Even if it is a mountain road, there are one or two small pits, and the story of the old man of the mountain is a flat river, and there is not even a single ups and downs.

Let's take an analogy.

Yamayoshiko heard the story of a pony crossing the river, and the old man told the mountain

Once upon a time there was a pony who wanted to cross the river, but the water was too deep and drowned.

There's also a goo dong story.

Once upon a time there was a temple with a fruit tree planted outside the temple and a pond under the tree, and when the wind blew, the fruit fell into the water with a clatter.

There is also one of the most outrageous, called "No Story." ”

Grandpa Shan grinned and said, "Do I have leeks between my teeth?"

A: "No. ”

Well, then there really isn't.

It's called a story

Yamayoshiko used to like to listen to stories the most, but every time she went to give it to Yamaye

The master delivered the meal, and as soon as he heard that he was going to tell a story, Yamayoshiko didn't even want the pot and turned his head and ran.

It's really hard for everyone to listen to the story at this time. I haven't felt the fear of being dominated by Grandpa Shan's story, and I really don't understand what it means to listen to a story.

The other juniors in the house tried their best not to listen to the story, and even a few adults were changing the topic, "Ye Gongzi, after talking so much, I don't know if Uncle Seven's family can survive."

Twilight is a god of others, and if he can't guess what they mean, then he will be in vain in the name of a god.

"Come on. Grandpa Shan, it's better to be like this, in a while, I'll go to you to listen to the story, and now I'll talk about a little bit of things first. It's good," Night Twilight coaxed patiently.

If Grandpa Shan's temper was too big in the past, if he wanted to tell a story and others didn't want to listen to it, he would definitely get angry.

Pull it down with a brush on your face, and you still have to make a few thunders when the weather turns cloudy, and Grandpa Mountain is much more powerful than the weather outside the window. Then he shut himself in the house and sulked, but this time it was completely different.

Hearing that Night Twilight said that he would delay for a while, he still nodded happily, looking well-behaved and sensible.

Twilight said to everyone, "The spirit has returned to them, but the soul has been locked away. Whether I can be saved or not, I am not sure, and I will be free to know in seven days. ”

He thought about it, clasped his hands into fists and owed to the people in the room, and said slowly, "I'm sorry, Ye has really done his best." ”

"Night Boy, it's okay. Yamayoshiko walked over and helped Yejiko's arm, and Lan Nuanyu on the side unhappily nuannu, her eyes locked on Yamayoshiko's hand.

Yamayoshiko didn't feel anything wrong, and still held on and didn't let go.

Night Twilight Traces looked at Shan Yoshiko with a smile, and when he saw Lan Nuanyu's eyes as if he wanted to eat meat, he suddenly realized that he hurriedly walked to the other side.

"Childe, if you say this, it means that the old seven family is still saved" The shopkeeper asked, "Is the old seven family kind in their hearts, God will definitely take care of them." ”

"I hope so. "Okay, not yet."

If there is anything, Mother-in-law Jujube will not be able to hurt you for a while, so go back to your own home. I listened to Grandpa Mountain tell stories. ”

Everyone in the house got up to leave, and Yamayoshiko had already run out a few steps, remembering that Night Twilight was still in the house and was going to listen to the story, and the foot that had been sold was withdrawn. Her face was black and white, as if she was weighing whether it was worth staying to listen to the story for the sake of the twilight scars.

Lan Nuanyu covered her cooing stomach and said depressedly, "Night twilight, you listen slowly, I'll go eat something first." ”

"Wait, don't you like to listen to stories the most" Night Twilight grabbed Lan Nuanyu's arm, "Let's go together." ”

"Don't do it," Lan Nuanyu's mouth and nose were separated by a small winding mountain range.

Yamayoshiko slowly retreated back into the house, and said hesitantly, "I can also listen to it." ”

Grandpa Shan didn't raise his eyes, moved his body, sat upright, and said solemnly, "Today, I will tell you the story of a pony crossing the river." ”

"Grandpa Shan, let's change it," Yamayoshiko asked tentatively.

How do you know that Grandpa Shan just glanced at it with a slanted eye, and then withdrew his eyes

"Ahh

He pointed to Yamayoshiko and said, "It's ugly." The pony wants to eat swan meat, so he does that. ”

The finger swirled in the air, and then pointed to the twilight scar.

"Grandpa Shan, what are you talking about? Yamayoshiko said, "You change one, change one." ”

"Yes, it's not impossible to change one, then tell a story about eating fruit. Grandpa Shan raised his cane and said to Yamayoshiko, "Your head melon will be a fruit." ”

As he spoke, he gestured to knock the cane down.

Yamayoshiko hurriedly jumped up, "Grandpa Shan, I thought about it for a while, there are still things in my family, so I won't listen to it." ”

"Mountain Girl" Lan Nuanyu wants to say that she still finds eating more attractive than eating and listening to stories.

