The evolution of human beings is from monkeys to humans, so what is it to change from humans to monkeys?

Atavism?

When Hou Jingjing, a modern female college student, sat on a rock surrounded by green mountains and green waters, she found that she was not only covered in monkey hair, but also had an extra mass of masculine characteristics between her legs......

Her God......

collapsed.

She just couldn't go to school during the epidemic, so she came out to walk her dog while wearing a mask, and the 80-pound dog didn't hold on to it and accidentally fell into the artificial lake......

It's become a male monkey?

"Howling!"

She was horrified by her appearance, and cried out the name of her stupid dog.

"Ha Ha Ha Ha ......"

A huge fat monkey raced up to her, sitting beside her with his ass crooked and sticking out his tongue, panting as he licked her......

"Are you Xiaotian?"

"Ha Ha Ha Ha ......"

"You've crossed into a monkey too?"

"Ha Ha Ha Ha ......"

Yes.

Hou Jingjing believes that this is her Xiaotian, although there is no similarity in appearance at all, but she thinks that as the saying goes, monkey spirit monkey spirit, there will be no monkey in the world who is as stupid as her dog.

"You are a male and female...... Hou Jingjing lowered her head and picked up the monkey hair of Xiaotian, and suddenly wanted to cry, "Why are you still a female......?" How did I even change my gender...... It's so young, is it just born?"

"Ha Ha Ha Ha ......"

Xiao Tian, who has no heart and lungs, is quite happy, and the change in appearance does not cause her the slightest trouble.

Hou Jingjing was speechless and choked.

Xiaotian didn't know why she was unhappy, so he hurriedly put away his smiling face, made a sympathetic gesture of grievance, and honestly lay beside her, licking her from time to time to show comfort.

"Let go of that little monkey!"

Seven or eight monkeys suddenly ran out from behind the stones, large and small, all of them looked similar to Xiao Tian, but they could speak.

These monkeys were unrestrained and enthusiastic, especially one of the old monkeys shining with maternal brilliance, rushed over and picked up Hou Jingjing and kicked Xiaotian aside: "You are embarrassed to eat such a small monkey? Isn't the fruit fragrant? Isn't the vole fragrant?"

"Ha Ha Ha Ha ......"

Stupid Xiaotian was not angry at all, he instantly forgot about Fang Cai's troubles, and ran back with great interest to sit down next to the old monkey holding Hou Jingjing again.

"She's my mother, I'm her son......" Hou Jingjing decided to wronged herself in order to protect Xiaotian, "She's stupid, she doesn't have a bad heart, just now she just said that she was friendly - a monkey is still a good monkey." ”

The old monkey sighed heavily, and seriously pointed to Hou Jingjing's nose and said, "You are a stone monkey that popped out of the crack in the stone, without a father or a mother," and then pointed to Hou Jingjing's little belly, "You are not anyone's son, the stone monkey is neither male nor female, that is only enough to sprinkle ...... Shanshan, come here!"

A half-sized monkey immediately jumped over.

"Show it. ”

The monkey immediately bent down to pick the monkey hair under his belly......

Well......

It seems to be stronger than himself......

"Don't be afraid, you will live with us in the future!"

The old monkey very generously hugged Hou Jingjing in his arms, and took the monkeys to press a spring-like jump three feet high under their feet, "You are content to be born on our mountain! We have fish in the water here, rats in the grass, flowers bloom all year round, and peaches often bear ...... in spring, summer, autumn and winter."

Or only cultural monkeys.

Wait, Xiantao?

Stone monkeys?

Hou Jingjing suddenly felt a little dizzy, or maybe the old monkey jumped with her in her arms, and hurriedly jumped on his shoulder: "What is our mountain called?"

"Huaguo Mountain!"

"Is there a water curtain hole?"

The monkeys were stunned for a moment, stopped on the branch and surrounded Hou Jingjing in the middle: "What kind of jelly is tarpon jelly, is it delicious?"

Mom, the Water Curtain Cave is waiting for her Hou Jingjing to develop!

She is the Monkey King who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace!

She suddenly felt that she was very powerful, and she threw her head up and laughed: "Monkeys, I know an excellent cave house, after a waterfall, it is called 'Water Curtain Cave'! Let's live there, and we will never be afraid ......of the wind and sun in the future."

"That place is called tarpon jelly?"

The old monkey was very happy when he heard this, and took the lead and jumped towards the tree ten meters away, and the rest of the monkeys followed, Xiaotian was not far behind, and chased after him with his hands and feet, almost not throwing Hou Jingjing off his shoulder!

Fortunately, Hou Jingjing became a monkey and her hands and feet were much more flexible, grabbed the monkey hair of the roaring sky, watched the trees whistling left and right, and jumped in front of a stone platform with the monkeys after a while.

Opposite the stone platform is a waterfall falling from the sky, quite a "suspected Yellow River falling for nine days" of the turbulent posture.

"Wow groove!" Hou Jingjing shouted loudly, "Good water, good water! Who can jump in without hurting his body, I will worship him as the king......"

"Whew!"

The old monkey jumped in without blinking an eye.

"Woohoo!"

None of the monkeys jumped in without blinking.

Hou Jingjing was dazzled, and secretly screamed in her heart.

What about the Monkey King?

Could it be that the old monkey is?

"Xiaotian, jump!"

Hou Jingjing rode on Xiaotian's neck to urge, who knew that in his previous life, he didn't know the height of the sky, and he dared to jump down when he saw the artificial lake......

Don't...... Is it afraid of water?

That's right, in my last life, I became a monkey after drowning in the water!

This stupid dog, why can't he change it after eating poop in his last life?

Hou Jingjing was in a hurry here, and the old monkey who jumped in ahead of him turned around and jumped back, pulling the monkey's paw to the waterfall without saying a word......

Sure enough, it's a cave.

Sure enough, it was written "Huaguo Mountain Blessed Land, Water Curtain Cave Cave Sky".

But she is no longer qualified to be the Monkey King.

orz~~

The monkeys were happy, grabbing pots and bowls, occupying the stove and fighting for the bed, only she stood at the door in a gray manner, and Xiaotian sat on the ground beside her and looked at the group of monkeys "Ha'erha'er......", looking carefree.

If the Monkey King can't be done, maybe there will be a chance to be a Monkey King?

The question is, Hou Jingjing, you really want to be this sharp-beaked monkey with cheeks, monkey hair, a tail, and no gender...... Monkey King?

Even if you want to, aren't you still wearing a golden hoop and protecting Tang Seng to learn scriptures? !

No.

I want to go home.

I want to take online lessons.

I will fight for socialist construction all my life!

"That ......" she made up her mind, caught up with the old monkey and asked politely, "Please ask, how to get to Lingtai Fangcun Mountain?" I want to find Bodhi Ancestor...... Learn the arts. ”

Let's talk to them about learning art, they don't understand anything else.

When the old monkey heard this, his eyes lit up, and he pulled Hou Jingjing out of the water curtain hole and pointed to the vast sea in the southwest direction and said: "That's it over there! It's just the south wind, let's build a raft for you, and you will be able to float there in less than two months! After learning the skill, come back to protect us, and we will recognize you as the king!"

The monkey hair on the top of Hou Jingjing's head exploded: "A raft...... Drift for two months?"

"You can!" The old monkey's high-spirited attitude was very similar to that of the school's teaching director, "Listen to my grandfather, the stone that gave birth to you was dropped here when Nuwa was mending the sky, and it has been absorbing the aura of heaven and earth for millions of years!