Chapter 1 dried this bowl of Meng Po soup

"You're Topol?"

"Yes. ”

"Come with me, your longevity has arrived. ”

"Who are you?"

"Are you blind, can't you see that I'm a bullhead?"

“......”

"Let's go, it's getting late. ”

"Can I finish writing this and my readers will urge me to change it. ”

“......”

"It's just 3,000 words, and after writing these 3,000 words, I'll go with you right away. ”

"Good. ”

underworld

The Northeast Office of the Judge is located in Yunnan Office.

The judge pinched the roster, drooped his head, and said:

"What's that, the last time I sent Niu Tou to hook people, it's been a month, right? Why haven't you come back yet?"

"My lord, maybe it's a long way, and it's delayed on the way, right?"

"That's not right, the new car that our department just replaced, a big run, the one who ran up the bar, and it was time to come back to hook people in the United States. ”

"I heard that Daben leaked oil a while ago, are they also on the road. ”

The judge shook his head: "Alas, this imported thing is not reliable...... What, don't be stunned, inform Ma Face, let him take a look, see what's going on with the bull head, and quickly hook the person back. ”

"Yes!" the little ghost replied, turning and walking out of the hall.

Half a month later,

A certain house.

Bai Yang sat in front of the computer, staring at a group called "Meng Master Selling Moe" on the screen with bright eyes, and tapped the keyboard with his fingers quickly.

"The medicinal beauty is here, I miss you so much!"

"Nuan Nuan is here, I miss you so much!"

"Sugar candy is here, I miss you so much!"

......

The bull's head was curled up in the corner of the wall, skinny, and there was only a faint layer of ghost energy left on his body. Looking at the full garbage basket at the foot of the poplar, he looked helpless.

"Let's go......"

"Topol, it's time to go......"

"Let's go, okay......"

Poplar turned around and threw a lollipop: "Play by yourself for a while! Don't you say that you will leave after finishing this chapter?" It's two thousand words away, wait, it's going to be soon." ”

"Don't write it, your last reader to chase the update, he died before you last month, old dead. ”

"That's the end of his unfortunate sight to see my god finish!"

"You've got three readers to death, so let's not write it, okay?"

"Not really!"

"Good, I'll find you a good-looking female ghost with long hair and fluttering in the underworld, with red sleeves and fragrance, and accompany you to write a book, okay?"

"Not ...... Huh, really?"

Bull Head: "Really, I swear by chrysanthemums......" After speaking, he took a hard bite of the lollipop.

"Okay, I promise you. ”

The bull head wept with joy and burst into tears, which were tears of happiness.

"When I finish coding the remaining 2,000 words, I will report back to the underworld with you immediately, wait for me, soon, believe me. ”

Half a month later,

The horse stood in front of a certain house,

Well, it's the taste, that's right,

But why is the breath of the bull's head so messy?

Entering through the door, the first thing I saw was a full trash can, and then Poplar sitting in front of the computer and giggling.

"Xiao Momo is here, I miss you so much!"

"Yuzu Beauty, are you home alone?"

"Little Sister Peach, do you want me?"

"Huh, who are you?" suddenly noticed that there was a "person" behind him, and Poplar turned around and asked vigilantly.

Ma Mian: "Are you blind? Can't you see that I'm Ma Mian?"

Topol: "......"

Ma Mian: "Hmm, no, why do you have the smell of a bull's head?"

"Ah...... I'm the head of a bull. Poplar reached out and took out a lollipop from the front: "Eat, you're welcome, when I finish the last thousand words, let's go back together." ”

......

Two months later,

underworld

The Northeast Office of the Judge is located in Yunnan Office.

"Smack~"

The judge slapped it hard.

"Where did the lonely soul and wild ghost come from, dare to trespass on the Yin Division!"

Little ghost: "My lord, standing under the hall are the head of the cow, the face of the horse, and the people who have been hooked back." ”

"Where are the bull heads and horse noodles?"

