The prompt sound of "Ding~" WeChat is crisp and pleasant.

Fight to defeat the Buddha Sun Wukong, Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian, the third prince Nezha, Tai Bai Xing, the Four Heavenly Kings, the King of Yama, the God of Wealth, and the Eight Immortals...... Up to the heavenly court and down to the underworld, everyone received the same message at the same time.

However, as soon as they saw Shen Jie's information, the faces of all the immortals changed.

Counselor Shen Jie: Help!

These immortals were bored and panicked, so they relied on Shen Jie to bring them some novelties to be happy, and now when they see Shen Jie asking for help, how can they not take action?

Besides, the incident itself is quite interesting......

And there are definitely a lot of benefits to helping her to conclude, as long as Shen Jie casually takes out a little string of incense, then this help him will be a great reward!

King Yama: Is it the ghost from last time? There are even bold ghosts who dare to hurt my brother Shen?

"Ding~ King Yama sent a soul-breaking sword. ”

Sun Wukong: Hehe, my grandson gave you a monkey hair, no matter who he is, he will be wiped out!

"Ding~ Sun Wukong sent a monkey hair. ”

Nezha: Chaotian Aya, Qiankun Circle, Fire Tip Spear, Hot Wheels, Yin and Yang Sword, Gold Brick, Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover, I don't know what blade Brother Shen is good at?

Nezha: Forget it, let's have the most practical one!

"Ding ~ Nezha sent a piece of gold brick (slab brick). ”

Yang Jian: Don't talk nonsense, look at the guys!

"Ding~ Erlang God sent a whistling dog cub. ”

Some of the great gods took the lead, and the rest of the gods also came out with their own magic weapons, and they were overwhelmed for a while, as if they had entered a large vegetable market.

However, Shen Jie on the other side of the phone complained again and again, any magic weapon of the immortal family can have the power to destroy the world, but now he really doesn't have the time to look at his phone!

Which one can be used? Which one can't be used?

That Mr. Yin and Yang really gave up his life to snatch the dementor flag, and he directly collected the remaining yin soul into his body, so that not only did his strength increase greatly, but he was also able to restrain the dementor banner in Shen Jie's hand.

Of course, in this way, his own soul must be damaged, at least five years of yang longevity, and he will have to fall seriously ill. But as long as the dementor banner is in hand, these are all worth it! This dementor banner is too important to him, as long as he gets this dementor flag, his strength can be greatly increased, and when the time comes, the loss of yang shou or something, everything can be made up, and it has not increased exponentially, it can be said that the benefits are great, so it is worth his risk!

In an instant, Mr. Yin and Yang grew long nails and fangs, and his face was pale and the zombies in Lin Zhengying's movie were fighting.

If it were ordinary people who saw the appearance of Mr. Yin and Yang, they would definitely be scared to death by Huo Huo, it was too terrifying, too disgusting!

In a trance, a flash came to Shen Jie's approach, and the speed of his body was like a ghost. Shen Jie could only rely on Li Bai's chivalrous behavior and Sun Wukong's fiery eyes to barely resist.

"I'll it, it's too fast!"

Mr. Yin and Yang are pressing forward step by step, Shen Jie's physical strength is gradually exhausted, and he is about to be hit.

"Uncle, do you want money or death, you tell me well, I'll give it to you, you can't kill me!"

It's a pity, that Mr. Yin Yang has lost his mind at this time, and he won't stop if he doesn't kill Shen Jie, so it's useless to say anything.

In Mr. Yin and Yang's logic, it is absolutely impossible for a divine object like the Dementor Banner to be easily handed over to someone else, so he just made a move.

If he had known that Shen Jie didn't take this thing seriously at all, he would probably have vomited blood and died at that time......

Nima, the treasure that Lao Tzu wanted to get with all his life, you don't take it seriously at all, is there still a store? Is there still a royal law? People are more popular than people!

Of course, Mr. Yin and Yang eat, he naturally didn't have any ideas in his heart, only a one-star general would volley and kill the province to get his dementor flag!

"Damn! If you have the ability, you can let me look at my phone! Damn, it doesn't matter, who do you love!"

Listening to the mobile phone ringing vigorously, Shen Jie's heart sank, and he ran out of more than ten meters with all his life's strength. Then he was shocked by the message on his mobile phone, and he didn't know which immortal's magic weapon he received.

Whatever, whatever, whoever you love, anyway, they are the treasures of these immortals with vast powers, Shen Jie believes that as long as he gets one casually, he should be able to resolve the crisis in front of him! Of course, at this time, Cash Shengjie's heart is also holding a trace of luck! If he just orders an inappropriate fairy baby, then he will hang up! But now that the situation is critical, he naturally has no time to think about it so much and can only resign himself to fate!

"Brush Brush Brush ~"

Shen Jie only felt that he had suddenly put on a set of battle armor, his whole body was bathed in pure white light, and his divine power filled his whole body.

