Chapter 20, The Grumpy Woman
All kinds of karma in this world are secretly amazing!
If Xiao Dao hadn't followed Lu Qianyu's example and stole a bite of raw beef, then he wouldn't have found that beef was worse than a dead mouse.
If he didn't find it unpalatable, but swallowed the beef into his stomach, then the beef wouldn't have spit out.
He spit the beef on the ground accurately, and no one would be sorry.
But the development of things is out of people's control, like a joke with everyone.
The beef made a strange arc and flew gracefully towards the adjacent table.
In front of the table sat a man with a wide forehead and thick eyebrows, born with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, a fierce and vicious face, and a beard. Here, he squinted his small eyes, and raised his wine glass with great interest and was about to drink. Suddenly, a cloud of unknown substances flew in front of him, and he thought that the shameless person used a secret weapon to sneak attack, so he screamed and immediately turned around to avoid it, but it was too late, the beef was like a pitcher, and it just fell into the wine glass, and the hops splashed on the man's beard.
Lu Qianyu was stunned when he saw this. After thinking to himself for a moment, he immediately stood up and wanted to say sorry.
The big man's face turned from black to blue, he looked at the strange things in the cup, and when he looked closely, he realized that it was the meat that someone else had chewed, and he couldn't help retching nauseously.
"His grandmother's. Who? The big man wiped a handful of wine from his beard and immediately looked at Lu Qianyu.
The solid wood looked at each other, it may be that Lu Qianyu's timid demeanor betrayed him, and the big man pointed at him with a cracked finger and scolded, "It turned out that you were a kid raised by a dog, who dared to tease Uncle Ben, and was impatient?"
The knife turned white with fright, and he was obscene behind the old knife. Without waiting for the old knife to say anything, Lu Qianyu walked over calmly.
"A misunderstanding. Lu Qianyu bowed slightly to the big man, he said, "The child is not sensible and eats raw beef by mistake, and this is why..." "Lu Qianyu didn't know how to make it up.
Such a coincidence is full of loopholes no matter how you explain it. As the saying goes, if you talk too much, you will lose, not to mention reasoning with the boss on the rivers and lakes is tantamount to playing the piano to the cow.
"Eaten by mistake?" Next to the big man, a grumpy hang-eyed fat dun copied the guy by hand. Lu Qianyu saw that it was a three-foot long sword, and Fat Dun held the rough black iron hilt in his right hand, and pulled out a section, and the sword body was bright and swaying, reflecting a cold light.
Then, he heard Fat Dun scolding in the direction of the old knife, "What a child, is it weaned, is that him?"
"Really, I'm sorry, I'll give it to you.... Lu Qianyu hesitated for a moment at the word "You and You, and then delayed for a while on the question of whether or not you need to bend over.
These two seemingly inconsequential moves are enough to determine the direction of what happens next. In the end, he decided to bow to reason.
The ancients had a cloud, and villains didn't hit smiling people.
So, Lu Qianyu couldn't believe that he could smile brightly at three strangers, "Look, otherwise, my little thing has disturbed the Yaxing of all the heroes, it's our fault, I let the shopkeeper go to the table again, and the cost is all covered." ”
"Hey. Hearing this, Atai glanced at the old knife with a look of disdain and said, "This kid, when did you start to be the master for us?"
In the teahouse, there was silence and silence, and everyone watched the two sides of the accident.
In their eyes, Lu Qianyu has clear eyebrows and big eyes. The body is as thin as a pillar. Wearing a gray coat that does not match the temperament, there are a few black mold spots on the corners of the clothes. He put the ten fingers of his two hands hooked in front of his stomach, his calves were bent, his front body was slightly tilted, and his face was full of smiles, revealing a feeling of sickness all over his body.
"Do you want to leave it at that?" another fat dun stood up next to Fat Dun, two of them were as short, but this figure shrunk a circle compared to the hanging eye, his eyes were sharp, and he was angry, he said, "There is no door." ”
Lu Qianyu observed the three of them, they were all poor and sour in the rivers and lakes, and their clothes were sloppy. Each person has a different weapon, which is a knife, a sword, a club, and each is strong. Especially the appearance of these two fat duns, thick arms, short legs, small heads, and collapsed noses, obscene and joyful. Of course, their tempers stink of disgust.
"Don't be angry, everyone's walking around the same country. Lu Qianyu paused, thought for a moment, and then said, "If you don't look up and look down, why bother to fight for a little thing!"
Then, there was a sigh from the teahouse.
"What are you doing, are you fighting, or are you talking?"
