"Is this something that my father can do!"

Looking at the note in his hand, Bai Zichen couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, and his eyelids jumped.

I saw a few big characters written on the note.

"Stinky boy, I ran away with your mother, are you happy!"

This note was found on the table in the bedroom when Bai Zichen got up this morning, and judging from the handwriting, it was definitely left by his pit father.

Speaking of Bai Zichen's father, Bai Han, he is an absolute fan of the theory that "having a child is not for fun, it will be meaningless!".

In order to let Bai Zichen experience the darkness of society as soon as possible, from the day Bai Zichen remembered, Bai Han began his big plan to pit the baby.

Bai Zichen vaguely remembers that some unbearable first time started on the day of his third birthday.

At that time, the sky was still blue, the grass was still green, and Daddy's words could still be believed.

But since that day, everything seems to have changed.

Bai Zichen still remembered that it was a sunny morning, and his father gently woke up himself in his sleep as usual.

Opening his hazy little eyes, what Bai Zichen saw was not only the early morning sun, but also his father's gentle and loving gaze.

Looking at Bai Zichen's sleepy-eyed cute appearance, Bai Han doted on his cute little nose.

"Wake up, little one, today is your third birthday, Dad has a special surprise for you!"

Bai Zichen, who was still a child at the time, heard Bai Han say that there was a surprise, how could he be unhappy.

Immediately asked Bai Han with a milky voice, what was the surprise.

But Bai Han just smiled and touched Bai Zichen's head, and said mysteriously: "You'll know in a while, be good, go wash first!"

Bai Zichen, who has been very obedient and well-behaved since he was a child, naturally nodded happily in agreement, and then began to brush his teeth, wash his face, and go to the toilet with full of anticipation and excitement.

And then.

Bang!

The thatched house at home exploded directly!

Yes, you guessed it right, our lovely Bai Zichen was in the thatched house at the time, and he was looking at Bai Han with a bewildered face at this time.

But don't worry, Bai Han controlled the explosion very skillfully, although he blew the thatched house to pieces, but it didn't hurt Bai Zichen at all.

As for the rest... I won't describe the things in the thatched house, you can make up for it yourself, the smell is a bit big!

Later, when Bai Zichen was full of fragrance, he looked at Bai Han who fished him out with a confused expression.

Bai Han cleared his throat and said with a serious face: "Son, in a world of immortal cultivation like the Tianxuan Realm, there are crises everywhere, and if you don't have enough crisis awareness and strong on-the-spot reaction ability, you can't survive in this world."

Father today I just wanted to do a little test on you, to see how you respond to unexpected situations, I was quite confident in you, but I didn't expect you to ...... Hey!"

Bai Han shook his head and turned sideways, looking disappointed in Bai Zichen.

To be honest, Bai Han's words are somewhat nonsense, a three-year-old child, where does he have any sense of crisis and adaptability.

But where can the young Bai Zichen tell the difference, after being covered in the fragrance, Bai Zichen was about to cry and go to his mother to complain.

But after listening to Bai Han's words, seeing that his father was disappointed in him and didn't want to look at him more, Bai Zichen couldn't help but bow his head in shame.

However, Bai Zichen thought too much, and the reason why Bai Han turned around was mainly because Bai Zichen's appearance was really funny and disgusting.

Bai Han was afraid that if he didn't turn his head again, he didn't know if he would laugh or spit out first.

Either way, the effect was achieved.

Bai Han looked at Bai Zichen, who was silent with his head bowed, and he was also a little unbearable, subconsciously like patting Bai Zichen on the shoulder, but as soon as his hand was halfway out, he took it back and touched his forehead instead.

Said to Bai Zichen in a serious tone: "Son, you don't have to blame yourself too much, you are still young now, there is still a chance to remedy, son, are you willing to cultivate with your father to become stronger." ”

Bai Zichen's eyes lit up when he said this, and he nodded again and again, but Bai Zichen was not interested in what Bai Han said about becoming stronger, he just didn't want his father to be disappointed in him.

Later, how Bai Zichen washed off the fragrance on his body, we won't describe it more, and still ask you to make up for it by yourself.

The next day, Bai Zichen got up and got dressed by himself, wanting to find Bai Han to take him to cultivate.

However, he unexpectedly found that Bai Han was not found, and his mother Yu Xuerou told him that Bai Han had gone out and would not go home for a few days, and that he would talk about his cultivation when Bai Han came back.

And when Bai Han returned home three days later, he only told Bai Zichen that he had lost the medicine in the mountains in the past few days.

Smelling the strong smell of herbs emanating from Bai Han's body, Bai Zichen did not doubt him.

However, when Bai Han chatted with some friends a few years later and recalled this incident, he told his friends from the perspective of a person who had come before.

