[19] Severe patients
The opening ceremony was finally held smoothly without danger, and the universities have arrived in their own rest areas, which will be their main event venue for the next month, and every day will be dominated by a club, focusing on showing their cultural style.
However, many school leaders and club members couldn't help but retreat when they saw the slogans and costumes prepared by Shen Jie for the gods and goddesses, the word "beautiful people" is so beautifully written, and the clothes are so beautifully designed that they are better than a fart, and the cliff is not comparable!
Nearly 10,000 people gathered in the square of Ninghai Agricultural University, most of them wore normal casual school uniforms, but some people were wearing martial arts uniforms, or wearing ancient Hanfu, and even various anime character costumes and punk rock heavy metal......
This is the community, colorful and original...... It is because we have experienced more than ten years of continuous exam pressure, and we have a great desire for life and dreams!
Although the president of Ninghai Agricultural University and many administrators have always believed that the club is a waste of time, energy, and funds, it can be said that it is not beneficial. After all, the design of a hundred flowers can inspire the design concept of students, and the collision of design concepts of such multiple elements is a rare and valuable experience wealth for every student!
But after all, so many school representatives have already come, and there should still be something to show on face, at least it is necessary to go on stage and give a lengthy speech. Then it was time for the leaders to perform the technique, and many students were drowsy when they heard it, and they were not tired of talking about these scenes? It sounded so good, but it never happened to shout so loudly in a light slogan, and if a fart was evil, it was not disgusting? If it was said so impassionedly, wouldn't it be blushing?
At the same time, in order to ensure the smooth progress of the cultural festival, Wu Xuewen, the director of the Student Affairs Office, also specially arranged for the student union to help the Association of Clubs and be responsible for handling all matters of the cultural festival.
In Director Wu's words, "It's okay for your club association to play around, if you really hold a large-scale event, there is absolutely no experience in the student union, so you must learn more from the student union, so that you can better integrate into it in the future......" Okay, this person is obviously standing on the side of the student union, and as for the school club, he can't get into his eyes.
On the second day of the opening ceremony, the festival officially began, and the main content was divided into two parts.
One part is the free exchange and club display in the open space of the home field, and the other part is the club competition on the sports field.
Shen Jie was actually very embarrassed by this, although he had a large number of immortals to help, but today he had to have three competitions almost at the same time.
"Mom, what can I do about this? I can't ask Sun Wukong for a doppelganger technique...... "I felt a lot of pressure in an instant, after all, I was looking for those immortals to help, not to let the family be a coolie to help so much at once, even he felt very unhappy!
"Sullen Jie! I've already put together the basketball team for you, Xiao He and Ah Sheng, don't count on it, those two goods plus one piece is less than two hundred catties. These are buddies who have played wild ball with me, and they are absolutely reliable!"
Lao Meng looked at Shen Jie excitedly, he was the big center in this afternoon's basketball game.
"Shen Jie, have you decided which one to go to in the afternoon? Let me tell you the inside news, today's school leaders are all said to be interested in traditional martial arts, or we will give up Sanda......
Xia Yufei also hurriedly ran over and said to Shen Jie, with some regret in her tone.
Because Shen Jie's mind was complicated, he didn't say much, but just patted Lao Meng's shoulder and signaled him to prepare well. Then he patted Xia Yufei's head to comfort him...... Well, unconsciously Shen Jie actually took out the legendary head touching kill! In this politics, Xia Yufei was stunned directly unexpectedly!
"Shen Jie, you ......"
Suddenly, Xia Yufei's face turned red with shame, Shen Jie was also a little overwhelmed, and all the members of the Federation of Associations who were present turned their heads and pretended not to see it.
Although the members of the Chinese color group pretended not to see it, they all wailed in their hearts Shen Jie, you beast actually wiped the head of Xia Yujue, the goddess, it is simply the goddess of animals is not pure!
"Uh...... That one...... I'll figure out how to deal with Sanda, so let's go and prepare first!"
After speaking, Shen Jie and Xia Yufei hurriedly walked away to do their own business, as if nothing had happened, just secretly smiling in their hearts. I actually touched my head and killed the goddess, it's really cool and crooked, that kind of feeling is really great here!
Shen Jie knew in his heart that he could never tell others about his role as a Heavenly Court psychological counselor, and he could not be noticed by others. However, since basketball and sanda need to participate, then this matter can only be handed over to those immortals to help, but let them help, but they must not reveal their identities, so this matter still has to be considered in the long run, and it must be carefully processed.
"Sanda competition, how can I make an ordinary person accept the power of the gods with peace of mind and no doubt?"
Shen Jie thought about it and walked to the side of his school's club, and the two super kawaii girl presidents of the two-dimensional animation club were seriously arranging the venue.