"White gloves, red boots, sailor suit, big red bow, this armor...... This armor ...... Isn't this Sailor Moon?"

Nerves, I'm also drunk, I'm a pure man, you actually made me a beauty suit, don't you want to be so pitiful? I'm too good at it, right? Is your luck so good?

"Ding~ Congratulations on receiving the red envelope of the Guanghan Fairy and getting the moonlight exorcism set!"

Li Bai: Oh woo~ I didn't expect the little brother to be so good!

Yang Jian: Hmm...... It's hard to say anything about this.

King Yama: Everyone has their own ambitions, maybe Brother Shen is talented?

Sun Wukong: Hehe, that's right, you see our Nezha brothers, don't they always wear a lotus skirt and go out for a stroll@Nezha

Nezha: Dead monkey! I was forced!

Tai Bai Xing: Fellow Immortal Daoists, I don't know if you have ever thought about it, maybe Shen Jie was originally a girl?

Fortuna: Possibly

King Yama: +1

Li Bai: +1

......

All the gods and immortals, especially the male immortals, couldn't help but look weird, they couldn't imagine that this dignified psychological counselor would have such a heavy taste, it was really hard to cry, it was too spicy!

Chang'e: [Khan] [Khan] My moonlight suit was made more than ten years ago when I accidentally felt a strange trend in the mortal world, and this image involuntarily appeared in my mind...... Alas, it would have been a shame if I had known that I wouldn't have taken it out......

Fairy Chang'e couldn't help but feel that her face was hot, after all, these things went out, and his hands were now worn by Shen Jie, so the other immortals also knew his fetish, this really made people feel shy!

At this time, Shen Jie naturally didn't have time to watch the discussion in the group, and Mr. Yin Yang was also intimidated by his own divine light, but he was just ...... He was too embarrassed to shout the incantation.

"I ...... I...... Oh, I'm out of the way! I'll destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

The moon bends and shines on Kyushu, and a few families are happy and a few are sad.

A sly moonlight lit up the gymnasium of Ninghai Agricultural University, and Mr. Yin Yang was shocked more than ten meters away before he was about to stop. After a long time, his claws and fangs were back to normal, and he just lay there unconscious.

Shen Jie struggled for a long time, and finally helped him call an ambulance and pay the medical bills.

The moonlight washed away the darkness on him, and from now on he became a kind and kind old man, who would do some volunteer work for the village in his spare time, and exert his spare heat in the rural construction of the new era. As for his Mr. Yin and Yang's mana or something, it has been completely removed by Shen Jie, and there is no trace left, in other words, he was abolished by Shen Jie and became an ordinary person!

As for the damn Qin Song, he had already disappeared when Mr. Yin Yang transformed, and Shen Jie couldn't find him at all at this time, and he didn't have the strength to look for him.

"Qin Song, you wait for me, don't let me see you again......" Shen Jie was angry, the itchy roots of his teeth were all caused by this guy, or he himself wore such a sissy thing, and this guy almost lost his life, this account was written down by himself, and he definitely had to pay the price, ten times and a hundred times the price!

Shen Jie: Everyone, let me emphasize one last time, I am really a man, pure masters!

Shen Jie Alliance explained, after all, this is about his own reputation, and he must not be sloppy!

Monkey King: Hehe

Yang Jian: Hehe

Nezha: Hehe

......

Shen Jie: Damn, believe it or not!

Shen Jie is also drunk, this group of immortals hehehehe

Shen Jie closed the WeChat group and was about to go back to the bedroom to rest, but saw that the fairy Chang'e sent a private message to him.

"Mom, finally a sister is looking for me, and this girl is still a fairy Chang'e~"

Chang'e: Brother Shen, I'm really sorry for what I did just now, I'm sorry [crying]

Chang'e now knows that the things she sent have caused trouble to Sister Shen, making everyone else think he is a sissy.

Shen Jie: Don't say that, fairies, the so-called black cats and white cats, if you catch a mouse, you are a good cat. A plaster that pulls out sores is a good plaster. If it weren't for the fairy's moonlight suit, I would have hung it just now![laughs]

Shenjie endured the depression in his heart, and comforted Chang'e and said that after all, she became a sister and couldn't blame all the blame on others, otherwise she would be too ungentleman!

Chang'e: Hehe~ Brother Shen is really funny when he speaks.

After a day of rising, Shen Jie's explanation suddenly became happy, and then he sent another red envelope to Shen Jie.

"Ding~ Fairy Chang'e sent a red envelope. ”

Chang'e: This thing should be all about me paying compensation to Brother Shen, right?

Shen Jie received the red envelope and looked at it, but it was a small bottle of facial cleanser.

Guanghan Palace Facial Cleanser: Exclusive blend of Chang'e Fairy, the effect is unknown.

"Well, anyway, I've run out of facial cleanser before, so I'll use it to wash my face tomorrow, and then I'll go to Xia Yufei...... Hey~"