Chapter 4 Going to the Banquet in the Cave A Dark Cloud Comes—Placing the Plate and Pouring the Wine
The way of the immortal family is roughly divided into scriptures, spells, spells, recipes, and formulas. It is not allowed to use the "method of concealing the heavens and creating time" this time, and it is a high-level method that is maintained until the day of the ugly, and it is necessary to spend some energy and energy, not only to curse and worship God, but also to sincerely recite the "Tao Te Ching" for forty-nine days, in order to atone for the sin of concealing the sky, and since then it is not allowed to close the door every day.
There are still fifty-two days left before the day of the Lunar New Year, so almost no one notices the extra day. Everyone is just like usual, and there are few people who care.
Since Shen Xiqiao has appreciated the hand-made flying material of Chu Da Liulu, he consciously recites the "Seasoning Daquan" ten thousand times in the forest every morning, and practices Tang Kai's law book in the room in the afternoon.
After thirty days of reading, he suddenly felt that his mouth and nose were full of the smell of the spices he was reading, and all kinds of spices were mixed with spicy, sour, bitter and salty, and he was choked very uncomfortably. Chu Daliu saw that Shen Xiqiao was working hard every day, and he had already dissipated his anger towards him, and the husband was originally outspoken, coarse and fast-talking, forgetting when he was angry, and not caring about it, he also trained Shen Xiqiao everywhere in this kung fu.
Seeing that Shen Xiqiao felt the flavor of the spice in his mouth today, Chu Daliu was very happy, thinking that this guy's first layer of skill was there. "Continue to recite it 30,000 times a day for another 100 days. Chu Daliu asked Shen Xiqiao.
"Obey!" Shen Xiqiao responded, becoming more diligent every day, and kept chanting in his mouth, even when he was practicing calligraphy in the afternoon, he also read this "seasoning encyclopedia" in his mouth.
People who are serious always feel that time flies quickly, and they don't feel any more growth, and when they speak, they will reach the day of Guihai, one day before Jiazi Day, and two days before Jiachou Day.
At this time, someone on Wuzeng Street had already discovered this extra day, and it was spread ten, ten, ten, and hundred, and everyone rushed to Zhou's mansion the next day.
Look at this Zhoufu again, the construction door has changed the courtyard into a large open field, and set up layers of platforms in the open field, Danqing Gate according to the name written in the back volume to copy the table signs, Youling Gate and Feng Pet Gate according to other precautions on the layers of tables one by one put the table signs in place.
The man also set up ten big stoves to make a fire to prepare food, the king of deboning kills pigs and sheep, peels skin and bones, washes vegetables and chooses vegetables when there is space, Li Chai has a sharp axe packed by a blacksmith, and a bundle of firewood is prepared only surplus and will not be lacking.
Only the most tired is the slaughter of the big spoon, cooking and simmering busy sweating, the storage of the big material is on the side from time to time with seasoning, the two see that the manpower is not enough, the first sentence of the storage of the big material seasoning Daquan "big material pepper" sounded, whirring wind, not long, from the big material forest flew a group of big men, and from the pepper forest floated to the pair of girls, for the storage of big material and the big spoon to start.
When the sun rises and sets again, it is close to the day of Jiazi, and it is not allowed to finish reciting the Tao Te Ching for forty-nine days, and it is a crane, so that the "five sons of the pearl law", the golden black dog leads the way, and the small queue of people on Wuzeng Street comes to the new courtyard of Zhoufu neatly.
But see: the sun is setting deep, and the moonlight is first probing. The shadows are sufficient, and the souls of the teams come in a row, swaying, and the candles are lit on both sides. Chickens, ducks and geese are stewed in a soft stove, and cattle, sheep and pigs are hung down and burned on charcoal. In front of the food steps, the cups and plates are stacked, and the spoons and chopsticks are evenly placed everywhere. It's just that the staggered seat is drunk, and the people who wake up from their dreams are even more good-natured.
When everyone arrived at the Zhou Mansion, they no longer saw any Qimen Dunjia array, only Youlingmen dancers greeted guests, and they relaxed more than before, and when they entered the compound, they saw that they were different from before, and they were all smiling on their faces, telling everyone that there were labels with their names written on each step, and everyone was seated in the right number, and there were any voices in the team, some crying, some laughing, There are also those who don't speak coldly, crying because they have never seen this kind of formation, they cry when they are moved, they laugh when they smell the aroma of the food, they swallow and foam, and they don't speak coldly and don't talk about what kind of medicine is sold in this gourd, and they will observe themselves first.
After everyone sat down for a while, a soft voice said, "Everyone has no neighborhood, everyone is a little quiet," and when he heard someone speak, the noisy words of everyone gradually stopped, and the voice said, "This time Gu Fan has made everyone wait for a long time, and friends who heard my name read, please move to the front." ”
Everyone looked at it, it was Youlingmen Tao Xiaoshy, and his voice was delicate.
"Fang Kaizheng, Fang Kaizheng is in front, your reply reads...... It was written...... Tao Xiao was ashamed to read it, she turned her head and looked at Zhou Duqiu in the main hall room, who was sitting in the main hall room, nodded to him, and motioned to continue reading, "It is written that the stone is slippery and touchy, and the living woman's ...... Big ass. As soon as this remark came out, it was "hahahahaha", and everyone burst into laughter. made Tao Xiaoshi's cheeks crimson.
