Chapter 1 Trinity Print Shop
It is said that opening a print shop at the entrance of the school is a pig that can earn as long as you know how to use a computer.
However, despite the opposition of his parents, Zhang Sanyi, who worked hard to raise more than 100,000 yuan, and opened a printing shop at the gate of a middle school called Chunfeng Middle School, seems to be inferior to a pig.
It has been a week since the store was opened, and Zhang Sanyi knew that the county's famous Chunfeng Middle School had become a fully closed militarized management, which made Zhang Sanyi want to cry without tears. In a week, a few customers came, and the turnover was as high as a dozen yuan.
However, in order not to lose face in front of his parents, Zhang Sanyi still decided that even if he ate bran vegetables, he would survive for a month, and then find someone to take the store out.
Zhang Sanyi, who had just finished eating a bowl of hot Laotan sauerkraut noodles, burped with satisfaction. Then, he picked up his phone, lay down on the soft recliner, and started a game of Glory of Kings.
"Jiao, this is a mental retard, Lao Tzu has pre-selected Yao, and he has banned me from ......" Although he scolded in his mouth, he still chose a bull demon in his hand to continue the game.
"Hehe, Trinity Print Shop, that's a good name"
It was an old Taoist priest who spoke, with gray hair, but there was no fairy wind at all, a dirty Taoist robe, a cloak exuded, and there seemed to be a smell on his body. At this moment, there were almost no pedestrians on the street, otherwise they would have to cover their noses and walk away quickly with disgust on their faces.
"Nima, come on, Lao Tzu has started a group, cowardly a chicken......" Zhang Sanyi didn't notice that someone came in at all.
The old Taoist priest looked around the printing shop, nodded, and stroked his still neat beard. Then, as soon as his eyes lit up, he stared at Zhang Sanyi, who was facing away from him and scolding and playing games in his mouth, and fell into deep thought.
"Eh, why does it smell" Zhang Sanyi sniffed. Got into the tense game again.
"Failed"
"The second Olympics, Lao Tzu qualify for the tournament, there was originally a wave, this group of mentally retarded ......"
The game was lost in the end, Zhang Sanyi was so angry.
"Little boss?"
Zhang Sanyi, who originally wanted to start a game, hurriedly turned around, and then saw an old Taoist priest who was dressed in tatters, but his eyes were leaking.
I thought, "This old Taoist priest is dressed in such tatters, surely he can't print something...... Could it be a liar?"
But out of professionalism, Zhang Sanyi still asked.
"Dao Chief, are you going to print something?"
The old Taoist priest shook his head and stared at Zhang Sanyi's face.
Seeing the old Taoist priest shaking his head, Zhang Sanyi felt that he had guessed right, this old Taoist priest was definitely a liar, and suddenly became cautious.
"Then, what does the Taoist chief do?"
The old Taoist priest still didn't speak, still staring at Zhang Sanyi up and down, and gradually showed some smiles on his face.
Zhang Sanyi looked at the smile on the old Taoist priest's face, a little obscene, and suddenly, a thousand thoughts appeared in his mind.
"This old Taoist priest can't be a pervert, right?"
"This old Taoist priest can't be a fool, right?"
"This old Taoist priest ......"
......
Zhang Sanyi just wanted to quickly drive away the strange old Taoist priest in front of him, and then start a good game to suppress the shock.
"By the way, I don't have any money, you're in the wrong place," said Zhang Sanyi and waved his hand in disgust.
"Hehe, the little boss may have misunderstood"
"Poor roads, no fate"
"Little donor, poor Dao looks at your bones and appearance, you are a good material for cultivating immortals, if you worship me as a teacher......"
Before the old monk finished speaking, Zhang Sanyi couldn't help it, how could there be a Taoist priest who called the donor.
"Phew, neurotic, what age do you still fool people with this set"
"Old man, see that you are an old man, I don't do it, you go out by yourself"
Seeing that the old Taoist priest was still standing there, indifferent, Zhang Sanyi was also a little anxious.
"Old liar, if you don't leave, I'll call the police"
As he spoke, he picked up his mobile phone and dialed 110.
"Hey, hello, this is ......"
Before the comrade policeman on the other end of the phone could finish speaking, Zhang Sanyi preemptively spoke.
"Comrade policeman, I'm going to call the police, I have an old liar here, it seems to be a psychopath...... Come on......" Zhang Sanyi talked like a chatterbox.
"Comrade, don't be nervous, tell us the address, and we will send someone over immediately" Although the police comrade on the other end of the phone spoke in a very gentle tone, he was still a little helpless.
"Oh, I'm here, opposite Chunfeng Middle School, Sany Printing Shop, come on"
Then, in a state of apprehension, Zhang Sanyi and the old Taoist priest confronted each other for about ten minutes, and the police comrades finally came.
Although the old Taoist priest still didn't even move the place, just staring at him and smiling, Zhang Sanyi was still worried.
Seeing the police coming, the old Taoist priest finally shook his head.
"Hey, why are you again, Danchenzi?"
The two policemen were also stunned when they saw the old Taoist, this is the third time they have received a call from the police this week, every time it is the old Taoist priest in front of him, he can't ask anything, he only knows one name, Dan Chenzi, and he doesn't know whether it's true or not?
"Hey, I said old Taoist, why did you get out of the mental hospital twice and three times?"
"After going back this time, can you be more stable?"
The old Taoist priest ignored the two helpless policemen, snorted softly, and then walked to the police car with a familiar car, opened the car door, and sat in the back like an uncle.
"Comrade, there's nothing else to do, right?"
"No, no"
"Then we'll go back to the police station first."
"Remember, the next time you encounter something like this, call 120 directly"
"Uh, good, good"
"Comrade policeman, go ......"
To be honest, Zhang Sanyi's brain was buzzing by the old Taoist's operation, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.
Seeing the police comrades get into the police car and the car starts, Zhang Sanyi suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
Suddenly, the rear window of the police car was lowered and the head of the old Taoist priest was poked out, and the old Taoist priest stared at Zhang Sanyi with a bewildered face, and his lips moved. Then, the old Taoist priest smiled, retracted his head again, the window glass slowly rose up, and the police car slowly walked away.
Zhang Sanyi felt that the old Taoist priest was scolding him, and suddenly seemed to feel that he was doing too crazy, and the old Taoist priest was also pitiful, shouldn't he call the police, wouldn't it be good to give him some money to let him leave?
Thinking about it, I can't help but feel a little depressed.
It was not early, Zhang Sanyi closed the door of the store, pulled down the roller shutter door, and the store suddenly fell into darkness.
That's it, without turning on the lights, Zhang Sanyi went to the cubicle in the dark and lay on the simple marching bed, this afternoon's file is, which makes Zhang Sanyi a little confused.
I felt a little tired, I wanted to sleep, but I couldn't sleep at all, and the old Taoist priest leaned out of the car window kept coming to mind, especially the words that the old Taoist priest said that he didn't hear.
What did the old Taoist priest want to say? Is he blaming me......