Chapter 53 Walking with the Water Stop
The reason why the Water Stopping Daozun came with her is that the Ethereal Daozun accompanies her every time she travels, and this time is naturally no exception, her most justified reason is that Tan Shaobai's current cultivation cannot protect the ethereal, and she has a powerful immortal prayer wheel, and her cultivation is much more advanced than Tan Shaobai, originally Tan Shaobai was resolutely opposed. However, in order to have one more beautiful woman to accompany them, Hongji and Xiao Clever both voted in favor, and both sides of the ethereal were not easy to offend and abstained. In the end, with two votes passed, one vote against, and one abstention, Zhishui successfully joined the ranks, which made Tan Shaobai helpless and could only bear it painfully.
Heaven Mountain, after the ravages of fairy beasts, has long lost its original appearance, more than fifty percent of the vegetation on the mountain has been destroyed, the top of the circumferential mountain and the Heaven Lake have been completely razed to the ground, when Tan Shaobai and they left when the morning sun has just risen, this place has become a barren land full of dead silence. According to the later records of Li Tangguo, this disaster is known as the Heavenly Fire Tribulation.
Tan Shaobai frowned sadly and Hongzhi and Xiao Jiling flew in front, Hongzhi cultivated the highest among the three, he was different from the Buddhist cultivators of the Brahma Heart Sect, he did not fly with Buddha clouds, but Buddha lotus. On the big Buddha lotus with a diameter of five meters, Xiao Jiling and Tan Shaobai are sitting there, and since he set off on the road, Tan Shaobai has not said a word until now. Behind the Buddha Lotus is the blue Lingyun of the Ethereal Dao Venerable, and the water stop has already occupied Tan Shaobai's position, chatting with Ethereal Miao about something. They didn't have any special destinations on this trip, they just flew to the southeast.
"Hey, I said Shaobai, how did you become dumb. Don't you think it's boring?" said the little wit. Tan Shaobai glanced at it and said, "Don't pay attention to me, bother." You are also called brothers, and you will harm us. Hongzhi turned his head and smiled: "Okay, big brother, don't be angry, let's pull a beautiful woman to go together, don't we also create a chance for you? Maybe you can get a beautiful wife again?"
Tan Shaobai said angrily: "Wife, whoever marries her as a wife will be the mold of eight lifetimes, if you are willing, you can go." Anyway, if you ask me for money, I don't want it. A mother-in-law like her can only be an old virgin. The little wit thought that Tan Shaobai made a silent gesture and said: "Boss, it's okay for you to speak quietly, it's not that you don't know how high the cultivation of the waterstop is, if she hears your words, I'm afraid she will really go crazy." You're too poisonous, aren't you? People just murdered you at the beginning, and you really hold a grudge. ”
Tan Shaobai said hatefully: "I just hold a grudge." You haven't experienced that taste, at the beginning, when I left the mountain for the first time with Miao Miao and Zhishui, I was only in the early stage of cultivating the tiger, that time, on the way I just said a few words in my heart, and as a result, Zhishui used the forbidden method to make me feel painful, this hatred, I have never forgotten. I have a very important heart, and I will remember the little kindness that others have done to me, and I will definitely repay it. If there is a grudge, I will remember it more deeply, and it will be inflicted on the enemy tenfold. Stop the water, you wait, one day I will let you beg me for mercy. ”
Hongji said with some concern: "Boss, don't take it too seriously, being too persistent in hatred may affect your cultivation improvement." Tan Shaobai said slightly angrily: "It's not you who did it, you have to let Zhishui follow us, so that I can't be together with Miao, with her such a light bulb brighter than the sun, what should I do?"
