"Click!"

The stick in Mao Sandao's hand was so powerful that it hit Wang Er's fist directly, and it was broken into two pieces on the spot.

"Grandma has a leg, casually wielding a broken stick, and thinks you are the Monkey King? ”

Wang Er smiled contemptuously, shook his fists, and walked towards Mao Sandao step by step.

In this regard, the onlookers' eyes lit up and they couldn't help but talk about it. Because Mao Sandao's reputation in the village was really not very good, most people pointed fingers at him, thinking that he really stole Wang Er's things.

"Your Grandma's ......"

Mao Sandao was stunned for several breaths, glanced at the two sticks on the ground, and couldn't help twitching his face fiercely, grandma's, such a thick stick was broken, is this Wang Er a human or a ghost?

"Thief, where...... Run, eat my old king's punch!"

Wang Er groped his fist, his eyes suddenly turned horizontal, and his body snorted like a swift wind, facing Mao Sandao's head.

"Whew!"

Mao Sandao is a witty person, since he can't beat him, then run away! I am a thief, speed wins, is it possible that I can't outrun you? So Mao Sandao ran away and rushed towards the crowd with a roar.

"Boom!"

It's just that he tripped over a person just after running two steps, and he fell Mao San miserably, his mouth was crooked, his eyes were slanted, and his eyebrows were swollen with a big pimple.

"Hmph, I stole my chicken, and I still want to run, but I don't have any doors!"

A rough female voice came, Mao Sandao was like a lightning strike on the spot, and even the pain in his body disappeared, he stared blankly at the two elephant legs that appeared in front of him, and swallowed his saliva with difficulty.

"Ahh Wang Er's body trembled obviously, and his voice trembled.

"The second daughter-in-law of the king is here, and everyone hurriedly retreats. ”

The onlookers also reacted immediately, and hurriedly pedaled and retreated several steps one after another, only then did they feel relieved and let out a long breath.

"Wang Er's daughter-in-law, good fellow...... What a ...... The heart is wide and the body is fat, and the abyss is far away!"

Even Ye Bufan, who saw it through the screen, twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, and was almost blinded by the woman in the image, and he didn't know how many years of cultivation titanium alloy fairy eyes.

But isn't it, the second lady's wife can't cover the burly body in a big red dress, her face is chubby and fleshy, her chin is a typical double chin, and the flesh on her face is squeezed inside, so that her eyes are almost two small holes.

Even the neck seems to be gone, and it feels like a head on the shoulder, good guy! If you add the waist as thick as a water tank, the thick and short elephant legs, the sparse hair, and the scarlet lips, people will be shocked at a glance, and their hearts will be like 100,000 divine beasts galloping wildly, and the galloping sound is like lightning and thunder, which will last for a long time.

And this burly woman also put on makeup, a peach-like face, black eyebrows, flaming red lips, and sparse hair is also tied into a capable ponytail, this kind of appearance gives people an unparalleled impact, I am afraid that it will be remembered fresh after n years.

"Ah, wronged, God, come and call the shots for me, I'm really wronged!"

Mao Sandao came to his senses easily, tears suddenly flashed in his eyes, and he was about to cry when he was wronged, he raised his head and looked at the sky pitifully, his hands were folded, his voice was hoarse, and his body was even more trembling.

Coupled with that dirty shirt and a face with a blue nose and swollen face, no matter how pitiful it looks, many people around couldn't bear it, so they quickly turned their heads and turned their heads away.

Wang Er's body stiffened, swallowed saliva with difficulty, and his expression was a little dumbfounded, but he still stubbornly said loudly: "Mao Sandao, you are still not a man after all! A manly husband must dare to be a man, if you steal it, you steal it, your mother sells it, you don't dare to admit it, what kind of thing are you, what kind of man are you!"

"But...... I really didn't steal your chickens! It's broad daylight, and people are coming and going, how can I steal your chickens?" Mao Sandao really wanted to cry, "Besides, if I really stole your chickens, where would the chickens go, and still stand here stupidly waiting for you to catch them?"

"Smack!"

Wang Er didn't make a move, his daughter-in-law with a big waist and a round waist was directly slapped out, and poor Mao Sandao fell to the ground on the spot, fell a dog and ate, grinning in pain, and it took a long time to react.

"You didn't steal it, but who stole it?" Which bastard bragged all day long that he was the number one thief in the world?" The second daughter-in-law pinched her waist with both hands, and her face trembled, "Mao Sandao, unless you take out my chickens today and knock them three times, otherwise, ...... You don't want to go!"

Saying that, this sturdy woman rolled up her sleeves vigorously, and took two steps forward fiercely, the sound of the knocking footsteps was strong and heavy, shocking, and the people around were extremely shocked, although her body was not tall, but in the eyes of everyone, it was as indestructible as a mountain, and she needed to look up.

"Mao Sandao, what else do you have to say so far?" Wang Er looked at him frantically, "Hurry up and take out my old hen, read it for the sake of many years of hair, I will spare you once!"

"But I'm ...... I really didn't steal!" Mao Sandao's eyes shed tears of grievance to the extreme, "The sky is above, I really didn't steal the old hen of Wang Er's family, if you dare to lie, you won't be able to die of thunder and thunder!"

"Yo Yo Yo, you still have the face to swear, hehe. Wang's second daughter-in-law squinted her eyes and looked at Mao Sandao with disdain, "Three-year-old children know that there are no ghosts and gods in this world, you swear that there is a hairy use, say quickly, do you want to delay time?"

"I, I, I ......"

Mao Sandao jumped around in a hurry, trying his best to explain to this stinky woman, but with little effect, the other party rolled up his sleeves with a fierce face, and it seemed that he was going to catch him and repair it again.

"Who said there are no ghosts and gods in this world?"

said that it was too late and that was fast, at the moment of crisis, Mao Sandao suddenly remembered the strange things that he had encountered three times before, so he shouted loudly: "Second daughter-in-law Wang, you are a woman, don't do anything with me as a man other than your husband, let me ask you something, do you dare to agree?"

"Hehe, I'm still hard-mouthed when I'm dying!" The second daughter-in-law of the king twitched on her face, and said viciously: "What can you do? Tell me, what is it, of course the old lady dares to agree!"

"Good!"

Mao Sandao actually breathed a sigh of relief, his eyes shone slightly, stared at Wang's second daughter-in-law, and said, "Do you dare to take out the bag of chili peppers on your back to honor God?"

"What? Honor God?"

Wang Er was stunned, Wang Er's daughter-in-law was stunned, and the surrounding melon-eating crowd was also stunned.