Chapter 31: There Are Gods in the Heads of Three Feet (Part II)
"Yan Wu, I call you that, okay?" said the middle-aged colonel, as he spoke, took out a pack of cigarettes from his jacket pocket, popped one out and wanted to hand it to Yan Wu, but halfway through, he saw the little girl sleeping on the hospital bed, and immediately retracted his hand in embarrassment.
"I'm sorry, I was too reckless. Seeing that Yan Wu ignored him, the middle-aged colonel stood up and looked in the ward, walked back and forth for a while, was silent for a while and said, "This ward is not very good, it is too small, and it interferes with the treatment of children." Otherwise, we will transfer the child to a better ward, where the conditions are better, and there are more medical staff, and if there is anything that needs to be handled, the medical staff will be there immediately. Well, the private space is also a little better, no outsiders disturb you. Yan Wu, what do you think of this?" Seeing that Yan Wu didn't speak, the middle-aged colonel immediately activated the second plan, ready to start with the child, because he could see Yan Wu's care and love for his daughter.
Yan Wu was stunned for a moment when he heard this, looked at his daughter who was so hungry that the bones in her shoulder blades were a little protruding, and finally spoke, "Okay, you can arrange it, I just hope that my daughter will be fine, otherwise I will go crazy." ”
The middle-aged colonel was stunned for a moment, and the target opened his mouth, saying that he could continue to talk, and hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll arrange everything." When he came to the door of the ward, he opened the door and said to the outside, "The patient needs a better treatment environment, so move immediately and pay attention to discipline." ”
As soon as the middle-aged colonel gave the order, capable soldiers, doctors and nurses quickly came in, and under the guidance of the doctor, the wires connecting the bed and the wall were removed, and all kinds of preparations were made to move the bed out quietly.
Yan Wu naturally followed his daughter, followed closely behind, came to the outside of the ward, and smiled contemptuously, "You are well prepared." Obviously, I saw that my daughter's new place had already been arranged in advance, otherwise everyone's actions would not be so orderly.
The middle-aged colonel smiled, "That's right, we all admire your ability very much." ”
Yan Wu looked around, and found that there were three steps and one post in the corridor, five steps and one sentry, basically except for the soldiers, no one else could be seen, obviously the entire corridor was cleared, "What about the little nurse who took care of my daughter just now? ”
The little nurse just now spoke straightforwardly, obviously an ordinary person, who had no idea about herself in advance, and let her take care of her daughter was definitely more reassuring than those unknown nurses arranged by the army.
"Okay, I'll arrange it right away. The middle-aged colonel did not hesitate at all, the little nurse just now had already been pulled to interrogate alone, and the above needed to understand Yan Wu's every move, so every person and every word he came into contact with, the court would not let go, and naturally he would investigate it carefully. Now Yan Wu put forward the request to let the little nurse take care of his daughter, the country will naturally not refuse, the more the target asks, the more opportunities for negotiation between the two sides.
The middle-aged man made a move casually, and immediately a correspondent stepped forward to listen to the order, and after quietly giving a few words, the middle-aged colonel chased a few steps and caught up with Yan Wu's footsteps again.
The new wards are located in a separate building at Xishu Hospital, and the current inpatient center is connected to that building by a sky corridor, eliminating the need for patients and doctors to go upstairs and up the stairs. The destination is on the seventh floor of the building, there is a special elevator to go up, Yan Wu took a look, this elevator only goes to the seventh and eighth floors, which is obviously a special place.
Out of the elevator, there are also many sentry posts here, the corridor is full of soldiers with guns, and there is a wide nurse platform at the elevator door, the little nurse has been standing there uneasily before, seeing Yan Wu coming with the hospital bed, he raised his hand, and hurriedly put it down, looking like he wanted to say hello but didn't dare.
Of course, Yan Wu didn't forget this little nurse, she left a deep impression on her serious and responsible work attitude just now, and hurriedly stepped forward and bowed slightly, her eyes glanced at the little nurse's chest, "Nurse Xiao Gao, my daughter will trouble you to take care of it in the future, so you will have to worry about it." ”
Nurse Xiao Gao was a little flustered, and hurriedly stretched out her hand and waved, "No, no, no, you're too polite." I, I~" may be because I was too nervous, and I was stuck talking for a while, and my whole face was red. As a result, there was a cough from the side, and a doctor spoke, "Mr. Yan, it is our hospital's duty to save lives and help the wounded, and you are too polite." ”
Nurse Xiao Gao only reacted at this time, and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, this is my job, it should be, it should be." After saying this, he hurriedly followed the hospital bed in a panic, and he didn't dare to look at Yan Wu, obviously frightened.
