Otherwise, "Misfortune comes from the mouth", this is true again. Don't talk nonsense about what you shouldn't say and shouldn't say, offending a villain is enough to drink a pot! If you offend a person whose heart is twisted and whose heart is full of hatred and evil, a word will cause trouble!

This big tooth said something bad, but he said something that Ximen Erlang didn't like to hear, and he still had a bad smile on his face, staring at Ximen Erlang's woman and thinking blindly. Is this plague god someone you can afford to provoke? Big Tooth became the first person to die on the moonlight and thunder of Ximen Erlang. However, Ximen Jiro didn't know that this disgusting long-faced big tooth was dead, and he had to continue casting spells tomorrow night, so he had to let this big tooth die on the moonlight thunderbolt.

Some people want to ask, why did this big tooth toss so much before he died? Why didn't others toss it, and it would be over like a dream? If Ximen Erlang could breathe in the full moonlight at one time on the night of the full moon of the fifteenth month, destroy the soul of the big tooth at once, and replace it with a conjecture of death, the big tooth would be like a dream, and he would die without any pain.

But just in time for Ximen Erlang's whim, to break the original conditions of the moonlight thunderbolt, it is not yet mature, so the moonlight is not enough, it only hurts the soul, and then put it back, which will naturally make the big tooth pain unbearable.

Then some people still have to ask, wasn't that Niu's soul destroyed by the moonlight and lightning? Don't forget, that Ximen Luoxue was saved by the internal force Zhenyuan again.

That Simon Erlang, can you find that the long face and big tooth are unsuccessful once, and then you are afraid that the pain of the big tooth is unbearable, and then use internal force to heal the big tooth? Impossible!

When the day dawned, the neighbors gathered the people of the village and helped bury the big tooth, and the big tooth was buried in the ground.

Chaoyang Palace, the head of Wei Qifa, came to the small temple of Ximen Erlang, and couldn't tell what it was like in his heart. Thinking that this Erlang is my sister's flesh and blood, but I don't dare to recognize this nephew, my sister and brother have a deep affection, naturally, and I also love this nephew very much. Standing there and knocking on the door: Ximen Erlang, are you there?

Ximen Erlang and Zhang Cui were about to start cultivating, when they heard the voice of the master, they came over to open the door.

The head of the house invited in, Ximen Erlang stretched out his hand and made a gesture of please, let the head of the house into the house, poured water for the head of the house, and handed the fragrant tea. He took Zhang Cui's hand and came to the head and said: "Master, this is my daughter-in-law, her name is Zhang Cui, and she smiled at Zhang Cui and said: Come and see the master!"

Zhang Cuiqiao smiled and blessed Wei Qi, the head of the family!

The head of the house was not surprised when he looked at it closely! This woman is so beautiful, and the beauty is simply that there is no heaven in the world.

Wei Qifa was very happy, his nephew could marry such a daughter-in-law, and his sister must be satisfied with it. The old man happily raised his head and smiled: Not bad, not bad! Erlang, congratulations, you have married a good daughter-in-law! However, after all, our Chaoyang Palace is a place of Qing cultivation, and no one in the world can marry and live here for a long time. If everyone imitates it, then it will definitely damage the reputation of Chaoyang Palace.

Ximen Erlang frowned when he heard this: Master, what should I do, can't we go to the village to live, or let me take off my Taoist robe and return to vulgarity?

The head of the house saw that Ximen Erlang had an angry face, his tone was not good, and his heart trembled, hmm? This Ximen Erlang is really short-tempered and difficult to manage. So he still smiled and said: Well, I think it's okay to let your daughter-in-law tie up her long hair, put on Taoist clothes, and be a Taoist aunt in Chaoyang Palace.

Ximen Erlang glanced at the old Taoist Wei Qifa, then, this matter depends on whether my daughter-in-law is willing or not, if she doesn't like to wear a Taoist uniform, she won't wear it!

Okay, okay! Then you can discuss and consider this matter, and there are family rules in the family, and there are rules in the temple. Erlang, I still have a few words to say, you have to restrain your temper, don't get angry and fight because of a little thing, they are all brothers in the same temple, you must be measured in your shots! Don't hurt the harmony between brothers and sisters!

When Ximen Erlang heard this, he felt even more uncomfortable, this must be the case that those dogs sued me! I was bullied and ridiculed, you don't know, and you don't ask why, just come and reprimand me, is this fair?

Ximen Erlang said in a displeased voice: "Master! At this time, the yang energy is booming, and we are going to cultivate!" Ximen Erlang rolled his eyes unhappily and issued an order to expel customers.

Lao Dao looked at this nephew who couldn't admit it, he was distressed and had a headache, and sighed and said: "Hey! Erlang, there are rules in the temple, you can do it yourself! Old Dao Wei got up helplessly and left.

The more Ximen Erlang thought about it, the more angry he became, did you set this rule for me? My daughter-in-law was decided by my father's mother, and the fight was provoked by them, and they were beaten because they were inferior in skills, so why did they come to me in the morning to find me unlucky?

At this time, Ximen Erlang has become ferocious and violent, and his kind heart has been completely wiped out. A blasphemous look, a disrespectful word, he will not let go, and he will kill him quickly.

