Chapter 1: Reincarnation
"I'll go, I'm so dizzy. A handsome young man, dressed in a luxurious golden silk, sat on the ground with his left hand over his head and said secretly.
"Wake up, wake up, this is your last life. β
A strange voice suddenly appeared in Lin Mo's mind...
"Who? Who's talking?
"Xiaoxian Xiaobai, I am in charge of your reincarnation instructions. β
"Xiaobai, am I still Xiaoxin?"
"Don't make a fuss. Due to the effect of Meng Po soup, I will inform you of your background as usual. You were the Marshal of Tianpeng in the Heavenly Palace, in charge of 80,000 sailors in Tianhe... β
"Wait a minute, Marshal Tianpeng? Why is this name so familiar? Is that Marshal Tianpeng?"
"That's right, it's that Marshal Tianpeng. β
"Zhu Bajie?"
"Yes, please don't interrupt my statement. You did not change your sexuality, and returned to heaven after protecting Tang Seng Xitian to learn scriptures, but you teased Chang'e again and was demoted to the mortal world. It will take you through a thousand lifetimes of love to return to Heaven, and this life is your last life. β
"I'll go, is the current Meng Po soup so good? I don't know anything. β
"You are reincarnated as Lin Mo in this life, and you are the third young master of Lin Jiabao, who is playful and born of a cheap maid. Mother passed away after giving birth to you, because you can't do anything, you can't eat enough, you are born imbecile, and your father also sees you as a shame for the Lin family... β
"Stop, stop, my reincarnation is enough of a headache, what kind of bullshit setting are you, I might as well die. β
"Please calm down, in order for you to return to Heaven in this life, we have prepared a magic weapon Qiankun bag for you. Not only can it hold all the treasures, but it will also provide you with maximum financial security according to what you have in mind. In other words, you can spend as much as you want, and you can spend it however you want. β
"So awesome, let's take a look at 10 taels of silver first!?"
"Ten taels of silver have been placed in the Qiankun bag around your waist. β
Lin Mo opened the Qiankun bag on his waist, and there were really 10 taels of silver in it.
"Amazing, then do you have any other functions besides these, such as a navigation system, help me see where the nearest brothel is?" Speaking of this, Lin Mo drooled and looked stupid.
"It's really a pig that doesn't change... β
"What did you say?"
"It's nothing, then the basic explanation is finished, and Xiaoxian will retire. Remember one thing, you can't do the things of men and women, otherwise you won't be able to return to heaven in this life, and the Qiankun bag will also be invalid together. With that, the voice in his head disappeared completely.
"I have to ask someone else, it's rare to be a rich man, how can I be worthy of myself if I don't enjoy it. β
Lin Mo got up and patted the dust on his body, after all, it was an expensive fabric. At this moment, a young monk in tattered clothes with a staff in his hand happened to pass by.
Lin Mo stepped forward and asked casually, "Master, do you know where the nearest brothel is located near here!?"
"I, Buddha Mi, a poor monk is a monk, how can I know that kind of place. The great monk's eyes were slightly closed, his left hand was placed in front of his chest, and he made a salute to Lin Mo.
"Also, blame me, how could you know that kind of place, disturbing the master. Lin Mo saluted the master back, turned around and was about to leave.
"Donor, slowly, you look at the poor monk's ragged clothes, the staff has not been maintained for a long time, and his stomach is even more hungry, even if the poor monk knows, he can't remember it. β
"Yo, great monk, I can't see it, you know where it is. Lin Mo said a little angrily.
"Then it depends on the sincerity of the donor. β
"Here you go, I've got 10 taels of silver, and now you can tell me where it is." Lin Mo took out 10 taels of silver from the Qiankun bag on his waist and handed it to the great monk.
"Ahh The great monk who got the silver suddenly became enthusiastic, holding the staff in his left hand and putting his right hand around Lin Mo's shoulder and said.
"Stop, stop, it's so far! Lin Mo listened a little impatiently.
