Jin Chanzi is a mortal, can he think so clearly?

Hou Jingjing turned her head to look at him, and saw that he was tanned by the sun, and he didn't look as unpleasant as the first time, so he remembered how he looked when he was a golden cicada and poured himself wine at the peach party, and smiled and leaned over and asked:

"Uncle Shi has heard the story of Mother Wire?"

"Mother Wire?" Tang Seng obviously hadn't heard of it.

Hell if you hear it.

Hou Jingjing hurriedly said: "Someone has done an experiment, put a small monkey in a big cage, the left side of the big cage is a monkey made of cotton, no milk to drink, and on the right is a monkey made of wire, there is milk to drink. Guess which monkey the little monkey will sleep with at night when he sleeps?"

Tang Seng didn't know what medicine was sold in Hou Jingjing's gourd, and he didn't dare not answer: "The so-called milk is the mother, so naturally I will look for a place where there is milk to drink." ”

"Wrong!" Hou Jingjing took the opportunity to get closer, "Everyone found that although the little monkey went to the wire monkey to feed, he still slept with the cotton monkey in his arms when he slept...... It shows that in order to survive, it has to find a wire mother, and it is out of nature, but it needs to find a cotton mother to feel at ease. ”

Tang Seng nodded suddenly in realization.

Hou Jingjing took the opportunity to throw herself into Tang Seng's arms and hugged him and said: "I was locked up in that cave when I was two years old, and there were stones harder than wire on the front and back, and I had never been hugged by my parents-Uncle Shi would like to be my cotton father?"

This action really startled Tang Seng, and he didn't dare to touch Hou Jingjing with his hands at first glance: "Two big men hugging each other, what kind of body is it?"

Hou Jingjing hurriedly turned into a woman: "What about this?"

"Wow~~~~"

Tang Seng was so frightened that he touched the electric door and pushed Hou Jingjing open: "Then it's even more terrible! I'm a monk, and so are you! How can you do such a thing that violates morals and customs!"

Hou Jingjing had no choice but to change back to her original form: "Uncle Shi is wrong in three places. ”

"Three...... Three ......"

"Yes, three places," Hou Jingjing nodded aggrievedly, "First, I am a stone monkey, no gender, neither male nor female, so the master made a mistake with the word 'male'......"

"Huh?"

Tang Seng squinted his eyes and looked under Hou Jingjing's belly, but Hou Jingjing was wearing the moonlight brocade clothes sent by Ao Guang, so naturally he couldn't see anything, just looked at the flat.

"Second," Hou Jingjing continued, "I'm a monkey, not a human being—can a cat hold a cat, a dog can hold a dog, and a monkey can't hold a monkey?"

Tang Seng opened his mouth, but after all, he still didn't say a word, so he had to swallow his saliva.

"The third place, bad morals," Hou Jingjing seemed to say the sad place, covered the monkey's mouth and cried, "Although you are my uncle, you are also my elder, I, a poor little monkey who has never been hugged by my parents since I was a child, now I want to be hugged by my uncle, is it bad morals?"

"Uh......"

Tang Seng faintly showed a hint of shame in his eyes, looked at Hou Jingjing's monkey head and monkey brain tail that was less than four feet, and finally slowly opened his arms towards her......

Hou Jingjing hurriedly pounced happily.

When I meet Yang Jian in the future, I will also try this method!

As early as when she was in Lingtai Mountain, Hou Jingjing slept in the same bedroom with Senior Brother Jiu and others, just sleeping in separate beds, and didn't think anything was wrong......

I think it's because of the lack of sex.

Hou Jingjing couldn't help but feel a little melancholy in her heart.

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Early the next morning, Hou Jingjing came out of the bedroom with a yawn, and saw a little boy squatting in the courtyard of the farmer's house where she was staying, digging and playing alone.

Hou Jingjing smiled and accosted: "Little brother, is there a wine seller around here?"

The little boy saw her yesterday, so he was not afraid, and replied honestly: "Uncle Li's house in the west of the village sells wine." ”

"Is there any meat?"

"Nope. When the field is not busy, my father will go up the mountain to fetch rabbits for us to eat, but now I am too busy, and my father said that he has no time to go. "The little boy is cute and cute.

Hou Jingjing could only swallow her saliva, and casually conjured a silver ingot and handed it to him: "Go and help Brother Monkey get a pot of wine, and the pot will also be bought at his house." Tell the liquor seller not to look for it. ”

This art of change is only a trick, and it is also fake to conjure silver. But her current spell, as long as no more powerful immortals see through it, it will be available for a year, can it be spent...... It depends on the creation of the wine seller.

The little boy honestly agreed, took the ingot and ran out.

The white dragon horse, who was tied to the stake, snorted coldly.

Hou Jingjing looked at him, so she simply didn't wait for the little boy's wine, got up and said to the little white dragon: "Senior brother, you protect the master, I'll come when I go." ”

Then he drove the somersault cloud to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea: "Old Dragon King, I'm here to ask for a glass of wine." ”

Ao Guang's attitude towards Hou Jingjing has always been very good, he was busy preparing wine and food, and invited him to take a seat with a smile: "I heard that the Monkey King was imprisoned in the Lotus Cave and grounded, is this just free?"

Hou Jingjing was about to say this to him: "You don't know this news either! Didn't I tell you that after the reincarnation of the 10th Golden Cicada, you are going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, can you let the people from the Dragon Palace go over and grab a place?"

Ao Guang's eyes widened, and his face was full of surprise: "Didn't the Monkey King say that five hundred years later?"

"I thought it was five hundred years later...... Hou Jingjing knew that she was wrong, "but also said that the golden cicada was reincarnated in the tenth generation?

"Dragon King of the West Sea...... Ao Guang looked like he was dumbfounded, "Ao Run?!"

"Isn't it?!" Hou Jingjing patted her thigh and said hurriedly, "Did you tell the Dragon King of the West Sea about this?"

While talking, a maid came up with wine, meat, and seafood, Hou Jingjing hadn't eaten it for two hundred years, and immediately squatted on the chair to eat it regardless of her image.

Ao Guang sat in a daze for a while before saying, "No wonder...... We all said that Ao Yan's nephew was right, but he took his son to heaven and asked for punishment...... It's for this ...... If he really had this idea, he would have told me earlier, and I wouldn't have said yes...... It's all the blood and bones of my dragon clan......"

"It seems that this Dragon King of the West Sea is really a ghost?"

Hou Jingjing has long hated the West Sea Dragon King's informant, and when she heard Ao Guangyi say it at this moment, she looked down on the cheap dragon more and more: "Do you want me to kill Ao Yan, and you send your son over?"

In fact, she was just talking, lest the old dragon king find out about this and ask her for the golden hoop stick.

She is naturally not afraid of force, but she is really unreasonable, it is better to take the initiative to come over and make it clear, so that Ao Guang thinks he is unlucky.

Ao Guang really waved his hand again and again: "That's it, that's it...... I understand the Monkey King's intentions...... But he is from my dragon clan after all...... I know my brother's character, and I'll be able to guard against him in the future. ”

"The old dragon king is really a kind dragon," so far, it is useless to kill Ao Yan, Hou Jingjing only reminded Ao Guangdao, "But if I have such a person in Huaguo Mountain who harms others and benefits myself, if I don't kill him, I have to drive him out of Monkey Mountain." ”

She chatted with Ao Guang and ate, and after a while, she ate her stomach round, and before leaving, she specially asked for a pot of wine, and then went to find Tang Seng with Ao Advertising.