The little ghost made a fainting look, "Shaobai, you don't need to be in such a hurry, it's okay to endure for two days." Wife, it's not interesting to be together every day, it's good to have some intervals. Tan Shaobai shook his head and said, "Little Witty, you seem to know very well, have you also had a love experience?" If I remember correctly, by now I have eight hundred and sixty-three wives. Looking at Tan Shaobai's surprised appearance, Xiao Clever continued: "Don't believe it. In the monkey forest of Moyun Peak, I am the Supreme, and those female monkeys can't wait to send them to me. At the beginning, those wives were basically dead, but in the past few hundred years, everyone who has had a leg with me, I have lost a little aura to them, and now, I still have at least 400 wives alive, and when I go back to the monkey forest, I will beckon them to meet you. ”
Tan Shaobai looked at the little wit dumbfounded, turned his head to Hongzhi and said, "Xiaoji, this is not true, right?" Hongzhi smiled: "This is indeed true, don't you know, the little wit is very fraternal." ”
Without any warning, Tan Shaobai waved his hand and hit the little ghost on the head hard, and said, "Damn, I didn't expect that without looking at you, you turned into a silver monkey and made hundreds of wives." ”
The little clever wanted to fight back angrily, but was blocked by the prohibition laid by Tan Shaobai with the power of God, "Dead Shaobai, you are the silver monkey, hit me on the head again, I will fight with you." ”
Tan Shaobai said with a smile: "I won't fight with you, I won't be able to win against you." But, to be honest, when it comes to finding a wife, I can't compare to you. ”
At this moment, an ethereal voice came, "Shaobai, we have now entered the territory of Zhao Song Kingdom, and there seems to be a big city in front of us, do you want to go down and take a look." ”
Tan Shaobai perked up and said, "Okay! Let's go down and have a look." Only when he falls to the ground can he be with Ethereal, and naturally he must raise his hands and feet in favor. Under the urging of mana, a group of five people floated behind a dirt slope not far from the city of Zhao Song Kingdom. As soon as the mana was retracted, Tan Shaobai couldn't wait to rush to Ethereal's side and hold her hand, although there was only a few hours of brief separation, he felt as if he had been away from Ethereal for a long time. Feeling Tan Shaobai's deep affection, Miao Miao couldn't help but smile slightly, clenched his big palm with his backhand, and asked with concern: "Have you recovered your mana?" Tan Shaobai nodded, now he only has Miao in his eyes, and he can't care about anything else, holding the soft and boneless little hand, his empty heart is suddenly full.
Zhishui snorted, although she was a little dissatisfied, but after all, they were husband and wife, and she couldn't do anything, "Let's go, don't be affectionate, let's go into the city." ”
Tan Shaobai didn't even look at Zhishui, he walked to the other side of the dirt slope with his arms around the misty, Zhishui stomped his foot hatefully, hurriedly chased after him, slapped Tan Shaobai's hand and said, "You are not allowed to occupy my senior sister." ”
Tan Shaobai said angrily: "What is hegemony? Miao Miao is my wife, we are the most legitimate together, you are the one who dominates." A cold light flashed in Zhishui's eyes, and he said angrily: "You want to beg for a fight, don't you?"
Tan Shaobai snorted coldly: "I've put up with you for a long time, just beat you, am I still afraid that you won't succeed, don't you have a broken plate?" Come on, see if my Qianjun stick can break your broken plate." ”
Miao Miao was startled when she saw the tension between the two, and hurriedly stopped in front of Tan Shaobai and said, "It's all your own people, don't make trouble." Let's go to the city and talk about it. Come sister, let's go together. As she spoke, she pulled Tan Shaobai with one hand, and held the water with the other, and wanted to walk towards the big city in front of the soil slope. Hongzhi and Xiao Clever came to Tan Shaobai's side, and what Tan Shaobai saw was that the two were constantly snickering. He is really helpless now, in terms of strength, he can't fight the water stop that has reached the unpredictable middle stage no matter what, and now he can only take one step at a time, and then find a way to get rid of the "plague god" when he finds an opportunity.
Tianbo City, a medium-sized city in the Zhao Song Kingdom, has a city wall about 20 meters high, the city gate is open, and the suspension bridge connects the two sides of the moat, and passers-by will be simply interrogated by soldiers. When Tan Shaobai and the five of them walked to the city gate, they immediately saw many people being censored at the city gate. It's nothing for others, the main thing is that the little ghost is not easy to pass, and with the current cultivation of the little ghost, it is enough to use the transfiguration technique to become a sincere person, so Tan Shaobai is not too worried. After a while, everyone in front of them was let go, and finally it was their turn, Tan Shaobai was the first to step forward, at this time, he was wearing the most ordinary gray cloth robe of Qingyun Sect, all the things and magic weapons that he usually used were in the Qiankun Ring, and there was nothing to doubt at all, so he easily passed the test. Those soldiers seemed to be very respectful to the monks, Hongji was the second to let him go without being checked, the little clever was indeed smart, it conjured into an old man who was in his old age and coughed constantly, and those soldiers let him go in disgust for fear of being infected with something. Just when Tan Shaobai breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that nothing would happen, the soldiers had already begun to check the water stop.