The little ghost trembled and pointed to the two clouds of smoke next to him that were so faint that they could be ignored: "My lord, for some reason, the two leaders of the bull head and horse face have become like this after they came back, but fortunately, the small way through Huangquan Road brought them back with this person, otherwise they might have been scattered." ”

The judge stepped down from the desk and carefully looked at the two clouds of smoke that seemed to be the difference between cattle and horses.

"Adult, you have to call the shots for the little ones......"

"Your Excellency, you can save us......"

The judge waved his robe sleeves: "Don't make any noise! What's the matter, talk slowly! And you, why don't you come all the time? Look at the tired two of my subordinates, why do you work so this job!"

......

"What are you talking about, what are you doing!"

Poplar's eyes stared directly at the imp next to the judge, and his saliva dripped to the ground. Seeing the little ghost, he shuddered.

......

Seeing that the judge was angry, the little ghost hurriedly committed himself to the judge's side, holding the horn with both hands and whispering.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, hiss......"

The judge nodded his head, finished listening, and walked quickly to the desk and sat down.

There was a "snap" startle, and the judge pointed to the court: "Are you an aspen?"

"Back to the old man, it's the poplar down there. ”

"I heard that you are only eight years old, you are rich in five cars, and you have Lingyunzhi for a long time, how can I take it in my prefecture, why don't you be able to take it in like this, this official will send you back to Yang, and you still go to write a book and say that it is okay?"

"Don't mind!" As soon as Bai Yang heard that the judge was going to send him back to Yang, he could intercept the conversation: "My lord, when I came, your people said that it was okay, and every day I will change a beautiful woman with outstanding appearance to add fragrance to my red sleeves, otherwise I won't come." It's you who want me to come, it's you who want me to go, I won't do it!"

The judge looked at the bull's head and horse face, and the two of them lowered their heads and just played with their clothes, as if they hadn't heard Poplar's words.

"Hmm...... Ahem, this, Poplar, the subordinate people have mistakes, it is inevitable, not all for the sake of building a harmonious underground family, the idea is good, the attitude is also positive, but the way and method are slightly improper, we must understand, support, and tolerate. ”

"I want beauty, I want red sleeves, I want fragrance. ”

"In this way, how about the official change the conditions?"

"On what terms?"

"Don't you like Xianxia, I'll send you to your favorite cultivation world, you can practice to your heart's content, maybe you can even cultivate to the Supreme of All Directions, and it's not impossible to live with heaven and earth. ”

"Cut, pull it down, it's all simple in that book, you are stupid to me, is the Supreme so good? Don't say anything else, a dozen meditations, thousands of years, what can I do in these thousands of years?

"That'...... If you can't cultivate the Supreme, it's good to be a Mahayana, the Han ...... who went out from me a few years ago Han Er was stunned, yes, it was Han Er who was stunned, I heard in the first few years that people are now in the two clans of the shemales, a cloud-piercing arrow, and thousands of faces come to see each other!

"Boss, don't fool me, I inquired in the yang world, and in order to make the second stunned man succeed, I sent him to be a monk, and I spent all day in the flowers, which one let me get wet?

"Uh...... Actually, it is also a good choice to be able to cultivate to the Yuan Infant, I will give you the complete exercises from Qi cultivation to the Yuan Infant, the Yuan Infant is also the overlord of the founding sect in the human world, this condition is not bad, consider it?"

"Even if I have exercises, I have to be able to cultivate to that point, do you think this is memorizing the three-character scripture, just listen and read more? I also have to be assisted by all kinds of pills, magic weapons, and spirit beasts, what do I have? Where can I get the spirit stone? Steal it? If you don't go, you can't go!"

"Jindan...... As long as you want, I will send you there immediately, and the official guarantees that the highest level of the place where you go is a cultivator in the foundation building period, as long as you work hard to reach the foundation building period, then you will walk sideways!"

"Ahem, my lord, you don't think it's as easy as drinking water, do you? Don't talk about others, Han Er was stunned, do you know how many Tsukidans he ate? Do you know how his raw materials for Tsukidan came from? Oh my God, before I finish collecting the raw materials, I will die in the copy again, I am not wronged!"

"You ......"

