Homo humanities
Candle Dragon Mountain Diary: Uncle Han's Mourning (1)
The pot is in the shape of wine,
Big breasts and fat buttocks good skin,
Infatuation is mistaken by infatuation,
There is no chance to be a lover.
--- good poems
Han Li returned from outside the mountain, first weighed the loot, ordered the minions to enter the treasury, and cultivated for another half a month. Suddenly, there was nothing to do for a day or so, so someone cut two catties of cooked beef, and took two bottles of Hengshui Laobaigan, which had been stored for 600 years, and went straight to Baijiu Villa.
Walking all the way through the snow, the gatekeeper of the mountain villa saw him from a distance, "Is it Uncle Han Li Han who 'the iron rooster is still stained with sugar?"
Hearing this, Han Li watched with his eyes in his eyes, hurriedly ran two steps, and when he arrived, he clenched his fists with both hands: "Sun Zei, it's Grandpa and me." I don't know what to say... Can the big boss be in the village?"
"Uncle Han, I can look forward to you, let's go and take a look, the big boss is angry, you have to come two days late, this god will be confused. β
"Don't you want to coax me! Although the big boss has a long life, he is also a person who has attained the Tao, how can ordinary disasters easily invade the body? No~ Could it be that the big boss was injured in a fight with others in my absence?"
Ranked, if you want to say this Candle Dragon Mountain, it is one of the best villages in the northern cold land, and the kings of all walks of life in the surrounding 36 holes and 72 mountains are everyone's guests. That's it
This righteous and thin cloud sky's signboard! The brotherhood of the two ribs and the knife in the liver and brain!
Thinking that the head of the house who had been carrying him for many years was about to die, Rao was Han Li, who usually paid the most attention to his state of mind, also had tears in his eyes at this time......
"Two fairy spirit stones, there can't be more, this year's share of the money can go out a lot. β
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Wipe away your tears, life has to go on.
After being silent for a long time, Han Li divided the cooked beef into two parts, called the doorkeeper over, and handed over a portion of cooked beef: "Brother, I've worked hard for you, I'll go in and see the big boss." β
"Uncle Han, it's still your poor little ......"
"Cover your arms, come out to me, I'm afraid of the cold. β
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γDream Immortalγ"Daoyan Pavilion" Candle Dragon Mountain Diary: Uncle Han's Funeral (2)
Yuehua Immortal said in his mouth,
Black is not slippery autumn is Lao Han;
Someday the glory is gone,
Let's still ~~
Yushu Linfeng beautiful boy!
---Oh yes, praise Uncle Han
It is said that this northern cold land is white, frozen for millions of miles all year round, with 100,000 miles of snow drifting and 20,000 miles under the sea......
The place where the Candle Dragon Mountain is located is located in this northern cold place, although the ordinary places are also extremely cold, but there are also those places where the climate is different from other places, and the flowers bloom all year round. Rank, this cultivator is different from mortals, such as the immortal who has attained the Tao, he has the ability to conquer the heavens and the earth, and by casting a spell, he can turn this vast white land into ten thousand acres of fertile land, and the four seasons are like spring! This is the case with the Baijiu Mountain Villa that Han Li visited at this moment.
Han Li stepped into the door with his robe raised, but when he saw the medicinal herbs all over the courtyard of the villa, they were fragrant, if they were a secular mortal here, even if they sniffed a few more times, they could prolong their lives.
Facing this medicinal garden-like mountain villa compound, Han Li was also secretly frightened, most of these medicinal herbs turned out to be rare and rare species in the world, and there were quite a few years, and there were dozens of them that even he couldn't name.
There were dozens of little maids who looked like medicine boys coming and going in the villa, and one of them saw Han Li stop in front of a certain piece of medicine, so he hurriedly walked to the front and pushed the golden mountain to pour the jade pillar, which was to bow down!
"The small one gave Uncle Han a gift, and the big boss has counted Uncle Han's arrival, so let the small one wait here. β
"Get up," Han Li waved his hand slightly, "If you want to say that this great master, the divination technique is becoming more and more accurate." Alas, what a jealous talent...... By the way, how did the big boss calculate that the poor Dao would visit at this moment?"
