Volume 1 Mountain Rain is Coming Chapter 133 Road Killer
Tan Hao gritted his teeth and said, "Forget it, I'll drive." ”
Qiu Mo said in surprise: "You, don't you know how to drive?"
Tan Hao snorted: "I haven't eaten a pig (ròu), haven't you seen a pig run?"
Tan Hao recalled some of the techniques and actions he used to watch his father drive, as soon as he twisted on the car key, put down the handbrake, and then stepped on the accelerator, the Land Rover's engine was rumbled by the accelerator, but the car (shēn) just didn't move.
Tan Hao said puzzledly: "Strange, why doesn't this car move? It can't be broken, right?"
Qiu Moning poked his head out of the back seat, pointed to the clutch and gear with a smile, and said, "Are you a pig? How can you gear up if you don't step on the clutch?"
Tan Hao suddenly realized, stepped on the clutch with one foot, and then put the gear into R gear, and suddenly the car slammed backwards, how did Qiu Mo Ning know that Tan Hao actually hung a reverse gear?
She was caught off guard, and (shēn) slammed forward, slamming her forehead into the back of Tan Hao's head.
The two of them groaned at the same time and hugged their heads.
Tan Hao slammed on the brake and pulled the hand brake, the car suddenly turned off, he rubbed the back of his head, and glanced back with grinned teeth, but saw Qiu Mo Ning covering his head with a painful face.
"Accident, pure accident!" Tan Hao sneered, rubbing the sore spot as he explained, "I didn't expect this thing to be so disobedient. ”
"If you can't drive, don't drive! Road Killer!" Qiu Moning rubbed his forehead and couldn't help complaining.
Tan Hao smiled and said: "Mistake, it was definitely a mistake just now! How can a person be a saint or a sage! Give me another chance!"
Saying that, Tan Hao took a deep breath, cautiously started the car again, then hung up to the first gear, and then lightly stepped on the accelerator, but the motor of the car roared, but it didn't move.
Tan Hao was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: Impossible, why don't you move?
He subconsciously stepped on the accelerator, the roar of the motor became louder and louder, but the car (shēn) never moved, and after Tan Hao stepped on the accelerator to the end, the Land Rover's motor roared like a monster, and the car slowly moved.
Tan Haobu (jìn) smiled proudly: "I'm really a genius, I can't teach myself, I can drive without anyone to teach!"
But he drove for a while, and found that no matter how he stepped on the accelerator, the car couldn't speed up, and he couldn't help but wonder: This car is simply slower than his own speed, what's going on? It's not normal!
Moreover, the more Tan Hao opened it, the more he found that he smelled a burnt smell and asked, he twitched his nose and said strangely: "How can there be a smell of paste?"
Qiu Mo Ning looked at it, a god (qíng) who was "defeated by you", she rubbed the sun (xué), pointed to the handbrake with a smile, and said, "You didn't put down the handbrake!"
Tan Hao raised his head and snorted: "I said what's going on!" As he spoke, he pressed the handbrake down!
Suddenly, the Land Rover rushed out like a wild horse on the loose.
Qiu Mo Ning sighed, (shēn) Zi was thrown in the back seat, she couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said in her heart: I really took the wrong medicine, what kind of nerves are I accompanying him?
Driving a car is actually a very low-tech thing (qíng), especially in a place like the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, where cars are scarce and sparsely populated, and Tan Hao doesn't care about him even if he uses it as a rally racing track.
As long as the car starts, it is very easy to drive it again (qíng), Tan Hao finally found the feeling of driving, he felt the wind in his ears began to whirring, no (jìn) laughed: "Look, I'll just say that I have no problem, this car is so cool to drive, the wind is fast!"
Qiu Mo Ning smiled bitterly: "Just one block, you said that the wind is galloping?"
Tan Hao answered twice, and immediately hung up the second gear, and it didn't take long for the second gear to enter the third gear, and after driving like this for a while, the Land Rover ran to the fifth gear.
As soon as the speed of the car reached fifth gear, the speed became obvious, the wind next to the window was hunting, and it really felt like it was galloping, Tan Hao drove more and more refreshingly, and couldn't help but look back and smile: "Look, it's no problem, right?"
But when he turned around, he found Qiu Mo Ning sitting in the back seat, grabbing the armrest on the car door with both hands, with a frightened and frightened look on his face, as if the car would be destroyed and killed in the next second.
"What's the matter, are you still afraid of drag racing?" Tan Hao said. He didn't (jìn) remember the night when he accompanied Fu Xiaosi to drag racing, and his performance was quite light.
Speaking of which, it seems that Qiu Mo Ning was also there that night.
Qiu Mo Ning was really scared by Tan Hao's rough driving skills, although the cultivator is sometimes powerful, but it is not immortal (shēn), if there is a car accident, the doors on both sides are locked, and there is no place to escape, and the car has become a ready-made coffin!
Qiu Mo Ning forced his composure and said stubbornly: "I'm not afraid of drag racing, but I'm afraid of you drag racing!"
Tan Hao choked on her, laughed dryly, and was about to speak, but heard Qiu Moning's eyes suddenly widen, (tǐng) up (shēn), pointed ahead, and said loudly: "Be careful!"
Tan Hao hurriedly turned around, but suddenly saw that he had deviated from the road, he suddenly screamed in fright, and stepped on it violently.