"Oh, my lord, it's not that I'm picky, it's really the strength he doesn't allow, I'm just a mortal, whether there is a spiritual root or not, in case you don't even have a spiritual root, that's not ...... What's wrong with your face, sir, and what's wrong with your nose?

"Poplar ......"

"Yes, sir. ”

"I have a way that allows you to go straight to the Yuan Infant Stage without practicing diligently, and there is no danger during this period, are you willing?"

Bai Yang almost responded immediately when he heard this, but when he saw the judge's black and purple face, he felt that this matter was a little too easy, so he changed his smile and said, "My lord, don't be embarrassed, in fact...... I'm not too picky, find a similar interface, and give me a gold finger or something, and I'll be content. ”

"Hmm...... Count you as a kid, if you shirk again, I will throw your soul into the Dharma body of Kunwu Mountain Guiling, and let you ascend to the sky in one step. ”

Bai Yang greeted him with a smiling face: "Don't don't, the boss is busy with official business, how dare I keep bothering, just go to the world of cultivating immortals, start from the beginning, start from the bottom." ”

"Come on, pick an immortal cultivation interface and send him over. ”

The little devil took the poplar to the edge of the reincarnation pool, only to see that the huge wheel was more than ten feet high, and the surface kept flashing white light.

"Comrade Topol. ”

"Ah, you said!" "Poplar is not stupid, the county official might as well be in charge now, at this time, he is using this little ghost, but he can't let him do bad things, this will directly affect his future in the immortal cultivation world, Poplar doesn't dare to be careless, so he tries to deal with it as much as possible in words.

"Ahem, don't be so polite, just call me San'er. The little ghost coughed lightly twice, suppressing the small excitement in his heart, but his appearance was more stable.

"That's right, Lord Judge has already given an explanation, I will naturally do my best to cooperate with you and provide you with the most effective help to enter the Immortal Cultivation Realm, of course, you must also strive for self-improvement when you get there, and don't live up to the Judge Lord and my ardent hopes for you. ”

"Of course, of course, I will definitely bring a good style to the world of cultivating immortals, keeping in mind prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness. Strive for self-improvement and never fail to live up to the earnest teachings of the two adults. ”

"Or you Sven people have a level, cultural people are cultural people, the export is a chapter, and it is comfortable to listen to. ”

"I'm going to the Immortal Cultivation Realm soon, to be honest, although I only get along for half a day, at this moment, I really can't bear you, especially over there...... If my qualifications are not as good as others, and I can't cultivate at home, and I will lose someone to you again, where will I have the face to see you again in the future?"

"Don't worry, I'll pick the best body with a spiritual root to send it to you. ”

"In case my practice is not as good as others and I can't cultivate at home, I'll give you ...... again."

"Don't worry about it, I'll pick the best exercises for you later!"

"In case I can't afford to buy a magic weapon because I'm poor......"

"At the beginning of the two silver buildings, the whole district will go sideways!"

"You see you take care of me so much, even if I don't have a gold finger, I will try to ......"

"If you like the little green bottle, I'll arrange Han Er's stunned right away and grab the bottle for you!"

"I, I...... What am I missing?"

“......”

"No, no, no, I'm content with this, am I the kind of person who is insatiable? Can I let you go through the back door for me against your principles? You are good to me, that's because you are the best person in the whole world! I can't kick my nose in the face, can I?"

"Yang Yang, don't say anything...... Fate!" The little ghost wiped his nose and tears, and said with great pride: "Go, brother will send you to study in the fairy world!"

"Okay third brother!"

......

The devil San'er held the verifier and kept inputting various indices,

Talents: 0.95

Bloodline: 0.95

Lucky: 0.95

Growth: 0.95

Attributes: Gold, wood, water, fire, earth

......

After losing, looking at the golden light emitted from the instrument, the devil San'er breathed a sigh of relief.

"Brother, it's done!"

After speaking, he chose another immortal cultivation realm on the wheel in front of him, and after a few flicks of his fingers, a pillar of golden light shot out from the wheel, enveloping Bai Yang's soul.

"Brother, good life cultivation!"

"Third brother, goodbye!"

After a few breaths, the pillar of light flickered and disappeared along with the poplars.

