Chapter 003 It's so easy
Has the technology of Journey to the West advanced to such an extent?
It's amazing!
Hou Jingjing stretched out her hand to choose.
"Slow," Bodhi Ancestor stopped her, and said with a serious white beard, "The deadline for completing the task is two hundred years, and if you can't complete it, it will be a catastrophe, and if you can't survive it, your soul will be scattered!"
For Hou Jingjing, who was once a mortal, two hundred years is a long time, okay?!
It's the same as no expiration date!
Hou Jingjing nodded and wanted to order again.
"Wait," Bodhi Ancestor reminded her again, "Every single one here is an extremely difficult task to complete, otherwise the immortals would have been flying all over the sky for eight thousand worlds!"
"Understood, Master!"
No matter how difficult it is, it's better than being a monkey for a lifetime, right?
It's still a monkey with no gender, wearing a golden hoop, called a great sage, and actually restricted everywhere!
Especially when this life is so long!
Hou Jingjing stretched out her fingers and squinted at the Bodhi Ancestor, for fear that he would have something to say again.
Bodhi Ancestor stretched out his hand, closed his mouth and signaled that it was time to order.
Piu~~
The moment Hou Jingjing's finger touched the small grid of the roulette wheel, the fog-like obscuration on that grid immediately dissipated, and a small scroll of text popped out of the grid and opened by itself:
Married to workaholic Yang Jian and abandoned him on their wedding night.
Huh?
Who posted this immoral and smoking mission?
It's just a matter of marrying the target person and making the other party like you, so why abandon someone on your wedding night?
How much hatred and resentment does the person who posted it have with Yang Jian?
Before she could get out of her question, the original handwriting on the text panel dissipated, and soon a few new lines of content gradually appeared:
Yang Jian, 123,674 years old.
Character, few words, aloof. workaholic, only cultivation and fighting in his heart.
Hobbies: Keeping pets.
Status: Single.
Hou Jingjing couldn't help but be stunned.
"Master," she watched the roulette wheel gradually dissipate and everything in the blue water lake returned to calm, and she pondered for a while before she asked Bodhi Ancestor, "Which bastard gave this task?"
"Yang Jian's uncle, the Jade Emperor. ”
"Ah...... Bishui Lake ...... The water is so green!" Hou Jingjing was busy talking about his embarrassment.
Bodhi Ancestor sighed silently: "Wukong, you have chosen the most impossible task for you - it is just that you are a woman, even if it is a man, it is better to be a sexless...... In the end, I had to abandon him...... He is the god of war in the heavenly realm, if he doesn't listen to the announcement, he will kill if he is abandoned!"
So, this uncle, not only wants to torture his nephew, but also wants to torture the person who chose this question?
Is the Jade Emperor so lonely and painful?
Bodhi Ancestor was like a roundworm in her stomach, and she knew it after a little thought: "The Jade Emperor is also a painstaking person, I want this nephew to add a little life experience in addition to cultivation and fighting!"
"What about abandoning him?" Hou Jingjing still couldn't figure it out.
"Hone his will?"
The master and apprentice looked at each other, and after a while, the Bodhi Patriarch patted his thigh: "It's useless to talk more, come on Wukong." You can!"
Are you sure?
Hou Jingjing wanted to have a pain in her head, so she could only use the little monkey's grinding technique, hanging on the arm of the Bodhi Ancestor and begging: "Let me pump again, Master~~~Teacher~~~Father~~~~"
"Do you want to eat noodles, this marinade is not delicious, change to a bowl?" Bodhi Ancestor shook his head, "Come on, Wukong, Yang Jian will definitely not look down on you if you are like this now." Bodhi Ancestor gave Hou Jingjing an idea, "It's better to become a woman first." ”
Emmmmm......
Truly......
The current Hou Jingjing is a little monkey who has not yet reached adulthood, with monkey hair, sharp-beaked monkey gills, three feet tall, and the back of the robe is still slit, in order to facilitate the monkey's tail to come out......