As a result, Yamayoshiko disappeared from the smoke, leaving only one sentence, "Listen slowly, I'll go and prepare food for you." ”

"Uh" Lan Nuanyu looked at the old man and then at the night twilight marks, and patted

Slapped his clothes and sat back on the floor.

Twilight asked, "Grandpa Shan, tell all the stories you want to tell." As long as you are willing to speak, we are willing to listen. ”

"I'll tell you the story of a pony crossing the river. Grandpa Shan stood up, he was very old, and every movement was a little sluggish, and even a few gurgles of bones could be heard from time to time.

This made Lan Nuanyu very worried, for fear that he didn't do any of his actions right, and his bones were dislocated, and he was speechless when he was at a loss, and the people in the village would say that they hurt people.

"Grandpa Shan, just sit and talk, we can understand. ”

Lan Nuanyu was worried about this, but Grandpa Shan was not very happy when he heard it. He bent his hands over his waist, but it was too difficult to bend his hands, and his hands were only a little under his waist, gesticulating, "That pony is only so tall." ”

"If you say that, the pony is drowned," Lan Nuanyu shook her head, "Poor and pitiful." ”

"No, hehe. Grandpa Shan smiled and said, "That's what I lied to, the pony didn't die, and my son didn't die." ”

Night Twilight knew that Grandpa Mountain was because his son went to the forest and fell into the ravine and never came back, so he received the stimulation and became unclear

Clear. He said lightly, "Everything that has passed away will appear in another way." ”

Grandpa Shan paused, and laughed again, "You guys are so stupid, hahaha, haha." ”

Twilight said, "Later, the pony didn't die, where did he go?"

"I'm not a pony, so how do I know where he's gone. "Grandpa Shan's quiet road" Maybe you ran into a goblin and was eaten by a goblin. ”

Lan Nuanyu sat behind Ye Twilight, covered her mouth and said, "This old man is really nervous, or we won't waste time." ”

Twilight laughed, raised her hand and clapped it, "It's funny." ”

"Night Twilight, are you okay" Lan Nuanyu said in a low voice, "I don't think it's a funny story, you actually laughed at Night Twilight, I understand, in fact, you don't have to be so reluctant." It's just an old man with a normal head, why do you need to be like this"

Lan Nuanyu was still chattering, but Grandpa Shan stopped laughing. He said seriously, "Even if you like to listen to stories so much, I'll do it again."

I'll tell you about one. ”

Lan Nuanyu said, "I don't want to listen to it, can I go?"

"No, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog. Your man hasn't gone yet, and you can't go there. The old man said fiercely, and poked the ground with the cane in his hand, and there were a few tom sounds on the ground covered with dust and straw mats.

"What the hell is it to marry a chicken and a dog to a dog," Lan Nuanyu retorted, "I have nothing to do with him. ”

"Hey, the spring rain has been poured into the heart of the flower, and it doesn't matter" Grandpa Shan stared at Lan Nuanyu's clothes tightly and said, "It should be that the little girl will be shy, and it should be." ”

Spring rain pours into the heart of the flower

Why do you think there is something else?

Ye Twilight could hear it, and he arched his hand and said, "Grandpa Shan, Lan Nuanyu and I are indeed just brothers and sisters. ”

"What a brother and sister. Grandpa Shan clapped his hands, leaned back with a smile, "Brother and sister are good, brother and sister are good, there is no gossip when you sleep in the same bed, right, hehehehe." ”

"You, you old and improper," Lan Nuanyu was angry when she was said

, lift your feet and go out.

"Wait and wait, this is angry, the little girl can't hold her breath. Grandpa Shan walked around to the front of Lan Nuanyu, slapped his mouth a few times and said, "It's wrong, I'm wrong, you don't like to listen, I won't say it." But between you, it's not easy. ”

"What's not simple" Lan Nuanyu was furious, her two willow eyebrows turned into inverted figures, and she shouted, "It's very simple between us"

Grandpa Shan said weakly, "Don't talk nonsense. ”

"Who the hell is talking nonsense," Lan Nuanyu almost roared.

"Okay, okay, I'm not going to talk about it. Grandpa Shan avoided Lan Nuanyu and said, "Actually, let me say it again, the fate between you can be long, but it is not very smooth, and there are some twists and turns." ”

"You still say," Lan Nuanyu clenched her fist and said, "I"

Okay, bear with it, such an old man, if she punches down, the person will be gone.

Night Twilight said, "Miss Lan, calm your anger, listen to the story, continue to listen to the story." ”

Grandpa Shan smiled at the twilight mark and said, "It's easy to say, I'm telling you a story, and I promise you haven't heard it." ”

Night Twilight said, "Listen up." ”

"It's better to be interesting, don't be anything, ponies crossing the river, kittens crossing the river or something. Lan Nuanyu suppressed her anger and slowly sat aside. In her head, she kept thinking about the sentence that Grandpa Shan said that spring water was drenched in the heart of flowers, and she always felt that it was a little strange to say such a sentence without knowing it.

It dawned on her that she blushed like a monkey's ass.

This old thing