"Delay Lao Tzu to drink tea. ”
"It's convenient, go to the street, don't break the boss's table. ”
"What are you talking about?" The big man was angry, twisted his head towards the crowd, pinched his waist, and looked at them one by one, but shouted, "That grandson will look at Lao Tzu's jokes again?"
The people in the hall are not fuel-efficient lamps, they go to the rivers and lakes, and courage is sometimes more important than martial arts.
"Do you have any other skills besides shouting?"
"If you look tall and big, you're actually a piece of waste. ”
"There is a debtor and a debtor, it is windy here, don't flash your tongue when you speak. ”
The big man was too lazy to fight with them, and he didn't know how to threaten him. So, everyone present scolded, "Dog, a bunch of garbage." ”
"Yo!" At this time, a woman's voice was heard, "This eldest brother has such great skills, he must have the courage to be a husband and a man, and he definitely doesn't dare to be so arrogant." Then, a woman dressed in black kicked away the chair, shook her chest fiercely, and pulled out a pair of delicate short whips from behind.
At this time, the scene was silent again, and Lu Qianyu didn't dare to squeak, and said in his heart, "How can anyone have itchy hands like this?"
"Little girl, what are you doing standing up!" Fat Dun glanced at the woman and said with a sly smile, "Is it that pair of walnuts on your chest that is itchy, waiting for Uncle I will help you stop the itching." What are you shaking?"
"How can it be justified? The woman's face was red and her ears were red, and she scolded, "Words are as disgusting as their people." ”
She is quite curvaceous, with plump legs carrying a cocked ass. He is in his twenties and has healthy yellowish skin. Long hair is coiled up, sideburns are drooping, and a hosta is inserted.
"In the rivers and lakes, there are really all kinds of cats and dogs!" she muttered to herself, walking towards Lu Qianyu.
Lu Qianyu was a little dispossessed, and he didn't understand what this irascible sister was, but he heard her say in front of him, "Little brother, you look very beautiful, I don't know if you have a marriage match?"
Lu Qianyu was shocked by these words, and the woman touched his face, and instantly a stream of electricity spread throughout his body, and a layer of pimples rose on Lu Qian's arm, and then the woman said, "Don't be nervous, sister, I like to look at beautiful men in the world, just like you men love to look at women's buttocks." ”
"Daddy. The knife stabbed the old knife's buttocks, and he said, "That woman is light Brother Lu, you don't care?"
"Little rabbit, shut up first, your big brother Lu's Yanfu really makes me greedy. Rokuko slapped the knife on the back of his neck, grinning in pain.
Lu Qianyu was still numb, standing there uneasy, how could he have thought that the female heroes in the rivers and lakes were so unrestrained?
"Wait. The woman pointed at the three brothers, and her words came out lightly, "Sister will help you teach these three bastards a lesson." ”
When Dahan heard this, he laughed, and he hummed to everyone, "Just rely on her to teach our brothers?" Then Dahan stared at the woman's legs, and said dirty, "You little girl, although your face is ordinary, your figure is good." Okay, let's go to bed and teach our brother a lesson. ”
"Three men and one woman?" Liuzi's eyes were about to pop out, he gave Ah Tai a punch, and said with a smile: "These three guys will waste resources, no, no." ”
"You two!" the second brother, who had not spoken, spoke, "Shut up and take a good look." ”
said that it was too late, it was fast, the woman came to the three brothers, a pair of short whips collided together, she raised her head, and said: "The old lady Luocheng Wang Yan, the people of the rivers and lakes give the nickname Double Whip Swallow, and they have never killed nameless ghosts, and you and other incompetent people, so you can report your name quickly." ”
"Huh!" the big man touched the beard on his chin, pondered for a moment, and became very impatient, "Double-whipped swallow, I have indeed heard of such a person. It is rumored that she killed her husband's family and a widow, and she still has a bit of beauty, charm and anger, and often sleeps with men. Is this you?" he sneered.
"Hahaha. ”
There was laughter from the crowd in the room.
"Strong, really strong. Xiao Liu clapped his hands and laughed, "Oh no, I want to sleep with her too." Atai, look at it, this fat but not greasy, is it the type you like?"
Ah Tai nodded and scolded, "Sao Bao!"
Lu Qianyu turned his head, showing displeasure, feeling that these two people were simply unreasonable.
"Who do I like to sleep with, do you have an opinion?" Wang Yan sneered contemptuously, standing in a figure of eight under her feet, bowing her waist slightly, and looking like she was going up.