"This, donor, look at the poor monk's ragged clothes, the staff has not been maintained for a long time, and his stomach is even more hungry. . . β
"Stop! Didn't I just give you money!?"
"Donor, you just asked me how to go, now let me take you. You gave the money to ask for directions, but you didn't give the money to lead the way!"
"Okay! You have a kind! But this kind of thing should be said earlier, do you think the young master is a poor person!?" After that, Lin Mo took out another ten taels of silver from the Qiankun bag and handed it to the monk.
"This... The little monk has one more request. The monk took the silver, and his joy was palpable.
"Say, hurry. β
"This time, the master ordered me to go down the mountain, so that I could experience more, learn more, broaden my horizons, and broaden my horizons, so that I could better spread the Dharma, you say. β
"What do you mean? You want to go too?"
"No, no, no, this is the master's order, and I have to obey. β
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, it's better to go together if you are a fellow Taoist, brother, please!" Lin Mo hugged the big monk and laughed wildly.
"Walk! 50 meters ahead!" the monk walked forward quickly and looked back at Lin Modao.
"You bald donkey... Lin Mo followed.
Soon, Lin Mo and the monk came to the door of Liji Fang, which was the largest brothel in Feiyun Country, located in Sanssouci City. As the most important trade artery of Feiyun Country, Sanssouci City has gathered countless capable people, officials, businessmen and thieves. This place is mixed, and there is no official government, and it is not controlled by all forces, as for the city lord of Sanssouci City, no one has seen it so far.
Rigi Place is 6 floors high, the first floor is the lobby, the second floor is the private room, the third floor and the fourth floor are the guest rooms; As for the fifth and sixth floors, even if they are dignitaries, the heroes of the rivers and lakes cannot enter without the permission of the owner of Liji.
"How's it going, donor, how is this place?"
"Very good, very good!
Lin Mo and the monk walked into Liji Fang together, and before they stepped into the door, two beauties had already pulled them in at the door, the beauties had a graceful figure, red lips and white teeth, very sexy and charming. Lin Mo and the monk widened their pupils, and their saliva flowed as they watched. The beauty asked if the two had acquaintances? Lin Mo and the others said no, so the beauty arranged Lin Mo and the two to a private seat in the hall. On the central stage of the hall, the dancers danced gracefully, and the audience was obsessed, and Lin Mo and the others were naturally among them.
Just as Lin Mo was looking at it, a young man holding a folding fan, dressed in a luxurious purple shirt, approached Lin Mo with two attendants behind him, and shouted: "Yo, who should I be! Isn't this Lin Mo, the third son of the Lin family, why didn't Master Lin break your skin today?
Lin Mo, who had just been reincarnated and possessed, asked with a confused expression, "Who are you!?"
"Yo, I haven't seen you for a few days, and your temper is growing!?
"Qi training, what is Qi training?"
"Yo, I don't even know what Qi training is!?It seems to be more stupid than before!?hahahahahaha. The man shook the folding fan in his hand and laughed wildly with the entourage behind him.
"Neuropathy. Lin Mo glanced at the man and said to himself.
"Stinky boy, who are you scolding!"
"Scold you! Nervous! I don't even know you, here in Balabala, get out of here, don't affect me to see beautiful women. β
"Stinky boy! Lao Tzu won't give you some color today, you really don't take my Chen family in your eyes! Ben Thunder Fist!" After that, the man punched Lin Mo a few meters away, Lin Mo spit out a mouthful of blood on the spot, covered his chest with his left hand, leaned against the wall, and couldn't get up. The guests all exclaimed, the dancers also left the stage, and the Liji Square was in chaos. The monk sat on the spot and poured himself a drink, without the slightest reaction.
Before Lin Mo could come back to his senses, the man in purple had already approached Lin Mo, who had fallen to the ground: "You stinky fool, dare to cross with me!Go to death!" Before the words fell, another thunder punch struck, and just when Lin Mo thought that he was about to be reincarnated again, a woman with a graceful figure suddenly appeared in front of Lin Mo and knocked the man in purple away with just one palmγγγγγγ