Chapter 3 The Cave Heaven Banquet There is no vulgar thought in mundane things—the end of the world is close at hand
"Great Buddha, Great Bodhisattva, Great Arhat, Ou, No, No, Great Venerable, Ou, No, No, Great Arhat, you have great compassion and give me my bamboo tube. A gambler suddenly knelt down in front of Shen Xiqiao and kowtowed and cried, and when he recited the names of Buddhism, his body seemed to be dissipating something.
Shen Xiqiao hugged the golden black dog like falling into the clouds, and looked at him with a frown.
"Lao Jiu, look at you, begging others, why do you still call other people's names smaller and smaller, confused!" Another person among the gamblers pointed to the gambler called Lao Jiu and said, as soon as this person finished speaking, he suddenly knelt down in front of Shen Xiqiao: "Great Venerable, Great Arhat, Great Bodhisattva, Great Buddha, you have great compassion, and give me my bamboo tube." He also said that when he said this, his body was also exuding something outward.
With these two people taking the lead one after the other, many gamblers also knelt down and begged Shen Xiqiao to give alms to bamboo tubes.
"You, you just want these bamboo tubes?" Shen Xiqiao asked rhetorically.
"Yes, yes. The crowd replied.
Shen Xiqiao thought to himself, isn't it a bamboo tube, who will embarrass you for the bamboo tube, so he said: "Friends, the bamboo tube is in front of me, but it doesn't mean that it is mine, why do you ask me? Who is the bamboo tube to ask, I think such a bamboo tube, no one will really care." ”
"How it's not yours, it's all yours. "That's our future!", "He's my life!", "Yes, that's our life, it's everyone's life!" A bunch of gamblers said their own thing, "If I can marry someone like that, I don't want to ...... bamboo." Someone among the gamblers said this, and everyone looked at him, and he suddenly lost his words and held back again.
"Don't be noisy! Calm down, listen to me if you want a bamboo tube!" shouted someone in the crowd.
It was none other than Li Muchai who said this.
Li Muchai said: "I don't see you crying and shouting on this on weekdays, why are you so small today, you can gamble back if you lose the bamboo tube!"
Everyone saw that it was Li Muchai, but for reason, they didn't want to go back to him directly.
"Master Li, according to what you said, this was the reason before the release, but look at it, this bamboo tube belongs to him, we want to win but no one can win. An old gambler said.
When Li Muchai heard this, he was speechless for a while.
"Listen to me. At this time, Feng Kong replied, "You want to bamboo tube, I also want my golden black dog, now the golden black dog is also his, I can't force it, not to mention that you have all sworn poison, and forcing it is more harmful to yourself." Heaven's honorable name, I advise you not to say it again, avoid the gods, otherwise your anger will be dispersed, and it will be impossible for you to rush to the next life. ”
After finishing speaking, she walked to Li Muchai's side, the two whispered a few words, she turned around and said to everyone: "We discussed it just now, let's go back and ask Mr. Zhou, what to do about this matter, although our husband and wife are soft-spoken, but please rest assured, we will give an answer as soon as possible, what do you think?"
"You're quibbling! We don't want an answer, we want a solution!" said a man who looked like a scholar with a peach scarf on his head.
"I said a word Tanhualang, this is not a good thing, I don't know if there is a solution now, it would be good to ask, and then what does this matter have to do with me, it is your greed ......" was just about to say, but was interrupted by Li Muchai: "Everyone, don't be impatient, a word Tanhualang, I know that you have knowledge, then let us ask, to be honest, we don't know what to do now." ”
"Then we won't go, let's sit and wait! One word Tanhualang responded.
"Yes, yes, let's wait, it doesn't matter where we go without the bamboo tube!" a group of gamblers chimed in.
"Woo~~~~≈ap; ap; ap; gt;_≈ap; ap; ap; t;~~~~" At this time, there was another cry, and everyone saw that it was the old bustard.
"Crying very much, it's not that you old monster didn't control that little monster in your house, how did we get to such a field. "It's another word to explore the flowers.