Ximen Erlang saw that the head of the house went out, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and an evil thought rose in his mind, and he said in his mouth, if you don't give you some color, you won't know that Ma Wangye has three eyes!

Ximen Erlang jumped out of the door, looked at the back of Lao Dao Wei Qifa and waved his hand with a cruel smile, and a stone wall suddenly appeared in front of Lao Dao. Wei Qifa was worried about this nephew who couldn't admit it publicly, so he lowered his head and walked back, and with a bang, he hit a stone and knocked Lao Dao to a stumbling ground.

Wei Qifa rubbed his forehead, not feeling funny. Hehe, this is really a matter of not caring, and caring is chaotic! I can even hit a stone when I walk. As soon as I turned around, I didn't think I was on the right path, why was it stopped by a stone here?

Lao Dao rubbed his forehead in surprise and looked at the stone and turned away. It's okay for you to turn around the old way, but don't tilt your head to look at the battlement wall again! Eh, there's a ghost in broad daylight?

The old road stood there and looked around, where it was spacious, and where it went! But there were stone walls blocking the way everywhere. There was only a road leading to a strange rock, and the old man thought to himself, since there is a road here, let's go this way first! When I came to this strange rock, there was no road, and when I turned around, I was blocked by stones.

Wei Qifa also understood, the beaten old Taoist said that he couldn't run away if he wanted to run in front of Ximen Erlang, well! Hehe, it seems that my nephew really has some means! The old Taoist looked up and down, left and right, and all directions were sealed by stones, and it was impossible to go! His own cultivation skills could not break through this stone prison, so he sat down with his heart to the sky and entered the path of enlightenment!

Zhang Cui has also been following Ximen Erlang, seeing all this, he can't help but secretly smack his tongue, envious, and have a strong interest in spells, pestering Erlang to teach him spells. Erlang was really obedient to Zhang Cui, and led Zhang Cui back to the house and began to teach the art of rejuvenation. First keep your face ageless, your face will not age, and your qi and blood will not decay, and then you will soon succeed if you cultivate moonlight, thunder and lightning, and alchemy. And this ghost's kung fu to make a wall is naturally practiced as soon as it is practiced!

Ximen Erlang asked Zhang Cui to sit down cross-legged on the futon, folded his hands, his left hand down, his right hand on top, on the coiled two calves, palms inward, aimed at the lower abdomen and navel.

Ximen Erlang said to his daughter-in-law Zhang Cui: From now on, inhale through the nose, inhale into the Yintang, top the parfai, backwards, downwards, to the large vertebrae, extend the spine and continue down to the gate of life! to the tail lug, to the perineum! Go up to the sea of qi and pass through the navel, to the middle of the body, up to the mouth, and then exhale! Imagine that the world is clear! The sun rises and the moon sets, and the cycle continues!

Zhang Cui quickly entered the state, under the words and deeds of Ximen Erlang, the breath was long, and it ran smoothly around the body, without any obstacles, feeling that the sun and the moon were chasing, circulating in the body.

Zhang Cui's practice was not stopped by Ximen Erlang until the evening, Ximen Erlang's voice was thick and slow, Zhang Cui listened well! Let the sun and the moon return to the sky! Collect both hands to the navel! Count ninety-nine numbers! One, two, three, four...... Count straight to the end of the ninety-nine cultivation!

Zhang Cui opened her eyes and found that the lamp had been lit, and asked in surprise: Erlang, have I practiced all day?

Ximen Erlang nodded, smiled and said, "Yes, you have been practicing for a day!" It is a miracle that you succeeded so successfully the first time. When I first practiced this rejuvenation technique, it took me three years to get started, but you actually started it in one day! Are you hungry? I have already made lotus seed soup for you, eat it!

When I was practicing, there was always a cool and sweet saliva in my mouth, like a trickle, which kept flowing into my stomach, so I never felt hungry.

Erlang's eyes widened when he heard this, and he said in surprise: "Cui'er, you are really a god! I have been cultivating since I was a child, and it has been 20 years, and nothing like you has happened! You can open the valley, do not eat or drink, and continue to practice day and night! You will soon be able to achieve great success, and then you can practice alchemy, moonlight, thunder and lightning and make a wall with this ghost!

When Zhang Cui heard this, her beautiful eyes lit up, and she was immediately ecstatic, got up and pounced on Erlang, kissed her fiercely, and pressed it tightly to Erlang's chest.

Erlang hugged his daughter-in-law and said softly in his ear: Cui'er, practicing this skill, we can't have anything between men and women within 100 days, not once, this is a taboo, otherwise, the rejuvenation technique will not be successful. This is what my father said in his early years, when I only thought I was adopted, and I always called my parents master.

At that time, my father told me all about his life and family affairs, saying that this face-fixing technique was handed down by the Mandrill clan, and this taboo must not be touched.

Actually, my grandmother is a mandrill clan, and I heard my father say that my grandfather was an ordinary mortal, handsome and handsome, and he was a showman because he didn't control his lust and violated the prohibition when he was practicing the art of rejuvenation, so my grandfather did not cultivate the art of rejuvenation.