Continued above
After a while, the wine and food were all served, and Han Li was drinking while picking up the dishes, while looking at the sweaty shopkeeper Ermao Mao Mao and asked, "Is this your boss lady?" β
"Shhh The shopkeeper turned his head and glanced at the counter, and saw that the proprietress was looking down at the account book, and then said to Han Li: "The shopkeeper used to be a famous sword cultivator in the Northern Han Immortal Domain, and the two of them lived here together and opened this restaurant...... Later, the shopkeeper went to the pheasant valley hundreds of miles away after getting drunk one day, but he never thought about it but never returned, and he lost contact. Alas, since then, this Heng girl has been both the shopkeeper and the proprietor, but her temperament has changed greatly, and she often beats and scolds the guys. The shopkeeper poured Han Li a glass of wine, let Han Li drink it by himself, and turned around to go back to work.
When he was full of wine and food, Han Li shouted, "Check out." The shopkeeper walked in front of him. He said softly: "Two coins of silver, is it okay for the guest officer to eat?"
Han Li touched his stomach and boasted, "A full meal is a delicacy in the world. As he spoke, he took out a piece of Xianyuan Stone and put it on the table, and said, "No need to look for it" and wanted to get up and leave.
"Wait. The shopkeeper Heng held the Xianyuan Stone in his hand: "The small shop only accepts silver, this so-called Xianyuan Stone is not worth a penny here, and the guest officer should pay the bill with silver." β
"Forehead......" Han Li was stunned for a moment, and said, "It's not a coincidence, Poor Dao hasn't touched the worldly silver taels for an unknown number of years, but he doesn't know that there are such rules here, only the silver taels are not accepted Immortal Yuan Stones. β
"So, do you want to eat the overlord meal?" Heng's shopkeeper's face changed, and his face was frosty.
"No, it's just that the poor road has just arrived in the treasure land, and I didn't know that there were such rules, why don't I send it to your store another day when I have the silver?" Han Li felt a scratch of his head.
"Hmph, Juxian Mansion is not where you can come if you want to, and leave if you want. The shopkeeper shouted coquettishly: "Fat man, stupid face, close the door and let go of Maomao!"
I could only hear a clanging sound in the back kitchen, and a fat man with a seven-foot-tall apron around his waist and a wok in his hand ran out of the kitchen. The shopkeeper put down the work in his hand and rushed over, baring his teeth and shouting, "Which one who doesn't have long eyes dares to eat the overlord meal! Is there no one who bullies us in the Juxian Building!" Seeing that it was Han Li, he immediately said with an angry face: "Dare to eat the overlord meal, is there no man who bullied our shopkeeper?" Hmph, before I get angry, hurry up and settle the meal money, I can still spare you from dying!"
Shopkeeper Heng stretched out his hand to hold his forehead and turned around: "Get out!"
The shopkeeper held his head high: "Okay, shopkeeper!" and galloped away.
Han Li looked at the shopkeeper Ermao who continued to work around the store, and praised him sincerely: "The shopkeeper's good method, the master of the Asgard Palace has been trained like this, admire, admire." β
Without waiting for the shopkeeper to speak, the fat man took over the conversation with an iron pot in his hand: "Hmph, what is a down-and-out master of the Asgard Palace, the fat man among the two heroes of the Northern Han is himself! If you are not afraid of death, don't pay for food." He turned his head again and said, "Don't be afraid, the shopkeeper, with me, no one can bully you, right?" β
"You ...... too"
"Gotcha~"
Han Li saw that the shopkeeper was trembling slightly, and arched his hand: "The shopkeeper is not feeling well, or you can rest first, I will definitely send the food money another day." β
"Silly face!" Shopkeeper Heng didn't seem to hear Han Li's words, he turned his head and shouted again, and finally, a blue-robed young man ran over and asked with a happy face, "My shopkeeper Heng'er, did you call me?"
Shopkeeper Heng clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and squeezed out a smile, and said softly: "No, get out." β
"Okay Hengheng, you can call me again if you have something. I'm going to get busy first, Ruyan, Miao Miao, and Momo all sent me a message just now, I think they must have fallen in love with me at the same time~ Hehe"
"Fuck off, sister!"
"That's right, that's how they replied, you are so powerful!"
......
Han Li looked at everything in front of him, as if he was in a different world, and muttered, "Who am I, where am I, what have I done wrong?"
A cold voice came from outside the door: "You have done nothing wrong, but your backer has offended the Urging Alliance by not renewing it for a long time, and the Urging Alliance has summoned the ancient true spirit and exiled you here as a punishment! If you still want to return to the realm of cultivating immortals, you will do 500 years of running for free with the shopkeeper of Heng in this Juxian Building, and there may be a day when the avenue can be expected." β
"Who are you?" Han Li felt a chill in his heart as he looked at the person who came in outside the door.
"Daoyou really forget how much the nobles do, I am urging the little fresh meat of the alliance, and the call is also. β
γNorthern Cold Immortal Domainγ
"Bottle, what the hell do you want to do?" Han Li had a bitter look on his face.
"Can you do it? Bottles are bottles, Ling'er is Ling'er!"
"Then you say, whose bottle is it?" Han Li was a little angry.
"The bottle is mine, it's yours, in the end, the bottle and I are all yours. Are you satisfied?" the bottle spirit was a little impatient.
"If you said it earlier, it would have been nothing. Han Li picked up his wine glass: "Take a sip." β
"I'm allergic and don't drink it. Bottle Spirit twisted his face.
"Allergic to your sister, if you don't want to drink it, I'll take this bottle for wine." Han Li smiled wickedly.
"I drink...... I drink ......" the bottle spirit looked disdainful.
"But before I drank it, there was a problem. β
"Say, there's nothing I don't know. Han Li patted his chest.
"You sister, you are stunned, I don't know what you are all about?" The bottle spirit shouted angrily: "From the time you started to practice, until now, I already know everything through the bottle, hum, I know what you know, and I know what you don't know." β
"Oh, hey, I'm bragging!"
"Don't believe it?" Bottle Spirit glanced at him, stretched out his fingers, and a layer of light curtain appeared in front of the two, and some pictures slowly appeared.
In the picture, a man and a woman are fighting with a Mo Jiao, and after a while, Mo Jiao lay down, and then the man cut Mo Jiao's belly, and then a pink mist appeared, a man and a woman began to be confused, and their clothes were untied, and then ......
"Damn, your sister's hurry up and shut me down!" Han Li jumped up and pointed at the bottle spirit's nose and scolded.
"Okay, it's off, let's see the next one. β
"Hmph, count you as acquaintances. Han Li touched his nose and sat down.
Before he could sit down, another scene suddenly appeared: Han Li and a stunning beauty were naked in the cave, and the stunning beauty was whipped Han Li with a leather whip, and kept muttering, "Are you okay?" Han Li kept rolling on the ground.
"You're shutting it off for me!" Han Li directly smashed the wine glass into the bottle spirit's face.
"Why can't you get along with me?!" Han Li asked with an angry expression.
The bottle spirit lowered his head, a blush rose on his face, and muttered, "Do you know why my body is a bottle......
"Huh?"
"Hate ......"
"Forehead ......"
......
After the deed, the bottle spirit lay in Han Li's arms, looking shy.