Seeing this group of people, Shen Jie suddenly had a bold idea. A crazy idea, to be exact, looks like a bit of a secondary two!
"Ahem, President Ahri, is there any kind of student in your club who is heavily addicted to his anime image and can't extricate himself? It's best to be the kind of person who can't distinguish between reality and two-dimensional!" This is the idea of holiness, only those patients who are stupidly unable to distinguish between reality and two-dimensional, can easily explain to him the power of the gods in order to make it reasonably acceptable! Only in this way, this kind of person will not doubt, and then the matter of letting the gods help him will not leak out!
"Hmm...... Come to think of it, the students in our club actually like their own anime characters, but what about being one with the characters...... Look at him......"
President Ahri stretched out his hand and pointed to a boy sitting in the shade of a tree with his eyes closed, and Shen Jie couldn't help but be surprised when he looked over there.
This person is wearing a long black robe, with long hair and slightly frosted temples, a clear and handsome face, sword eyebrows and sideburns, and phoenix eyes...... And the sleeve on one side seems to have no arms, just swaying in the wind empty.
He may have felt Shen Jie walking towards him, opened his eyes slightly, and saw that his eyes were shiny and heroic, and Shen Jie couldn't help but shudder.
"This man...... Isn't this person Yang Guo, the Condor Hero?" Shen Jie was stunned, this person went to play the cliff is true color, and Brother Yang, who played Gu Zai without makeup, is slightly inferior in life compared to him!
President Ahri came over and whispered: "His name is Yang Tiansuo, and he has always believed that he is the reincarnation of Yang Guo, and he fantasizes every day that he has peerless martial arts, you be careful, he also has a special metal sword." ”
President Ahri's words made Shen Jie feel overjoyed, "Great, the Sanda competition depends on him!"
This is really sleepy, just send a pillow, and I need this kind of heavily addicted patient to accept the relationship of the power of the gods with peace of mind!
"Brother Yang, can you go elsewhere and talk about it, there is something important to discuss...... Shen Jie walked over and took a bath with this guy, he had to act repeatedly before he wanted the kid, in short, it was to let this guy accept the power of the gods with peace of mind, and also to ensure that she would not have any suspicions!
At more than two o'clock in the afternoon, the preliminary round of the basketball game was coming to an end, and Lao Meng lived up to expectations and qualified for the group stage and had been promoted to the top 16.
The Sanda tournament started late, and the grouping had just been completed. In the field of hundreds of people, the players on the field are all wearing tank tops and shorts, wearing protective gear and fist gloves.
However, among them, there was one person who stood out from the crowd, wearing a black robe, with a lonely face, and a huge iron sword behind his back.
"Who is this man?
"I don't know, it seems to be someone from Ninghai Agricultural University. ”
"How can you dress up like Yang Guo? won't it be a mascot......
The game officially began, and under the persuasion of the staff, Yang Tiansuo finally put on his gloves and competed.
His opponent is from Lin'an University, he is 1.85 meters tall, his muscles are strong and powerful, and he stands in the middle of the field like a bomb ready to explode at any time.
Many of the onlookers were students of Ninghai Agricultural University, and there were also many members of the karate taekwondo club. They had also heard of Yang Tiansuo, a strange person, and they couldn't help but gloat when they saw him encounter such an opponent as soon as he came on the field.
"Is there really no one in the Federation of Clubs, and they actually sent this freak up, is this not clear that he is going to die?"
"Who knows, just wait and watch the show, it's not like we're being beaten up anyway. ”
Suddenly, many people began to gloat, got up and prepared to wait to see the jokes Yang Tian said, after all, Yang Dian's attached dress to Yang Guo made many people feel ridiculous, these two have seen the two-dimensional person, and they have not seen a martial arts master, it is so funny, they even came to participate in the Sanda competition, they don't really think that if they succeed, Yang Guo's strength will become powerful!
The game officially began, and the two people in the field stood motionless, and the scene was very embarrassing.
The contestant from Lin'an University shouted: "Dude, can you be good, don't stand with your hands behind your back!"
Yang Tiansuo stood on his side, tightened the hand that was behind his back, and then said in a deep voice: "My arm has already been cut off by Guo Fu's girl, what you see is just the illusion of this skin......
"I'll go, buddy, I'll do it again!"
Yang Tiansuo was still unmoved, looked at the sky lightly, and said, "Long'er, I don't know when I will find you, this time I will use the Heaven and Earth Net of the Ancient Tomb Sect to take care of it......"
"I've had enough!
"Alas...... I'm tired of the grievances of the rivers and lakes, and I hope that today's matter will be over from now on, and there will be no more incidents......"
Yang Tianshuo looks like he has no love, but he looks very compelling.
And his opponent couldn't bear it anymore:
"Ahh
"You and I have reached the point, don't fight with your life......"
"I'm going to kill you!!"