"Back to Uncle Han, 300 years ago, the big boss said that one day, there will be a stupid man who carries half a piece of cooked beef to visit him, the hexagram is so clear, the little one thinks about it a little, and he knows that it is Uncle Han. β
Pawn, pawn.
...... Cut......
The inner room, a furnace of incense, a several, and a gossip bed.
On the bed, there was a sloppy old man.
The old man had a sallow complexion, shortness of breath, and his time was running out.
Han Li suppressed his emotions and clenched his fists with both hands: "Big boss, I'm here." β
The old man struggled to open his eyes, turned his head sideways, and saw Han Li standing next to him, and couldn't help but shed muddy tears.
"The gift account is in the West Wing, go quickly, I can hold on. β
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Another story
"Division...... Master, are you awake?"
Han Li's heart fluttered when he heard a young man's voice.
When the young man saw Han Li waking up slowly, he immediately fell to the ground and cried excitedly.
After saying a word of greeting, the young man raised his head, only to find that there was no one in front of him, where was Han Li's shadow?
"Hmph, who are you, call me a teacher here?" a faint voice came from behind the young man, and at the same time, a spiritual pressure enveloped the young man.
"Master......" The young man's pale face was covered with cold sweat, his hands were on the ground, and he looked very painful, and after a while, he actually howled and cried.
"I'm a face, master!"
Just when Han Li had just woken up, he had already checked his body, and found that he had fallen to the Mahayana realm, and when he was in a bad mood, he naturally wouldn't give the other party a good face.
"Hmph, who are you, under the soul search, I know!"
Han Li frowned, snorted slightly, and after speaking, he sucked the young man over with one hand, preparing to search for his soul.
"Stop!" a coquettish shout came from outside the door, and then a white figure broke through the door.
In the middle of the house, a woman dressed in white palace dress stood on the ground like a fairy out of the dust, and an accessory on her waist had the words "Northern Cold Leaves" written in seal script.
Han Li pressed the young man's head with one hand, secretly surprised in his heart, until the other party stood in front of him, Han Li couldn't see the other party's cultivation at all, that is, the other party's cultivation far surpassed his own!
Han Li was secretly frightened, thinking about how to get out. Suddenly, the woman in the white palace costume moved her steps slightly, and in an instant, she arrived in front of Han Li's eyes, stretching out a finger and hooking Han Li's chin.
"Husband, you're awake. β
"Husband, put down the horse's face. β
"Husband, I thought you would be immersed in the illusion and leave me behind. β
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A moment later, the Northern Han Immortal Palace, the reincarnation pool.
Looking at the phantom replay on the reincarnation pool, Han Li muttered to himself, "Impossible, I have already ascended, and now that I have mastered the law of time, I am about to become a golden immortal, how can it be just a phantom?"
The woman in white palace clothes next to her said lightly: "Husband, you also saw it, not long after you ascended, you were found by the inspector to be carrying alchemy, you were seriously injured in the pursuit, I secretly rescued you, although I am the princess of the heavenly court, known as "Fairy Ye", but in this Northern Cold Immortal Domain, I can't let everyone know about your existence, I can only accept an apprentice to take care of you." It's a horse face. β
"What about my storage bag and other things, why aren't there any left?" Han Li asked after a long moment's pause.
"There are too many powerful people in the fairy world, and I'm worried that someone will leave a mark on your belongings, which will be unfavorable to you, so I will dispose of your things. Seeing that Han Li had accepted this reality, Fairy Ye couldn't help but blush on her fair face, looking at him shyly.
"Did you see a little green bottle?"
"That bottle is neither a magic weapon nor a fairy weapon, but it doesn't hinder it, Ma Yan said he liked it, so he gave it to him. Fairy Ye looked puzzled, wondering why Han Li was so concerned about such an inconspicuous thing.
"Horse face, where's the vial?"
"That'...... That urine bottle, I threw it into the pool of reincarnation. β
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"Puff"