Episode 052: Be a Person
What's happier than petting a dog?
It is to incarnate himself as a small milk dog, squeezed in the middle of a dozen milk dogs, watching them yawn and sleep up close, walking staggering with them, pounced with cute creatures of similar size, and even competed with them for the right to eat milk first.
It's just wonderful!
After only two days of such a day, Hou Jingjing fell in love with it, so much so that she didn't want to be a human being.
Yang Jian was a little helpless to take her out of a group of milk dogs, urging her to quickly cultivate and transform into a shape: "You still have to transform into Sun Wukong to protect Elder Tang Xitian to learn scriptures, so that you can exchange my Alai back." β
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Hou Jingjing pretended not to understand, and kicked her little short legs to go back to the kennel.
She saw that Yang Jian was really a dog lover, and before Xiaotian gave birth, he asked Alai to replace him, and personally prepared for the matter gently and thoughtfully, and even Xiaotian's confinement was served by him and Xiaotian Dog personally.
I don't know if it's because the genes of the roaring dog are too strong, or because the roaring sky itself has always thought that he is a dog, and the nine children he gave birth to are all in the shape of dogs.
The youngest female dog is a cushion nest, compared with her brothers and sisters, she has a weak physique and a small appetite and is dying, so Hou Jingjing chose her as her spirit body, and the left and right Neidan and soul are refined into it, and her body is strong at once.
She was so salty, she even gave up cultivation after being a dog, and she couldn't say a word in her mouth, and the Bodhi Patriarch was still practicing, so Yang Jian had to take her to replace Alai.
Hou Jingjing was hugged by Yang Jian and understood what was going on, and she wanted to say two words to plead, but if she said something like human words, she couldn't pretend to be stupid anymore, so she could only resign herself to stuffing the dog's head into Yang Jian's armpit.
Tang monk and apprentice saw Yang Jian walking down the cloud when he was holding a little milk dog in his arms, all of them felt cute and cute, and they all stopped and took turns to hold it in their arms and tease, Yang Jian took the opportunity to change roles with Alai, and turned into the appearance of Sun Wukong to urge Alai to go back: "This dog Shenjun will send me, right? Those few at home can't do without your care, and I won't leave you when I go back." β
blatantly urged Alai to go back to take care of Xiaotian's mother and son (mother and daughter).
Seeing that his master had become like this, Alai had no choice but to agree.
Yang Jian also took back the little milk dog from Tang Seng's arms: "Raise one more dog, the master won't blame the apprentice, right?"
Tang Seng and the current "Wukong" get along very well, where would he care about him raising an extra puppy? Not to mention that the road to learning scriptures is lonely, and having a puppy is also more fun, so he naturally nodded and agreed.
Only Bajie looked at the puppy and worried: "Erlang Shenjun is too, bring such a small one, where is the milk for it?"
Yang Jian stretched out his hand and stroked the little milk dog from head to foot: "This is the child of the Roaring Heavenly Divine Dog, born with spiritual power, where do you still need to breastfeed? If you encounter a goblin for a while, it is okay to throw it out to catch demons." β
Bajie and Wujing were stunned by him, but Tang Seng was kind-hearted, and hurriedly stopped Yang Jian and said: "You three senior brothers, all of them are capable, how can you use a milk dog to kill the enemy? Don't say such scary words, my head is buzzing." β
Hou Jingjing knew what Yang Jian said to herself, and deliberately soaked urine in his arms.
Yang Jian found that his chest was hot, and he hurriedly pinched the skin on the back of the milk dog's neck with his other hand and took it away, and saw that his chest was wet, and Bajie smiled from ear to ear, patting his thigh and gloating: "Brother, have you ever peed in your arms as a stone monkey of the monkey king?" If not, this milk baby born by the Howling Sky Dog is a dream come true! Hahahahahaha!"
Wujing and Tang Seng couldn't help laughing, Tang Seng was afraid that "Wukong" would be annoyed, and hurriedly took the milk dog over and protected it in his arms: "It's still small, it must not be intentional!
Not on purpose?
Yang Jian was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh, although he cast the Qingyi spell, he also felt buried, and just heard the sound of water in front of him, so he urged their master and apprentice to leave quickly: "I heard that there is good water in front, we haven't taken a good bath for a few days, the weather is so good today, it's just bubbles." β
"Okay, Master, my old pig is heavy, and it's too hot to be hot!"
Bajie was happy when he heard it, and led the horse to run to the sound of water, and Yang Jian and Wujing immediately followed.
Unexpectedly, when he turned the bushes to the edge of the pool, he saw seven fairies soaked in the water, all of whom were born with jade bones and ice muscles, and Bajie mixed garlic under his feet as soon as he saw it: "What a pool of good water! Female Bodhisattva, the weather is hot, let a few monks passing by also wash it!"
"Bajie! Go back!"
Tang Seng had already twisted his head to the side, and loudly ordered Bajie to turn around, but today it was Bajie's turn to lead the horse, pulling Tang Seng to walk forward recklessly, remembering that Tang Seng shouted Wukong, Yang Jian hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Bajie's neck with one hand, and pulled the reins back with the other hand.
When the seven fairies saw it, they rushed to the shore with a scream, and fled with their clothes in their arms, only one of whom could not find the clothes and cried and shouted, "Sisters, wait for me!"
Hou Jingjing felt familiar, and jumped to the ground after slipping out of Tang Seng's arms, and sneaked into the bushes with his little short legs to peek; Yang Jian knew that there was a female fairy in the water who hadn't left, so it was not good to come and catch it, so he could only turn the aura into a whip, and he caught her back with Hou Jingjing: "You ...... You are a little female dog, and you also want to watch other fairies take a bath?!"
Hou Jingjing was in a hurry to eat melons, so she had to speak against her conscience: "That fairy's clothes have been stolen, I have to see who it is! Maybe it's a bachelor named Cowherd!"
As he spoke, he struggled with his short legs to slip out of the ground.
Yang Jian was so angry that his face turned red, and Bajie also made trouble, and he also had to go over to help the fairy find clothes, so anxious that Yang Jian raised his foot and kicked Bajie to the ground, and carried Hou Jingjing out of the distance: "Didn't you say that there are still more than ten years of life? It's easy to have a spirit body, why don't you quickly transform and cultivate? and are you in the mood to see what kind of cowherd?!"
Yang Jian has always been a cold-faced god with a breezy breeze, but after becoming Sun Wukong, he smiled a lot, so it was really rare to see him angry.
Hou Jingjing rolled her black grape-like puppy eyes to peek at his angry appearance, twisting her chubby little body to resist: "It hurts, it hurts!
Yang Jian looked at her like this, it was really funny, and her stomach was full of anger and lost half of it first, afraid that she would not know her mistake and hurriedly tied the other half, gritted her teeth and put Hou Jingjing back in her arms and hugged her: "Why does it hurt? It's not the first time I've had a dog, and I've never heard a dog say that it still hurts to pull the skin on the back of its neck." β
"Shenjun doesn't believe it, when I grow up, Shenjun will become a milk dog, let me try it, and I will know if it hurts or not!"
Hou Jingjing is naturally not in pain, but she can't move when she is held like that, which is really uncomfortable.
"I've been locked up by Qianqian for so long, and I've just become a little milk dog for two or three days," Hou Jingjing stepped on Yang Jian's arm and climbed on his shoulder, "Shenjun will let me play for a few more days......"
Yang Jian couldn't be annoyed when he saw the appearance of this little milk dog, but he really wanted her to quickly transform and cultivate, and he wanted to use a killer move: "Do you really want to be a puppy for a few more days?