Chapter 31 The Lu family's thanksgiving gift
"No, what you said has been collected," Qian Yuanyuan took out a thick pile of materials (written on silk cloth) from the storage ring,
"How did you know in advance that I wanted these information, it was Lu Batian who told you, alas, this Uncle Lu Batian is also not authentic, what about keeping it secret?" Jiang Donglei said speechlessly,
"It's not Lu Batian who told me, I have my own way to know these things, as for what you said requires the commitment of your family, you don't have to worry about this, our family won't come to this poor and remote place to trouble you because you didn't treat me well, you are too weak, they will only send a message to Qingyun Sect, and your little life will be gone, hahaha......"
Qian Yuanyuan said gloomily,
"Then I'm gone, how can there be such a thing!" Jiang Donglei immediately quit,
"Okay, okay, I'm kidding you, the last piece of information is a letter of commitment, rest assured, I know your treatment conditions, and they have all been done," Qian Yuanyuan said with a heartless smile,
"Okay, you're sure, the treatment process is like this: you take off your clothes and apply poison ointment, take a thousand turns of Jiuqu Dan internally, jump into boiling water and boil, and boil every hour of incense out of the bathtub for acupuncture.
The first time you have to cook for an hour and a half, with a day of rest in between, the second time you cook for an hour, the third time you cook for half an hour, and then every day for half an hour until you are cured," Jiang Donglei said.
"You should be boiling meat? After three hours, I was cooked with half a burnt incense, and said, are you deliberately fixing me to avenge my bullying in the past few days? You are too careful! Don't cook me, okay, let's change to a more comfortable treatment!" Qian Yuanyuan said pitifully, her voice full of pity, but her image ...... , not to mention, regurgitated.
"No, although there are other methods, but the effect is not as good as this, don't worry, the boiling point is very low, there are a lot of drugs and medicine stones in it, the temperature is not too high, and the layer of poison pulling paste on your body can well resist the temperature outside. ”
"Really, if you dare to lie to me, see how I clean you up then!"
Qian Yuanyuan shook his two little fat hands and said threateningly,
"By the way, acupuncture must be naked, especially, especially in one place where the needle must be pricked, do you have a female doctor in your family, that is, a female doctor who understands acupuncture, I passed on a set of acupuncture to her, let her give you acupuncture, I command outside the house. Jiang Donglei said with a serious expression.
"No need, they are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, how can there be so many crooked things, you can just prick it, I am already like this, what else is shy, by the way, where is the one that you just emphasized that you must prick a needle?"
"Forget it, don't talk about it"
"Say, it must be said, I am a patient and I have the right to know. ”
"This, this, will **!"
"What hole?"
"Yes**"
"Why don't you die, necrotic,"
With a "bang", our pig's feet were beaten to the ground by Qian Yuanyuan's fat fist, foaming at the mouth and twitching.
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"That's why I said that you should find a female acupuncturist to come over, what did you say about the children of the rivers and lakes, there are not so many crooked things. As a result, I said that you still beat me, and it is really difficult to serve a patient like you. ”
Jiang Donglei, who came to his senses, said speechlessly.
"Forget it, cure it, remember not to look at what you shouldn't see, and don't touch what you shouldn't touch, otherwise I'll dig out your dog's eyes and chop off your dog's paws." ”
Qian Yuanyuan finally compromised, it is not difficult to find a female acupuncture, but the difficulty is that if the female acupuncturist does not learn well, then she will be miserable.
"I don't look at how to get an acupuncture, I don't touch how you can give you acupuncture, and you have to massage after acupuncture, if you don't let me touch it, how can I heal you!"
Jiang Dong said renaultly, women are trouble, no wonder the saying is good: only villains and women are difficult to raise.
"You stupid, can't you pretend to promise not to look at it, not to touch it? Qian Yuanyuan said speechlessly,
This idiot Jiang Donglei is really stupid and cute. Qian Yuanyuan thought to himself.
"Bang bang bang ......" There was a knock on the door.
"Is Master Jiang at home?"
"Uncle Lu, why are you here, isn't there anything wrong with Lu Dingxian?"
Jiang Donglei saw Lu Batian at the door, and asked in shock, according to the theory, he has studied the books on meridian burst treatment for so long in the virtual space, this is the most effective and safest method sorted out by the heads of the family, and there should be no problems.
"No, no, Xiao Ding is fine, he has come to his senses, he just ate some liquid food, I am here to thank you, this is Xiao Ding's qualification token to enter the secret realm,"
Lu Batian said with a smile,
"I can't ask for this, Lu Dingxian took so much effort to get it, that is, Lu Dingxian can't go, and other young people in the Lu family can still go, and I don't have any cultivation, so I don't dare to go to a dangerous place like the secret realm. ”
Jiang Donglei postponed, he actually wanted to go, just to see the appearance of the secret realm at the entrance, many of the books he read were highly regarded in the secret realm, there were many opportunities in the secret realm, and many people encountered great opportunities in the secret realm.
It's just that there is no merit, and the treatment of Lu Dingxian is just to improve his acupuncture skills, hehe, he can't ask for compensation.
"Xiao Ding said, at that time, it was because of the help of the logistics staff with many small scars on his face that he passed the exam, and later I inquired in many ways, only to know that it was Master Jiang who helped Xiao Ding during the exam, indicating that this secret realm qualification originally belonged to Master Jiang.
In addition, I don't know what weapon Master Jiang likes to use, it just so happens that there is a purple electric sword at home that no one uses, so I took the initiative to bring it to Master Jiang, I hope Master Jiang likes it, and the medicinal materials I bought the day before yesterday to treat Xiaoding, these medicinal materials are useless in my hands, and it is a waste to keep them,
In order to maximize their value, they can be given to Master Jiang, as well as ......"
Lu Batian said with a few treasures,
"Wait a minute, Uncle Lu, what are you doing? I feel that Lu Ding is a good person, I want to make friends with him, and it is too obvious for friends to talk about interests between friends, right?"
Jiang Donglei shirked and said, although he likes these things very much, and he really wants Lu Batian to finish thanking him and ask for all the items, but he doesn't understand human feelings, and he always feels that it is nothing to help others, and it is too inauthentic and bad to ask for benefits.
The two shirked back and forth for a long time, and finally Jiang Donglei was very reluctant, and accepted the secret realm exploration token, purple electric sword, and elixir, originally Lu Batian had to give 10,000 medium-grade spirit stones and other treasures, Jiang Donglei said that he didn't want anything.