Chapter 5 I just want to drink soup
"Bang!bang!bang......"
Ye Bufan's fists are like the wind, those who come do not refuse, one punch, more than a dozen beggars quickly turned on their backs, lying on the ground and wailing, this is still Ye Bufan's subordinates are merciful, otherwise these people will not die or be disabled!
"Ahhh
"Ahhh
"Ahhh
"Ahhh
A group of beggars lay on the ground, their expressions distorted and painful, with crystal tears in their eyes, crying all over the sky for a while, and a sad emotion echoed in this small space, deeply infecting Ye Bufan.
"Alas, I said earlier that my physique is as strong as a junior monk, but you don't believe it, but now you believe it, right?" Ye Bufan raised his head behind his hands and said lightly, "Also, I'm a human, not a demon!"
"Hmph! Some people are not even as good as beasts, they are worse than demons!"
The bearded beggar was obviously the leader of this group of beggars, although he grinned in pain and his eyes were full of stars, he still stood up from the ground with a strong spirit, and then gritted his teeth and said: "Your Excellency is so powerful, I think you are also a hero." However, such a character does something like a chicken and a dog thief, hehe, I, a beggar, look down on you!"
"Wait!"
Ye Bufan's body was like a wind, he appeared in front of the bearded man in one step, grabbed the collar of his clothes, and said suspiciously: "I said bearded, what do you mean by this chicken and dog thief? I just came in to eat a bowl of noodles, or my own noodles, how did I become a thief?"
"Hmph, you said that you are not a thief, the monk's face has been lost by you!" the bearded man was a hard-tempered lord, glaring at him and unhurried, "Where did you come from, didn't you steal the winter food I waited for?"
"This ...... Well, you win. ”
Ye Bufan was quite speechless, staring at the bearded man as if he was looking at an alien, and said with disdain: "This noodle needs to be fired, there must be a stove, and there must be a pot, take a closer look, is there any trace of cooking in your house?"
"Hmph, you dare to quibble when the matter comes, you ...... person"
The bearded man stared at him, and just wanted to teach Ye Bufan a lesson in righteous words, but he was suddenly stunned. Because when his eyes inadvertently swept the house, he found that there was nothing in the house except dry firewood and a water tank, and there was not even a trace of dry wood burning.
"But you are a monk, it is said that monks can breathe fire, so you don't need a stove and a pot at all, as well as dry firewood, just breathe fire to cook!"
But the bearded man was determined to find trouble with Ye Bufan, although he knew that his excuse was a bit ridiculous, but he still said it with a big strie in his eyes. A group of beggars in the rear echoed loudly, unanimously to the outside world, and forgot their wails for a while.
"it!"
Ye Bufan directly abandoned his qualities as an immortal emperor back then, and directly burst into a foul mouth, looking at the beard with wide eyes and incredulous, and said with a smile: "Hehe, the monk can breathe fire? Who taught you this? Is your common sense taught by the dead grandfather of the old king next door?"
"No, it was taught by Lao Wang's grandmother next door when she didn't die!" said the bearded man with a serious face.
"Nima!"
"Smack!"
Ye Bufan said that he was about to collapse, and slapped him directly, this bearded man is really a talent, no wonder under his wise leadership, the members of this beggar group are all yellow-skinned, unclothed, and have no human appearance!
"Hmph, if it weren't for that bowl of miraculous noodles that made me feel good, according to Lao Tzu's previous temper, I would have slapped you to the west long ago! ”
Looking at the five finger prints on his face, the beard that fell to the ground and was twitching, Ye Bufan's mood finally improved. Bearded people can't reason with them, and it seems that no matter what world they are in, the saying "what can be solved with your hands should never be moved" is true.
"Forget it, for everyone's sake, for the sake of everyone who is also a beggar, I won't be like you, and forgive you and other offenses for the time being, remember, don't make an example!"
After speaking, Ye Bufan picked up the bowl and was about to drink the delicious soup.
"Brother, big brother, you are my own brother!"
Unexpectedly, the bearded man suddenly pounced on Ye Bufan's thigh, snorted and cried, and said miserably: "Big brother, our beggar group will respect you as the master in the future, only you will be the first to look forward, you see...... Isn't it a reward for everyone to take a bite of soup? ”
"What? You want soup?"
Ye Bufan's eyes widened, he suddenly understood what the bearded man did just now, although his words and deeds were very funny, but his purpose was very clear, the goal was his bowl of noodle soup that he hadn't finished!
"Yes, big brother, let's take a sip, our greatest wish before death is to drink a sip of delicious noodle soup. ”
The beggars who were rolling and screaming in pain on the ground suddenly came to their senses, and they sat on the ground one by one and looked at Ye Bufan pitifully, looking at the miserable appearance, the desire in their eyes, as if it was really a group of dying people who wanted to achieve the last wish in their lives.
"Finding fault and causing trouble...... Ahh
"Ahem, that's true. The bearded man lowered his head very embarrassedly, and said weakly, "Big brother, I'm sorry, this is our first time acting, so the acting skills are very sparse, which makes the big brother laugh, but for everyone's sake, can you ...... it?"
"Why not, everyone is a beggar, that's a family, if you want to drink soup, say it early, if you say it early, you will drink it early, and if you say it earlier, you will save this beating, why don't you say it earlier?
Ye Bufan said that he was deeply worried about the IQ of this group of beggars, but he was slanted by the honesty of this group of guys, looked at the black bowl in his hand, and suddenly remembered the group of people who gave him copper coins not long ago, and a sentence couldn't help but appear in his mind - there is true love in the world!
"There is true love in the world! Since you have met, you can't be indifferent, come and come, hand over your bowl, and I will give you a mouthful of soup!"
sighed in his heart, thinking that he had survived the difficulties in the home of this group of beggars and enjoyed the delicious Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, Ye Bufan felt that he should express it a little.