It is no one else who pretends to be Dong Ji, it is the bitter face.

Hearing this, Kumian walked up. Fu Hao and the others all sweated for him, without him, the bitter expression was too stiff. If the original Dong Jihou is a person who is not smiling, then it is easy to say, he can act in the true colors of the bitter face; in case he is a hippie smiling face and has no proper shape, then the bitter face will be exposed in minutes!

Fu Hao has already decided that if his bitter face is revealed, he will forcibly go up to lie, and then it will be his time to play on the spot.

"It's not good, thinking about it like this, I was a little looking forward to showing my bitter face......" Fu Hao hurriedly shook his head to sober himself up.

He Tong raised his head and glanced at the bitter face, stretched out his right hand and said, "Waist card." ”

Bitter face sent the waist card according to his words. At that moment, the psychic moth flew above his head and circled for a moment.

He Tong rubbed his waist card and said with a smile: "Do you have any jokes to tell me today?

"Huh, joke?" Bitter face was slightly stunned, and turned his head slightly to look at Fu Hao and them, as if asking for help.

"It's not good!" Fu Hao and the others all "chuckled" in their hearts, and even wanted to let Kumian tell jokes, wouldn't that be equivalent to making Kumian laugh all the time?

"Haha, my stepbrother is joking with me again, don't you tell me a joke every time you come back, and last time you also said a 'bosom friend listening to the piano', which made me laugh so much that my stomach hurts!" He Tong seemed to recall the joke again, and tears were about to flow out.

Then, without waiting for a bitter face to speak, He Tong coughed lightly, changed to a deep tone and said slowly: "The forest is full of colorful flowers, I sit on my knees in white and win the snow, caressing Yaoqin, you stand quietly aside, you are my only bosom friend." So, you and I have made a good story that has been passed down through the ages—"

"Play the piano to the cow!"

"Hahahaha-" He Tong covered his stomach and said breathlessly, "Oh no, I just laughed to death......"

Fu Hao and the others had black lines on their faces, they didn't feel funny, only the cold to the bone......

Moreover, if this cold joke was told by Dong Jihou to this He Tong, isn't that just saying that he is a cow in disguise? This can also be laughed at, and normal people should fight......

"Poof-" Suddenly, the corners of Kumian's mouth grinned, and he laughed as if he couldn't hold it.

"Oh my God!" This time it was Fu Hao and the others who were dumbfounded, and even Evil Shengzheng was carefully considering whether his apprentice's brain circuit had been damaged.

Right now, there is only one question that appears in the minds of Fu Hao and others, and that is - how low is the laughter of the bitter face!

"Of course I have jokes, this time it's called Grilled Fish. Kumian restrained his smile and said to He Tong seriously.

"Okay, okay, you can say it!" He Tong sat upright, like a student listening to the lecture.

Kumian said, "Once upon a time, a man went fishing and caught a talking carp. This man thought that the carp could talk wonderfully, and that if he ate it, something good would happen, so he wanted to roast it. Then the carp spoke, and begged this man: If you let me go, don't roast me and eat it! This man thought for a moment and said, "Okay, but I want to test you a few questions, and if you can answer them, I won't eat you." The carp was very happy and said, "You take the test, you take the test!"

"This man roasted the carp ......"

There was silence in the audience, and the pin drop could be heard.

After a while, Gu Yuanzhi shook his wit, hugged himself tightly and said, "It's so cold......"

"Hahaha-" As if the switch was turned on, He Tong's whole person curled up in a ball, beat his chest and feet, and slapped the shore in amazement.

For a full quarter of an hour, He Tongcai sat down on the chair like a loss of strength, and said in his mouth: "Oh, no, this time it's funnier than the previous ones, and I will die of laughter if I continue like this......"

Evil Shengzheng said speechlessly: "It's not too early, let's review it quickly." There are still seven brothers waiting for you!"

He Tong saw that it was Dong Chengqian, and he also realized that he was not, so he quickly adjusted and returned the waist card of the bitter face.

Bitter face turned out to be a waist card, nodded, and turned to leave.

He Tong didn't forget to add a sentence in the end: "Brother step-step, don't forget next time!"

Kumian paused slightly, and said, "Hmm." ”

Bu Mingming and Zhi Xinping on the side glanced at each other, and said in surprise: "You can tell a bad joke?

At this moment, He Tong happened to call the next person: "Lin Ping!"

"It's coming!" Zhi Xinping was shocked, tidied up his clothes, walked forward with his head held high and a smile on his face, and took out his waist card without waiting for He Tong to speak.

He Tong took a look at it and marked it on the roster.

"The first strike is the strongest!" Zhi Xinping said confidently: "Actually, I will also talk about ......"

"Next, Zhu Shi!" He Tong directly returned the waist card to Zhi Xinping, and directly called the next person.

"Huh?" Zhi Xinping was directly stunned, standing in place and not knowing what was going on.

Seeing this, He Tong asked, "What's the matter, Senior Brother Lin?"

Zhixinping said: "That, how do you say it...... That's it?"

"Well, it's over. He Tong said sincerely.

"No moths in the face, and no jokes for me?"

He Tong was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Of course not, Senior Brother Lin, you have always been a taciturn type before, how did you become much more cheerful this time......" As he spoke, He Tong's eyes seemed to show a trace of doubt.

"Hiss-" Zhi Xinping gasped and secretly screamed badly.

He didn't expect that Lin Ping, who he was pretending, turned out to be a cold person, "Damn, there is a Ping in the name, why can't you be as delicate as me?"

Zhi Xinping laughed dryly twice and said, "Haha, I occasionally want to change my personality, I think this should be more able to get along with all the senior brothers...... I guess so......"

"Oh, is that so......" He Tong stared at Zhi Xinping for a moment, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Fu Hao was already ready to make a move, and the judge pen on Zhixinping's waist lifted an inch.

"It's long overdue, Senior Brother Lin!" At this moment, He Tong suddenly laughed, "Don't worry, you will definitely be able to get along with your senior brother more with such a change, and maybe your martial arts can also make a breakthrough because of this!"

Zhixinping breathed a sigh of relief, hugged his fists and said, "Thank you Senior Brother Jiyan!"

originally thought that He Tong had seen through his disguise, but now it seems to be a false alarm. Zhi Xinping returned to the team, but felt a very proud look beside him.

Zhixinping skimmed over, and sure enough, he found a very famous Bu.

"Next Zhu Shi!"

"It's coming!" Bu Mingming agreed, shook his head and walked past Zhi Xinping, paused, and said softly: "It seems that Brother Zhi is playing an insignificant person, just look at the waist card and it's over, hehe...... It's really worry-free, unlike us, the core backbone, who need to be very careful......"

Zhixinping snorted coldly, don't look over: "I don't think you're an important person, your names are so arbitrary, you must be able to pass at will!"

Bu Mingming was unimpressed: "Hehe, jealous!"

"You wait and see, the real master is on the scene!"