At this time, Lu Qianyu couldn't bear it anymore, no matter what kind of double-whipped swallow, short-whipped swallow, or small swallow, flower swallow, she was a female streamer after all, how could he hide behind the goddess and pretend to be dead? So Lu Qianyu was about to step forward to help, but at this time, the old knife grabbed his arm.
"Don't go. The old knife said, "Look at the situation!"
"How can a woman beat three men?" Lu Qianyu broke free in confusion, he said, "If you sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, be timid and afraid of things, let others stand out for yourself, and men hide behind women, it is the rule of this river and lake, then I have nothing to say." However, it is better for the rivers and lakes to change their names, just to call them "prisons"! All heroes and heroes are prisoners. ”
He thought that these words would resonate with Lao Dao, but unexpectedly, Lao Dao sneered, "Fart hero, do you think there are heroes in the rivers and lakes? I'm afraid that I misunderstood, the rivers and lakes are just blisters, and the water is shallow." ”
Lu Qianyu broke out in a cold sweat when he said this, he really didn't know the true face of Lushan in the rivers and lakes. But since he was a child, he has been exposed to Shi Weng and knows some heroic heroes and heroic deeds on the rivers and lakes. They are all righteous and bold, so dirty as now?
He thought, could it be that the rivers and lakes were covered with a gorgeous lie by later generations, that is, he himself admitted the wrong door to enter the rivers and lakes, and then he went to his second cousin's house.
The three brothers took advantage of the double-whip swallow to speak, with the big man as the center, turned into a formation, the big fat dun was on the left, holding the sword, the second fat dun was on the right, holding the stick, and the three of them looked at each other with satisfied expressions.
Lu Qianyu saw that this was a very typical formation of playing more and playing less. The big man should be the main force, and the two fat piers will attack left and right. Wang Yan single-handedly had to prevent the three of them from making a move, and he had to fight back, but he was afraid that it would not be so easy. Thinking of this, Lu Qianyu really sweated for her, and blushed even more ashamedly when she stood behind.
"It's angry!" After the big man finished speaking, he lifted the big knife next to the table, I don't know if it was the knife sinking, or if he used too much force, the ground under his feet was concave, and he then smiled, "Since you like to sleep so much, then I will send you to accompany the lonely little ghost on the Huangquan Road!"
The battle is on the verge of breaking out.
Wang Yan's angry eyes released a murderous intention, she straightened her legs, kicked the ground, and bounced out of the ground, the speed was not fast, but Lu Qianyu did not expect.
Wang Yan's brain turned very fast, and between square inches, he had insight into the opponent's formation, and understood that the key to breaking through was to fight more and fight less. Therefore, she did not choose to attack the long knife man directly, but instead dealt with the second fat dun.
In her eyes, the breath on Er Fat Dun's body is slightly weaker, indicating that the internal strength is insufficient, and he is the weakest of the three, and the big man with a long knife is the strongest, and the big fat dun is the second, with an internal force that is not inferior to the man with a long knife.
However, this is only an observation of internal forces, and it does not explain everything, and the actual battle depends on the opponent's moves.
Seeing the woman's shadow running towards him, Er Fat Dun grinned, his arm was infused with huge strength, and a stick smashed down in the air, which was about to be hit with one blow. When Wang Yan was advancing, her figure suddenly stopped, she had already taken precautions, she had already known the location of the opponent's stick, and she calmly dodged.
When the second fat stick failed, he couldn't help but sigh, and the woman had left the position just now and came to him. At this moment, her double whips turned into the shape of scissors, and slammed her neck down.
The second fat man was startled at first, hurriedly retreated a few steps, dodged the fatal blow, and snorted secretly, "This tigress is very fierce, fortunately, uncle, I have a sharp reaction, otherwise I really fell in her way." Not wanting his words to fall just in his heart, Wang Yan followed a few steps, split the double whip into two, and swept towards the head and waist of the second fat dun again.
"Still coming?" Er Fat Dun hurriedly sought countermeasures, the long stick protected the top of his head, and resisted a whip, and the wooden stick was difficult to compete with the fine iron, so he broke off in response, and he felt a faint pain in his mouth. When the stick broke, he bent his waist into a shrimp to prevent the bones on his waist from falling like the stick.
The difference between life and death is a millimeter, a little slack, it is very easy to be hit, the second fat dun suddenly woke up, the cold sweat of the bean grain hung on his forehead, and his heart exclaimed, "Double whip Wang Yan is by no means a waste of fame." ”
Lu Qianyu was still bound by the old knife, and seeing the defeat of the second fat dun, he couldn't help but secretly applaud Wang Yan, but the situation did not turn from danger to safety.