The cave is too damp to recuperate, unless it's because you're hugging your son, and your wife finds out, and you can't take care of yourself, and then you are thrown into the cave.

With Bai Han's return, Bai Zichen's cultivation also began.

At the beginning, Bai Han still only took Bai Zichen to run, swim, and practice boxing, which were all physical fitness exercises that children in the Tianxuan Realm would do.

But gradually, the style of painting began to change.

may be because Bai Han felt that this kind of exercise was too monotonous, and on Bai Zichen's fourth birthday, Bai Han took advantage of Yu Xuerou's inattention and put laxatives in the cake she made for Bai Zichen.

In the name of beauty, it is said to train Bai Zichen's ability to recognize, defend and resist drugs. In order to prevent someone who is young in the future from poisoning and assassinating Bai Zichen.

However, there was a little problem in the middle, when Bai Han took the medicine, he was afraid that Yu Xuerou would find out and beat him, he was too nervous, and he 'accidentally' turned the laxative into a seven-step broken intestine.

I believe that by listening to the name, you should know what type of medicine it is.

After Bai Zichen happily ate the whole cake, he was about to go out to practice the boxing technique that Bai Hanxin handed him over.

However, after taking seven steps, he rolled his eyes directly, and lay on the ground with a bang and began to foam at the mouth, convulsing all over.

Fortunately, when Bai Han was taking laxatives at that time, he just wanted to give Bai Zichen a novel experience first, so he didn't take much medicine, so under timely treatment, Bai Zichen did not appear in any danger.

However, what made Bai Zichen strange was that from the next day, Bai Han disappeared again, and three days later, he came back full of medicinal smell.

Although he was beaten by Yu Xuerou for drugging Bai Zichen, Bai Han seemed to have opened the door to a new world.

Every year when Bai Zichen celebrates his birthday, in addition to a real gift, Bai Han will prepare a "special" surprise for Bai Zichen.

For example, when Bai Zichen was five years old, Bai Han said that against the enemy, it was okay to fight, but he must be able to run.

Therefore, in order to exercise Bai Zichen's agility and speed, Bai Han actually threw Bai Zichen directly into the forest, and caught two wind demon wolves in the Qi refining period and asked them to chase Bai Zichen.

Before the chase began, Bai Han swore to Bai Zichen that he would protect him from the side and there would be no danger.

Looking at Bai Han's solemn expression, the naïve Bai Zichen certainly chose to believe him.

However, it turns out that the man's mouth, the deceitful ghost, squatted on the distant mountain to watch the two wolves chasing his son's Bai Han, looking at it, he fell asleep directly!

Thanks to Bai Han's previous ban on the two wind demon wolves in advance, the two wolves couldn't catch up with Bai Zichen.

But Bai Zichen didn't know about this, and the two wind demon wolves faced the order of the terrifying man who suppressed himself without even moving a finger, how dare they not do their duty.

Then a five-year-old child was chased alive by two wolves in the bamboo forest for a night, his pants were soaked, and this time, Bai Han disappeared for four days.

As a result, when Bai Zichen was six years old, Bai Han felt that a boy must be bold, how could he pee his pants at every turn.

So Bai Han decided to catch a ghost to scare and scare Bai Zichen and train him to be brave.

But Bai Han didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he caught a black-haired zombie and locked it in Bai Zichen's closet.

Pity our little Zichen, if it weren't for Yu Xuerou's timely discovery, Bai Zichen might have to walk by now, and after the incident, Bai Han disappeared for seven days.

This also made Bai Zichen have an unsolved mystery in his heart for many years, why Bai Han always went to collect medicine on the second day of his birthday.

Although every time after the ultimate, Bai Han had to go to an unknown cave to lie down for a few days.

But Bai Han is a little happy about pit his son, and every time Bai Zichen celebrates his birthday, he comes and goes.

There is no duplicate every year, and there will always be some high-sounding reasons to make Bai Zichen speechless.

Of course, Bai Zichen is not a fool, after he is a little older, Bai Zichen also knows that although Bai Han has the meaning of helping him to cultivate and become stronger.

But more importantly, it's because Bai Han just likes to play with his son.

However, Bai Zichen did not hold a grudge or complain about Bai Han because of this, because although Bai Han's training content was a little speechless, in a sense, it was still very effective.

At least when eating now, he only needs to smell it, and Bai Zichen can know if the food has been poisoned.

Bai Zichen has been in pain and happy to this day, of course, Bai Zichen feels more pain, and happiness, it is Bai Han.

And today happens to be Bai Zichen's fourteenth birthday.

Of course, Bai Zichen knows that according to his father's urine, he will definitely have to do something this year.

But Bai Zichen really didn't expect it, what the hell did he run away from home with his mother!

Bai Zichen felt that his mentality was a little broken!