Yan Wu didn't care much, he didn't want to know what the government said to the little nurse, as long as the little nurse Gao did her best to take care of her daughter.
The new ward is really good, there are fifteen square meters in the ward alone, several guest sofas, central air conditioning, TV, bedside tables, lockers, wardrobes, and balconies are not lacking, just like a star hotel. This is still the inner room, the outer room is a small living room, also fifteen square meters in size, with a sofa, coffee table, TV, refrigerator, bathroom, and a small cubicle, leading to the inner room and the living room, inside is two single beds. There was a hint of freshener in the air, not the usual smell of disinfectant.
There is also a tablet computer in front of the bed, which Nurse Xiao Gao said is used to let patients understand the precautions after surgery, and it is connected to the network in real time, and all the news and precautions about the patient will be transmitted to the nurse station computer above and outside, so that patients and nurses can get information sharing.
"How is it okay, right? The conditions of Shuxi Hospital can only be like this for the time being, these days you and the child have been wronged to live here temporarily, and when the child is in better health, he will be transferred to the sanatorium in the Furong sub-district of the Western Theater, where the environment is beautiful and comfortable, and the medical technology is also better, which will help the child's physical recovery. The middle-aged colonel said with a smile.
Saying this, the hospital bed has also been relocated and connected, the soldiers, doctors and nurses have all withdrawn from the room, the doors of the inner and outer rooms have been closed, and only Yan Wu and the middle-aged colonel remain in the living room in the room.
The middle-aged colonel opened the window, and suddenly fresh air poured into the living room, took out a cigarette and gave it to Yan Wu. Yan Wu was not polite, and took it casually, he hadn't smoked for more than a day. On Saturday, he was on the night shift in the detention center for a night, and on Sunday morning, he was ordered by Liu Tao to order water, and was taken out of the lighter by the people led by the horse, and then he couldn't help but hit Liu Tao, and then he was shut down and consumed during the day, and then he was assassinated that night, and the vinegar caused asthma to die in the trumpet, until the early hours of this morning.
What happened next happened too quickly, and he merged with the star monarch of the sheep-headed human body, accepted the position of the Earth Zhuangxing Star Officer of the Shenxiao Jade Palace, and gained the ability of infinite rebirth and evolution. After that, he began to kill Dr. Liu, stabbed Yang Jiaojiao, shot Ma Suo, shot Li Kang, escaped from the detention center in disguise, hijacked an ambulance, made a fuss in the detention center, shot drag racing men and women, robbed Ferraris, fought Wuzhi and tanks, broke into the Sunshine City community, and finally ran to the best hospital in Xishu Prefecture to ask for help from a doctor for his daughter.
In just four or five hours, I have experienced an encounter that others will never have in their lives, is this exciting? Absolutely, even playing online games is not so exciting, of course, the imperial court does not see it that way.
The cigarette case was thrown on the coffee table, Yan Wu finished smoking one in two sips, and unceremoniously picked up the cigarette case, pulled out one, didn't use a lighter, and snapped his fingers between his fingers, and suddenly a firework composed of lightning jumped between Yan Wu's fingers, naturally lit the cigarette, swallowing clouds and spitting out fog.
The middle-aged colonel saw that his scalp was numb, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching slightly, and he couldn't help but open his mouth, "Yan Wu, let me introduce myself, my name is Chen Da'an, and I am the chief of staff of the 38th Division of the Armed Police Force." More than an hour ago, the two Wuzhi and three tanks that you just shot belonged to our 38th Division. ”
"Oh? Now that the armed police have tanks? I thought the army had been dispatched? It seems that the title of the people's armed police is really worthy of its name, and it is indeed the patron saint of the people, and tanks can be dispatched in the face of the common people. Yan Wu began to sarcastic.
