Volume 1 The Mountain Rain is Coming Chapter 104 You are the new pig's foot
When Tan Hao heard Dugu Sheng's words, he didn't know what to say.
"Should I still thank you as a writer?"
"You're welcome. ”
“..........”
Tan Hao thought for a while, and then said: "You said earlier that you were wiped on your neck, but now you are alive, how do you look like you have been wiped on your neck?"
"Maybe my junior brother deliberately spared my life. Dugu Sheng replied, his tone was neither salty nor light, and he couldn't hear any feelings.
Tan Hao continued to ask, "Didn't you think about going out? I'm afraid the people in the hospital won't be able to stop you, right?"
At this moment, Tan Hao is like a TV reporter, doing interviews with others. The only difference is that he interviewed a psychopath.
"Why do you want to go out?" Dugu Sheng asked very strangely: "There is food and drink here, what am I going out for?"
"You don't want to seek revenge on your junior brother?"
Dugu Sheng was silent for a long time, and said slowly: "I am no longer his opponent. I've heard from others that he later ran to the Hell and became some kind of shadow breaker. ”
Shadow Breaker?
Tan Haomo lifted his chin, he had already heard of two of the four murderers of the Prison, Blood Rider and Broken Shadow.
"One last question, have you ever been to Southtown? ”
"Been there. ”
Dugu Sheng admitted it so readily, but Tan Hao was a little overwhelmed.
"Then the earthquake in Nancheng is really because of you?"
"Earthquake, what earthquake?" Dugu Sheng looked dazed.
Seeing Dugu Sheng's inexplicable appearance, Tan Hao even wondered if he had made a mistake.
"Just tell me what you did in Nancheng. ”
"If you tell me to say it, I'll say it. Isn't it very shameless?"
"You!"
Tan Hao was immediately angry! Why did this girl suddenly stop cooperating.
He thought for a moment, and then said, "Writer, writer, can you come out for a while!"
Compared with this Dugu Sheng, Tan Hao subconsciously thinks that writers will be more rational, after all, ordinary people can't be called writers, right?
Sure enough, as soon as he heard this, Dugu Sheng lowered his head, and when he raised his head again, his temperament changed, and he had already entered the personality of a writer.
This guy's way of changing his personality is weird, and he can change people with a single call.
"What are you calling me for?" asked Dugu Sheng, the writer's version, with a roll of his eyes.
"Did you write in your book what Dugu Sheng was doing in Nancheng?" Tan Hao deliberately used the honorific title of "you".
The writer's version of Dugu Sheng smiled playfully: "Why, do you believe that I created this world?"
"Believe in it!" Tan Hao couldn't help but nod in agreement: "Thank you old man for changing me to the protagonist, I thank you for your eight ancestors!"
"Hehe, for the sake of your sincerity, I will tell you with great mercy. By the way, this kid Dugu Sheng told you everything about him, right?"
"Tell me, did your old man tell him to say it?"
"Hmm. After all, he is the original protagonist of this book, and even now, he is an important supporting character, and it is still necessary to take the opportunity to talk to you to tell readers about his past. ”
Tan Hao was a little confused when he heard this: "Why do you say that, it's like someone is looking at us through something now." ”
The writer's version of Dugu Sheng hated iron and said: "Nonsense, of course the reader is looking at us through the mobile phone or computer! Have you forgotten that this world is a book?"
Tan Hao suddenly had a feeling of being watched as a monkey show, he nodded vigorously, thinking that he would never be able to see a neurotic.
"Continuing with your question. Seeing Tan Hao's sincere attitude in admitting his mistake, the writer's version of Dugu Sheng continued: "That day, Dugu Sheng felt a strong aura passing through Beijing Province, which was very similar to the dragon qi of the Hell's Blood Cavalry. He went to take a look, wanting to ask about his junior brother by the way. Na Cheng thought that this blood rider didn't know him at all, and scolded him for having a problem with his brain, how could Dugu Sheng endure it, so he fought with him. ”
The writer's version of Dugu Sheng paused and continued: "Dugu Sheng chased him like this, all the way from Beijing Province to Nancheng. They fought in the sky above Nancheng, and although the Blood Rider was the head of the four fierce generals, it was because of his deep qualifications. In terms of cultivation, he is not the highest. In that battle, the blood rider even turned into the true dragon appearance, but he was still not Dugu Sheng's opponent, and was beaten down from the sky by Dugu Sheng. ”
The writer's version of Dugusheng said that it is reasonable and well-founded, as if he was there, and it sounds like he wrote it.
"Just because the blood rider scolded him for having a brain problem, Dugu Sheng chased him for 1,679 kilometers?
Why does that sound like this nonsense? The neurotic mindset really can't be guessed by ordinary people.
"Is there a problem? Isn't my reason sufficient? Or should I change it?" asked the writer version of Dugu Sheng.
"Don't don't, don't, you've written everything here, how can you change it?"
"Hmm... There is some truth. ”
Reason your sister!
Tan Hao scolded in his heart, quite speechless. I have been involved with a psychotic disorder of paranoia and split personality for so long.
"Who is that Butcher Wang?" Tan Hao remembered the name that the previous Sword Demon had called when he went crazy.