The formation of the three brothers was chaotic and orderly, and the footsteps of the other two followed the footsteps of the second fat dun and did not yet attack. Before that, they had already perfected this formation, and I don't know how many heroes were defeated by this move. If the three of them shot at the same time, Wang Yan would still be more than lucky.
"Stinky girl, that's what you can do?" the big man shouted, seeing that Wang Yan avoided his edge and didn't see him, so he had to take the initiative to attack.
He first despised Wang Yan's kung fu, and then swung his long knife over. Wang Yan's eyes locked on the second fat dun, and the afterglow swept the long knife, and when it came, he swung a short whip to resist.
The results were immediate, and the weapons of both sides collided together, making a deafening sound.
A strand of long hair fluttered at the corners of her mouth, her arm was slightly numb, and the short whip trembled a few times, but the whole person did not move at all.
The big man's hands almost couldn't hold the hilt, the blade buzzed, and his body staggered half a step.
"Grandma's. The big man spit out, silently took half a step, and the long knife was stretched to his chest, and he said in surprise, "You girl, you have some means to catch me with a knife?"
The big fat dun was anxious for a long time on the side, the fight was only completed in an instant, and the non-sharp-eyed martial arts practitioner may not be able to see the tricks of both sides clearly, he has no chance to make a move, and now the scene is instantly quiet, giving him a chance to perform, how can he miss it?
"I, Thundercloud, have come to meet you for a while. The big fat dun leaped away with an arrow step, as fast as the wind, and the long sword turned into countless sword shadows in his hand, instantly enveloping Wang Yan.
Wang Yan looked at all directions, and the defense was only completed in an instant, and the double whips opened the colorful sword moves, but they only dodged but did not attack, and retreated again and again.
As soon as the big fat dun made a move, he didn't even touch the other party's clothes, and his face suddenly turned gloomy. Then he stepped up his attack, and the speed of the sword became faster and faster, but it was also on par with just now, because his kung fu was there, unless he could break through the limit and re-enter the realm, the victory and defeat would be divided, and there would be no miracle.
In the end, Wang Yan pushed to the wall, stopped with his feet, seized an opportunity, and struck the back of Da Fat Dun's sword with a whip. The power is so great that the opponent is caught off guard.
So, with a sigh, the long sword shook off from his hand, flew straight into the air, touched the stone roof, and fell.
"Enough. The old knife took a few steps and caught the sword before the other party, and after he stood firm, he handed out the hilt of the sword to the other party, and said, "It's a harmless trivial matter, why do you want to make such a stirring up of the people?"
The big man with the long knife glanced at the knife hangar on the waist of the old knife, changed his previous busy and rude attitude, and showed an unnatural smile, "What this brother said is extremely true, the rivers and lakes are petty fights, and there is no need to see life and death." After speaking, he stood up with the long knife and said, "Double whip Wang Yan, as expected, is worthy of his reputation, and Lei Ming of Daqingshan has been taught." ”
Wang Yan took the short whip at this moment, she arched her hand to the old knife, and said, "This friend, you are not very kind. She was indeed complaining that the old knife had been watching for a long time.
The old knife returned the salute embarrassedly, and said with a smile: "Everything is caused by the dog, and after you go back, you must be strictly controlled." Thank you for your righteous action just now. ”
"Thank you. Wang Yan stood with his sleeves brushed, pointed at Lu Qianyu, and snorted: "I'm not helping you! ”
Lu Qianyu was surprised, "Who is this Wang Yan, who is sacred? With just one glance, he can see the situation and find that he is seriously injured?"
After this incident, Lu Qianyu understood.
It turns out that people in the rivers and lakes look at people, not only by their faces, but also by their anger.
Qi is in it, attached to the line. In it, God in it.
The qi is strong, the line is exhausted, the blood is blocked, and the spirit is weak and dying.
As long as you have practiced internal qi, you can see the qi with your eyes and eyes, and use it as an air hole, which is the basic criterion for measuring the strength of your opponent.
In front of the masters, the powerful means of concealing the qi are all in vain.
"Big brother. At this time, Er Fatdun walked over with his arm thrown around, and he said, "What do you mean, just forget it?"
Lei Ming was angry, "Hugh is presumptuous. Then, he stared at Wang Yan and said, "Double whip Wang Yan, let's fight again another day." After speaking, he pulled his third brother Lei Yu and turned around and left.
"Willing to teach!" Wang Yan stood at the door, facing the backs of the three people, she sneered, "Daqingshan, Sanlei is nothing more than that!"