Zhishui asked Miao Miao for the same hat, covering up her natural appearance, but her graceful figure caused trouble, and the soldier who checked her was obviously a womanizer, looking at Zhishui's crisp breasts, hehe Yin smiled: "What is bulging here, is there any contraband, let the master check it." As he spoke, he reached out and touched Zhishui's chest. Seeing the soldier grabbing her, Tan Shaobai noticed that Zhishui's figure was so violent, and he had thought about hatred before, so he hadn't paid attention to this. Seeing that Zhishui was about to be humiliated, Tan Shaobai felt an inexplicable pleasure in his heart, and he didn't go up to stop it, just looked at it with a smile. Sen Leng's murderous intent emanated from Zhishui's body, and the soldier screamed miserably, and suddenly fell to the side with his hand in hand, his right hand was already soft on his arm, obviously broken. This is also to stop the water, if the humiliated ones here today are replaced by the Demon Sect, I am afraid, the soldiers here will all turn into meat paste without exception.
Seeing that their companions were injured, the other soldiers were immediately furious, and more than 20 people quickly surrounded Tan Shaobai and the five people in the center, pointing their spears at the five people, and the squad leader led by him shouted angrily: "Who are you, you dare to spread wild in my Tianbo City." Zhishui said coldly: "It's already very cheap to cut off his hand, while I'm not angry, get out of my way, otherwise, I'll let you break all your limbs." ”
Miao Miao stopped the water for a moment and said, "Forget it, junior sister, why do you want to meet these people in general? Let's go." Decide. All the soldiers were frozen in place under the ethereal decision, and the two stepped forward, and the ethereal sleeves were split, and the soldiers fell to the ground suddenly. Only then did the five of them enter Tianbo City. The ordinary people behind them couldn't help but secretly marvel that some good deeds had already rushed to report to the government.
As soon as he entered the city, Miao Miao said to Zhishui: "Senior sister, your fiery temper should also be changed, we are people who cultivate the truth, what do we have to worry about with these ordinary people." ”
Zhi Shuiqiao's face was slightly red, and he said angrily: "But that bastard actually grabbed me from him, and it's good that I didn't kill him." Hearing her words, Tan Shaobai, Hongzhi, and the little wit subconsciously looked at Zhishui's full chest, and the little wit's resistance was the worst, and he immediately drooled. Zhishui was ashamed, and said angrily: "What do you see, do you want to die? If you look at it again, you will gouge out your eyes." ”
Tan Shaobai said with a smile: "Who made you look so drummed, and blame us for it, but I'm not interested in a big-chested woman like you." Or is my ethereal wife's figure suitable for me. ”
Zhishui was furious, and was about to have a seizure, Tan Shaobai hurriedly reminded her: "This is on the street, do you want to kill the civilians around you?" Zhishui was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and snorted angrily: "You wait for me, wait until you get out of the city to see how I clean you up." Miao dragged Tan Shaobai for a while, and said shyly: "You don't have to say a word." You're just unforgiving. ”
Tan Shaobai took Miaomiao's hand and kissed it, and said with a smile: "My mouth is the most forgiving is still you!" Even through the green yarn on the hat, Tan Shaobai could see that Miaomiao had blushed with shame, she pinched Tan Shaobai's hand, and said: "Don't say this kind of thing in front of so many people, people are so embarrassed." Zhishui seemed to be even more uncomfortable, and said to Miao Miao: "Senior sister, I really don't understand what you think, you actually married such a pervert." Tan Shaobai deceived Zhishui and didn't dare to do anything here, and said unscrupulously: "What is a pervert, this is my love for my wife, what's wrong." Oh, by the way, an old virgin like you, who is not loved, naturally won't understand. ”
Zhishui's face suddenly turned white, her lips trembled and she couldn't speak, Tan Shaobai clearly felt that the mana fluctuation in her body was extremely strong. Miao Miao said angrily: "Shaobai, you are too much, what are you talking about, quickly apologize to my junior sister." Tan Shaobai looked at the trembling Zhishui and suddenly felt happy, and stepped forward pretendically, and said: "Senior Sister Zhishui, I just made a mistake in the mouth, don't be angry, if you are angry, your body is not good." The cold light flashed in Zhishui's eyes, Tan Shaobai just felt bad, snapped, and had already been slapped heavily on his face, and he took four or five steps to stand firm, and was beaten on the street, which immediately attracted the attention of passers-by. Fortunately, the palm of stopping the water did not use mana, otherwise, Tan Shaobai would probably lose half his life if he didn't die.