It's better to beg Yang Jian directly, tell him the content of the task, and beg him to fake marriage with him and abandon him......
"That's right," Bodhi Ancestor reminded again, "This kind of thing is all secret, and it can't be leaked to anyone except you and me—otherwise you won't even have to survive the Heavenly Tribulation, and your soul will be scattered immediately!"
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In the next few days, Hou Jingjing went to the library to look through the classics when she had nothing to do, looking for a way to become a woman.
At present, it seems that there are two feasible methods, one is to cultivate to the infancy stage and reshape the physical body, and the other is to put it to death and regenerate it in the body of a woman.
The first takes a long, long, long time......
The second type of cruelty...... and nauseous......
Eh, isn't Sun Wukong supposed to be seventy-two changes, how about becoming a woman?
Hou Jingjing was so happy that she jumped three feet high, as if she only needed to become a woman, Yang Jian would immediately become her minister under her skirt.
She ran to Bishui Lake again and begged Patriarch Bodhi to teach her seventy-two changes.
"Bah, bah, no culture!" Patriarch Bodhi was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, "That's called the seventy-two techniques of the Earth Evil, and they are seventy-two kinds of techniques! The change is just one of the techniques, called 'false form'! That is a trick of the eyes, with Yang Jian's ability, the eyes of heaven can be seen through as soon as they open their eyes!"
Oh~~
"Then Master...... Cultivating to the Yuan Infant Stage, can you really reshape your physical body......
Hou Jingjing asked without confidence, because from a layman to the Yuan infant stage, not to mention that he can't cultivate, even if he finally cultivates, two hundred years will definitely not be enough.
Who would have thought that the Bodhi Patriarch stretched out his hand to probe Hou Jingjing's spiritual platform, and actually said: "You are bred by the spirit stone of Nuwa's mending heaven period, and as soon as you are born, your eyes shoot out golden light and go straight to the bull fight, even the Jade Emperor is shocked, and your cultivation is different from that of mortals." ”
The desperate Hou Jingjing seemed to have two meatloaf falling from the sky when she was hungry, and jumped three times to the feet of the Bodhi Patriarch: "Can I?"
"Sit down with all your heart to the sky. "Bodhi Patriarch is the right way.
Hou Jingjing hurriedly sat down seriously, and as soon as she closed her eyes, she felt a cool breath pouring into the center of her eyebrows, which was transmitted to the limbs and hundreds of bones along the veins, and finally stayed in the dantian.
Almost at the same time, the dark world "Teng" burst into a burst of light, the light quickly converged into mountains, rivers, lakes, light as a feather as if it had wings in the sky swooping, flying, instantly can enjoy the vast four states and three realms, all living beings!
"Sure enough, it's a spirit monkey. ”
Patriarch Bodhi withdrew his finger that was dotting Hou Jingjing's eyebrows, and smiled like a spring flower, his white beard and white eyebrows trembled with excitement, "From today onwards, you get up early every day to listen to the scriptures, stand on a stump in the afternoon, and meditate here after dinner!
Sounds like I'm happy with the way I look.
Hou Jingjing's heart was suddenly full of hope, and she hurriedly took advantage of Master's happiness to make another request: "Master, I still have a long body, and it's not good for cultivation due to lack of nutrition! Let Senior Brother Nine take me to the mortal restaurant to eat some chicken, duck and fish, and grow my body!"
"No, how can a cultivator take care of his appetite?"
The first reaction of the Bodhi Patriarch was to refuse, but he saw that the little cute monkey in front of him stared at him with big watery and misty eyes, and looked at himself pitifully, feeling a little cruel for a while, "The chicken, duck and fish in the mortal world are too heavy, and eating them hinders the cultivation ......of immortals."
"Division~~~Father~~~"
Hou Jingjing began to shake the sleeve of the Bodhi Patriarch again.
"Okay, okay," Patriarch Bodhi completely disarmed and surrendered, "In a few days, it will be the Pan Tao Conference, I will take you to meet the world, and eat some delicious food by the way!"