Chapter 62: On and Under the Table
Although there was a breath of pressure in his heart, Lin Mochen still made some dishes with less oil and light.
Most women are strange-looking, and if you want to please them, you must work your appearance. The inside is also important, but you can take it slowly.
It's a pity that there are no foundations, color pens, and hair waxes here, and Lin Mochen's image can only be so sloppy. Summary: Looks desperate.
But this time he took a different approach and captured the hearts of women - keeping their stomachs first.
Bah, baba, it's to get their like.
This woman talked about everything, and she almost dug out Lin Mochen's birthday......
One dish after another was put on the table, but why were the traces of those plates being pulled so obvious?
"Lin Chen's craftsmanship is good!"
This is a genuine compliment.
"Sister, it seems that marrying a little Langjun is not bad!"
Madam, what did you say? Yes, you should be married.
"In the future, let the little pervert make more delicious food, and ask Daddy to taste it too. ”
Congratulations to myself, I like to be a servant and a cook. I don't know if the salary has been doubled? It seems that there is no salary yet, and it is also ......
"The cultivation is a little lower, but I can protect it. It's good to cook for me. ”
Hey, hey, I haven't said yes yet. The cultivation is low, and there are no human rights.
"Mi Niang is such a big beauty, how can she be cheap and have such a featureless appearance?"
A pair of eyes, a nose, a mouth, a pair of ears...... It's not very special! But it sounds uncomfortable.
The spoons in the pot flipped and flipped, and the dishes jumped to the edge of the pot.
"My eldest brother is also uncharacteristic, doesn't your mother also take a fancy to it. ”
There's nothing wrong with that, the one who likes the other party is not because the other party looks normal.
"That's different, my father's cultivation is to the sky, and it's good for my mother. And, be obedient to me. ”
Okay, your own people always have to step into a wave. The key is child slaves!
"My sister is different from me, you didn't like it at the beginning, but now you can see it?"
Why is the choice yours?I know that there are mostly male masters.,Except for the male owner, there is always a bunch of blind fans next to him.。
No, this one is very wrong - next to me......
"It's not about having a good hand at cooking, and you're going to be done. Besides, there is no danger in this dark cabinet. ”
Isn't Young Master Ben arrogant?
"That's not good, how can you do it. I think Grandpa Zombie has a deep cultivation, which is a good choice. ”
Aren't you messing up your ranks, how can grandpa be with your aunt?
"Pull the mandarin duck spectrum. ”
The little kid talks nonsense, and he deserves it!
Lin Mochen glanced at it inadvertently, and the whole person suddenly became half crispy. I don't have to say anything about this style......
Get drunk for three days and three nights.
"I just hate this stinky Lin Chen!"
Sister, I didn't offend you! Why do you keep coming at me today?
"It's not good that Mi Niang took him away, so you don't have to see him again. ”
Yes, out of sight is pure!
Ahh But if it'...... It's pretty good, too!
"That's not going to work! I signed the seal of blood with him, and he will be under my rule for the rest of his life. ”
Is this the legendary little devil? How did he come out so easily?
"Stick to him, I think you like him. ”
It's a real possibility, we've been in close proximity. Then there is any negative distance contact, and it is almost a little deeper communication.
For example, have a candle night talk and talk about hobbies.
"What are you talking about, Aunt Mi! Low cultivation, bad looks, lazy, and always causing trouble are all shortcomings, what is there to like. ”
The cultivation is low, and the potential is high - but people don't seem to care. Dad is a zombie emperor, my mother has three generations of ministers, and a basket of retainers.
If you don't look good, you won't mess with flowers and grass - this, this doesn't seem to be true.
Love to be lazy, which means that you know how to drill camp - who can go around and earn a package back (epee and swordsmanship)?
Getting into trouble all the time? I would never agree with that. In life, whoever doesn't touch a pimple can just smear some medicine.
In this way, it seems that the disadvantages are not the shortcomings.
"Don't like it, don't like it, you know so much, our Xiao Ming'er's observation ability has improved a lot!"
It's not good that you have something in that. Who doesn't understand each other's strengths and weaknesses. It's just that this chick is a little extreme, picking up what she doesn't like.
"Just this big pervert, he still needs to observe, these are written on his face. ”
Stop, you have to stop! I'm going to sue you for slander. Who is a pervert? Or a very active female pervert. I haven't washed my face for a long time, and no matter how dirty it is, it won't form words;
"You're still staring at his face when you're fine, it doesn't seem so uncharacteristic. ”
Thank you, that's the absolute truth. I don't know what she's looking at me, though.
"Who's staring at him. The last time he was on top of me, that face was just opposite me, I saw it. ”
I'd like to? No, I haven't figured it out yet - who has the initiative when a person faints and then lies in mid-air?
"It's all face-to-face!"
It's true, but I didn't do it voluntarily. I swear, the author has a fear of heights until now. (Author: Why are you me? I now live on the seventh floor, and I used to be on the thirteenth floor.) )
"Oh, mother, tell me about the situation last time, I don't know. ”
You don't know? Well, I want to know about it too.
"Which time? Don't think about it slowly, my mother will eat first. ”
Mother-in-law, you're naughty too?
Well, shouldn't we eat with a little wine? I don't want spring without wine.
Phew, why do you always say the wrong thing - no wine, no mellow, no drunk, no chance.
The fragrance of the vegetables made me drunk, and I always spoke my heart. ...... Wrong.
"Eat, eat, eat, you're bullying me, I'm eating, eating, eating......"
That's right, such a hearty table of dishes should be eaten a little more. But you're not in the mood, gritting your teeth. Eat in a good mood.
"Come on, come on, eat more, and then go back and look at it slowly. ”
You, what are you doing with me? I'm telling you, I'm not going anywhere after you've eaten, I'm just going here.
Will there be good fruit to eat when I go back?
"I, I...... Of course I had to eat more, and when I was done I left him behind, and I couldn't see it when I went back. ”
Are you sure this isn't a cowardice? Then I really want to stay!
"Eat slowly, no one will rob you. Aunt Mi is joking with you, she will be in retreat and cultivation later. ”
Ah, wait, this kind of life arrangement with ups and downs is a bit unbearable! Since you are going to retreat and cultivate, you are cultivating quietly, why are you fighting here and there? Okay, now that you are winning, you tell me to quit. Do you know that I have offended this eldest lady miserably?
Lin Mochen wanted to give himself two more big mouths......