Chapter 47 Swallowing Chopsticks with Empty Mouth
This time, it was the shopkeeper's turn to open his mouth wide, and he tilted his head and asked:
"The guest officer wants chopsticks to eat? This is not okay, once you eat it, what should you do if it gets stuck in your throat?
When the time comes, I can't bear to sue me, so you better not eat it, okay?"
"With so many people testifying, it has nothing to do with you if I have any problems with my food, this time it's okay, right?"
"Well, it doesn't matter if you want one or two pairs of chopsticks, and I don't want your chopsticks money.
But you must testify to me that I didn't force him to eat, and that what went wrong had nothing to do with me, it was your own business. ”
After saying that, the shopkeeper took a few steps back, took a pair of chopsticks over, and did not directly give them a small amount of money, but gently placed them on the table where they were drinking, and left.
When I walked to the back kitchen, I was afraid of missing this wonderful scene, so I quietly hid by the door to watch the performance here.
Qian didn't look at it much, and then remembered that these chopsticks should be sharpened, and they can't do without a knife.
It's easy to break just by breaking it, but if you break it by hand, the chopsticks are not easy to swallow because the broken place with your hand is not neat. Then he cried out:
"Shopkeeper, I'll trouble you again, you find a knife and I'll use it, as long as I can sharpen the chopsticks. ”
The store brought another kitchen knife.
"Thank you for your generosity, in order to let everyone see that I am not cheating, this chopstick was just sent from the back kitchen.
I haven't touched the chopsticks, and obviously the store is not the one I asked for, so now I ask Mr. Yu on the other side to check to see if these two chopsticks are real chopsticks.
After you check that it is real, tell everyone that the chopsticks are real, and then cut the two chopsticks into several sections, the sharper the two ends, the better, so that it is easier to swallow, and the length, two or three inches and a cut. ”
"Now please Brother Ye smash the wine bottle, you can see that my throat can swallow it. ”
Ye Yingfeng grabbed the wine bottle in his right hand, and he didn't see how he moved, but he saw his thumb and the other four fingers exert force, and with a few clicks, the wine bottle was crushed at the waist.
A good bottle has only one spout left in two seconds, Ye Yingfeng put the mouth of the bottle mouth below, crushed the sharp side to the top, slapped the right hand, and the spout of the bottle became several pieces again.
This kung fu also surprised everyone, it is nothing to be able to smash this bit of effort, it is to put the side of the tip of the bottle mouth on it, and dare to slap it with the palm of the hand, which is a little surprising.
After Ye Yingfeng broke the bottle, Qian didn't look around, cleared his throat, pinched the throat bone with his right hand, and turned his neck.
When the preparations are done, he says to the group:
"I'll eat the broken bottle first, warm up, and open the passage. ”
After speaking, he picked up the largest piece of broken bottle with his right hand and slowly stuffed the pointed end into his mouth.
I saw that the money was not much and he closed his mouth, his cheeks bulged, and he fell again.
If there was a glutinous rice ball rolling inside, but his tongue was not moving, and after a few times, his cheeks were no longer bulging and sinking, and a hard object appeared in his throat, which stretched his throat wide and widened.
After another two seconds, the hard object slowly slid down and disappeared. This action stunned others.
Eating the first piece, it was as if it had really opened the throat passage of the little money.
One after another, he grabbed the remaining pieces of the bottle and stuffed it into his mouth.
The mouth is constantly puffing and squirming, and occasionally the sound of clucking teeth and crushing bottles can be heard in the mouth.
This time it seemed to be much easier than the last time, and after a while, he ate all the residue of a beer bottle.
After eating the empty bottle residue, Qian didn't smack his lips, drank a large sip of high spirits, swallowed the wine in his mouth, and said:
"It's been a long time since I've eaten such a delicacy, it tastes so good, which of you wants to try it?"
No one answered him.
At this time, Yu Linfeng's chopsticks were also sharpened.
It seems that Yu Linfeng also understands the mind of not having much money, so according to his requirements, he cut the chopsticks into two or three inches long, each of which is two pointed ends, and ordinary people are afraid of hurting their hands if they accidentally grab it.
Yu Linfeng held the sharpened chopsticks in his hand, and concentrated on watching the performance with little money, and now he is still holding it in his hand.
Qian didn't look at everyone more, his eyes stayed on Yu Linfeng's hand, and said:
"Thank you for your hard work, Brother Yu, please give me the sharpened chopsticks now. ”
Yu Linfeng put the sharpened chopsticks into the outstretched hands of the little money. The money was not much, and he withdrew his hand and said to everyone:
"Brother Yu has done a really good job, both ends are sharpened, I have eaten more than once before, and I ate them one by one.
This time, I'm trying a new way to play, I'll eat two sticks at a time, and see if it works?"
He handed the sharpened chopsticks to his left hand, grabbed two with his right hand, craned his neck, opened his mouth, and slowly sent the two chopsticks down his throat with his right hand.
After putting it all in your mouth, close your mouth, and just like the last time you swallowed the glass bottle slag, your cheeks bulged a few times, and the chopsticks were no longer in your mouth.
After two or three seconds, it was obvious that there was a long hard object holding up his throat, and after another two or three seconds, the long hard object was gone.