The writer's version of Dugu Sheng cocked Erlang's legs and said leisurely: "It's Dugu Sheng's junior brother." ”
Tan Hao had a long time with the writer version of Dugu Sheng, and basically understood the life of this sword demon.
In fact, apart from the fact that he has other personalities in his head, he is quite easy to get along with. Tan Hao estimated that after Dugu Sheng was defeated by Tu Renwang, he was definitely not as calm as he said, and he should have been seriously stimulated, otherwise Jian Tiansi would not have been idle and put him in a mental hospital.
Among the three personalities of Dugu Sheng, Tan Hao feels that it is best to get along with "writers", as long as you tell him that you believe that his world was created by me, then he can talk to you.
"Alright, I've asked everything I need to ask. Senior, then I'll go first?" said Tan Hao, standing up.
"This is leaving?" the writer version of Dugu Sheng raised his eyebrows: "Let's go, let's go." Originally, according to the general novel routine, I should have asked Dugu Sheng to pass you some more things and open the next copy, but unfortunately a little girl had already taken these things away last night. ”
"Who is the little girl?"
The writer described Ah Gou's appearance and Tan Hao slightly, with beautiful hair, slender willow eyebrows, charming eyes, etc. is worthy of being a writer, just listening to him can make people have a preliminary image in their minds.
The more Tan Hao listened, the more strange he became, why did he sound so much like a dog?
"Senior, do you know her name?"
She said her name was Tan Xiao. ”
Tan Xiao: Isn't that a dog?
Tan Hao suddenly became interested again, he returned to his chair and said, "Senior, tell me, what happened last night?"
"What's the matter?" the writer squinted at Tan Hao: "This is your little lover?"
"Hehe, I think, it's just that people don't necessarily look up to me. Tan Hao sneered.
"Then I'll tell you a good story. ”
The writer coughed and took a sip of water. At this point, he was like a storyteller and began his performance.
"It is said that at the time of the full moon, in the middle of the night, the night wind whistled. In the Second People's Hospital of Beijing Province, an amazing thing happened. ”
Tan Hao's forehead was full of black lines, and he even suspected that Dugu Sheng had a storyteller's personality in his head.
"In the middle of the night, the entire second courtyard was full of needle drops, and the corridor was pitch black. The doctors and nurses have long since rested, and even the patients are mostly asleep. ”
At this time, a burst of black smoke suddenly drifted in, and the black smoke wandered around the entire second courtyard for a long time, and finally, she found her target, and the black smoke stopped in Dugu Sheng's room. Coincidentally, the entire second courtyard has not yet fallen asleep. He just watched as the black smoke condensed together and turned into a beautiful woman in the city. ”
"Guess what kind of beauty this is? Beautiful hair fluttering slightly, slender willow eyebrows, a pair of eyes flowing and charming, a straight nose, jade cheeks slightly red, delicate lips, white as snow and crystal like jade, jade like snow skin complexion, petite figure, gentle and graceful. If you want to say that Bao Xida has been reborn, I'm afraid it's just that. ”
To say that a cultural person is a cultural person, Tan Hao was also very surprised when he first saw A Dog, but how could he have so many adjectives in his mind, and he only had it in his heart:, 666!
Writers are different, look, what willow eyebrows, what yao nose, is this something that ordinary people can say?
The writer continued: "That beautiful woman went straight to the point, first reported to her home, and then asked Dugusheng for two things...."
"What's that?"
The writer glanced at Tan Hao angrily: "Don't interject when I speak." Saying....... Where's the end of it?"
Tan Hao shrugged his shoulders and pouted and said, "Speaking of asking Dugu Sheng for two things." ”
The beautiful woman who called herself Tan Xiao asked Dugu Sheng for two things. Ladies and gentlemen, what are those two things?"
"I'm Tema! You still ask me?"
Seeing that Tan Hao was about to jump up and beat people, the writer stopped selling Guan Zi and said: "What Tan Xiao wants is the method of entering the magic circle at the entrance of Kunlun Mountain and the technique of evoking souls. Needless to say, the entrance circle of Kunlun Mountain, let's talk about this soul-summoning technique. It is said that this soul-calling technique can allow a person to obtain the memories of his previous and backwards, three lives and three lives. For cultivators, it can even condense all the cultivation of the three worlds. Of course, Dugu Sheng has never used it since he learned this soul summoning technique. The side effects of this spell are too great, and if you don't pay attention to it, you will go crazy, after all, with the memory of the third life, who can guarantee which life this person will be the leader? Therefore, the authenticity of this spell needs to be verified. ”
Tan Xiao wants these two things, Dugu Sheng naturally can't give them for nothing. Both of them were the top monks in the world, and in order not to attract unnecessary attention, the two of them went out of their bodies and started a battle in the sky above these two courtyards to see who was more powerful. ”
"Who won?" Tan Hao hurriedly asked, in his heart, Ah Dog has always been more bullish than bulls, except for the time when she was besieged by the Prison Heavenly Division, he really didn't see her suffer.
"Nonsense, of course Dugu Sheng. However, after Dugu Sheng listened to Tan Xiao's reason, he still taught her the method of entering Kunlun Mountain and the soul summoning technique. ”
"Why?"
"Resurrect her master. ”
After listening to the writer's words, Tan Hao fell into deep thought.
Dog, haven't you given up this obsession?