Outside the deer city, to the west, Cuiwei Mountain.

As one of the ten sects of the righteous path, the origin of the Divine Protector Sect is not small, and it has taken root for thousands of years.

In the ancestral hall, the fairy aura is surrounded.

The elder of the Taiqing Sect is rejoicing, closing his eyes and resting.

The Divine Protector Sect Master, the Taoist name is not a real person, sitting on one side, talking to himself.

"The disciple Xu Dela, today he molested a few female disciples of the sect, but it was just a desire to speak, but it didn't hurt. ”

Although he said it lightly, his tone was full of complaints.

Venerable Xianle's eyelids twitched, and after a long time, he slowly spoke,

"No, don't mention these trivial things, just ask your female disciples to entertain them. ”

Wudang Zhenren secretly rolled his eyes, but the Venerable Xianle sat here, what could he do, otherwise he would have suppressed the scoundrel with one palm.

A few days ago, there were rumors that several female believers who entered the mountain to incense were also hairy, and they were so angry that they smashed a teapot with good rank on the spot, which was an old object and was distressed at this moment.

As if sensing the grievances of Wudang Zhenren, Venerable Xianle opened his eyes and said,

"Bear with me a little longer, and the end of the year is almost up. ”

When the real person smiled bitterly,

"Please also ask His Holiness to say a few more kind words on the ancestral court's side, this year's dividend is expected to be more inclined to the Divine Protector Sect on the ancestral court's side, there must be a saying that it is not. ”

Venerable Xianle suddenly had a black line in his head, everyone in this cultivation path is like the businessman who chases fame and fortune, this world, it's really too unbearable.

Nodding slowly, who let himself be on such a hot potato, that old-timer didn't have any good intentions.

At this time, in the main hall of the Divine Protector Sect of Cuiwei Mountain, a lazy man was sitting on the futon, surrounded by a group of disciples of the Divine Protector Sect, and there were several young and beautiful fairies, listening to the scriptures and meditating.

There is a lazy man, with triangular eyes narrowed, grinning and revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth,

"This fairy sister, today's robe is a bright red color, so bright and eye-catching, and the robes are faintly red. ”

In the originally pure and peaceful hall, a scream sounded, and a beautiful fairy covered her face and ran, and everyone was in an uproar.

The scoundrel man Xu Dela, scratched his teeth with his little finger, shook his head and sighed,

"How can you cultivate immortals and seek Taoism with such a thin skin, rotten wood cannot be carved, and Confucianism cannot be taught. ”

The Divine Protector Sect Elder who led the seat turned a blind eye, but almost crushed that silver tooth.

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On the official road leading to the main city, two people, one large and one small, walk barefoot side by side.

The two were a little embarrassed and their clothes were shabby.

The young man, who was only sixteen years old, was still wrapped in a wolf's skin, and there was a little blood stained on it, apparently freshly peeled off.

The other looked like a farmer, with a simple and hearty smile on his face, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth.

The hurried pedestrians on the road avoided it, and I don't know which wild man came out of the pimple at the foot of the mountain, and it was disgusting to look at it.

"I said cook, don't bring a change of clothes when you go far away, your mustard seed ring from Jubao Zhai is too inferior, look at this poor sour look can get a daughter-in-law, my Xiaodou will have your surname." ”

One big and one small is exactly after the closure of Wanghe Tower, and the Nine Realms Great Master Lei Suo, who traveled through the human world, and his disciple Xiao Er Xiaodou.

"What a bit of, chattering all the way, there are a few immortals in my pocket, the money is generous, isn't it, or please sit on the popular magic weapon, I can use this strength, and the straw sandals have worn out a few pairs. After arriving in Wenlu City, your kid paid for my master to serve me well, and if you are reluctant, your kid will lick it clean for me personally. ”

"Alas, cook, you are my master, how can you spend your disciple's money. It's really a master like you, who is so poor that he only streaks at the disciple's money bag all day long, and said that I will also get a mother-in-law with a big ass and big breasts as a daughter-in-law, I believe in your evil. ”

Lei Suo's face turned red, and he didn't dare to refute, scratching his head and smiling embarrassedly, it's really all these years, and he hasn't saved a few fairy money, and he forgot to ask the old man Mu for a family fee before leaving, it's really careless, who would have thought that a great master of the Nine Realms could be poor and become the bitter appearance he is now, and no one can believe it if he says it.

When it came to money, Lei Suo was a little embarrassed, and Xiao Dou was very angry.

All the way from the crow's nest cave, as far as possible to walk some mountains and wilderness forests, all day long to kill those mountain spirits and wild monsters to feed their stomachs, walked 100,000 miles, climbed over thousands of mountains, and it took a whole year to finally get close to the main city deer, which is a travel, it is simply an ordeal.

"Alas, cook, the tattooed deer is almost here, and you have been thinking about it for almost a year all the way, so difficult to choose a name. ”

"When you kid left, why didn't you let Mu Gong and his old man give you a well-known name, I am a rough person, how do you know about naming it, figure it out yourself. ”

"Alas, alas, cook, I was picked up by you, master, I am a bit responsible for being a person, and the Great Master of the Nine Realms Martial Arts, you are really not ashamed. ”

"Call Master, what a cook and a cook look like all day long. ”

"Heh, one day you can manage three meals a day, what's so difficult to call you Master, well!

"Hey...... I'm thinking about naming you all the way, and I'm going to stay quiet. ”

"Then you fart upside down. ”

"Hey...... I haven't read a few books, don't you still think about it. ”

"It's better to name it Jian, you also know that I have always wanted to be a great sword immortal. ”

"Bullshit, what kind of sword is a martial embryo going to repair, you little bastard is afraid that his head will burn out. ”

"That's called fighting martial arts, loud, I've been thinking about it for many days. ”

"It's okay, huh...... Call it war, fight, isn't it a little more bullish. ”

"Fight! Well, atmospheric! Cook, I can't see that you still have such a hand. ”

"Master will listen to the shout. ”

"Beauty kills you, only those who have money are called masters, and those who don't have money are called cooks. ”

"Alas, you little bastard, when you get to Wenlu, I won't take you to fight the autumn wind. ”

"If you don't brag a little bit, you'll die, your whole body is uncomfortable, you can't brag about your friends all over the world, and you haven't seen a few monks greet you all the way, you're only afraid of being mixed with water as a great grandmaster."

"Hehe, I'm at least a genuine Nine Realms Grand Master, and I don't have a few good friends, but I have to be low-key, understand. ”

"Can you marry me a daughter-in-law?"

"Yes, yes, when you get to the tattooed deer, there is everything, come and listen again, it's comfortable. ”

"Roll"

One big and one small, just laughing and playing all the way to the main city deer.