After a while, there was not a single sharp chopstick left in his hand. After eating chopsticks, I didn't have much money and drank a big sip of liquor, and I also had a wine burp.
The six of them drank in different ways again.
Qian is not much, and it is proposed to be divided into two factions, the north and the south, and drinking, naturally Shen Lang, not much money, Tan Bulian, Yu Linfeng, Ye Yingfeng, and Ye Yingsong.
The two factions were tied, and everyone drank a total of three bottles of liquor and two cases of beer.
It's just that when it was Ye Yingsong's turn to draw boxing, he said no, either he asked someone to draw boxing on his behalf, or he tried to win or lose in another way.
Everyone knows that he knows more ways to drink, and he proposes to continue drinking by throwing dice, flipping poker, guessing whether there is one, sending treasure bowling, and punching punches.
At this time, Ye Yingsong proposed that he could no longer drink, and he was completely drunk.
After speaking, he walked directly outside and walked down the street.
Everyone saw that he was really drunk, although he was gone, the remaining six people happened to be alone, and it did not affect everyone to continue drinking.
No one paid attention to him and told him to go out for a walk.
After drinking for nearly two hours, the six of them drank all the remaining five bottles of high liquor and two cases of beer, and then Ye Yingsong, who had gone out to walk the road, also came back.
Everyone came out of the store, everyone was drunk, and they were a little floaty when they walked.
Especially if there is not much money, he can't walk normally, he walks alone, and the whole road, even if it's his, is not wide enough for him to walk.
Either hit someone else, hit the wall of the store, or hit the road pole, Shen Lang and Hua had to walk forward one by one by holding his arm.
Not far from the hotel, Yu Linfeng suddenly thought that the three of them had not yet hit the hotel, so he called Ye Yingfeng and Ye Yingsong and said:
"We didn't go with them, we found a place to stay, and we were so happy today, it was the most drunk and happiest I've ever drunk in my life, and I was tired of drinking. ”
Shen Lang says:
"Everyone is drunk, I don't think this will work, we stayed at the Qingfeng Village Qingfeng Hotel not far ahead, why don't we go there together? ”
The three of them thought it was a good idea, and Yu Linfeng said:
"Okay, it's the same everywhere, let's go to the side where Brother Shen lives. ”
The seven of them walked towards the Qingfeng Hotel together. Ye Yingsong seemed to be a little sullen and kept falling behind.
Qian didn't have much money and shouted all the way, he was about to go to Qingfeng Hotel, he turned around and saw Ye Yingsong at the back, the wine came up, and he struggled hard to break free from the hands of Shen and Hua.
Ran to Ye Yingsong's side in a few steps and said loudly:
"No one accompanies Brother Ye, you see that people are so lonely, and there is no accompaniment when they leave, I will accompany him, accompany him, accompany him. ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to help Ye Yingsong's shoulders, but he didn't expect Ye Yingsong to shrink his body and move gently to the left.
Qian was not much drunk and couldn't stand, so he threw himself forward, he instinctively pushed with both hands, but there was no strength in his hands, and his head slammed into the wall of the pavement on the left.
The crowd hurried up to lift him up, and he was still chattering there, but this time it was a problem to even walk, and it was completely necessary for two people to hold him up with great strength before he could walk.
After a while, a group of seven people arrived at the Qingfeng Hotel, Shen and Hua helped the two to rest first, Tan Buhui thought that one of the three people of the Huangshan faction was singular, and said:
"I see that the three of you are singular, it's better to be like this, Brother Ye and Brother Yu have one room, and this Brother Ye is not afraid of quarrels, so you can come with us in one room. ”
Seeing Brother Ye pointing at Ye Yingsong, Ye Yingfeng said to Tan Buxian:
"Thank you Brother Tan for your kindness, my junior brother has been favored by his master since he was a child, and he is used to sleeping alone, so he should sleep alone. There should be rooms in this hotel, right?
Let's take a look, and if it's not enough for three people, we'll find another hotel. ”
When the four of them entered the door and asked, there were just two rooms left, just enough for the three guests of the Huangshan faction.
When Shen Lang and the others returned to their residence, everyone else returned, and they searched for other places for a long time but did not find them.
Before looking for Qin Buyi, everyone had an agreement that before eleven o'clock in the evening, they would come back regardless of whether they were found or not, and it was already more than one o'clock in the morning.
Everyone talked for a while, and then went back to their rooms to rest.
Nothing was said all night. The next day, the six people of the Taishan faction, Shen Lang and the three people of the Huangshan faction introduced each other, and everyone was still like-minded, so they went together.
Among the people in this line, the three people who talked the least were the three, one was Qin Buyi, the second was Niu Yuqiao, and the third was Ye Yingsong.
Qin Buyi is either at the front or at the end, usually there are two people at the front of the team, or Jin Buchang or Qin Buyi, Niu Yuqiao is the focus of the Taishan faction to cultivate.
So most of the time, walking in the middle of the whole team, Ye Yingsong walked at the back of the team more, and sometimes walked side by side with Ye Yingfeng.
Judging from the name, the two may be brother and sister, at least brother and sister.