Chen Da'an, as the chief of staff of the mobile division of the armed police force, has never seen any strong winds and waves, in the face of Yan Wu's sarcastic words, he just smiled and did not refute, in his opinion, Yan Wu is still a living person with a temper, this is right.
"Comrade Xiao Yan, I'm older than you, so I'll call you that way. Chen Da'an's tone became more and more kind, "You say that you are an ordinary person, but are there really ordinary people who can shoot Wuzhi and axe and cut tanks? If nothing else, just say that your eighteen-meter-tall robot cannot say that you are an ordinary person." ”
Yan Wu was a little stunned, he didn't expect Chen Da'an to make fun of this question, "Then you didn't take the lead in firing at me, you really regarded me as the king in "Heroes' Children"?
"The one who gave the order to let the tanks fire at you was the commander of our 38th Division, Comrade Rao Changchun. Now Comrade Rao Changchun has been relieved of his command by the Imperial Military Department, and the reason for his order is because: The Ferrari you drove is his granddaughter's car, and his granddaughter's legs and right shoulder were shot by you. He is such a granddaughter, and he naturally has resentment in his heart, and he really wants to avenge his granddaughter at that time, which is such a thing. Chen Da'an's words were a little bland, but he instantly made the grievances between the 38th Division and Yan Wu clear, which were the personal grievances of the commander and had nothing to do with the armed police force.
Yan Wu was immediately speechless, he didn't expect that he would be quick for a while, and he would get into trouble for himself, but fortunately he was immortal, and he was inspired by Ferrari's car accessories, otherwise how could he have the opportunity to let this chief of staff sit in front of him and chat in an orderly manner, it is estimated that he would have been violently arrested by the army.
"Hehe, that's your business, the commander's granddaughter drives a Ferrari drag race, it's amazing, the common people can't afford to mess with it. Yan Wu complained.
"Commander Rao's family's financial resources have long been reported to the imperial court, and everything is up to standard. Xiao Yan, you can't think that Commander Rao is using power for personal gain because his granddaughter drives a Ferrari, which is unfair to a soldier who has worked hard all his life. Chen Da'an still said a few words for his comrades-in-arms.
Yan Wu snorted and didn't speak again, he didn't bother to care about these things.
"Xiao Yan, can you tell me, what did you encounter, why do you keep resurrecting, and what is the matter with that strange ability?" Chen Da'an felt that the time was ripe, and finally said the question that had been hidden in his heart for a long time on behalf of the imperial court, this should be regarded as a supernatural event.
Yan Wu suddenly laughed, "You ask me why I was resurrected, why don't you ask why I died?" I was sentenced to forty-five days of detention for drunk driving, and I was killed in the trumpet by the government for no apparent reason, do you think it's not exciting?"
Chen Da'an is not from the government, he is from the armed police force, belongs to the Taiwei Mansion, not Shangshu Province, of course, he will not help the officials arranged by the Ministry of Officials to carry basins, and said with a smile, "Xiao Yan, if you have grievances, just tell me to listen." By the way, are you hungry, are you hungry after a tired night? Let's order some breakfast, I'll let them bring it in, the snacks in Furong Mansion are quite rich. ”
Yan Wu was hungry early, and the pickle soup and stone steamed buns in the detention center had already been digested in his stomach to the point that there was nothing left. Chen Da'an called the correspondent in, wrote down Yan Wu's request, and ordered himself a bowl of beef noodles and a few steamed buns. The correspondent memorized everything with a recording, for fear of missing something, Yan Wu and Chen Da'an closed the door and left, presumably he wouldn't run errands by himself, there were soldiers outside.
Yan Wu's mood has improved a lot, and only then did he talk about his assassination by Yang Guanjiao and Ma, as well as the instigator behind it, Zhao Ju, and also pointed out that his ex-wife was also deliberately framed and put in the detention center, and asked the government to release his ex-wife immediately. And the situation of his daughter being at home alone was even more ignored by his ex-wife's bitter pleading, which caused her daughter to be starved for seven days.
"No problem, your request is very reasonable, on behalf of the armed police force, I agree to these requests to you, and I will immediately make a request to the Furong Mansion. But listening to Xiao Yan, it seems that there is someone behind the Zhao Bureau, you probably provoked that person, and the Zhao Bureau will jump out to clean you up in order to invite merit. Chen Da'an is naturally an old oilman in officialdom, and from Yan Wu's description in a few words, he guessed the matter.