In this group of people who laughed crookedly, I saw a guy in coarse cloth and coarse clothes stood up and walked to the front of the courtyard with his shoulders slanted, looking up and down at Tao Xiaosha with a hippie smile, Tao Xiaoxiao took a few steps to move away, and then read: "Chen doesn't do it, Chen doesn't do it before, what is written in your reply is, Ou, no, it's painted, it's a ** woman's ......" Tao Xiaosha plucked up his courage and said, and then the hall was full of laughter, Tao Xiaoxiao thought, what is this, how to choose a bunch of hooligans, and a squinted shrug walked forward.
Tao Xiaosha took advantage of him to come up, and quickly looked at what the person below had written, and when he saw that it was okay, he took a breath and said: "Wei Zeshi, please move, what you wrote in your reply is Uh-huh, uh-huh, hmm-hmm......" Tao Xiaosha finished reading it in that delicate voice, and immediately felt wrong, it was like running out of the yard.
Waiting until the fourth place, Tao Xiaoxiao read it first, closed his eyes and said: "The fourth place, Yu is not stupid, he just wants to hug, he just wants to hug, come forward." "Hey, here we go. As he spoke, a black shadow jumped out of the crowd, and he was about to hug Tao Xiaosha when he went up, but he was already blocked by Zhou Duqiu, who had already come out, with his hand.
After the four of them finished reading, Tao Xiaoxiao frowned at Zhou Duqiu, and flew away. I saw that Zhou Duqiu looked at the four selected, and he didn't care much, and beckoned, called the other three women of Youlingmen, moved the table and set up the stools, and let the four sit in front of everyone.
When everyone saw that they were setting up a private seat for these four people alone, they were a little unhappy, and someone said loudly: "Old man Zhou, how can this meal be divided into three, six, nine and so on, can they come forward and take a seat, but we can't, why is this?" "Yes! Yes! What is the reason?" One person took the lead, and everyone followed.
Old man Zhou pressed his hand to everyone, signaled quietly, and then said: "Listen to me, if you don't have any rank, you can enjoy the light and food here, and the old man is already grateful." These four people have arrived, but their reply is in line with the current requirements, although their words and actions are inappropriate in ordinary times, but in this extraordinary place, extraordinary times, it is not possible to look at it normally, I still have a lot of questions to ask you for advice, and those who can answer correctly do not say that they are seated here, even if they are seated in my main room. ”
Hearing what the old man said, everyone calmed down. Zhou Duqiu beckoned to Tao Xiaoxi, who was standing far away, and asked her to come over quickly, how could Tao Xiaoxiao not listen, returned to the stage, and read to the manuscript paper in his hand: "Everyone here, do you see that there are cups, plates, bowls and chopsticks in front of everyone?" Then, Tao Xiaoxiao said again: "Is there a small knife between the chopsticks and the spoon?" Everyone looked at it again, and there was a small knife.
"Yes, hurry up and get on the crab, such a small knife, you can only dig the crab meat!"
Tao Xiaoxiao ignored his stubble, and said, "Please do it with me and pick up the knife." Everyone was inexplicable, but they all picked up the knife with her, Tao Xiaosha also had a knife in her hand, only to see her gently cut on her wrist, and a bloody cut was drawn.
When everyone looked at it, they thought that this was a collective suicide, but after thinking about it again, no, there are a few living people here, aren't they all dead people, but they will be afraid of death, so they simply followed Tao Xiaoxiao with a stroke in his hand.
At this time, Zhou Duqiu said: "If something comes out of the mouth of blood, follow this thing to the main house and take a seat." ”
At this time, everyone looked carefully at their own bloody mouths, and some of them quickly saw their eyeballs, but they didn't see anything.
"Eh, eh, look, the dead couple that woman has stood up......," someone said to the dead couple.
"Eh, eh, isn't that Mu Xiaochat, she and the Langse King also stood up...... "There is humanity again.
Among the crowd, a couple, a man and a woman slowly walked off the stage.
"Look at the pair, it's really different from the world, and it's better than the four sitting in front of you. Someone muttered.
"Please also ask the four of you to take a seat in the hall. Zhou Duqiu waved his hand.
How could everyone see that as soon as the woman of the dead couple drew a line, she saw a bead flying out of her wrist, and she drew it for the man, and a bead also flew out, and although Mu Xiaoliao and the king of Langse also drew a line, the bead that had been following beside them saw the blood flying at this time, and the two immediately understood, and then walked off the stage.
After Zhou Duqiu called the women of Youlingmen to set up their chairs, the dead couple, Mu Xiaoliao and the Langse King immediately sat down in the house. Zhou Duqiu looked at these people, and then went outside to let everyone take a closer look again, and when no one responded, he returned to the house, walked to the screen, and said: "Mr. Qinyinke, I have wronged you for a few days to play the piano, and I am lazy, please take a seat in the hall." ”
"Where do you say outsider, what else can I do except play the piano and make music. As soon as the words fell, an old man walked out from behind the screen, clear and thin, and fairy-like bones.
The piano guest slowly sat down on the seat next to Zhou Duqiu in the hall, Zhou Duqiu looked at the big table in the hall again, and asked Tao Xiaoxiao to face everyone: "The time is coming, everyone has been waiting for a long time, regardless of the time tonight, everyone has fun, serve the food!"
After finishing the dishes, I saw that the candles in the courtyard were bright, as bright as day, and a pair of men and women trays carried boxes, wandering between the food steps, and pouring food and wine for everyone.
Just when the dishes were pouring wine, everyone felt a gust of wind on their heads, and looked up, there was a green black flying cloud in the distance, in that cloud, a flying dragon moved and swirled, and at the dragon's head, a young man held the dragon's horn and led the flying dragon like the wind......
Chapter 4 The End of Chapter 6 The end of Chapter 4 in total