"Wonderful, the underworld has served for thousands of years, and my three sons finally did something meaningful, giving people roses and leaving fragrance in their hands. Wonderful!"

"Drip-drip-drip-"

"Warning, if the input value exceeds the standard, the wheel system will automatically re-analyze and integrate this immortal cultivation realm. ”

"it!"

......

After a period of vertigo, he lost consciousness, and when he woke up again, he felt that he had no strength in his body, and could only barely open his eyes.

'Ding—the system has restarted!'

'Ding—the host has been reborn!'

Huh, the system, it seems that the guy in the underworld is not bad, and he directly set the gold finger to me as a system. Bai Yang grinned contentedly, but he had read countless system texts, and he still understood these routines.

'Ding-goldfinger on!'

"Hmmm, and, am I going to be a?"

'Ding-full qualification has been opened!'

"And?"

'Ding-Full Luck has begun!'

"San'er, I love you to death!"

'Ding-full ......'

"I'm so happy!"

'Ding-'

......

'Ding-'

......

'Ding-the data value is too high, the system is about to crash!'

“！！！”

'Ding--The Downtime Tribulation is about to begin, please hurry up and escape!'

"it!"

'Ding-please move the host to the ...... right away Forget it, it's too late, host, play by yourself!'

......

A dark cloud suddenly appeared in the sky, then gradually expanded......

"Wow~"

Lightning flashed around the dark clouds,

Poplar's weeping heart is gone,

Why are you so bullying......

What about the system......

Click-

Thunder down.

......

Wake up slowly,

Who am I

Where am I

What will I do?

Confused three times.

'Congratulations, the system has been rebooted. ’

Huh?

'Host, Li Feiyu, has opened the cultivation mode.

Talents: 0.95

Bloodline: 0.95

Lucky: 0.95

Growth: 0.95

Attributes: Gold, wood, water, fire, earth'

Full qualification!

Hey!

Aspen snot bubbles are coming out.

'System prompt:

The host is Li Feiyu, and he is still far from being fully qualified-

Talent: 99.05 percent

Bloodline: 99.05 percent

Lucky: 99.05 percent

Growth: 99.05 percent

Attribute: Waste Soul Root'

......

Nani!!!

What!!!

What about the full qualifications!!

What about the five elements spiritual root!!

'Ding - the system prompts that because the operator San'er does not understand the data, the qualification of the host is the lowest in the world. ’

'System Science:

The five elements are full of spiritual roots for waste spiritual roots,

The four spiritual roots are pseudo-spiritual roots,

Sanlinggen is a medium qualification,

The second spirit root is a superior qualification,

The single spirit root is the heavenly spirit root.

When the system science is over, the taunt mode is turned on. ’

...... Poplar's tears came down again.

'Ding - system prompt:

Host Li Feiyu, you waste. ’

Three Devils......

Your sister......

I greet your whole family......

Say yes and be good to me......

Okay, open the back door for me......

Hi Hi...... Yo......

Alpaca......

Where's my knife?!

'Ding-The system prompts that the host Li Feiyu has uncivilized words, a warning, violating prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness. values. In case of recidivism, the system will start taunting plus the Tribulation Dual. ’

"Your Excellency, take me away......"

"Others casually cross all kinds of hanging, what about me? I'm going to start hanging......"

'Ding-The system prompts that the host Li Feiyu has negative thoughts and is preparing for the catastrophe. ’

......

"I was wrong...... Really wrong......"

'Ding-Detected that the host Li Feiyu has a good attitude of admitting his mistake, and the punishment is waived this time. ’

Call...... It's dangerous......

'Only a warning to the host, Flying Rain. ’

Forehead...... Warn?

Warning, warning,

It's better than a catastrophe......

Anyway, it doesn't shed the skin, and it doesn't lose the meat......

'Warning Mode:

Little Tribulation,

Nine Heavenly Thunder Preparations. ’

......

“...... Let me go back to the underworld, please, you can kill me......"

'Ding-Request for rejection, the prefecture has blacklisted you. ’

It's harder to live than to die,

When the first thunderbolt fell, Poplar had an epiphany......

Click-