His knee-jerk action is a mistake that almost all novice drivers make: use the accelerator as a brake!
The Land Rover roared out of the road!
But fortunately, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is wide everywhere, and the roads on both sides are just grass, unlike in the city, as long as you leave the road, it will be a car accident immediately.
It's just that the grass road is not smooth, and the speed of the Land Rover is fast, and the car suddenly turned into a mad bull in the Spanish bullring, jumping wildly on the grass.
Qiu Mo Ning in the car was so upturned that the whole person almost fell apart, her hair was messy, and she was embarrassed, she wanted to shout Tan Hao to stop, but the car was so upturned that she couldn't even say a complete sentence: "Quick, fast, stop, stop, stop!"
In just a few words, Qiu Moning almost bit her tongue when she said it!
The young palace master of Fengwu Palace, one of the six major factions in the dignified cultivation realm, actually almost bit his tongue, and no one believed this thing (qíng) when he said it!
Tan Hao came back to his senses and slammed on the brakes!
The roaring Land Rover suddenly stopped with a squeak, Qiu Mo Ning couldn't control the castration, and suddenly (shēn) rushed forward, and slammed into the back of Tan Hao's head with a strong bang, Tan Hao was hit by her, coupled with the habit of the car (shēn), and the head door also slammed firmly into the window.
With a "bang", Tan Hao covered his head, only feeling that he was top-heavy, his eyes were full of stars, he grinned and barely propped up (shēn), and glanced back: "Hey, are you okay?"
When these words came out, Tan Hao knew that he had asked more.
Qiu Mo Ning sat in the back seat with a cloak, covering her nose with her hands, looking at herself with resentment and annoyance in her eyes.
The future palace master of the dignified Fengwu Palace was tossed like this, can this be okay?
Tan Hao smiled dryly: "Accident, it's just a small accident! You, your nose is okay, right?"
It's okay not to ask, but as soon as the question came out, Qiu Moning suddenly became angry: You bastard can't drive, but you have to be strong, now it's good, I almost didn't break my nose!
Qiu Mo couldn't help but let go of his hand, and said loudly: "It's okay, do you think I'm okay?"
If it weren't for the constriction of the blood vessels in her nasal cavity, she would have been bleeding from her nose at this time, but even though she didn't make such a big ugly, her nose was inevitably red, and it looked a little funny.
Tan Hao saw Qiu Moning's embarrassed appearance, and immediately snorted, but he reacted quickly and forcibly controlled his laughter, so that there was no laughter.
When Qiu Mo Ning saw Tan Hao's appearance, she was immediately angry in her heart, and she covered her nose, stepped out of the Land Rover, unceremoniously opened the driver's door, and said sullenly: "Get out of the way, I'll drive!"
Tan Hao was startled when he saw her appearance of being a teacher asking about sin, and said weakly: "Aren't you unable to open it?"
Qiu Mo said angrily: "You can open it, why can't I?"
Tan Hao wanted to refute, but he looked at Qiu Moning's appearance and couldn't speak, so he had to smile wryly and move to the co-pilot's position.
Tan Hao was shocked (ròu) and watched Qiu Mo Ning sit in the driver's seat, he involuntarily stretched out his hands to grab the armrest on the car door, and said nervously and loudly: "Hey, don't get excited, don't think about it! Don't have two corpses, cough cough, don't have two lives in one car!"
Qiu Mo laughed angrily, started the car, put up gear, and as soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the Land Rover roared and rushed out.
Tan Hao finally knew what Qiu Mo Ning was feeling just now, this was really a feeling of helplessness (shēn) that he couldn't help himself!
What about the cultivator Zai Niu (bī)? If you have a car accident, you will still die, unless you jump out of the car!
As soon as Tan Hao's thought flashed, he saw that Qiu Mo Ning had already driven back to the road and accelerated to fifth gear, and he suddenly shouted in shock: "Damn, is there any need to drive so fast, do you think you are driving a racing car?"
Qiu Moning said unceremoniously and loudly: "Didn't you drive so fast just now?"
Tan Hao shouted frantically: "Did I have it just now? Hey, hey, it's more than a hundred yards faster, slow down, slow down! Damn, the captain of the dear (ài) is big, can't I apologize to you now?"
Qiu Mo Ning turned his head, looked at Tan Hao with a straight face, and then suddenly said with a smile (ròu): "It's late!"
"Hey, look at the road, look at the road!" Tan Hao kept shouting in horror: "Damn, don't you know how to drive?
Qiu Moning didn't answer, she drove to a turn, suddenly the accelerator did not let go of her feet, but the brake was stepped on at the same time, the handbrake was also lowered, and at the same time both hands slammed the steering wheel, the Land Rover suddenly lifted the car (shēn) up, the friction of the front wheels increased suddenly, but the rear wheels were raised and idling wildly, and the whole car (shēn) was hard to turn around!
Tan Hao's whole person was thrown like a sticker on the car door, and he shouted frantically: "I'll it, don't you know how to drive, you actually pay him back his drift, and he flicked his tail!!"
Qiu Moning didn't pay attention to him, and drove the car by herself, only to be yelled by Tan Hao on the side: "Hey, talk, please say something!"
"You don't have to do this to me, do you, I have no grudge against you!"
"Hey, I know it's wrong, can't we go back?"
"Damn, you've soared to two hundred yards, I'm (rì)!!"
"Help, help!!" Tan Hao (yù) cried out without tears.