can fall like this when you walk, how do you cultivate? When you want to ascend to immortality in the future, you must not fall into a pulp!

You, you, get out of here! If you do, you'll be worse than we are! Your ears, eyes, and teeth will have to be removed!

When the head heard this, he asked, "Who did you meet?" Who was so bold?

An old man hurriedly said: Ah, ah, ah, no, I didn't meet anyone, ah, I said that if someone else encounters such a thing as falling on their heels, maybe they may lose their eyeballs and teeth!

The boss knew that this was not as simple as falling! These people must have some concerns, and they didn't dare to tell the truth in front of so many people. Let's ask slowly later, and the truth will definitely be revealed.

The boss returned to the house with questions. I can't help but think of the past, the sisters and brothers caught up with the old dog and used spells to select the next head, and by mistake, they became the head of Chaoyang Palace. At that time, the incense of Chaoyang Palace was vigorous, the dog-headed old mana was boundless, and Chaoyang Palace was very famous, so I came to Chaoyang Palace as the head, and the family was quite happy.

At the beginning, there were still a few years of stable life, but later since my sister Wei Qili practiced the Dao of Ascending Immortals, strange things began to happen, the four protectors of the Dharma were successively demons, jumped off the cliff and died, and then some of the people who served fell to death, saying that these people were lustful and were given death by the gods on the Kotou Mountain.

Later, Simon Luoxue became his sister's attendant, and gradually disappeared, and no longer died!