"Xiao Yan, on behalf of the military side of the imperial court, I absolutely support your question, no matter what level of officials are involved, we will seriously investigate it to the end, without compromise, and we will definitely give Xiao Yan a satisfactory explanation. "This kind of bullshit can't be related to the army, it's all a problem of the local government, Chen Da'an is also happy to watch the excitement, the 38th Division lost two Wuzhi and three tanks, don't you find a place on your Furong Mansion, wouldn't it make the armed police forces across the country see a joke?
Moreover, the armed police force will be under the management of the Taiwei Mansion immediately after the New Year, and it will no longer belong to the six departments of Shangshu Province, so it will be better to talk to the locality, seeing that Yan Wu began to confide in him, Chen Daan's face was full of laughter, and the task assigned by the superior was about to be successfully completed.
In less than twenty minutes, all kinds of snacks and delicacies were sent in, and it is estimated that a few soldiers were sent to go straight to various destinations, and they came back early after buying them. "Eat, eat, Xiao Yan, eat it while it's hot. Chen Da'an picked up the beef noodles and beckoned Yan Wu to eat breakfast, more than a dozen snacks, and the coffee table was full, and Yan Wu immediately devoured it.
A cigarette after a meal, race over the living immortals. After breakfast, the two went to the balcony again to swallow the clouds and mist, and the atmosphere is now much better than when the two first met.
"Xiao Yan, tell me about your situation. What's going on with your body?" Chen Da'an leaned on Yan Wu, his arms propped up on the balcony, and he spoke very affectionately.
"You mean this?" Yan Wu smoked a cigarette, and with a flash in his hand, a silver sand eagle suddenly appeared in his hand to play with it.
Chen Da'an's eyelids jumped when he saw it, and he suddenly calmed down again, "That's it! Xiao Yan, are you a superpower? Can you conjure a real gun like a trick?" Can you show me?"
Yan Wu didn't say anything, and handed the sand eagle in his hand directly to Chen Da'an.
Chen Da'an is the chief of staff of the mobile division of the armed police, and naturally he has played with many kinds of guns, and the famous sand eagle is naturally among them. As soon as he got his hands on the silver pistol, he looked at it carefully, and looked at the barrel, sleeve, handle, body, and trigger one by one, except for a hideous sheep's head on the handle, which did not match the logo of the original.
Chen Da'an skillfully opened the magazine, but unfortunately there was not a single bullet in it, and he was a little surprised in his heart, how could he shoot without bullets? Could this be the reason why not a single bullet could be found on all the personnel injured by Yan Wu and at the scene of the shooting, and he immediately asked in a tone that pretended not to care, "Xiao Yan, why don't you have a bullet in this gun?"
Yan Wu smiled and snapped his fingers again, and suddenly the Desert Eagle in Chen Da'an's hand disappeared immediately, and a blue light flashed in Yan Wu's hand again, and the Desert Eagle appeared in his hand again. Yan Wu didn't raise his head, and directly held the gun at the flower bed below. Chen Da'an was taken aback suddenly, this is in Shuxi Hospital, and the armed police force can only block one floor with such a large amount of energy, Yan Wu, you don't want to make any moths at this time, shoot everywhere so casually, what if you hurt someone? Even those people you injured last night, the court will help you wipe your butt one by one.
It's a pity that the sand eagle in Yan Wu's hand didn't make a sound at the moment, and the firelight sprayed out of the muzzle, and he saw that at the flower bed downstairs, on an osmanthus tree, a cluster of golden osmanthus flowers fell silently, and it didn't even attract the attention of patients and doctors and nurses who came and went.
Chen Da'an stared at the sand eagle in Yan Wu's hand with his mouth open and asked, "How can there be no gunshots?" I checked just now, and there was not a single bullet in it. ”
Yan Wu smiled, "The gun, it's good to have a little sound, I deliberately let it sound, otherwise how would you think it's a gun." ”
After Yan Wu's words were finished, Chen Da'an's mind flashed a little aura, "You deliberately made us think that you were using a gun! Isn't this a gun? What is that?"