"Who is the blame?!" At this time, a crisp voice came out, "Look at you big men, you are a one-word Tanhualang, what a word, two words, even half a word is not still like this, a spineless thing, because of the mistake of one word, not only did not have the first and first, but was convicted for words and removed from the list, so you are a rope to hang the family temple, what face do you have to face the ancestors and ancestors?!"
"I, I, my ?......," said Tanhualang.
"You, you, what are you, you don't want to change rebellion into obedience, but abandon your wife and children, and when you die, you are cowardly, cowardly, eager for quick success, and you are wrong for yourself and your own family. ”
This series of words Tanhualang was angry for a while, and his spirit was floating for a while, and he spread his body and passed out.
Seeing her leaning against the door, her apricot eyebrows were upside down, pointing to the word Tanhualang, her temperament was so spicy, and then Mu Xiaoliao finished speaking, her face was flushed, and the beauty was angry, and it was another taste, and many people were stupid again.
After speaking, Mu Xiaochat swept through the people around him, and before everyone came back to their senses, he "hummed" and threw himself back into the building, "On the gold list, I occasionally miss the dragon's head...... Talented lyricist, since he is the ...... of the white-clothed Qing" a song came, and gradually disappeared with Mu Xiaoliao's back......
"Eh, eh, firewood, firewood, let's go back first?"
"Ou, Ou, go, go, let's go. Li Muchai said as he looked in the direction of Mu Xiaochat.
"Xiqiao, let's go. After speaking, Feng Kongkong, Shen Xiqiao, and Li Muchai turned around and walked away, leaving the golden crow dog alone, and Feng Kongkong turned around and said: "None of you should touch these things, including the golden crow dog, you know the consequences if you touch it." Saying that, she said to the golden black dog again: "Good dog, I have wronged you first, stay honest~", "Woo woo woo" The golden black dog nodded and barked in a low voice, but the four legs did not move half a little.
After the three of them walked out of a distance, Shen Xiqiao finally couldn't hold back and asked, "Master Li, Master Feng, these are too bizarre, can you tell me what is going on? What is the bamboo tube so important? Who are they? What is this place?"
"It's not that I don't want to tell you, the main thing is that we are rough people, and we can't compare to you as a small person, I don't know a few big characters, and I can't understand it for a while. As for the bamboo tube, there are strands of things in it, which can arrange the future of those people, Ou, yes, you have also seen those people, and I heard what the girl said just now, they are not people, they are all guys who have not been reincarnated after they die. Li Muchai replied.
"Which girl?" Shen Xiqiao asked.
"It's her, she's Mu Xiaolou, it's the Oiran of that flower building, it's good-looking and tasteful, and those people want her. Li Muchai said.
Seeing that Li Muchai was talking to Shen Xiqiao more and more, he grabbed words in the air: "Don't listen to your Master Li's sentence, what I said earlier is almost the same." ”
"This is the underworld?" Shen Xiqiao said in surprise.
"That's not right, it's really not the underworld, but it can also accommodate these people who have not been reincarnated, yin is not yin, yang is not yang, I don't dare to talk nonsense, it's not good. Li Muchai replied again.
"However, I heard that the girl just now was very sharp-toothed, and she also knew the imperial examination, and she also knew Liu Yongci, like a woman with some ink, how could she be willing to fall. Shen Xiqiao asked again.
"You are not allowed to call other people's girls, they are bigger than you. Li Muchai said.
Saying that, the three of them had arrived at the archway of Wuzeng Street.
"Well, there's a couplet here.,I only saw the front when I came just now.,I don't want the back of the archway to have it.。 Shen Xiqiao read the couplet while looking at it: "How far is it to go forward, how far is it to go, how far is it, how many steps do you need to retreat? The lintel reads: Don't leave when you come. ”
"This rhyme ......" He just wanted to evaluate, but suddenly remembered the empty admonition, and held back his words.
"Xiqiao, can you go out and try it first?" Li Muchai teased him.
"Just go. Saying that, Shen Xiqiao stepped out one step, "Hmm, didn't go out", he took another step forward, "Hmm, didn't go out again." Instead of going out, he felt that the torii was farther away from him, about four steps away, and he tried to jump forward again, "Hey, why do you jump farther and farther away?" he muttered to himself.
