Chapter 4 Going to the Banquet in the Cave A Dark Cloud Comes—Turning in the Roll and Changing the Cylinder

"What's the alarm?" Zhou Duqiu also pondered to himself, and suddenly heard an inaccurate sound, suddenly looked up to see if it was inaccurate, and helped him pick up the goose feather fan and put it back in his hand.

"It's the demon of the spirit, it's the demon of the spirit...... He...... He is the demon of the Spirits. A layer of sweat appeared on his forehead, and he said intermittently.

"The Demon of Lingwei?" Zhou Duqiu heard him say this, and he didn't know what he was going to say, this Lingwei Demon, Zhou Duqiu had never heard of it.

"What is a subtle demon? I've never heard anyone say it. Zhou Duqiu asked suspiciously.

He was not allowed to take a few steps backwards, sat down under the high steps in the corridor in the courtyard, recited the "Tranquility Mantra", and said to Zhou Duqiu: "The demon of Lingwei, how can there be a demon of Lingwei in the world, it was caused by the poor Dao himself." ”

"Brother Kanxian, are you still entertaining your old body like this at this time?" Zhou Duqiu was a little unhappy.

"No, no, it's the poor who has followed his way. Zhou Duqiu was about to ask, but he couldn't continue, "At that time, I used the 'soul curing spell' to control him, seeing that he was dragged forward by me, and I thought that I had controlled him, but now I think about it, it was all his trick to bewitch me, but in fact, he was not restrained by me, but just performed with my thoughts." ”

"Are you saying that he wasn't controlled by your spells at all, and that he could still know what you wanted, and then do what you thought and did what he did, making it look like you were controlling him?"

Not only that, but he can also make the people in front of him perceive his existence, and those in front of him are all soulless spirits or ghosts, this one can control them, at least he is not their kind, and he is not a human, and the shadow stone can't capture his image, in fact, he can set a 'micro' word. It's subtle, it's subtle, or rather, it's not at all!"

How to explain this, it sounds so puzzling. Zhou Duqiu frowned.

"Let's use an inaccurate analogy, do outsiders know the 'leaving' hexagram?"

"You know, the top and bottom are horizontal, and the middle is broken. Zhou Duqiu said.

I couldn't listen to it, and I thought to myself, this is really panicked outside the staff, and the words are so urgent and popular, so he followed closely: "Well, the separation hexagram is the two yang lines living outside, and the one yin is in the middle, and this yin is the original god of 'separation'." And that one is like this yin, formless and formless, and controlled by the outside, and the Lord who is controlled can be close in front of him, but far away in the sky, not only controlling himself, but also controlling him, as if he controls me, knows what I think and do, and controls you, so that you can also see him, and at the same time control the ghosts in front of him. ”

"Ou? You say that this yin is formless and formless, and water is yin, so can't it express the appearance of this yin? Zhou Duqiu said.

"Well, if I don't say that this analogy is not very accurate, or in other words, that is, that person is a 'micro', and can be improvised, it is for the 'spirit', the most important point, he was waved out of the soul sand at that time, but he spied into my heart, at that time I wondered how he was okay, at this moment, he pretended to be in pain, 'snorted', to win my trust, this is not a human, not a ghost, only a demon, so I set a 'spirit micro demon' to him. ”

"Then why can't he be an immortal, a god, or something else?" Zhou Duqiu said.

"Ao, this is not difficult to determine, all because of the 'non-positive', you see that he uses this way is actually nothing more than to let us know and know, but with this kind of trivial behavior of flies and flies, it can be seen that it is done by righteous gods and immortals? ”

"Clearly, clearly, then what is he going to do? against us?" Zhou Duqiu said.

"Anyway, it's the well-known saying 'it's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided', when you come, you always have to come, what you do outside the staff, how can you go all the way, you will always encounter obstacles, you don't come yesterday, you don't come today, how can you not come tomorrow, who thinks, won't you come today?"

"Well, it's good to come, if mortals want to succeed, how can there be a smooth way, so what should we do next?"

"Everything is right, step by step, don't mess up because of this. "It's not allowed to twist the beard.

"Well, well, don't mess around, don't mess around. Zhou Duqiu nodded intently.

After speaking, the two of them left separately, and at that time, it was late at night, and only the crickets, gnats, and oil gourds in the courtyard chirped from time to time.

The next day, that is, the day of Renshen, is also the day to take back the invitation and fill in the papers.

Feng Kongkong and Li Muchai got up early, pushed the cart full of bamboo tubes, came to Wuzeng Street, set up tables and chairs, and sat and waited for everyone to hand in the papers.

In a short time, you came to submit it one after another.

"This is mine. I don't know a few big words, hehe, I can only fill in these. One of the comers reached for the bamboo tube on the cart.

"Eh, don't move, when I'm done, I'll get the bamboo tube from her. After Li Muchai finished speaking, he swept the various items in the column to fill in, he also didn't know a few big words, and saw that there were ink words in the columns above, and handed a look to the empty space, and handed a bamboo tube to the man, who hurriedly snatched it and went away happily.

The people behind look at it as long as they fill in the bamboo tube completely, and they don't look at the quality of the writing at all, as long as they have to write, and they all find pen and ink, or find someone to write on their behalf, and quickly fill in the columns completely, without missing a blank.