Yan Wu spread his hand, the sand eagle turned into a water-blue ripple, and suddenly turned into a Winchester M1887 single-barreled shotgun, elegantly spun in his hand, and after learning to be automatically loaded like a Terminator, he pointed to his head and said, "It's a part of my body, Chief of Staff." After saying this, Yan Wu pulled the trigger on his head, which frightened Chen Da'an to close his eyes, for fear that there would be a bloody scene in front of him.
However, as a soldier's will and curiosity about strange things, he barely closed his eyes, and saw the same fire spewing out from the single-pass barrel in front of him, but there was also no sound. The firelight flooded Yan Wu's head, and after a blink of an eye, Yan Wu's head was not injured at all, and he still looked at Chen Da'an with a smile.
Chen Da'an looked at the white teeth in Yan Wu's mouth, and took a few steps back in fright, his voice trembling a little, "Who are you? Xiao Yan, are you still not human?"
"I, I'm one of the seventy-two Earth Demon Star Officials of the Heavenly Sect of the Shenxiao Jade Palace, the Earth Zhuang Star Monarch, Yan Wu is also!" Yan Wu collected the firearm with the change of star power at this moment, put his hands behind his back, stared at Chen Da'an with a pair of eyes, and introduced himself with a solemn face. As an immortal, he naturally can't lose face in the Jade Palace, and when he introduces himself, he must be solemn and serious.
"Impossible? How can there be immortals in this world?" Chen Da'an did not believe everything Yan Wu said, and the education he received since childhood told him that there are no demons, monsters, gods and Buddhas in this world, but only science and different classes of laborers.
Isn't there a song whose lyrics are sung well?"There has never been a savior, and it doesn't depend on the immortal emperor." It is up to us to create the happiness of mankind!"
"What we want is the socialist scientific outlook on development, not some immortal emperor!" Chen Da'an was a little scared, he was afraid that Yan Wu was just a madman with some superpowers, and his mind was full of some unrealistic conjectures, this kind of person would bring great disasters to the whole world.
"Why not? I Yan Wu can come back to life after I die, what else is impossible?" Yan Wu said lightly.
"Then tell me, what did you immortals do when the Chinese people were suffering? Why don't you stand up and help the thousands of people who have been oppressed by foreign countries, and you will only sit in the sky and enjoy the fireworks of the world?" Chen Da'an began to laugh and fight back.
Yan Wu shook his head, "Where did I know so much. All I know is that after I died, a man of God came to me with the head of a sheep and asked me if I would like to accept the position of star officer. I was anxious to avenge my death, so I immediately agreed, and then I returned to the world. ”
"Is that sheep's head?" Chen Da'an immediately thought, whether it was the firearm that Yan Wu took out, or the giant robot that had been transformed, there was an obvious sign on it, a hideous sheep's head, and a black word 'Zhuang' on it. Originally, I thought it was Yan Wu's bad taste, but now it seems that it is clearly his own mark.
Yan Wu nodded, "This is the mark of the Earth Zhuangxing Officer." ”
"I don't believe it, I still don't believe that you are an immortal. We have also been up to the moon, and there is an empty piece on it, except for the crater or the crater, where is there any Guanghan Palace, where is there Chang'e Moon Rabbit, Wu Gang Laurel Tree. It's all a lie, there are no gods. Chen Da'an shook his head and asked him to go back and report to the court that Yan Wu was a living immortal, but he was afraid that everyone would laugh out of his big teeth, Chen Da'an, are you crazy?
Yan Wu's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile, "Speaking of the moon, I think if you can solve the problem of my murder, I can talk about cooperation with the imperial court." ”
Chen Da'an's mind hadn't turned around for a while, "What are you cooperating?"
Yan Wu said, "Space, you won't forget that I am a star monarch, right? Okay, I'll give you sincerity first!" After saying this, Yan Wu suddenly turned over the balcony and jumped into the air, and suddenly a huge figure appeared in mid-air, a strong air flow emanated from its back, and in an instant, the scarlet figure flew into the sky and disappeared in the night before dawn.
"What kind of rhythm is this? Do you go to the moon without saying a word?" Chen Da'an's brain is almost unable to turn, do the gods like to be upright like this?