"Hehe, don't bother, you can't get out like this. Li Muchai turned sideways and walked forward, he just turned to one side, and Yu Guang saw behind, "Hey, what are you doing with you, you can't get out, go back quickly, we will come back after asking what to do." Li Muchai saw that a few gamblers were quietly following behind, so he said.
"Then, please hurry up, we can't wait. With that, the gambler came back in a huff.
When the gambler went away, Li Muchai continued to walk, not far to a small grass shed, he took out a circle in his hand, the circle was also tied to a rope, he put the circle in the middle of the archway directly below, and then he drilled through the circle, a drill is passed, and then, every empty drill, Shen Xiqiao finally drilled.
"Huh, just come over in a circle?" asked Shen Xiqiao.
"This is the 'Solid Circle'. The yang body can come out of this street through this, probably because the spirit of the yang body is fixed in the body, and it will no longer be dragged back by the aura, just like you just did, the further forward you are, the farther away. But the yin body and below cannot pass through the circle, otherwise it will only be fixed motionlessly. Of course, it is also possible to live by half-due impotence, but it will damage the body.
Listening to this, Shen Xiqiao blinked his eyes, pondering the truth, and then looked at the circle, the circle was being dragged back to its original place by the rope.
After saying nothing all the way, the three of them soon returned to their residence.
When they returned to their residence, they looked for Zhou Yuanwai, but there was no trace of them, and they asked all the deboning kings, slaughtering spoons, and storing big materials, but they didn't know. When it was approaching night, there was still no trace of Zhou Yuanwai.
Waiting for Zhou Yuan to go out and not returning, and Wuzeng Street Mu Xiaolou, the gamblers have long been anxious, but they can't go out, one by one they scratch their ears and cheeks, and fidget.
"I said, let's just divide these bamboo tubes. One gambler said to another.
"You're crazy, aren't you afraid you'll disappear?" said the gambler.
"Everyone, together! The law does not blame the public, and the poisonous oath will not bully a bunch of people. One after another.
"Yes, let's go together!" another gambler instigated.
As he spoke, the instigated gambler carefully climbed to the edge of the bamboo tube, and was about to stretch out his hand, but at this moment, his whole body froze in one place.
At this time, everyone saw two people coming out of nowhere, one was a middle-aged strong man, and the other was a woman with her eyes closed.
The man and woman didn't speak, the middle-aged strong man's eyes were only staring at the gambler who wanted to take the bamboo tube, and the gambler was frozen at this time, unable to move for half a minute, and the woman with her eyes closed was also frowning slightly.
"Dead and alive?" whispered a gambler.
"Who are the dead and alive couples?" "The dead and living couples are the people of the Secret Heart Sect, and the level is across the junction of humans and immortals. Not a mortal, but not yet at the level of an immortal" "How do you know?" "I was killed by their sect. "There are people among the gamblers who talk to each other.
"Then what is he going to do?" "Why don't you ask directly?" "I don't dare." ”
When the gamblers saw people say this, they didn't dare to touch those bamboo tubes.
As soon as the time of the child arrived, the strong man suddenly closed his eyes, and at the same time, the woman next to him woke up as if in a dream and opened her eyes.
This action startled the gamblers next to him.
"Ou, by the way, life and death are changed every six hours, all day long, over and over again, boys and girls die, and women die boys. ”
The woman heard the man say, "Hey, hey, hey, As she spoke, she turned and tucked the strong man's shirt.
"It's really pitiful to think about them, they are together every day, but they are separated forever. "There were gamblers in the crowd sighing.
"The World...... How many dreams a ...... , it is better to put the wine ...... Falling jejunum...... Wake up and don't know where to go...... It's close at hand, but teaching is the end of the world. Mu Xiaolou suddenly heard singing.
"The voice of the little chat, it seems that it is not in vain, to listen to her voice, I would rather sit here forever. A gambler said.
"Wow, wow......" Someone among the gamblers suddenly cried: "Have you all heard, aren't we even more like this, the future is in front of us, but it can't be touched by half a point, and it's the end of the world......"
Chapter 3 The fifth chapter ends