[2] Heavenly Court circle of friends

Shen Jie was indulging in the sky just now, and he wanted to take advantage of the night to look at the moon from afar, and by the way, see how many dreams were flying freely.

But just when he was triumphant, he happened to see the girl holding the fawn in the experimental field. The sharp-eyed Shen Jie immediately discovered that this girl was not only a beauty, but also the goddess that the boys in the school coveted - Xia Yufei.

It is urgent for heroes to save the United States!

"Hehe, I don't know if you've ever heard of a palm technique that fell from the sky?"

"Bang!"

The three big men were shocked by Shen Jie more than three meters away, and the big man who played with the knife even left his pants in place.

"Who?"

These people are not idle, although Shen Jie came suddenly, but he immediately stood up, and the playing knife even threw out the butterfly knife and held it with his backhand, looking very fierce.

Of course, the premise is not to look at his lower body...... A gangster who only wears a shirt and no pants looks ridiculous.

Shen Jie glanced around, smiled contemptuously and said, "You and other bold fanatics, you dare to come to Lao Tzu's territory to spread wild, I'm afraid you are tired of being crooked!"

"You yellow-haired boy, don't pretend to be a ghost here, Lao Tzu...... Ah~ah~ah!"

saw Shen Jie dodge and came to the big man, and flew up at the vital part between his legs.

It can be said that "the silver bottle bursts through the water slurry, and the iron horse highlights the sound of swords and guns." This scream made people furious, and even the little piglets in the pigsty next to them resonated.

"Hmph, rats, let's die!"

Suddenly, people turned over ghosts on their backs, and the screams like killing pigs were endless......

Shen Jie made three moves and two moves with his bare hands, and several gangsters were beaten and fled. When a few people ran, they were still clutching their crotches in pain, and they didn't dare to take a step, because that would "pull the eggs".

"Classmate, are you okay?" asked Shen Jie in a very steady voice to Xiu Yufei, and stretched out his hand very gentlemanly to help her up.

Xiu Yufei had been looking at Shen Jie in disbelief, she had just been out of danger and couldn't believe that all this was true in front of her.

"Classmate, thank you, my name is Xia Yufei......

Seeing the school flower so close for the first time, Shen Jie couldn't help but feel shy, especially Xia Yufei's sound like a clear spring in the mountains and forests, which made him feel even more comfortable, and he could only keep rubbing his hands to get rid of the embarrassment.

"Hmm...... I...... My name is Shen Jie, in fact, you don't need to introduce yourself, who in the entire Ninghai Agricultural University would not know Xiu Yufei?"

Xiu Yufei smiled shyly, and looked at Shen Jie as another throbbing deer.

"I ...... I'll take you back to your dormitory. ”

Xiu Yufei smiled politely and said: "No need, I have a location in my mobile phone, when I encountered danger just now, I received a prompt at home, and my father's person should be there immediately." ”

As soon as Xiu Yufei's words fell, he heard a burst of messy footsteps in the distance, which was probably his father's person.

Shen Jie knew Xiu Yufei's family background, and suddenly felt a little inferior and sad.

"Okay, then I won't send you, huh...... I still have something, goodbye......"

Xiu Yufei wanted to say something more, but Shen Jie had already disappeared into the night like a gust of wind.

"Alas...... People are rich daughters, beautiful and academic bully, but what about me? Don't be bored, isn't it enough to be humiliated by my ex-girlfriend?"

The disparity in class made Shen Jie feel sad, but he would never have imagined that in Xia Yufei's heart, he had become a superhero comparable to Iron Man......

As the effect of thirty minutes of use gradually faded, Shen Jie's mood gradually stabilized. Back in the bedroom, Shen Jie lay exhausted on his small bed.

He habitually took out his mobile phone, but suddenly realized that he should study what the origin of Uncle Zhang who gave him monkey hair was.

"Nantianmen Communication Room...... Could it be the doorman who showed the Jade Emperor the Nantianmen?" Shen Jie opened Uncle Zhang's circle of friends with questions.

The first one was issued two hours ago, and the content is: It is strictly forbidden to park indiscriminately in front of the Nantian Gate (including but not limited to, Tianma, unicorn, crane, divine beast, demon beast, etc.) Violators will confiscate their vehicles.

Attached to the text is a picture of a wizened old man riding a donkey upside down.

In the comment area, Uncle Zhang replied: Is it useful to play mosaics? Who doesn't know that you are an old immortal donkey riding a donkey in the sky!

Because there are no mutual friends, Shen Jie can't see who Uncle Zhang replied to, but it is not difficult to speculate that the old man who rides a donkey upside down among the immortals is only Zhang Guo among the eight immortals.

Look at the second one, the Optimus Prime on the left side of the South Heavenly Gate is seriously damaged, please pay attention to it @Luban......

Article 3: Welcome the Queen Mother of the West to visit Nantianmen to inspect the work......

Fourth, the flu season, fight the tough battle of health and epidemic prevention @Bian Que @ Hua Tuo @ Zhang Zhongjing @ Li Shizhen ......

Fifth, Nantianmen newly donated face recognition system, please pay attention to the quality of individual Tianting employees who will change......

After reading a few circles of friends, Shen Jie suddenly felt that this heavenly court seemed to be quite down-to-earth. "Could this be the daily life of the gods?"

Ding~ WeChat message reminder. ”

Uncle Zhang of the Nantianmen Communication Room: How is it, you believe me this time, right? [snickering]

Shen Jie: If I'm not mistaken, you should be a legendary immortal, right?

Uncle Zhang: Haha, the old man is not an immortal, although he has been working here in Nantianmen for hundreds of years, it is not yet official. Alas...... There are no five insurances and one housing fund, and pension is a problem [crying].

Shen Jie: ...... Then you're miserable [Khan].

Uncle Zhang: Actually, this world and the heavens are not interconnected, and we can't touch the lights of your mortal world. So the gods are also very boring, and this is a little unhealthy in my heart.

Shen Jie: Immortals still have mental illness? So why are you looking for me?

Uncle Zhang: Looking for you to make them happy!

Shen Jie: Hehe, how can you see that I have a talent for comedy?

Uncle Zhang: Oh, I can't make a mistake in thinking about people...... Okay, you will be a [Heavenly Court Psychological Counselor] in the future, I'll withdraw first!

Shen Jie: Alas, I haven't agreed yet!

Uncle Zhang: Don't worry, I won't let you work in vain, I'll go and arrange a tutor for you, and withdraw first![haha]

"I'm going, what's the matter? Why is the counselor looking for me? How good it is to go to the west to find the goddess Athena, so many saints have been fooled by him, why isn't it more suitable than me?"

Shen Jie put down the phone, plunged into the pillow, and the night passed like this. I slept very soundly. However, he may not know that for a long time to come, he will not have the opportunity to sleep like tonight......