"In the wrong...... People call me the Wronged Heavenly Master, this is mine. As he spoke, the second Heavenly Master handed the bar to Li Muchai, and as soon as he saw that it had ink characters, he asked him to give a bamboo tube in the air.

"Don't be busy, don't be busy, although there is a name of the heavenly master, but from the day I saw the invitation, I thought that there was a heaven outside the sky, and I dared to ask the time of the meal written on the invitation was on the day of 'Jia Chou', when was this 'Jia Chou'? "Only there is no such 'ugly', please give me advice." The Heavenly Master said with a hand.

"Hey, hey, hahaha......", "Yes, what is this ugly wow?"

Li Chai and Feng Kongkong didn't look at the invitation carefully at all, but just listened to Zhou Yuanwai and Kan Zhi's orders, and at this time, they listened to the question of the unjust heavenly master, and they didn't care for a while.

Li Muchai pouted, and asked Feng Kongkong to hurry back and ask, and he comforted everyone: "Heavenly Master and everyone, what you said is very true, if you want to come to such an important matter, you will not write the hour wrong, wait a minute, wait for a reply, and now you can continue to hand in the paper and receive the bamboo tube." ”

Listening to Li Muchai, the bamboo tube is the most important, and whoever is still competing with the hour will hurry up to hand in the paper in exchange for the bamboo tube.

Not long after, he came back from the sky and said to the big guy: "Everyone, there are no neighbors in the street, and there is no 'ugly' on it...... Yes, when the time comes, we will inform you in detail, and you will not miss the time by then, please rest assured. Please stay, but the master said that you asked this question first, and said that he would give you an extra bamboo tube. ”

When the unjust heavenly master heard this, he thought that there would be a prize for picking a mistake, it was really an unexpected surprise, so he quickly reached out and took another bamboo tube, and muttered in his mouth: "What is ugly and not ugly, don't say that it is ugly, it is a day of A and B, and it is also relied on, and it is also relied on, haha." ”

Everyone saw that there was one more Heavenly Master, some were envious, some were jealous, and they didn't say it first, just thinking about the bamboo tube.

Busy for nearly a day, all the people who came have handed in the volume, also changed the bamboo tube, see that there are still some bamboo tubes left in the car, think that not everyone has handed in the volume, but this can no longer be forced, Li Chai, and every empty space left and right to pack up, push the cart to the archway, Li Lichai took a larger "solid spirit circle", the cart passed through it and returned to the Zhou Mansion.

Since then, people who can read and hyphenate people, such as Kan Zhu, Sai Xizhi, and Miao Hengsheng, have reviewed the columns handed over by everyone.

The above names Zhang San Li Si have everything, needless to say, the birthday column also covers all days, all hours, and the taboos have their own taboos. There are taboos for traveling on March 3, there are taboos for eating on April 18, there are taboos for eating spicy, vegetarian foods are taboo, salty foods are taboo, there are taboos for eating things with eyes, and there are taboos for people who cannot be next to the tiger, anyway, there is everything.

And these are just convenient to sit down, the key is the final impression column, review everyone carefully.

After the elimination of coping words such as "hahahaha, good and good", others who can say a few words will be left for seeing.

One of them wrote: "The rule of the world is only to put the people first, and this 'place' is not the rule of the other, but to 'place' the rule of the people." If the husband only focuses on the "body", not the "heart", the society will be ruined, and if the husband only focuses on the "heart" and does not focus on the "body", it will be difficult for the community to do anything...... When you add a new house to your house, you can read books, paintings, images, dances, and listen to the words of insects...... This is the 'heart'...... The heart is divided again...... The husband should serve the country, so as to 'put the body of the people and the heart of the people'. ”

Sai Xiyi's thoughts on this article are simply a big article, sprinkled with more than 10,000 words, and hurriedly handed it over to Kan Xin, who is not allowed to read through it, and then looked at the name column that reads "One word Tanhualang." He laughed helplessly, put that feeling aside, and never looked at it again.

Sai Xizhi wondered, thinking that people write it seriously, why bother, which one of them is written here is serious, and they are coming according to the attitude of the palace test.

"You always give it a look, you look at this petty little Kai, and then look at this article, how much to use?" Sai Xizhi suggested.

"Hey, it's not that he's not serious, it's not that he's bad, it's just that this world is not the other world, and he still regards this place as his predecessor world, which is fallacious...... Hey, you see, I made him can't talk well in this article, let's put it this way, he still thinks that he lives in the humane world, he is dead, he should be dead, and he should be reincarnated, and then he will be reincarnated, it will not be good for him to go on like this, if I choose him, he will be doubly like this, and it will be him who will be destroyed at that time, and I am for his good!" can not be allowed to say a series of words.

Then, he was not allowed to throw a copy of Saixi, and said: "Although that ten thousand words, it is not as good as this sentence." ”

Sai Xizhi took it and took a look, only to see a line of words written crookedly on it: "The stone is slippery and easy to touch, the big ass of a living woman!"

"Ahh

"Well, if you look at this, you really feel it, how straightforward it is, how it reaches the heart, and it is transparent when you look at it. "Not sure.

"Well, Master Kan said...... Be. Sai Xizhi didn't want to say anything, he thought, I can't understand it either, I haven't heard that this big sentence can compare to that article, I thought, simply, I won't read it, it's not acceptable, let him choose it himself.

Chapter 4 The Fourth Chapter Ends