Chapter 4 Going to the Banquet in the Cave A dark cloud is coming—adding clothes and shoes
Li Muchai and Feng Kongkong saw that there were gamblers willing to run errands, it was no better, they were about to load the bamboo tube and the golden black dog into the car and take it away, and suddenly saw a man and a woman sitting not far from the bamboo tube, and those gamblers took the invitation and sent it to the east and west, just walked around them, and no one sent it to these two people, so Li Chai caught a gambler who ran past him.
"You don't have long eyes, go, give the two of you a copy of the invitation. Li Muchai ordered.
"Yes, you have to go, you can send it to me, I, I don't dare!" replied the gambler.
"Hmm, were you scared to death in your last life?" Li Muchai said.
"Master Li, do you know something, this bamboo tube is that they have been watching, any of us who go forward, will be given by them to make an evil law, or the bamboo tube can be so neat, I heard that they are called the dead and alive, what is the secret sect between the immortals and people, the boy and the girl die, the woman dies and the boy, now in the morning, the woman is alive, the man is dead, you see, at noon, they will fall one by one. The gambler said in a row.
Li Muchai and Feng Kongkong had never heard of any dead and dead couples, and they didn't know why they would help, so they looked at each other. Li Chai thought, at best, there are some worldly masters here, or some gods, but they are still people, and then there are ghosts and animals below people. Immortals above people, no cross-immortals and people will patronize here, but the two in front of them are obviously of a slightly higher level, and they don't dare to slack off.
Thinking of this, Li Chai took out the invitation from the gambler's hand, took it and walked to the dead couple, and said: "Two immortals, Li Chai is polite, I don't know that the immortals are coming, they are not welcome, they come to a small place, condescend to the two, there are two invitations here, and the two of them are invited to come and enjoy the light, and thank the two for protecting this item." As he spoke, Li Muchai pointed to the pile of bamboo tubes, and then bowed to them.
Hearing Li Muchai say this, he thought to himself, this guy co-authored what someone said, and he used foul language on weekdays, but here he was sour and fake, and he couldn't help but laugh in his heart.
"What are you talking about, we are also guests from all over the world, so we can take a break from your place and not cause trouble to everyone. The woman opened her mouth to salute, and with that, she took the invitation and slipped another post into the man's hand. "Take it, dead old man, wait a minute, and you can take a closer look. ”
"Two immortals, Xiao Ke bothered to ask again, dare to ask the two immortals from the west from the intersection?" Li Muchai added.
"Exactly. The woman said.
Li Muchai thought to himself: Then this is really a person from the fairy world, is he here to go to the bureau? Not necessarily, the king of Langse also comes from there every year, although he is a human, but he is a peony flower who dies all the year round, and all kinds of flower fairies and I already have some fairy energy, but he has never participated in the dinner.
Li Muchai thought, but it's not easy to puncture, this kind of thing can't be said, you can only see it when the time comes, everything is a chance.
"Ao, two immortals, we have other things, please feel free to do so, forgive us for not accompanying us, we will definitely appreciate the light at that time." See you then. Li Muchai responded with a kind word.
"You're welcome, see you then. When the woman had finished speaking, she really looked at the invitation carefully.
At the end of the conversation with the dead couple, Li Muchai looked at the emptiness, and the two of them looked for a car to load all the bamboo tubes into the car and take them away with the golden black dog.
"It's really a pair of infatuated mandarin ducks who are inseparable from life and death. Upstairs in Mu Xiao, Mu Xiaochat pushed the window and looked at the dead couple and said, "King Langse, if you can be so dedicated, it will not be in vain that my sister has a deep meaning for you." ”
"Hey, how can I still be affectionate to her now, your sister is enough. The King of Langse replied.
"Haha, it seems that you are really emotional, I just saw the couple downstairs suddenly sighed, you are serious. But come to think of it, if you don't read women...... There are countless female ghosts, and there is a lot of yin qi on the body, how can you step here, if you don't step here, how can you meet my sister, it seems that these are all fixed numbers. Mu Xiaochat analyzed the cause and effect. At this time, the Langse King had woken up the night before, although he was still a little dizzy, but after all, he was able to move the conversation, and the old bustard was because the bamboo tubes were scattered, his heart was exhausted, and he was bedridden.
After speaking, Mu Xiaoliao helped the Langse King to continue to look at the street scene downstairs.
I saw that at this time, there were no streets and alleys, wine shops, tea shops, and flower buildings, but the clothes, shoes and hats market was full of people.
"Hey, shopkeeper, show me that green crewneck robe, and those boots. ”
"Guest officer, this outfit has already been decided, I'll show you boots first, and then you can look at other styles of robes?"
"Then get your boots. ”
"Shopkeeper, give our father-in-law that head. A woman.
"Lady, I think we haven't been like this together in our lifetimes, but I didn't expect that after this death, it was so harmonious, hey, I regret not being at the beginning. A man looked at his wife and sighed.
"Okay, happily, with the bamboo tube, we will be husband and wife in the next life, dress you up, and go to the Zhou Mansion together in a few days. The woman said again.
"Dare to ask this shopkeeper, are there any boots, felt socks, wooden wats, black gauze hats, big red round-necked robes, Luo skirts, and black belts?" At this time, someone came to the store, not anyone else, it was a word Tanhualang.
"Hey, Tanhualang, tease me with me, you are really the champion when you are you, what is the wooden wat or not, I have a wooden stick here." ”
"The shopkeeper is worried, it doesn't matter if the wooden wat doesn't fall, and the rest of the clothes are brought quickly. As he spoke, Tanhualang took out a bamboo tube from his sleeve.
When the shopkeeper saw that there was a bamboo tube, he immediately smiled all over his face, and hurriedly beckoned the little guy to take it one by one according to the meaning of Tanhualang.
It turned out that most of the people in this Wuzeng street were illiterate, and they didn't know what was said above when they got the invitation, so they asked a word Tanhualang to say to them, and some were even more generous, took out a bamboo tube to him, and asked a word Tanhualang to fill in the questionnaire in the black silk column when the appointment came.
"Eh, why do you still have a bamboo tube?" a bunch of gamblers saw it and asked at the same time.
That Tanhualang was just about to say.
Someone next to him said: "I sent it, what's the matter? You guys have lost all the bamboo tubes, don't those who don't gamble have no bamboo tubes? Tanhualang promised to help me write the papers, can you?"
"Hey, everything is inferior, only high, this death can't escape this sentence. The gambler said abruptly.
The streets and alleys of Wuzeng are bustling, and people from all walks of life have added clothes and shoes.
The newly built compound of the Zhou Mansion was also very busy.
I saw one of them holding a compass with his head down, moving a few steps to the left and a few steps to the right.
"Jingmen, Jingmen is here!" Who else can look at the compass, it is not accurate, "Brother who built the gate, Jingmen is here, this should be the first entrance to the tour channel." “
After speaking, it is not allowed to insert a small flag in the position of the said, and the four foremen of the door wind and soil, Ruomu wood, blue tile stone, and gold fine work are divided into four major leaders to lead everyone to build the wooden earth and stone door.
He took out five more pockets from one of the bags, and then he brought five braziers himself.
After a few things were prepared, he asked Shen Xiqiao, who was watching the excitement around him, to go to his current residence in the courtyard to pick up something, and when Shen Xiqiao got it, it was a sand table the size of a tabletop, and there were mountains, streets and alleys and thatched huts on it.
"Eh, isn't this a model of this place?" Shen Xiqiao thought.
Shen Xiqiao took the sand table, according to the instructions of Kan Zhu, put it on the ground, Kan is not allowed to recite words in his mouth, Jin Zaixi, said that he took a pocket and put it on the west side of the sand table, wood is in the east, he took a pocket and put it on the east side of the sand table, the water is north, and another pocket is placed on the north side of the sand table, the fire is south, and another pocket is placed on the south side.
This soil, of course, is in the middle, and the last pocket is placed in the middle of the sand table.
Once the five pockets were in place, he replaced them with the five braziers, and then he poured the contents of the pockets into each of the five braziers.
Shen Xiqiao looked at it as a bunch of plant fruit-like things.
"This is dodder seed, come on, put it in the west brazier, this is schisandra, well, come, put it in the east brazier, this is raspberry, come on, let's live in the north, amla, it must be the south brazier, and finally this psyllium, come in the middle." "I can't mutter.
"What are these about?" asked Shen Xiqiao.
"Gold, wood, water, fire, earth. I can't answer smugly.
"Aren't they all plants, they should all be wood!" Shen Xiqiao asked again.
Kan Bu glanced at him, and said impatiently: "The wood is also divided into gold, wood, water, fire and earth, just like people, don't they also have gold, wood, water, fire and earth?"
As he spoke, he was not allowed to sit cross-legged in the north and face the south, and there were words in front of the sand table.
When he finished reciting, he put his right index finger and middle finger on his left wrist, and pointed forward with his left hand one by one, only to see five braziers immediately faintly ignite.
The flame is not big, but the roots are erect, the mouth is not crooked, and the fan is not extinguished.
"Let's live!" Seeing the fire, he stopped sitting cross-legged, got up and dusted off his clothes, took the tea that had been prepared next to him, blew the tea foam, and drank it by himself.
"Can you be a master, may I ask what is this?" Shen Xiqiao saw it freshly and couldn't help asking.
"Hey, that's okay, let me tell you, this is called 'Shouzhu Five Sons'. ”
"Ou, what is this method for?"
"If you follow me here and watch, you'll know. I couldn't finish it, and I tasted my own tea again.
"Incense, this real tea is fragrant. Kids, would you like to taste it too?"
"There are mud balls~" Shen Xiqiao was asked by this and said casually.
"What? what mud balls?"
"Ou, no, I mean it should be your elixir, fairy pill, fairy ball or something, that's why it's so fragrant. Shen Xiqiao said.
"Hahahahahaha, you kid is quite good at talking. He laughed.
Shen Xiqiao saw him laughing, and thought, you drink, it is estimated that there is a mud ball here that Tu Da Spoon has finished picking out his feet, at this time, Tu Da Spoon happened to pass by, saw this scene, and pouted at Shen Xiqiao, covered his mouth and snickered.
Chapter 4: The end of the first round